fall in love with fake straight man

If a person develops from not expecting something at all to hearing rumors and feeling apprehensive in anticipation, and finally finds that it is a complete surprise, what kind of psychological change will that take?

Even if Luo Fei went through this kind of mental journey completely, he still couldn't answer this question.

Unscrewing the door lock, pushing open the door, the smell of food wafted into the nostrils.

He put down his shoulder bag, kicked off his leather shoes, and walked in while unbuttoning his shirt. The goal was Cao Hai, who was wearing only his underwear and an apron. He was pouring the last dish out of the pot.

Boiled meat, boiled fish, home-cooked cold dishes, and a miscellaneous mushroom soup.

"The dinner is so sumptuous." Luo Fei threw his shirt on the sofa and praised him sincerely.

Cao Hai turned his head and smiled at Luo Fei: "Fortunately, I can heat it up for breakfast tomorrow morning. If there is more, I will finish it at noon."

How beautiful and harmonious this picture is.

Luo Fei found that this kind of life is really good, especially the little panties that are only worn under the apron, and the small buttocks.

"Is there anything else I can do to help?" Luo Fei untied his belt.

"It's all done, you can eat after you wash your hands." Cao Hai took those 'just out of the pan' dishes out one by one.

When Cao Hai ordered food in a small restaurant, there was only one requirement, that is, the food should be cooled slowly, and he should not be afraid of returning to the pot.

Cold dishes are definitely not afraid of coldness. There is a layer of oil floating on the boiled fish and boiled meat, and it will not be cold for a while. Add a little water to the miscellaneous mushroom soup, and it doesn't matter how long it takes to cook.

In order to wait for Luo Fei to come back, Cao Hai has been sticking to the kitchen, slowly stewing miscellaneous mushroom soup, and he is sweating all over his body from roasting on a hot day. If it wasn't for showing how hard he was cooking, he wouldn't even want to wear an apron .

I have to say that Cao Hai's efforts were worthwhile, and Luo Fei was very satisfied with the dinner.

But Luo Fei was very surprised, a person with such poor knife skills could cook such delicious food, this completely violated common sense, and it can be included in the top ten unsolved mysteries in the world.

At 80 o'clock in the evening, more than [-]% of the TV stations have entered the news time one after another, which always gives people the illusion that the remote control is out of order.

There is not enough time for dinner to watch a movie, and Cao Hai is too lazy to watch dramas, so before eating, he deliberately ordered Crayon Shin-chan on the TV cat, and then sat at the table and ate with Luo Fei dinner.

"By the way, I went to sit at Uncle Wang's house for a while today. Sister Youzhi brought a little beauty named Xiaoman, do you know her?"

"Well, I saw the two of them when I came back, what's the matter?" Luo Fei stared at the TV intently, eating the cold dish one after another, the cold dish is easy to spoil, and it won't last until tomorrow, so Cao Hai 'mixed' another big A bowl, if you don't finish it today, it will be wasted.

On the TV, Xiaokui is drawing Meiya's lipstick. The funny plot makes Luo Fei, who rarely watches cartoons, overjoyed.

"It's okay, it's just that sister Zhi said that she would introduce that little girl to me as a date..." Cao Hai chatted casually, wondering what Luo Fei thought.He was looking forward to Luo Fei saying that the girl was not suitable for him, but after thinking about it, he knew that a straight man like Luo Fei would definitely not say that.If Luo Fei said, 'That girl is pretty good, she matches you well', how would he respond?Cao Hai suddenly felt a little discouraged.

However, Luo Fei looked at the cartoon and replied without thinking: "Well, don't think too much, she was just joking."

Cao Hai didn't understand the situation, how did Luo Fei directly confirm that Liu Youzhi was joking?Although with Liu Youzhi's character like an old demon from Montenegro, he might indeed be joking, but Luo Fei didn't see her expression and tone, how could he confirm it?Or, is this tactfully saying that he and Xiaoman are not suitable?What does Luo Fei mean?Could it be that he is bad and not good enough for Xiaoman?

