fall in love with fake straight man

Taking advantage of Luo Fei's cooking time, Cao Hai opened the suitcase he brought back from home, and began to toss about the luggage.

Two bottles of facial cleanser, use in the morning to remove oil, and use in the evening to nourish.Well, this one has to be put in the bathroom. Luo Fei's Safeguard these days is not bad, but Cao Hai still prefers facial cleanser.

Day and night, two types of essence, two types of lotion, and toner, these should also be placed in the bathroom for easy access, just go back and forth a few times, and the large pile of things instantly fills up the small space in front of the bathroom mirror , Body soap and shampoo can only be placed on the sink.

The essential oils and facial masks were all put in the refrigerator, and the free space in a compartment in the refrigerator was gone in an instant.

Throwing the bracelet on the bedside table, hey, why is there a bottle of pain-relieving lubricant in the box?Damn it!Why did Cao Rong take this thing for herself?This thing doesn't fit there, so let's keep it in the box!Cao Hai continued to pack other things.

Clothes, trousers, put them in the closet, squeezed together with Luo Fei's clothes...

T-shirts need to be folded, pure cotton clothes can't be hung for a long time, the fabric will become very sparse after hanging for a long time, anyway, Luo Fei's shirts are usually folded and placed in the closet, just right next to his own!

Cao Hai suddenly remembered that it was said in the novel that whoever has the clothes on top of the closet is the one who dominates. Should he also put the T-shirt on top of Luo Fei's shirt?What if what the novel says is true?Well, this is for sure!It is better to believe in what is there than to believe in what is not.

As for the trousers, I don't want to press Luo Fei's trousers, Xiaoshou is for pain, there is no need to press him so badly!Hmm, how generous I am!

Cao Hai ignored the fact that Luo Fei's trousers were hanging in the closet, and was complacent about his generosity.But after being silly for a while, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, his upper body was pressing on Luo Fei, but his lower body wasn't pressing down—isn't this the standard lotus position!

Bah bah, this is too unlucky, it seems that the clothes can't be pressed on Luo Fei's shirt!

Cao Hai found a place for his T-shirt again, and started to work again...

When Luo Fei was cooking, he saw Cao Hai busy all the time. When he went to get eggs from the refrigerator, he saw a whole box of facial masks and a bunch of bottles and jars he hadn’t seen before. Bad premonition—could it be that Cao Hai completely captured his home?

Luo Fei hurried to the bathroom to take a look, and it took him a long time to see his razor in a pile of bottles...

Picking up the pile of bottles and looking at them one by one, Luo Fei felt very ashamed——Cao Hai, why does such a straight man like to be so smug?I don't even use so many kinds of skin care products for a straight guy like myself!His skin care products are divided into daily use and night use, which are bought according to the standards of Big Bundy!

After entering the bedroom, he looked at Cao Hai who was packing his clothes. Luo Fei heaved a sigh of relief. Luckily, Cao Hai didn't take over all the closets!

Cao Hai had just finished washing in the morning, and he didn't put on any clothes. He still looked like he was wandering around the world, so Luo Fei couldn't help but want to watch it for a while, so he started a conversation: "Are you going home to pick up your clothes?"

"No, Cao Rong took it for me." Cao Hai was still focusing on packing his things.

Hearing Cao Hai's words, Luo Fei couldn't help but sighed in his heart, what a conflict Cao Hai had with his family, and he didn't even go home to pick up his luggage by himself, so he couldn't help but persuaded again: "You still Talk to your parents more..."

"What's the matter? You want to drive me away?" Cao Hai stopped his hand for a moment, and then joked to Luo Fei with a playful smile: "I told you that I slept with you for several nights, you can't start messing around Forever!"

Luo Fei stepped forward and slapped Cao Hai's buttocks. It was a good touch, and the sound was crisp and soft!Luo Fei found that he loved patting Cao Hai's ass more and more.

"Who kicked you out, you can't be stuck like this with your family for the rest of your life, you still have to communicate sooner or later!"

Cao Hai shook his head: "Communication, it doesn't necessarily mean that there is a ditch, and there may be spears and swords hidden in the ditch!"

"As for..."

Cao Hai smiled bitterly: "Oh, you are still young, you don't understand the world of adults!"

"Bah! You might as well say that normal people don't understand neuropathy!" Luo Fei spat and went back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

Cao Hai said he didn't understand, but Luo Fei felt that Cao Hai didn't understand, his sexual orientation, his old lady, that's the real inability to communicate, okay?

In the kitchen, the tea eggs and porridge had already been cooked, and the timer alarm clock was set, so Luo Fei decided to help Cao Hai clean up. When he opened Cao Hai's suitcase, he found that there was only one left in it. bottle.

Luo Fei thought it was a skin care product, and was just about to pick it up and put it in the bathroom for Cao Hai, but saw the X8 pain-relieving lubricant written on the bottle... Damn it, what happened?

At this moment, Luo Fei's heart was full of shock, this lubricating fluid should be for comrades only, right?How could Cao Hai use this?In other words, why did Cao Hai bring this to his home?Could it be that Cao Hai is also...?

As he had considered before, whether Cao Hai was calcium or not, Luo Fei didn't want to investigate. He put the bottle back in the box, thought about it, and felt a little unwilling, so he finally took the bottle of lubricating fluid into the box. bedroom.

