fall in love with fake straight man

Now that the itinerary has been confirmed, after eating, Cao Hai went to the bathroom and started to smug...

Luo Fei watched Cao Hai wipe things on his face, and occasionally slapped his own face, for which he was speechless.For a man like Luo Fei who walks around the world with a piece of soap, he can't tell the difference between skin care and makeup. Subconsciously, he has already decided that he will have to wait for Cao Hai for at least half an hour, so he turned and went back to the bedroom.

Lying on the bed, Luo Fei couldn't help but took out the bottle of X8 again, pain-relieving lubricating oil with anesthetic ingredients... Using this handjob machine, it's numb, can it still be good?

Thinking about it this way, Luo Fei felt that Cao Hai was even more pitiful. He had made an appointment to go to the playground tomorrow, and he would take Cao Hai to work the day after tomorrow. He only had time today, so he would find a way to take Cao Hai to see it later. Old doctor!

But for this kind of thing, would Cao Hai have the nerve to see a doctor?It seems that the curve is still needed to save the country.

Before Luo Fei could think of an excuse to make, Cao Hai went into the bedroom, and it only took 2 minutes to take a patty.

"I'm ready, let's go!" As soon as he opened his mouth, Cao Hai saw the lubricating oil in Luo Fei's hand, and then remembered the tragedy of being a three-second man for no reason, so he grabbed a piece of clothing and went out ...

Seeing Cao Hai walk away, and looking at the lubricating oil in his hand, Luo Fei felt even more guilty!This is simply sprinkling salt on other people's wounds. This kind of behavior is really unkind... Well, I will see a doctor in a while. As for the excuse, I really can't say that I have a short time, and then prescribe some medicine!Well, the medicines that prolong the time are probably tonics, and it shouldn’t make much difference whether they are prescribed by me or not!

Luo Fei made up his mind, put the X8 back on the bedside table, picked out some clothes to put on, and prepared to go out.

After packing up, the two of them set off with a dog.

Just like yesterday, the elevator stopped on the first floor. This coincidence gave Cao Hai a bad premonition...

The elevator door opened, and there was indeed Liu Youzhi standing outside the door...

Seeing Cao Hai and Luo Fei in the elevator, Liu Youzhi was taken aback for a moment, but she immediately walked into the elevator and quickly pressed the close button.Liu Youzhi's action made Cao Hai feel even worse!

The elevator door closed slowly, Liu Youzhi gave Luo Fei a smile, a dangerous smile, and then without waiting for Luo Fei to speak, she clenched her fists and walked towards Cao Hai bit by bit, getting closer and closer ...

Listening to Liu Youzhi clenching his fist and making the sounds of 'click', 'click', Cao Hai became even more hairy, my God, is this person in front of me really a woman?A man like me can't squeeze his fists!The one in front of you is not from Thailand, is it?She used to be a man, right?Or is it that she only looks like a woman on the outside, and if she takes off her pants, she is actually a pure man?

Liu Youzhi approached step by step, Cao Hai could only retreat a little bit, but this is an elevator after all, not a staircase...

The space here is really too small, Cao Hai took two steps back and could only circle around Luo Fei.It's a pity that before he turned to the second lap, he was hugged by Luo Fei.

Being hugged by Luo Fei suddenly made Cao Hai startled, and then he heard Luo Fei's voice.

"Sister Youzhi, what's the matter with you and Xiao Hai? Let's talk about it if you have something to do. You scared him..." Luo Fei was sure that it was impossible for Liu Youzhi to dismember Cao Hai in the elevator, or He said that Liu Youzhi would never do anything to Cao Hai, and his tone was somewhat joking.

Liu Youzhi's reaction was beyond Luo Fei's expectation. Liu Youzhi pointed at Cao Hai and shouted, "Ask him!"

Luo Fei always felt that there was some inexplicable grief and anger in Liu Youzhi's tone, so he couldn't help but get serious, and then hugged Cao Hai vigorously: "What's the matter with you and Sister Youzhi?"

Cao Hai enjoyed being hugged quite a bit, so he didn't care so much about Liu Youzhi's horror, and started to say something vague again: "Who knows what's going on, maybe she's crazy, she chased me hard before, chased me I have nowhere to hide, I still wonder!"

Cao Hai was referring to the incident where Liu Youzhi chased him up to the rooftop last night, but the words changed in Liu Youzhi's ears...

Liu Youzhi took two steps forward, and grabbed Cao Hai's ear brutally: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! How dare you spread rumors!"

Cao Hai yelled twice, and Luo Fei couldn't help but grabbed Liu Youzhi's hand—this little straight guy let himself take advantage of so much, he couldn't be bullied by others anymore!

"Sister Youzhi, let me make it clear first, what are you two talking about?" Luo Fei took Liu Youzhi's hand off Cao Hai's ear, and rubbed Cao Hai's ear, and then he was very happy. Ask Liu Youzhi seriously.

Liu Youzhi stared at Cao Hai vigorously with his big eyeballs, and used his eye-knife stunt, trying in vain to wipe out the bastard in front of him with his eyes: "Cao Hai, let me ask you, do you mean I'm chasing you!"

Seeing that Luo Fei was also on his side, Cao Hai became even more unscrupulous: "This is not what I said! You were chasing him..."

"Ahhh! Cao Hai, I'm going to kill you bastard!" Liu Youzhi exploded, threw the bag in his hand, and rushed towards Cao Hai. Cao Hai was still in Luo Fei's arms, It was inconvenient to move, and he let out a cry of fright.

Seeing the situation, Luo Fei quickly turned around, changed Cao Hai's direction, and showed his back to Liu Youzhi. Dou Bao saw that the three of them were having a good time, and also barked.