Facing the object of a crush, every sentence the other party said needs to be recorded and thought over over and over again, just like doing reading comprehension. Cao Hai deeply understands the profound meaning of this adage.

"I think Xiaoman is alright..." Cao Hai stared at Luo Fei's face, cautiously probing.

"Yeah." Luo Fei simply replied with one word, and didn't say any more.

Hearing Cao Hai questioning Xiaoman, Luo Fei felt a little uncomfortable - this is a straight man, no matter how nice you are to him, his eyes will only be on a woman's chest.Although I didn't want to do anything to Cao Hai, I still felt that Cao Hai was a little ungrateful, and he forgot his friends after seeing sex, so let him go away as soon as possible after a few days.

Well, in just one day, Luo Fei's mentality has undergone a new change.

Get angry and eat.

Cao Hai picked up a few topics, but Luo Fei didn't bother to answer them. The two of them could only eat while watching Xiaoxin acting as a demon on TV.

The small restaurant Cao Hai ordered did not know how much seasoning was added to the dishes, but the taste was really good, and Luo Fei quickly finished a bowl of rice.

Rubbing his stomach, Luo Fei felt that he could eat more.

Entering the kitchen for dinner, Luo Fei immediately saw the trash can full of it. On the top of the trash can were a few stretchable plastic bags. Those plastic bags were crushed by Cao Hai and thrown into the trash. The ones in the barrel are almost out of the barrel now.

Luo Fei stretched out his foot and stepped on it, the feeling didn't feel right?

Luo Fei bent down and picked up those plastic bags, and then saw a stack of fast food boxes buried under the plastic bags...

Seeing Luo Fei not coming out of the kitchen, Cao Hai felt a little nervous, took a few bites to eat up the rice in the bowl, and then walked into the kitchen. As soon as he arrived at the door of the kitchen, he saw Luo Fei studying the trash can.

"That, hehe, that, you haven't served your meal yet?" Cao Hai looked at Luo Fei with a bit of embarrassment as he put the plastic bag back on the fast food box, not knowing what else he could say.

"Well, well, your cooking is really delicious." Luo Fei stood up and gave Cao Hai a bright smile.

Cao Hai said embarrassingly: "Well, I actually failed to cook today, and the last time was too late..." Cao Hai scratched his scalp in embarrassment, looking up at Luo Fei's expression in embarrassment.

"Japanese food?"

What Japanese food?Cao Hai was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the Japanese food Luo Fei was talking about should be the plate of 'Soul Yiku'... Liu Youzhi has such a big mouth!What did she tell Luo Fei?Cao Hai became more and more convinced that Liu Youzhi was the stumbling block on his way forward, the firecrackers that exploded in the latrine.The ancients said: Green bamboo has a snake's mouth, and a wasp's tail has a needle.There are two kinds of reasons, the most poisonous to women's hearts.Cao Hai just wanted to say at this moment, the ancients were right!

"There is no Japanese food, it's all a failure..." Cao Hai was still scratching the back of his head.

Luo Fei looked at Cao Hai's embarrassment and shyness, and felt a little funny: "Where is the failed product? I will try it."

"I gave it to the bean bag..."

Luo Fei felt that if Cao Hai scratched any further, he would definitely go bald, so he simply grabbed Cao Hai's hand, put the bowl he filled into Cao Hai's hand, took Cao Hai's empty bowl, and filled it. After ordering some food: "Have you eaten all the bean buns?"

Cao Hai became even more embarrassed, and scratched his head with another hand: "No, I don't want to eat bean buns..."

Luo Fei was speechless, okay, dogs don't even eat vegetables made by Cao Hai!How unpalatable this is!

