fall in love with fake straight man

"You're finally here, come in and help." Sister Song grabbed Luo Fei's hands and hurried inside, as if she had met a savior.

Luo Fei was confused and was dragged in by Sister Song. Monk Zhanger couldn't figure out what happened.Just as I was about to ask Sister Song what happened, I saw the farce in the room.

Looking at Liu Youzhi and Cao Hai hugging each other, Luo Fei's jaw almost dropped, what's going on.When did they get together?But when did Liu Youzhi change his taste?And Cao Hai, why are you crying here?In addition, Cao Rong who is holding Cao Hai in the back, if any editor sees it, he will definitely be able to perform an annual bitter drama about love and not love!

"What are you three doing?"

Hearing Luo Fei's voice, Cao Rong let go of Cao Hai, straightened her hair in embarrassment: "Well, my brother is drunk..."

Without Cao Rong's help, Cao Hai stuck his head on Liu Youzhi's shoulder again, and the white liquid came into intimate contact with Liu Youzhi's pink shoulder again.

Liu Youzhi was about to collapse, and he uttered the deepest cry in his heart to Luo Fei, "Save...life..."

Luo Fei didn't know what to say anymore, so he could only take Cao Rong's place first, but he didn't use force, but first patted Cao Hai on the shoulder, wanting to communicate with him: "Xiao Hai, what gone?"

Hearing Luo Fei's voice, Cao Hai's head finally left the embrace of the organization. Looking back, Cao Hai immediately found Luo Fei, and then he let go of Liu Youzhi's neck like throwing trash, and immediately entangled his hands. On Luo Fei's waist...

Liu Youzhi, who was ruthlessly abandoned, almost didn't fall down. She quickly grabbed the tissue and began to wipe her shoulders. While wiping, she stared at Cao Hai with contempt. Throw away my sister!With such a chaotic attitude, he is still pretending to be a straight man here!Hurry up and be honest, okay?You are so weak!

Luo Fei was surrounded by Cao Hai in this way, and his two hands were still raised in the air. Now he didn't know where to put them. After hesitating for a while, he put his hands on Cao Hai's head and rubbed gently. Holding Cao Hai's hair, he comforted the drunk like a child: "Xiao Hai, why are you still crying? Stop crying, let's go home and go to bed, shall we?"

Cao Hai didn't know if he could hear what Luo Fei was saying. After sobbing, his voice finally became clearer: "I'll give you money, don't kick me out... 55555"

These words are a bit strange, Uncle Wang, Liu Youzhi, Sister Song and Cao Rong all started to look at Luo Fei with probing eyes.

Luo Fei felt that the mood at this moment was really embarrassing!

"He's drunk, so he's talking nonsense." Luo Fei explained innocently, and then continued to rub Cao Hai's head gently: "I won't kick you out, come home with me and sleep."

Cao Hai cried even louder, with a hint of grievance in his voice: "No! Don't touch my butt! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

At this moment, the atmosphere in the room was wonderful. Uncle Wang lowered his head and looked at his drink vigorously, as if he was using his own eyes to test the ingredients in the drink.

Liu Youzhi, Cao Rong, and Sister Song all opened their mouths wide and looked at Luo Fei stupidly. Liu Youzhi still gave Luo Fei a thumbs-up quietly under the table!

Luo Fei's small universe is on fire, and now Cao Rong is still here!If Cao Hai talks nonsense like that again, he will die!If Cao Rong used this as an excuse to tell her family that it was inappropriate, she would really be speechless!The cheapness is not in vain!Straight men really don't care for nothing!The debt owed must be repaid sooner or later!

At this moment, Luo Fei decisively put his hand on the back of Cao Hai's head, and firmly pressed Cao Hai's mouth against his stomach.

"We were just kidding, just kidding..." Luo Fei turned his head to Cao Rong, conveying his sincerity and innocence with his eyes.

Cao Hai's mouth was blocked, his nose was also blocked, he shook his head vigorously, and then, Luo Fei's shirt was rubbed open...

The scorching sensation and the familiar smell passed into Cao Hai's mind unobstructed.With such a large piece of fat in front of him, a dog would eat it, and a crooked one would chew it, not to mention that Cao Hai is already a drunk man with a big face!

Cao Hai, who hadn't eaten much all night, finally had dinner, licking and biting on Luo Fei's belly, and both hands slipped down from Luo Fei's waist dishonestly...

Luo Fei was so comfortable that he almost didn't snort, his legs were a little weak, he quickly pressed Cao Hai's shoulders and pushed them away, Cao Hai couldn't let the fat in his mouth slip away, and he didn't let go of his hands , Stretched his neck forward and started a new round of tug-of-war with Luo Fei.

Both of Liu Youzhi's eyes were about to pop out. These two people also touched their buttocks and gnawed their stomachs. What kind of straight men are they still pretending to be here!These two people are probably embarrassed to confess their [beep——] love, so let's pretend to be innocent here!

Thinking of this, Liu Youzhi decisively took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera mode, and wanted to keep the crime scene, and wait until Cao Hai sobered up as strong evidence to start a new round of interrogation.

Sister Song was already ashamed to see her, so she said, "I'm going to have a look at the soup," and quickly ran to the kitchen to take refuge. Seeing that Sister Song had run away, Cao Rong also slipped into the kitchen. I have lost everything, and I don't need to think about what I will call Luo Fei in the future, such as "brother" or "brother-in-law"-I will publish in the newspaper tomorrow to sever kinship with Cao Hai!Uncle Wang's family has no face to come back.

