fall in love with fake straight man
Chapter 044
Now that each of them has drunk close to three bottles of beer, Cao Hai's eyes have started to straighten. Although he doesn't usually drink much, his drinking capacity is actually not bad.
But drinking is really a matter of mood. People who can't drink well can drink to the end when they are happy, but when they are in a bad mood, they are easy to get drunk.
These days, Cao Hai came out of the closet in a daze, and then ran away from home. It has only been four days since the incident happened.
In the past four days, although Cao Hai had a good time at Luo Fei's house, he was dependent on others after all, not to mention that Cao Hai always wanted to eat Luo Fei, and was afraid that Luo Fei would drive him out... Emotions, anger, sorrow, joy and sorrow Fear, if the seven emotions are Dragon Balls, Cao Hai has already collected enough to make a wish. In this case, it is really strange that he can drink well.
What's more, today's drink is too hasty.
As the saying goes:
How to relieve worries, only Dukang
The toasts are mixed, and the hall is full of guests
Smile in front of people, worry and forget
Fine nectar and jade liquid, don't worry
Under Liu Youzhi's "gracious" persuasion, Cao Hai was already a little drunk.
Looking at Cao Hai who was staring blankly, Liu Youzhi smiled like a fox who has stolen a little hen: "Xiao Hai, what do you think of Luo Fei?"
However, Cao Hai just stared at Liu Youzhi in a daze, without any reaction.
Liu Youzhi frowned, Cao Hai seemed to be still alert, it must be because he hadn't drunk enough yet!Liu Youzhi swiftly opened two more bottles of wine: "Come on, let me have some more drinks with my sister. I'll drink a bottle with my sister. How about you have three glasses?"
Cao Hai lost his consciousness, shook his head vigorously, and expressed his objection with his tongue out: "No, three, more than one!"
"The sister told you, I'll drink two glasses, you blow a bottle!"
"No! I won't take advantage of you!" Cao Hai said firmly.
"Come on, come on, Xiao Hai, then let's just blow up this bottle!"
This time Liu Youzhi didn't wait for Cao Hai's answer, he directly stuffed the wine bottle into Cao Hai's hand, lifted Cao Hai's wrist and pointed the bottle mouth at Cao Hai's mouth.
Cao Rong tried her best to make up stories and deal with Uncle Wang, but suddenly realized that something was wrong with Cao Hai. Just as she was about to stop her, Cao Hai's bottle of wine was gone...
Gulp, cluck, cluck.
Cao Hai's wine bottle was empty, and Liu Youzhi didn't play tricks, and just followed suit and drank his own bottle.
The wine was drunk too fast, and he drank four bottles, which was almost reaching Liu Youzhi's limit.
After drinking the wine, Liu Youzhi, who was already heroic, became even more informal, and directly grabbed Cao Hai's hand: "Xiao Hai, Luo Fei is really a good person."
"Yes." Cao Hai nodded vigorously.
"This is the first time my sister has seen him let someone else live in her home!" Drinking too fast, Liu Youzhi was a little dizzy, and began to speak without covering up: "How long have you two lived together? That brat Is it okay with you?"
Cao Hai drowsily listened to Liu Youzhi's babble, and when he heard Luo Fei's name, Cao Hai suddenly remembered what happened last night and this morning, and remembered that he was wearing that shameful backspace pose, kneeling on the sofa in humiliation I pouted my butt to ask for forgiveness, and in the end I was taken advantage of, I couldn't help feeling sad...
"What, that brat Luo Fei treated you badly? Tell me, buddy, I'll vent your anger on you!" Liu Youzhi patted his chest righteously.
Cao Hai seemed to have finally found the organization, he put his arms around Liu Youzhi's shoulders, and burst into tears.
Liu Youzhi was stupid, and so were Uncle Wang and Cao Rong. They didn't know what Cao Hai was making trouble with.
"Little Cao is so bad at drinking? He usually cries when he drinks too much?" Uncle Wang pointed at Cao Hai dumbfounded. In fact, what he wanted to say was that Cao Hai's wine quality was poor.
For Cao Rong, this was not the most embarrassing night, only more embarrassing.
