fall in love with fake straight man

Liu Youzhi and Cao Hai picked each other's dishes a few times, and never touched that plate of eggplant again. Although it would be fun to trick others and see others feel uncomfortable, it's not worth it if you want to feel uncomfortable too. Not everyone can afford the Qishangquan.

Xiaoman filled the food for the old man with a smile, not participating in the struggle between the two overage children.

Mr. Wang didn't seem to like Xiaoman very much, he put the food that Xiaoman put into his bowl in his palm, and fed it to the Siamese cat he just bought bit by bit, maybe it was the cat's tongue. The old man who licked it was too itchy, and the old man would always laugh twice suddenly, which was a little abrupt at this silent dinner table.

"Little monkey, look at your sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. You are so pitifully thin. From now on, I will call you Little Monkey." Mr. Wang gave this poor Siamese cat a name other than its species.

Xiaoman didn't mind Mr. Wang's neglect, and still carried the shredded meat to Mr. Wang's bowl persistently: "Uncle Wang, this cat is orange, and orange cats usually grow very fat, wait When it grows up, it becomes a fat monkey."

Xiaoman's food is pretty good, at least much better than Cao Hai's "Soul Yiku". Without Liu Youzhi's provocation, Cao Hai had a great time eating: "Well, nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one Overwhelm Kang, and call it 'orangutan' when the time comes."

"What an orangutan, it's so ugly. Dad, it's called Fat Tiger. I've been calling it for a whole morning. It's just getting used to it. Don't change its name." eggs.

Master Wang was a little hesitant: "Is it appropriate to be called Fat Tiger if you are so thin?"

Cao Hai nodded immediately: "Not suitable, not suitable, I think monkeys are good!"

Liu Youzhi threw another spoonful of 'Soul Yiku' into Cao Hai's bowl, and Cao Hai returned a chopstick not to be outdone, and then the two of them glared at each other in unison, and then looked at their own bowl for luck...

Lunch was over soon, Liu Youzhi was at home, in front of her, Cao Hai had no way to carry out his plan to smear Luo Fei, so he could only go home with the uneaten 'soul bank'.

Back home, Doubao began to rub Cao Hai's leg vigorously again, Cao Hai thought for a while, and simply poured the eggplant into the bowl of Doubao, and asked Doubao to 'soul a library' with him.

Dou Bao smelled his bowl, sniffled, turned around and wanted to run.

Cao Hai grabbed the bean bun, grabbed the big paw of the bean bun and put it in front of his rice bowl: "Son, thief, your father and I worked so hard to make this, you have to eat it all, although What your father and I cook are not very tasty, but you are a dog, and dogs cannot be picky eaters..."

Doubao desperately turned his head, put on a resolute refusal, and vowed to defend his dog rights to the death.

After arguing with Doubao for a while, Cao Hai broke out in sweat, but he failed to overcome Doubao's determination.Cao Hai looked at the eggplant in the dog bowl and was a little worried. The dishes he cooked were so unpalatable, what should he do at night?You can't talk about Japanese food with Luo Fei.

Cao Hai sighed, turned on the computer again, and re-watched the method of fool fish: the fish is cut with a knife, and it is cooked directly in the pot.How many minutes and seconds?Cao Hai began to hate that Chinese people have no sense of time.I heard that the Germans teach people to cook recipes. Every side dish and seasoning must be accurate to the gram, and the time is accurate to the second!The right amount of Chinese recipes is so unreliable!Should I find some German recipes to try?Let Luo Fei have a taste of European and American flavors, it is good to think about it, but today is definitely too late.

Well, the next step in the recipe is to sprinkle onion, ginger, and garlic mince on the fish, pour steamed fish soy sauce and Maggi fresh soy sauce on the fish, and then burn a pot of hot oil and pour it on the fish.

Cao Hai looked at the recipe and studied it for a long time. This dish looks very simple!Except that the time and seasoning are not easy to grasp, it seems to be better than the eggplant in the morning!