Seeing that there were no outsiders in the room, Cao Hai was drinking too much again, and Uncle Wang stopped studying the drink in his hand. He raised his head and looked at Luo Fei meaningfully: "Xiao Luo, I have to Criticize you!"

Luo Fei was still fighting with Cao Hai, he raised his head and looked at Uncle Wang in astonishment.

"Looking at it now, Xiaohai and his sister are both good boys." After half a sentence, Uncle Wang glanced at the kitchen vigilantly, and then lowered his voice: "You can't have it both ways, you have to think about it carefully." What should I do after I die, the uncle will not harm you after living for so many years, let me tell you, something will happen sooner or later!"

Luo Fei is stupid, he just drags two together, Cao Rong is a girl, Cao Hai is a straight man, neither of these two guys wants to be, why was he charged with such a crime?

"Master, you misunderstood..."

Uncle Wang didn't wait for Luo Fei to finish, and continued his life lecture: "Master, I know that you are not a vain child, and you will not do such immoral things to satisfy your vanity! But life must have It’s a choice, after you’ve made the choice, you have to go to the dark side honestly, don’t look back, turn to Qin, Muchu, turn to turn, this will not lead to good results! After all, fire can’t be contained in paper.”

Listening to his father's nonsense, Liu Youzhi's eyes became brighter and brighter. Although he couldn't figure out what was going on, the version of "Brothers and Sisters Fighting for Husbands" interpreted by his father was really exciting!

'Brother and sister's friendship, one's own life, which one is more important?How will the scumbag who drags one and two choose in the end?Cage or freedom?Is life short and love above all else, or is it fearful of words and drifting with the tide?Is this a fateful arrangement or a trick of fate?Everything will be at the XX theater at [-] o'clock tonight! '

These selling points can definitely be listed on columns such as 'Speak well', 'Super mediation', 'Face to face mediation'!Can I get paid if I report a news material by myself?When the time comes, will Luo Fei and the others be willing to appear in real life?The more I think about it, the more excited I get!Liu Youzhi worked harder to shoot, and deliberately found a few more angles to shoot.

As for Luo Fei, he has been completely defeated by Uncle Wang's divine reasoning. He doesn't know what kind of plots Uncle Wang made up in his brain to say these words. He doesn't even know how to explain it... Reminiscent of the old Chinese medicine practitioners in Chinese medicine clinics, why do I always run into old men who start to reason lately?TV station, I hate you, Conan-kun, go to hell!

Although Cao Hai got the Drunk BUFF, he was already fighting in the second round after all.What's worse is that there are three opponents in the two rounds of fights he participated in, and after the 1v1, there will be a [-]V[-] wheel fight...

Although he gained a certain advantage by attacking with his mouth, it still couldn't save him from the difficult situation of getting tired and weak.After arguing with Luo Fei for a while, contestant Cao Hai finally pressed his nose against Luo Fei's belly, calmed down dizzily.

Luo Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally over, and he didn't have to worry about Cao Hai saying more embarrassing things.

"Uncle Wang, Xiao Hai drank too much, I'll take him back first, and come back later."

"Yeah, you go first, You Zhi, you can help." Uncle Wang waved his hand happily, and ordered his daughter to be a small worker.

Liu Youzhi curled her lips, but Cao Hai was honest, she had nothing to take pictures, she happily put away her phone, and then she looked at Cao Hai and began to have troubles: "How about I hold hands, you hold feet, we two Lift him up?"

Luo Fei wiped his wet belly, and rejected Liu Youzhi's kindness: "Forget it, you just help me up, I will carry him up, and then you can help me open the door."

Watching Luo Fei straighten Cao Hai and then clean his belly, Liu Youzhi also felt his shoulders sticky and uncomfortable, so he couldn't help cleaning them together.

Hearing that the restaurant was finally quiet, Sister Song and Cao Rong, who had been hiding in the kitchen for a long time, also came out.

Cao Rong looked at the two people who were cleaning up, and then looked at Cao Hai who was rubbing his scalp against Luo Fei's waistband. He immediately felt so ashamed, so embarrassing. Cao Rong really wanted to rush back to the kitchen, and escape directly through the kitchen window. !No matter what floor it is, falling to death is better than being humiliated to death like this...

"Well, I'm so sorry to trouble you, sister Youzhi. Let me and Luo Fei carry my brother together. It just so happens that it's getting late, so I should go back..." Cao Rong happened to hear that Luo Fei asked Liu Youzhi to help, and hurriedly The previous part said that I thought I would take advantage of this opportunity to escape, and quickly escape from this place full of horrible memories, and never come back again!

Liu Youzhi didn't give Cao Rong this chance, and directly pressed Cao Rong on the chair: "Where are you going, you haven't even eaten two bites of food, wait a few minutes, Luo Fei and I will come back after putting Cao Hai on the bed. Let's chat for a while, have a few drinks, and then just let Luo Fei take you home."

Looking at Liu Youzhi's expression of waiting for the big show to start, Luo Fei felt a chill, but he really needed to have a private chat with Cao Rong. It would be best if he could explain what Cao Hai had just said, and then reach an agreement with her in private. According to the agreement, it should be a good opportunity to send Cao Rong home.

Luo Fei also echoed Liu Youyou and nodded: "Well, wait for me for a while, and I will come down to take you home in a while."

The meaning of Luo Fei's words was slightly different from that of Liu Youzhi. He obviously said that he would not eat after he got down for a while, but sent Cao Rong home directly. Cao Rong felt that this result was acceptable, so he sat down honestly. Back to Uncle Wang...

With the help of Liu Youzhi, Luo Fei finally carried Cao Hai on his back and embarked on the 'journey' home.