Cao Rong explained embarrassingly: "My brother doesn't usually drink, but he used to love to sing when he was drinking. I haven't seen him cry... Uncle Wang, I'm sorry to let you see a joke. It seems that my brother really drinks a lot Well, I'd better take my brother back first."
While talking, Cao Rong went to help Cao Hai, trying to take this opportunity to leave.This Uncle Wang is really gossip, talking about everything from blood types to constellations, and constantly telling her about Luo Fei's instruction manual, and hearing about his nominal blind date from a strange elder, and he has to keep making false claims. As a matter of fact, this embarrassed her so much, she wanted to leave a long time ago!
Cao Hai felt that someone was pulling him, so he hugged Liu Youzhi even harder, and cried while exerting his strength. He didn't know what he was talking about, and he could barely hear something embarrassing or something.
Liu Youzhi was hugged by Cao Hai, feeling that he was almost out of breath, couldn't help struggling, and finally got Cao Hai's hands—Cao Hai's two arms moved from Liu Youzhi's body to Liu Youzhi on the neck...
Liu Youzhi's neck was almost broken by Cao Haile, she felt that she was really unlucky!Originally, Cao Hai was only drunk because Luo Fei said he was straight, which was completely inconsistent with Liu Youzhi's curve-finding radar. She came up with this idea out of curiosity, and asked Cao Hai to tell the truth after drinking, and he and Luo Fei If the matter is clarified, then maybe Luo Fei will be able to step into the grave of love earlier.
But she never expected that Cao Hai could drink so badly but had such a strict mouth. Now she was almost sent to the grave by Cao Hai, and Cao Hai didn't even say a word.
Liu Youzhi, who didn't want to be strangled to death, put his hands on his chest, supported Cao Hai with all his strength, and leaned his neck back, struggling to absorb the hard-won oxygen...
Cao Hai felt the double force of pushing and pulling in front of him and behind him, and he never gave in, he broke out again and wrapped his arms tightly around Liu Youzhi's neck.
Looking at it from Cao Rong's point of view, Liu Youzhi, who was leaning up his neck, almost rolled his eyes. Cao Rong was anxious and tried harder to separate the two.
Uncle Wang was inconvenient to move, watching the tug-of-war between the three people across the table, completely unable to intervene.
Sister Song looked at the tug-of-war trio in a daze, and wanted to help, but there was not much space on the other side of the table, and she couldn't get in at all.However, Sister Song didn't sit still, she walked up to the three of them, thought for a while, grabbed Cao Rong's waist and started to pull back, but this did not help.
Cao Rong felt an itching on her waist, her hands loosened her grip, and she couldn't hold Cao Hai anymore. The tension on her waist made Cao Rong fall backwards, and she was crushing Sister Song under her body...
Sister Song's plump figure acted as a perfect human cushion, which made Cao Rong feel no pain at all. Cao Rong felt the abnormality under her body and struggled to get up, only to see Song who was screaming in pain. Sister, quickly turned around and helped her up.
Without Cao Rong's support, Liu Youzhi didn't have the strength to push Cao Hai away, and her strength gradually slackened, but the expected suffocation didn't come. It turned out that Cao Hai found that there was no external force , and then relaxed, Liu Youzhi suddenly felt that his resistance just now was too much!
Without any resistance, Cao Hai finally returned to the embrace of the organization as he wished, crying bitterly, out of control, and the transparent tears carried his best partner - Qingbai's snot, and swarmed out together to conquer the city!
Cao Hai's head was resting on Liu Youzhi's shoulder, but Liu Youzhi was wearing a strapless dress today...
Listening to the sound of Cao Hai sniffing his nose, Liu Youzhi felt the warmth and slippery on his shoulders, he felt bad, and saw the unidentified liquid on his snow-white shoulders at a glance, the liquid was flowing down his shoulders, and it had already stained his clothes up.
However, this is not the most critical point. The liquid flowed down her skin, and most of it flowed into the clothes, not the outside!
Liu Youzhi suddenly felt that she still needed to struggle a little more. She glanced at Uncle Wang affectionately, and left her last words: "Dad! Remember to avenge me!" After saying this, Liu Youzhi and Cao Hai started the tug-of-war again game.