Turning around, seeing that Cao Hai started to scratch his hair again, Luo Fei simply grabbed Cao Hai's hand and went back to the dining table: "Don't scratch it, if you scratch it for a while, your hair will fall out. From now on, when you buy vegetables, I will Cook."

"Um……"

The situation at the dinner table changed, this time it was Luo Fei looking for a topic, but Cao Hai was too embarrassed to speak, Luo Fei looked at Cao Hai who was embarrassed and uneasy, so he could only forcefully pick up food for Cao Hai, so that Cao Hai could eat more point.

After eating for a while, Cao Hai suddenly remembered that after the two of them changed their bowls in the kitchen, they never got back. He was eating with Luo Fei's bowl, which meant that Luo Fei was eating his own saliva!So Kaisen!

Perhaps Luo Fei's bowl was bewitched, Cao Hai never wanted to put it down, he couldn't help filling up the rice after eating up the bowl, in the end Cao Hai filled the rice three times, decisively filling himself up...

After dinner, Luo Fei was washing the dishes in the kitchen, Cao Hai couldn't move, he leaned on the sofa and hummed.

On the TV, Xiaokui is trying to collect the glittering treasures. Cao Hai seems to be staring at the screen seriously, but in fact he is distracted.The cooking failed, not to mention not leaving a good impression, and let Luo Fei see his poor cooking skills. Luo Fei had already thrown away the garbage in the bean bag bowl, filled the bean bag bowl with dog food again, Before throwing it away, he also studied the 'soul library', it was really embarrassing.

That traitor who doesn't know how delicious meat is, silly dog!If it eats them all, nothing will happen!

What a bad start!

Now it seems a little too fast to drag Luo Fei to watch a small movie together, and then try to help each other. It would be bad to scare Luo Fei later; getting close to each other and making physical contact vigorously is also a bit difficult at this time, the first One, it’s too hot in summer!Second, how can a straight man have nothing to do with touching each other with you...

Cao Hai turned his big black eyes around vigorously, and finally thought of a solution that was not a solution.

Like a thief, Cao Hai wiped Luo Fei's back and walked through the kitchen, onto the balcony, grabbed a pair of underwear, quickly crumpled them into a ball, and held them in the palm of his hand.

"What's the matter?" Luo Fei who was doing the dishes asked casually when he heard movement behind him.

Hearing Luo Fei's voice, Cao Hai nervously pinched the pair of panties in his hands, feeling uneasy, gritted his teeth, and pretended to be calm, "No, it's nothing, I'll take a pair of panties and take a shower first..."

"Oh, then I'll wash some fruit first, and eat it together later. Anyway, you have to wait a while to take the medicine."

"Okay." Cao Hai clenched his fists tightly, and ran from the balcony into the bathroom like a breeze.

Luo Fei only felt that with a flash of a figure behind him, Cao Hai disappeared. Is this the rectum or he ate too much, and he couldn't bear it anymore?

Luo Fei hooked the corner of his mouth, hummed a song, and continued to wash the dishes.

In the bathroom, Cao Hai locked the door, his heart was still pounding, looking at the pair of underwear in his hand, he felt a little regretful... Is this a bit of a big game?But the arrow is on the string, so I have to send it!Cao Hai took a deep breath, closed his eyes and began to shower.

Usually, Cao Hai’s bath is not fast, it takes 10 minutes anyway, but today the whole process seems to be very fast, he put on the soap in less than 30 seconds, and he rinsed the water in at most 1 minute, wiped his body with a bath towel , wear underwear!

Cao Hai plucked up his courage, picked up the underwear that was put aside, and then he looked at the underwear in his hand and started to be dazed-do he really want to wear this?

It doesn't matter, Cao Hai raised one foot and put it in his underwear, he kept comforting himself: all mermaids are naked, even the Nuwa Empress has statues without clothes. of?What's more, I'm still wearing something!

Cao Hai imagined the images of mermaids and nuwas in his head, uh, it doesn't seem right... They have no legs in the lower body!

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