In the midst of this chaos, the elevator stopped again. In the corridor, an aunt was staring blankly at the scene in the elevator.

Liu Youzhi was still rushing towards Cao Hai, Luo Fei blocked Liu Youzhi with one hand, and protected Cao Hai behind him with the other hand, and advised Liu Youzhi not to be impulsive...

When the elevator door opened, Liu Youzhi was facing away from the elevator door, so he didn't react immediately.

Until Luo Fei yelled at the elevator door: "Auntie, let's go downstairs?"

Hearing these words, Liu Youzhi straightened up as if performing a face-changing Sichuan opera, stroked Luo Fei's hair like a lady, and then turned around to give the aunt outside the door a smile.

Seeing the scene of flying dogs and dogs jumping around, the aunt who was already hesitating about whether to get on the elevator was laughed at by this, and quickly waved her hand: "No, no, I want to go up! I accidentally pressed the wrong button just now. , come down!"

As he spoke, he rushed forward and made gestures.

In the elevator, Liu Youzhi smiled politely at the aunt again, and the smiling aunt took a step back, almost turning around and running home!

Fortunately, at this time, the doors of the elevator were closed little by little. As the scene in front of her disappeared, the aunt also fell into deep thought.

The three people in the elevator obviously started arguing, is it because of a love triangle, but the love triangle should be two men fighting, and the woman is crying on the side!

Think about the situation in the elevator. It is obvious that a woman is beating a man, and the other man is protecting the man who was beaten. Is this the case?

Oh~!This is my husband cheating!After finally catching it, I found out that my husband was sleeping with a male vixen!

Auntie's eyes lit up, this is a good gossip!I really have to go upstairs and chat with Lao Wangtou, and study together how to shake the burden when chatting. This is definitely enough for me to occupy the chat chairman position for three days!

Eh, no!Those people looked familiar just now, they must be the old Wangtou's daughter!There is also a tenant named Luo who looks like upstairs...

ah!It turned out that the old Wang girl had this kind of relationship with Xiao Luo, and it turned out that Xiao Luo had that kind of relationship with that man, so the old Wang girl went to tear up that man!Things around here are getting more and more exciting!You can't study this matter with Old Wangtou, otherwise you won't be able to take the initiative to fight with the old Wangtou, not only can't discuss it with Old Wangtou, but you have to stagger the time when Old Wangtou goes downstairs when gossiping!

The aunt who got the first-hand information excitedly went home to consider the draft of the story meeting...

The elevator continued to go down. In the elevator, Liu Youzhi lost her ladylike disguise again, but with Luo Fei protecting her, it is not convenient for her to directly repair Cao Hai, so it is better to talk about it first.

Liu Youzhi pointed at Cao Hai, with a bit of anger in his voice: "Your surname is Cao, tell me clearly, did you say that I like you and want to chase you!"

As soon as Liu Youzhi uttered these words, Luo Fei was stunned, and quickly turned to look at Cao Hai, wanting to see how Cao Hai would answer.

Of course Cao Hai didn't say this, but Liu Youzhi's aura was too strong, thinking about it, even if he denied Liu Youzhi, he might not believe it, Cao Hai was so frightened that he shrank his head directly, thinking in his heart that it wasn't a matter of principle, it's okay to admit cowardice What can I do?

Cao Hai shrank his head into Luo Fei's arms, not even leaking his eyes: "Sister, I was wrong, I like you, can I like you!"

Hearing this sentence, Liu Youzhi was overwhelmed by Cao Hai's bold 'confession', what the fuck, what the hell!Does Cao Hai really like him?Even if I am an invincible iron T, if there is a straight man who likes me, I will at most refuse, so I can't kill him just because of this, right?

When I called Luo Fei a few days ago, Luo Fei said that Cao Hai stayed at his house because something happened. When I went to see the doctor, the old Chinese doctor guessed that he was dumped or green or something. Yes, the internal injury caused by Shenma Qiqing, it sounds much more serious than depression!Although I also heard that Cao Hai himself categorically denied this, but it may not be true.Now if I reject him boldly and feel good about myself, will this kid jump off the building in excitement?Although it is interesting to think about someone dying for him, it is also a human life!

Thinking of this, Liu Youzhi complained about Xiaoman again. Xiaoman said yesterday that all of this was a misunderstanding and there was nothing wrong with it, so he came to settle accounts with Cao Hai. Can't hide!

Now what should swollen do?Swollen do!Forget it, let's run away!

Liu Youzhi glanced at the number of floors in the elevator, quickly pressed the floor below, and giggled twice: "Well, I'm here, 88!"

After saying these words, Liu Youzhi disappeared as if he had practiced Qinggong and floated on the water...

In the elevator, the two people who were still hugging each other were a little confused.

Cao Hai stuck his head out of Luo Fei's arms, poked his eyes out and looked out: "Xiao Fei, isn't this woman really crazy?"

"I haven't heard of it..." Luo Fei murmured a reply before realizing, "Sister You Zhi shouldn't be mentally ill!"

Now, Luo Fei is not very sure...

After thinking about it, Luo Fei still felt that the situation just now was too strange, so he couldn't help but asked again: "Do you really like Sister Youzhi?"

Cao Hai was startled, this sentence is not a description, he really jumped out of Luo Fei's arms: "You can pull it down! Just that tigress, if I like her, I'd rather like you!"

Luo Fei nodded knowingly, um, not bad, this silly straight man has some sense!But thinking that he also said this to Xiaoman, Luo Fei felt a little slack again.

The author has something to say:

Uh...relatives from other places get married...please take leave on Saturdays and Sundays, uh, by the way, this seems to be the first time I have asked for leave since I started the update for 60 days~

Please forgive me ~ thank you ~!

Update tomorrow as usual, come back on Monday to continue~~~~~