Uncle Wang looked at the wheelchair under his body, and he held his forehead speechlessly. He felt that revenge would be hopeless on his own, so he should just watch the show with peace of mind...
Cao Rong helped Sister Song up. As the only accidental casualty, Sister Song didn't want to play anymore. Seeing her sitting on a chair and rubbing her stomach, Cao Rong could only go up to help her.
Cao Hai felt the pressure increased again, so he used all his strength to wrap around Liu Youzhi's neck...
Liu Youzhi felt that he was going crazy, the brothers and sisters didn't come to eat at all, they came to conspire to murder him!
"Don't help..." Liu Youzhi looked into Cao Rong's eyes with sincerity, and desperately squeezed out a word, she wanted Cao Rong not to make trouble.
When Cao Rong heard Liu Youzhi's words, she was full of admiration!This woman Liu Youzhi is really too strong, and she still doesn't let herself help after she is like this, no wonder she is so powerful!
Cao Rong supported the stool legs with her feet, and pulled Cao Hai back hard. After all, Cao Hai had no nails on his buttocks, so Cao Rong pulled his body back a little.
Although Cao Hai's body was leaning back, his hands did not relax, and the length of his arms was also fixed... Liu Youzhi felt as if his neck had been broken!
Just when several people were getting more and more noisy, the doorbell rang.
After Luo Fei left the company, he began to call Cao Hai. He wanted to tell Cao Hai that he would hurry back now and let Cao Hai stay with Cao Rong for a while. Although Cao Hai had been reprimanded just now, it would be embarrassing to say that now. ... But no matter how many times he called, no one answered Cao Hai's cell phone.
In desperation, Luo Fei had no choice but to go back to his home. There was no one at home, but there were a few more cardboard boxes on the ground. There was a ringing in the bedroom...
After thinking about it, Luo Fei went directly downstairs to Uncle Wang's house, and not long after he rang the doorbell, Sister Song came out to open the door.
Luo Fei wanted to have some polite words with Sister Song, but before he could open his mouth, Sister Song dragged him into the room.
But drinking is really a matter of mood. People who can't drink well can drink to the end when they are happy, but when they are in a bad mood, they are easy to get drunk.
These days, Cao Hai came out of the closet in a daze, and then ran away from home. It has only been four days since the incident happened.
In the past four days, although Cao Hai had a good time at Luo Fei's house, he was dependent on others after all, not to mention that Cao Hai always wanted to eat Luo Fei, and was afraid that Luo Fei would drive him out... Emotions, anger, sorrow, joy and sorrow Fear, if the seven emotions are Dragon Balls, Cao Hai has already collected enough to make a wish. In this case, it is really strange that he can drink well.
What's more, today's drink is too hasty.
As the saying goes:
How to relieve worries, only Dukang
The toasts are mixed, and the hall is full of guests
Smile in front of people, worry and forget
Fine nectar and jade liquid, don't worry
Under Liu Youzhi's "gracious" persuasion, Cao Hai was already a little drunk.
Looking at Cao Hai who was staring blankly, Liu Youzhi smiled like a fox who has stolen a little hen: "Xiao Hai, what do you think of Luo Fei?"
However, Cao Hai just stared at Liu Youzhi in a daze, without any reaction.
Liu Youzhi frowned, Cao Hai seemed to be still alert, it must be because he hadn't drunk enough yet!Liu Youzhi swiftly opened two more bottles of wine: "Come on, let me have some more drinks with my sister. I'll drink a bottle with my sister. How about you have three glasses?"
Cao Hai lost his consciousness, shook his head vigorously, and expressed his objection with his tongue out: "No, three, more than one!"
"The sister told you, I'll drink two glasses, you blow a bottle!"
"No! I won't take advantage of you!" Cao Hai said firmly.
"Come on, come on, Xiao Hai, then let's just blow up this bottle!"
This time Liu Youzhi didn't wait for Cao Hai's answer, he directly stuffed the wine bottle into Cao Hai's hand, lifted Cao Hai's wrist and pointed the bottle mouth at Cao Hai's mouth.