"Xiao Hai, let me clean it up for you." Luo Fei stood at the door of the bedroom, shaking the bottle in his hand at Cao Hai: "This is the only bottle left in the box, where should I put it?"

When Cao Hai heard Luo Fei's last words, the only bottle in the box, his heart beat instantly, how could Luo Fei see that thing, my God, what should I do?

"Just throw it back into the box..." Cao Hai tried to keep his tone calm.

Luo Fei raised his eyebrows: "Is this lubricating oil?"

Cao Hai's heart beat faster, calm down, calm down, I have to think about an excuse!How can it be more believable?By the way, last time I also saw Luo Fei's lubricating oil...

"Oh, didn't you say that using lubricating oil to make a handjob is so bad, I'll just buy a bottle, otherwise I'd be so embarrassed to use yours!" As soon as this reason came out, Cao Hai moved himself, he was really handsome The chic and genius Xiao Lang unexpectedly found such a perfect excuse in an instant!Just like a smoker rubbing a cigarette, rubbing it once or twice is enough, and rubbing someone else's every time is a bit too much, so it is reasonable to buy a bottle of lubricating oil for use, right?

However, what Cao Hai thinks is a reasonable reason obviously cannot satisfy Luo Fei, this is what he used last time, Cao Hai plagiarized his own idea!This kind of behavior is shameful and must be severely punished!

Luo Fei shook the lubricating oil in his hand again, "Pasher...do you use painkiller?",

Cao Hai's heart suddenly suspended again, he felt that his heartbeat must have exceeded 180!But where can find so many reasonable explanations in a short time, he can only talk nonsense: "I am a medical student, let me tell you, there are anesthetic ingredients added to the pain-relieving lubricating oil, which can effectively reduce the pain. Nerve sensitivity..." Panicked, Cao Hai no longer knew what he was talking about, so he could only talk nonsense about his meager medical knowledge.

Although Cao Hai didn't know what he was talking about, Luo Fei already understood everything. He nodded clearly, then put the lubricating oil in the bedside table, and then turned around and walked out. When it came to Cao Hai's unspeakable secret, it would be too embarrassing to continue standing here, didn't you see that Cao Hai's face was completely red!

Walking to the door, Luo Fei paused again, and said hesitantly, "Well, if time is short, you can go and see that old Chinese doctor, he is really powerful, and he can definitely cure you."

After Luo Fei said this, he disappeared, leaving only Cao Hai messed up in the wind.

Cao Hai's face turned even redder, time is short?See Chinese medicine?Did I imply that Luo Fei had premature ejaculation?

Cao Hai kept shouting in his heart, God, Luo Fei, come back!My innocence!You have to believe me, my time is really not short...Really!If you don’t believe me, try it, it’s guaranteed not to be short!

Uh, if Luo Fei gets involved in the future, will Luo Fei regard himself as a three-second man because of this, and won't let him attack?

God, I must find an opportunity to prove to Luo Fei that I am a real man, definitely not a newspaper delivery man!

It was so embarrassing just now, so embarrassing that Luo Fei could only sit in the living room and watch TV, and dared not go into the bedroom to face Cao Hai.

For breaking Cao Hai's privacy, Luo Fei blamed himself for thinking too much, Cao Hai is not a calcium at all, but a short-lived, poor straight boy cutie...

If I accidentally asked Cao Hai, it would definitely embarrass him, what should I do?

Well, if you have time, go to the old Chinese doctor yourself and prescribe some medicinal food tonic for him!I hope he will be healthier in the future, and it will take longer to get rid of the clutches of the pain-relieving lubricating oil!

After a while, the food was ready, so Luo Fei had to pat on the bedroom door and shouted, "Cao Hai, it's time to eat."

After shouting, Luo Fei went to serve food and vegetables, and Cao Hai didn't come out of the bedroom until everything was packed.

Cao Hai's face was still red, and he felt that he was about to suffer internal injuries. He wanted to explain to Luo Fei to clear his name, but he didn't know how to speak.If you let Luo Fei know that the pain-relieving lube is for gays, it would be better to let Luo Fei misunderstand him as a three-second man!

The atmosphere at the dinner table was too embarrassing. During the meal, the two of them were not interested in talking, only Xiaoxin on the TV was still acting like a monster.

No one spoke, and the dinner table seemed a bit depressed. This is not what Luo Fei wanted to see. Luo Fei is still feeling guilty for breaking Cao Hai's secret...

Luo Fei was the first to break the silence: "Xiao Hai, do you have any plans for today?"

"No, what about you, what do you want to do?" Cao Hai's voice seemed a little weak.

Cao Hai's rhetorical question also stumped Luo Fei, the weekends used to be his time to have sex, but now he wants to make an appointment, but is it possible?

"Tell me, what do you want? I'll accompany you!" Luo Fei made his promise with guilt.

Cao Hai thought about it, but he didn't know what else he could do. He usually played games no matter what day of the week, but he dragged Luo Fei to play with his cell phone and computer. What's the point?Seems like a waste of time.

But having said that, now Cao Hai wants to do something with Luo Fei without wasting time and get straight to the point, but that must scare Luo Fei!No wonder he agreed.

"After we finish our meal, why don't we take the bean buns out for a stroll? Well, I bought some vegetables by the way." Cao Hai thought for a while and gave the most ordinary suggestion.

Luo Fei nodded, and the two of them confirmed today's itinerary.