fall in love with fake straight man

After eating, he turned on Luo Fei's laptop, and Cao Hai was going to play for a while before taking the bean bag to the pet hospital for shaving.

It's not because of laziness, it's noon now, it's too hot, it's too easy to get heat stroke when going out!Cao Hai felt that his reasons were very good, and he snatched the slippers from Doubao's mouth, and ignored the grinning Doubao.

Luo Fei's laptop desktop is very clean, with only a few frequently used icons clean.Cao Hai opened Penguin, and Luo Fei's Penguin account and password were all saved there, Cao Hai was irritated, but he didn't dare to log in.In Cao Hai's eyes, if you are a couple, you can look at the chat records and mobile phone messages casually, but he and Luo Fei are not considered reserve members now, so of course they cannot spy on other people's privacy.

Privacy, privacy, Cao Hai thought silently, wondering if there would be some private photos in Luo Fei's space?For example, will he secretly try on those underpants that he is embarrassed to wear, and then take pictures as a souvenir?That wild little leopard print, that coquettish back air style, that seductive buttocks.

Unsurprisingly, the elevator came up again, and Cao Hai angrily knocked his unsteady little brother, which caused him to cover his painful hands for a long time... The key is indeed the key, the ancients sincerely I'm sorry!

After recovering, Cao Hai opened his penguin and comforted himself. Shuangding was not expected. He had seen all the important parts, so why wait for Shuangding!But that feeling of still holding the pipa and half covering your face, that feeling of being ashamed to speak, playing hard to get, can't stop... In fact, it's still very exciting!

Seeing the message 999+ from the penguin group, Cao Hai was not surprised at all.That bunch of chattering little shou who are waiting to be fed, can come up with this Yongle Dadian after half an hour of getting motivated.Cao Hai didn't bother to read the previous summary, so he directly cut off the current topic.

The sea and the sky: "Little ones, my king is about to reveal his identity by cohabiting with a straight man, what should I do?"

Spiny Gherkin: "Down with the show off party! I also want to live with a straight man!"

There are always people who want to play with me: "Cucumber, your bedroom is full of bends? Are you sure? Have you tried it? The old driver will take me, please guide me, please share!"

The little cucumber with thorns: "Don't mention the dormitory, can the dormitories in the school be the same! It's a two-person world, and those guys in our dormitory, I have to accompany them to the teacher's class. Identify who is Teacher Cang, who is Teacher Fan, and who is Hatano..."

The sea is bright and the sky is bright: "Good way! I will look for Teacher Cang's video in front of him at night for in-depth study, I guess he will not be able to guess blindly! Cucumber, give me the seeds, lend me the cloud disk, move, hurry up~"

Little cucumber with thorns: "Who are you burying? I'm serious! How can there be such a thing as men and women!"

There were 666 posts in the group, and they all said that Mr. Cucumber is a role model for calcium!Then ask to share something that a serious calcium would only watch.

There are always people who want to play with me: "I have a male and female part in the first half, and a male part in the second part. Do you want to seduce straight men? When he watched the video, he suddenly discovered a new continent. , and then you are by his side, there is no choice, dry wood and fire."

Diao Min said that Cao Hai's blood was surging, and his eyes began to blur with excitement. This is not a computer in front of him, but a window to a better life, the road to heaven!

Cao Hai couldn't wait to open the private chat window of the troublemaker: "Boss, please plant!"

There are always people who want to play. I readily sent my cloud disk account password, and Cao Hai couldn't wait to click in and start studying...

The categories on Diao Min's cloud disk are very neat, black, white, immature, self-proclaimed, and there is also a 'only for seducing straight men'.Cao Hai clicked in and browsed one by one. Good guy, there are hundreds of learning materials in this cloud disk, enough for him to study for a year and a half.

Open one casually to have a look, naturally set up the tent, and naturally think of the lubricating oil in the bedside table. At this moment, Luo Fei's image was all in his mind. Luo Fei's black hair, black eyebrows, and Has black fur...