Cao Rong tried her best to make up stories and deal with Uncle Wang, but suddenly realized that something was wrong with Cao Hai. Just as she was about to stop her, Cao Hai's bottle of wine was gone...
Gulp, cluck, cluck.
Cao Hai's wine bottle was empty, and Liu Youzhi didn't play tricks, and just followed suit and drank his own bottle.
The wine was drunk too fast, and he drank four bottles, which was almost reaching Liu Youzhi's limit.
After drinking the wine, Liu Youzhi, who was already heroic, became even more informal, and directly grabbed Cao Hai's hand: "Xiao Hai, Luo Fei is really a good person."
"Yes." Cao Hai nodded vigorously.
"This is the first time my sister has seen him let someone else live in her home!" Drinking too fast, Liu Youzhi was a little dizzy, and began to speak without covering up: "How long have you two lived together? That brat Is it okay with you?"
Cao Hai drowsily listened to Liu Youzhi's babble, and when he heard Luo Fei's name, Cao Hai suddenly remembered what happened last night and this morning, and remembered that he was wearing that shameful backspace pose, kneeling on the sofa in humiliation I pouted my butt to ask for forgiveness, and in the end I was taken advantage of, I couldn't help feeling sad...
"What, that brat Luo Fei treated you badly? Tell me, buddy, I'll vent your anger on you!" Liu Youzhi patted his chest righteously.
Cao Hai seemed to have finally found the organization, he put his arms around Liu Youzhi's shoulders, and burst into tears.
Liu Youzhi was stupid, and so were Uncle Wang and Cao Rong. They didn't know what Cao Hai was making trouble with.
"Little Cao is so bad at drinking? He usually cries when he drinks too much?" Uncle Wang pointed at Cao Hai dumbfounded. In fact, what he wanted to say was that Cao Hai's wine quality was poor.
For Cao Rong, this was not the most embarrassing night, only more embarrassing.
Cao Rong explained embarrassingly: "My brother doesn't usually drink, but he used to love to sing when he was drinking. I haven't seen him cry... Uncle Wang, I'm sorry to let you see a joke. It seems that my brother really drinks a lot Well, I'd better take my brother back first."
While talking, Cao Rong went to help Cao Hai, trying to take this opportunity to leave.This Uncle Wang is really gossip, talking about everything from blood types to constellations, and constantly telling her about Luo Fei's instruction manual, and hearing about his nominal blind date from a strange elder, and he has to keep making false claims. As a matter of fact, this embarrassed her so much, she wanted to leave a long time ago!
Cao Hai felt that someone was pulling him, so he hugged Liu Youzhi even harder, and cried while exerting his strength. He didn't know what he was talking about, and he could barely hear something embarrassing or something.
Liu Youzhi was hugged by Cao Hai, feeling that he was almost out of breath, couldn't help struggling, and finally got Cao Hai's hands—Cao Hai's two arms moved from Liu Youzhi's body to Liu Youzhi on the neck...
Liu Youzhi's neck was almost broken by Cao Haile, she felt that she was really unlucky!Originally, Cao Hai was only drunk because Luo Fei said he was straight, which was completely inconsistent with Liu Youzhi's curve-finding radar. She came up with this idea out of curiosity, and asked Cao Hai to tell the truth after drinking, and he and Luo Fei If the matter is clarified, then maybe Luo Fei will be able to step into the grave of love earlier.
But she never expected that Cao Hai could drink so badly but had such a strict mouth. Now she was almost sent to the grave by Cao Hai, and Cao Hai didn't even say a word.
Liu Youzhi, who didn't want to be strangled to death, put his hands on his chest, supported Cao Hai with all his strength, and leaned his neck back, struggling to absorb the hard-won oxygen...
Cao Hai felt the double force of pushing and pulling in front of him and behind him, and he never gave in, he broke out again and wrapped his arms tightly around Liu Youzhi's neck.
Looking at it from Cao Rong's point of view, Liu Youzhi, who was leaning up his neck, almost rolled his eyes. Cao Rong was anxious and tried harder to separate the two.
