Why is this Alpha like that?

Irrigation area of ​​Hangzhou BBS campus:

The latest hot discussion: Has Sheng Yunze got a girlfriend? Those who are broken in love come in to report the number

[Photo: A picture of Sheng Yunze's right arm]

It was taken by a friend. The school belle has been behaving extremely abnormally these past few days. It’s fine if the library can’t stop him. Why did I take this picture today? Which brat drew the watch on his hand!Nima's school belle is our school's public property, do you know that you actually eat alone? !Do you have any school discipline and rules in mind?

[Wow, occupying the building, the school flower post is floating so fast, leave a name in the front row. ]

[The picture is so confusing, can someone tell me what is on the arm of the school belle?]

[like a watch]

[The water in the West Lake is my tears, and the broken bridge is also silent for me tonight]

[Based on this, it is too childish for him to fall in love, by the way, lovelorn +1]

[With whom?Is Jianqiao from Class [-], Senior [-]? ]

[Number 2, besides his girlfriend, who can draw a watch on Sheng Yunze's hand, could it be the principal? ]

[I also think this behavior is too ambiguous... Anyway, except for girlfriends, I shouldn't connive at others. Think about the dog temper of the school belle, who the hell would dare? ]

……

"Tsk tsk, big news, there is something wrong with Shengtuanzao..." Jiang Wangshu displayed the mobile phone forum page, and took turns to study it for the students in the class.

Hao Shanshan: "I saw the post in the afternoon. The group members didn't come to class all afternoon, and they haven't come to the evening self-study, so they can't really fall in love, right?"

Duan Yi kicked open the back door, sat on the stool dejectedly, and then lay back on the chair: standing up the corpse.

Jiang Wangshu: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's all gossip, gossip, just keep going, you still have hope!"

Duan Yi: "What bullshit are you talking about?"

Jiang Wangshu: "Didn't you read the post?"

Duan Yi: "What post?"

Jiang Wangshu shut up, and immediately changed the topic: "Do you want to eat biscuits or not, today's dinner is your favorite strawberry sandwich cake."

Duan Yi: "Don't eat, I'm bored to death."

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he was, he kicked his desk hard and made a loud noise.

The class fell silent for a moment.

Jiang Wangshu: "What's the matter? It's worth the trouble."

Duan Yi: "Sheng Yunze said I was a pervert."

Jiang Wangshu: ...

Duan Yi: "That's not what I want to say!"

He was so angry that he wanted to go out and find someone to fight, "He didn't even ask me, he just called me a pervert. I explained to him before and he didn't listen, I—"

Duan Yi was discouraged on the seat, biting his lower lip anxiously: "He just hates me because he doesn't like me."

Jiang Wangshu: "Then why do you care about him? Don't pay attention to him."

Duan Yi: "I ignored him."

He closed his eyes, Jiang Wangshu supported his chin, and patted him on the shoulder: "Xiao Duan, I think, otherwise, you'd better not provoke Sheng Yunze, and wait for a while to see."

Duan Yi insisted: "I didn't provoke him."

Jiang Wangshu: "Let's climb over the wall and go out tonight. How about playing games?"

"not in the mood."

Jiang Wangshu looked up to the sky and sighed, thinking: If I knew you were like this, I might as well persuade you to turn around.

Duan Yi calmed down for a while, and announced: "I want to have a cold war with him."

Jiang Wangshu: "Yes, please, you'd better do what you say."

Duan Yi: "I won't talk to him this week."

Jiang Wangshu: "Very good, I don't think Sheng Yunze is good enough for you, Xiaoduan deserves better, think about Jian Qiao—"

Thinking of Jian Qiao also liking Sheng Yunze, Jiang Wangshu gave himself a slap in the heart: "Think about the beautiful Omega, which one is not as delicate and soft as the school girl?"

Sheng Yunze didn't come to study all night. After class at nine o'clock, Duan Yi and Jiang Wangshu went back to the dormitory.

Sitting on the bed, Duan Yi dug out his circle of friends, and aggressively deleted the circle of friends sharing the milk tea.

I quit the circle of friends and received a friend request.

Duan Yi's WeChat account was posted on the BBS forum of No. [-] Middle School. Although the post was deleted, the WeChat account was circulated, and people often added him.