Half an hour later, Cao Hai, who entered the sage mode, tidied up the battlefield, turned off the Baidu cloud disk without any desires, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Well, now is not a good time to learn and improve with Luo Fei, it's not yet time!

Back on the chat page, everyone's topic has turned to the real Shakespeare.

Mr. Wild Boar: "Why didn't I see Sabie today? There are only a dozen or so living people in this crowd of thousands of people. It's desolate enough to think about."

Anonymous: "An insider broke the news that Shabby has lost her love and is looking for a new relationship to wash away the old scars. Everyone is welcome to sign up. However, he is a young man who has been appointed for thousands of years, so please don't make a fuss~"

The sea and the sky: "Send the photos first, otherwise who would dare to sign up? What if it's Wu Dalang?"

Mr. Wild Boar: "Sabbie is very cute. You didn't come to our small gathering last time, or you would have seen it."

There are always people who want to play me: "9494, you can't keep away from the masses!"

Haikuotian: "Next time, next time, I must go next time. I'll go first, and I have something to go out."

Amidst the boos, Cao Customs killed his penguin and cleared the computer records by the way. These are all incriminating evidence that cannot be left to Luo Fei!

At 02:30 in the afternoon, the weather was still very stuffy, the heat wave was rolling outside, and Cao Hai had just entered the sage mode, so he was really too lazy to move, but after thinking about it, it was still important, Cao Hai still took the bean bag and went out.

Dou Bao was still as happy as before, and when he got out of the elevator, he ran forward with all his strength, pulling Cao Hai, and rushed out in a stumbling manner.

There are many old men and women sitting in the shade of the trees in the community. They are retired and have nothing to do. They play cards, chess, and chat with each other.

Seeing Cao Hai come out with the bean buns, several old men and old ladies pointed at the bean buns while beeping, not knowing what they were talking about.

Cao Hai didn't know anyone, and didn't want to say hello to them, so he was dragged away by the bean bag.Before Cao Hai went out, he had checked on Baidu, and there was a pet hospital in this community on the map, so he cut the hair of Doubao first.

However, before Cao Hai had walked a few steps, he heard a voice behind him calling him, "That young man, that young man with the dog!"

Cao Hai turned his head and pointed to his nose and shouted, "Did you call me?"

"Yes, that's right, I'm calling you!"

It was an old man in a wheelchair. Although he was sitting in a wheelchair, he should be quite old, but he looked very young. He looked like he was in his early 50s at most. This made Cao Hai quite emotional. People are taking good care of themselves now. .

Cao Hai took the bean bag and walked back a few steps, and found that the wheelchair was the one he sat in yesterday, and the fixed support in front of the wheelchair was still fresh in his memory.

With this kind of relationship, Cao Hai was too embarrassed not to say a few polite words: "Master, what do you want me to do?"

The uncle smiled and glanced at Doubao and then at Cao Hai, "Young man, Luo Fei borrowed a wheelchair from me yesterday, and it was for you, it seems that his legs and feet are pretty good."

Cao Hai felt a little embarrassed, the old man's smile was too penetrating, as if he knew everything, he knew that he lived in Luo Fei's house.Cao Hai smiled shyly and nodded: "Well, he borrowed it for me. I had a severe fever yesterday, and I couldn't walk. I took medicine for two days before I recovered. Thank you for your help."

The old man smiled and waved his hands: "They are all neighbors, why are you being polite. Young man, this is the dog that ran with the wheelchair yesterday!"

Fat Beanbag didn't want to stay where it was, and was walking sideways vigorously, stretching the leash straight.Cao Hai tugged the traction rope back, patted Doubao's buttocks and made Doubao sit down on the spot: "Well, this guy was the one who dragged me to run yesterday, and he ran so fast, swish. Sir, wheelchair Are you okay? I was afraid of breaking your wheelchair afterwards."

The uncle smiled even more happily, and waved his hands vigorously: "It's not broken, it's not broken, the wheelchair is still in good condition, it's bought by my girl, it's old and strong."