Uncle Wang was inconvenient to move, watching the tug-of-war between the three people across the table, completely unable to intervene.
Sister Song looked at the tug-of-war trio in a daze, and wanted to help, but there was not much space on the other side of the table, and she couldn't get in at all.However, Sister Song didn't sit still, she walked up to the three of them, thought for a while, grabbed Cao Rong's waist and started to pull back, but this did not help.
Cao Rong felt an itching on her waist, her hands loosened her grip, and she couldn't hold Cao Hai anymore. The tension on her waist made Cao Rong fall backwards, and she was crushing Sister Song under her body...
Sister Song's plump figure acted as a perfect human cushion, which made Cao Rong feel no pain at all. Cao Rong felt the abnormality under her body and struggled to get up, only to see Song who was screaming in pain. Sister, quickly turned around and helped her up.
Without Cao Rong's support, Liu Youzhi didn't have the strength to push Cao Hai away, and her strength gradually slackened, but the expected suffocation didn't come. It turned out that Cao Hai found that there was no external force , and then relaxed, Liu Youzhi suddenly felt that his resistance just now was too much!
Without any resistance, Cao Hai finally returned to the embrace of the organization as he wished, crying bitterly, out of control, and the transparent tears carried his best partner - Qingbai's snot, and swarmed out together to conquer the city!
Cao Hai's head was resting on Liu Youzhi's shoulder, but Liu Youzhi was wearing a strapless dress today...
Listening to the sound of Cao Hai sniffing his nose, Liu Youzhi felt the warmth and slippery on his shoulders, he felt bad, and saw the unidentified liquid on his snow-white shoulders at a glance, the liquid was flowing down his shoulders, and it had already stained his clothes up.
However, this is not the most critical point. The liquid flowed down her skin, and most of it flowed into the clothes, not the outside!
Liu Youzhi suddenly felt that she still needed to struggle a little more. She glanced at Uncle Wang affectionately, and left her last words: "Dad! Remember to avenge me!" After saying this, Liu Youzhi and Cao Hai started the tug-of-war again game.
Uncle Wang looked at the wheelchair under his body, and he held his forehead speechlessly. He felt that revenge would be hopeless on his own, so he should just watch the show with peace of mind...
Cao Rong helped Sister Song up. As the only accidental casualty, Sister Song didn't want to play anymore. Seeing her sitting on a chair and rubbing her stomach, Cao Rong could only go up to help her.
Cao Hai felt the pressure increased again, so he used all his strength to wrap around Liu Youzhi's neck...
Liu Youzhi felt that he was going crazy, the brothers and sisters didn't come to eat at all, they came to conspire to murder him!
"Don't help..." Liu Youzhi looked into Cao Rong's eyes with sincerity, and desperately squeezed out a word, she wanted Cao Rong not to make trouble.
When Cao Rong heard Liu Youzhi's words, she was full of admiration!This woman Liu Youzhi is really too strong, and she still doesn't let herself help after she is like this, no wonder she is so powerful!
Cao Rong supported the stool legs with her feet, and pulled Cao Hai back hard. After all, Cao Hai had no nails on his buttocks, so Cao Rong pulled his body back a little.
Although Cao Hai's body was leaning back, his hands did not relax, and the length of his arms was also fixed... Liu Youzhi felt as if his neck had been broken!
Just when several people were getting more and more noisy, the doorbell rang.
After Luo Fei left the company, he began to call Cao Hai. He wanted to tell Cao Hai that he would hurry back now and let Cao Hai stay with Cao Rong for a while. Although Cao Hai had been reprimanded just now, it would be embarrassing to say that now. ... But no matter how many times he called, no one answered Cao Hai's cell phone.
In desperation, Luo Fei had no choice but to go back to his home. There was no one at home, but there were a few more cardboard boxes on the ground. There was a ringing in the bedroom...
After thinking about it, Luo Fei went directly downstairs to Uncle Wang's house, and not long after he rang the doorbell, Sister Song came out to open the door.
Luo Fei wanted to have some polite words with Sister Song, but before he could open his mouth, Sister Song dragged him into the room.
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