Cao Hai decided to give it a try immediately.If it’s delicious, it’s a big deal to beat it in the microwave at night; if it’s not delicious, you have time to think of other ways.

Cao Hai entered the kitchen and began to cut the fish, grasping the fish with his left hand and holding the knife steadily with his right hand, ready to cut flowers for the fish...

Damn!The fish moved!The fish moved!The fish moved!

The fish that had been disembowelled, the fish whose gills had been dug out by Lin, actually moved in Cao Hai's hands!

Cao Hai was so frightened that he screamed, dropped the fish in his hand, threw away the knife, and went back to the bedroom. Without wiping his hands, he started playing "The Sutra of Rebirth" on the computer...

Listening to "The Sutra of Rebirth", Cao Hai couldn't stop his heart palpitations, what is this!Obviously, I learned it from the TV series "Snail House". When buying fish, you have to watch the hawker slaughter it, so that the fish will be fresh, but this is too fresh!It has been two hours since I bought it and got home, why is it still not dead?

After smoking a cigarette, calming down and relieving his nervousness, Cao Hai rushed to his battlefield again.

Standing at the door of the kitchen, Cao Hai carefully checked the position of the fish, which was in the tank.Very good, this undead fish corpse was not thrown to the ground by himself just now.

Approaching the tank, Cao Hai carefully stared at the dead fish for a while...

Oh my God!That fish is still gagging!This is horrible, okay?Cao Hai immediately returned to the computer, and began to ask for help on the post bar, "The fish bought in the market is not completely dead, and it is still gnawing, what should I do? Wait online, it is very urgent!"

A few minutes later, the first reply appeared "It's so pitiful, why don't you try to suture his wound and let him go!"

Cao Hai was furious, his intestines were gone, what should I do raw, besides, if I had the courage to sew its belly, I would have cooked it long ago!

Ignore the first floor, the first floor is a waste!Cao Hai kept refreshing the webpage.

Second floor: "Close your eyes and chop off its head! Believe me, that's what I did when I first cooked fish!"

Cao Hai looked at the answer on the second floor, thought about it, and thought it was very reliable. He replied thank you, and went back to the kitchen.

He didn't see it, and the first floor also replied to the second floor: "You can't tell the truth, can you?"

The second floor sent a smiling face: "I don't know, I have never cooked, and I am only 10 years old~"

This is the third time Cao Hai has entered the kitchen for this fish. He worked hard, then declined, and finally exhausted...Cao Hai decided that he must get rid of this fish this time, otherwise he might not have the courage to enter the kitchen.

Close your eyes, grab the fish with both hands, put it on the chopping board, the fish seems to twist a bit... No!That is an illusion!Everything is an illusion!

Cao Hai clenched the kitchen knife tightly with both hands, glanced at the position of the fish again, gestured twice with the knife, then closed his eyes, and chopped it down fiercely.

The head of the fish flew high and landed on the edge of the chopping board. It kept opening its mouth, and the body of the fish violently twisted a few times...

Cao Hai opened his eyes and saw this terrifying scene, and then he completely blackened...

"Ahhhhh!" Cao Hai shouted loudly, waving the kitchen knife in his hand continuously, chopping the poor fish carcass one by one, the tenacious fish carcass was finally smashed into thousands of pieces, and could no longer move up.

Looking at the fish pieces on a chopping board, Cao Hai was a little dazed. In this situation, is it considered that the fish has been cut with a flower knife...?

Anyway, the 'stall' fish on the chopping board can't move anymore. Although Cao Hai no longer has any hope for this dish, it's good to accumulate some experience.

Follow the steps to prepare the fish bit by bit and let it dry for a few minutes. Cao Hai tasted it - it was so fishy and salty...

Cao Hai, who was cooking for the first time, didn’t even know that fish had fishy lines. There were still some mucous membranes, viscera and blood in the belly of the fish that hadn’t been cleaned. Adding two kinds of soy sauce, for Cao Hai who can't master the seasoning ratio, it's strange that this dish can be delicious.