"Your girl is really filial!" Cao Hai said casually.

"What about filial piety, filial piety also bought me a hand-operated wheelchair, not to mention buying an electric one." Even so, the old man still had a complacent look on his face: "Young man, I heard that your dog pulls a wheelchair It's very interesting, I also want to raise a big dog to pull my wheelchair, so that I can save myself from pushing it with my hands, and it hurts my hands when I walk slowly. Usually, the children are not at home, and it is too strenuous for me to go out by myself."

Cao Hai has black lines in his head. He had a lot of fun with the dog pulling the wheelchair yesterday, but can this old man do the same?Can his body bear it?If something really happened, who would be responsible, even stewing the bean buns would not be able to bear the responsibility!

Cao Hai hid the bean bag behind his back, trying to dispel the old man's childlike fantasy: "Master, the dog is not sensible, it can have fun when it is happy, it is so dangerous to pull the wheelchair, if it falls, it is too worthless Fuck it, it almost knocked me down yesterday."

The old man was very dissatisfied with Cao Hai's performance, he clapped his hand on the support of the wheelchair, and stared wide-eyed: "I just want to borrow your dog for a try, and when I'm done, I'll buy a big dog myself. What's the matter? You can't bear it!"

"No way, no way, I'm afraid of falling on you, a dog pulling a wheelchair is really not as safe as an electric wheelchair..."

The old man patted the wheelchair again: "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? The dog is so handsome, and the electric one is nothing compared to it!"

Well, this old man is also a pushy guy, Cao Hai knew he couldn't convince this old man.Having talked about this point, besides that he just helped him yesterday, Cao Hai has the nerve to say no.

Cao Hai resignedly tied the bean bag to the front fender of the wheelchair, while standing behind the old man, he grabbed the handle on the back of the wheelchair vigorously, for fear of falling the old man.

Bean Bao was chained to the wheelchair, looked back twice, maybe he saw that this routine was very familiar, wasn't it like this yesterday, didn't this just let it run away!After figuring out what the rules were, Doubao used his big paws to plan the ground, and went out without a slogan!

The old man only felt a gust of wind blowing in his face, and he didn't know whether it was because of excitement or because his heart couldn't bear the stimulation. He gestured wildly with his hands in the air and screamed, instantly attracting the eyes of a group of old men and women.

Cao Hai tugged on the handle, and felt his chest was full of wind. If the clothing had a larger area of ​​force, he would be able to fly like a kite!

Cao Hai wanted to control Doubao to run slower, but in this state, he was being dragged forward, his toes were not on the ground, and he had nowhere to rely on, so he could only shout loudly: "Doubao, you Stop for me! Stop! It's dead!"

Hearing Cao Hai yelling from behind, Doubao ran more happily, turning to the left for a while, turning to the right for a while, and the running was not in a straight line anymore!

The wheelchair took Cao Hai to play drifting together. The old man was probably really frightened, and he kept making a sound of "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" Cao Hai behind the wheelchair was shaken to death , I feel like I'm going to throw up!

At this time, I heard a familiar voice yelling: "Be careful!" Then I don't know who caught up with Cao Hai from behind, passed Cao Hai's armpit with his hands, and grabbed the back beam of the wheelchair .

The wheelchair froze for an instant, and the old man was almost thrown away, and all the voices finally converged into "Ah! Wow..."

The old man, who was ready to take off, was stopped by the front baffle of the wheelchair, which hit his stomach. The old man in his seventies performed a gorgeous human fountain, which had a smell and a lot of impurities. The fountain flickered in the sun, paused in mid-air, fell, and sprinkled the old man...

The author has something to say:

After returning from the injection, I found that the application for signing the contract had failed... Heartbroken...

Well, everyone, keep reading, I will not enter the palace!This story plan is 20-30w words, for those little angels who are chasing more, I will stick to it!Although I don't know who the four or five little angels who have been chasing for updates are, but I really thank you, okay~