Cao Hai sighed, and put this bowl of fish into the bowl of bean buns.

When Doubao saw that new food was added, he ran over with his tongue out, sniffed wildly, and finally licked it nervously, then drank water vigorously...

Cao Hai looked at the bean buns and couldn't help sighing. Dogs wouldn't eat the two dishes he cooked. Even if he went to buy vegetables now, he probably wouldn't get any good results. Forget it, give up.

Back in the bedroom, Cao Hai began to think again about his plan to seduce Luo Fei. He had no ability to grab a man's stomach, and directly grabbing Luo Fei's vitals was obviously even more unreliable.

Facing a straight man, even if he does a striptease, the other party will not think that he is being seduced, at most he will think that he is crazy, and the possibility of hitting 120 is more likely.

It seems that they can only find a way to understand Luo Fei's preferences, and have more common language with Luo Fei first, and then they can develop step by step and gradually.

Apart from home appliances, furniture, and daily necessities, Luo Fei's house has nothing related to sex and hobbies. There are no musical instruments, no sports equipment, and even no bookcases. There are only stacks of books next to the computer desk.

Cao Hai walked to the computer desk and flipped through the books one by one.

"Thick Black Studies", "Interpersonal Relations", "Chinese Office Culture", "How to Be an Excellent Person"...

Cao Hai is a little confused, there is not a single professional book here, it's all about interpersonal relationship, Luo Fei, don't you read all these books?

After reading so many books on interpersonal relationships and personality, how good is Luo Fei?I seem to have no more hope.

There is no way to talk about this kind of book at all. Do you want to talk to Luo Fei about how to flatter your boss, squeeze your colleagues, and frame your colleagues in the office?This is not a Gongdou novel...

Cao Hai collapsed powerlessly on the bed, it seems that there is only one way - try to make physical contact with Luo Fei, intimate contact, seduce him bit by bit, let him realize the benefits of a man... But this seems a bit too much Shameless...

Fat Doubao lay on the bed, lying beside Cao Hai, looking at Cao Hai resentfully, Cao Hai casually tore two packs of snacks for Doubao to comfort his gluttonous son.

Sitting in front of the computer, Cao Hai suddenly remembered the network disk that Diao Min lent him. That thing should be of great help to his plan. Cao Hai opened the network disk with a desperate mood, and downloaded it to the computer , half an hour later, he entered the sage mode again...

Sage, no need for a movie!After calming down, Cao Hai simply threw all the things he had downloaded into the recycle bin. Looking at his watch, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon. Cao Hai carried a bag on his back and went downstairs like a thief, and found a small restaurant. , ordered a few dishes, packed them, put them all in the bag, and then went home like a thief...

Today, Luo Fei didn't ask Cao Hai if he cooked. Now as long as Cao Hai buys vegetables, he is very satisfied.

Going home after get off work, I happened to meet Liu Youzhi walking around the neighborhood holding Xiaoman's hand.

"Yo, I'm off work~" Liu Youzhi greeted Luo Fei cheerfully, and Xiaoman also nodded with a smile.

"Well, I just came back." Luo Fei didn't say much, he was still in a hurry to go home and cook.

Liu Youzhi smiled meaningfully: "Then hurry home, your family will eat Japanese food tonight~ You are so blessed!"

Xiaoman tugged at the corner of Liu Youzhi's clothes, lowered her head and covered her mouth with a chuckle.

Luo Fei didn't know what Liu Youzhi meant, he just thought, are we going to eat sushi tonight?Or sashimi?These can be imported without any skills, but can Cao Hai do it well?

Luo Fei went home feeling apprehensive.

The author has something to say:

When I write this, I think of the first time my family is fat and fat to cook fish...

I frightened him when the fish moved...I even laughed at him, and then I was so confident that I took the initiative to deal with the fish...

Well, that's a damn fish!