The WeChat name is "y", the avatar is blank, and a sentence for adding friends is: Sheng Yunze.

Duan Yi jumped up from the bed, hit his head hard against the wall, and made a "boom".

Jiang Wangshu poked his head from the bathroom while brushing his teeth: "What are you doing, Duan?"

Toothpaste was flying everywhere.

Duan Yi looked as usual: "Nothing."

Then he rejected Sheng Yunze's friend addition.

Unexpectedly, the other party persevered and added it several times.

"?"

"add me."

"Come to the playground."

When Duan Yi saw the last sentence, his curiosity was aroused, and he passed Sheng Yunze.

He thought: When I figure out what he is going to do, I will delete him and block him.

Then quickly changed Sheng Yunze's remarks to: Sheng Shimei.

Sheng Yunze spoke plainly and asked Duan Yi to come to the playground.

Duan Yi quit: I'm already asleep, so I won't come.

Sheng Yunze: Oh.

The top of the dialog box shows inputting...

Duan Yi stared at it for a while, then covered the phone, thinking: I don't care about him, I don't care what he says.

Couldn't help opening it again, Sheng Yunze sent a picture, it was taken on the playground, the light was very dark, it could be seen that there were bags of various snacks and the signature pork chop rice of coco restaurant - coco restaurant, opened on the playground A fast food restaurant with a combination of Chinese and Western styles.

Duan Yi, who was so angry that he didn't eat dinner: ...

Can't help swallowing saliva.

Sheng Yunze: Then I will eat it myself.

Duan Yi: Wait!

Duan Yi: Do you buy me something to eat?

The dialog box is being entered, Duan Yi sat up nervously.

The narcissism he said, according to Sheng Yunze's temper, would definitely be sneering and sarcastic. It's just a poisonous tongue brought out in his genes. It's harder to get a good word about him.

Except for himself, Duan has never seen Sheng Yunze be gentle to anyone.

Oh, and now I can't do it either.

After typing for such a long time, you won't type a long paragraph to satirize him, right?

Duan Yi doubts: Is it worth it?

The dialog is no longer entered.

Sheng Yunze: Yes.

Duan Yi is full of question marks, just one word?

Sheng Yunze's news jumped out and shared a document: The correct way to scientifically raise piglets.txt

Duan Yi: ...Your sister.

Sheng Yunze's sonorous and forceful reply: Fishing cubs to enforce the law, those who wish to take the bait

"What brand do you buy? Will you buy it? The best thing in Coco's restaurant is the storm potato roll, and you have to put a big lump of tomato sauce on it. Red, red, yellow and yellow are the best."

Duan Yi's mouth was full of ham sausage, and he muttered while eating. There was a steaming pork chop rice on his knee.

"Eating so much can't stop your mouth. If you want to eat, go buy it yourself." Sheng Yunze pulled out a napkin, threw it to Duan Yi, and said in disgust, "Your description reminds me of something very bad, idiot."

Duan Yi held the pork chops with his chopsticks and waved it in front of Sheng Yunze: "Would you like to eat it?"

Sheng Yunze bit down expressionlessly, and moved Duan into shock.

After a while, his ears turned red: "You are poisonous! Can you pick it up with chopsticks if you want to eat it?"

Sheng Yunze complained: "There is only one pair of chopsticks, and it's not I who want to eat but you who want to feed."

"Who fed you." Duan Yi chewed the pork chop.

He was eating, and Sheng Yunze asked him: "Why did you reject my friend application?"

Duan Yi: "Because you called me a pervert this afternoon."

"Do you think I'm wrong? What color is the underwear of the same sex? Do you want to borrow it?"

Duan Yi ate happily: "For the sake of the food you brought me tonight, I will forgive you."

Sheng Yunze glanced at him, and asked calmly, "Are you really angry?"

Duan Yi: "No."

There is still rice in the mouth.

Sheng Yunze said, "I'm sorry."

Duan Yi was so frightened that he almost choked on the mouthful of food, and almost spat it out: "Ugh."

Sheng Yunze: ...

Duan Yi patted his chest, and explained seriously: "I didn't mean to say that your apology made me sick."

Sheng Yunze said lightly: "If you don't explain, I haven't thought about it yet."

Duan Yi was at a loss: "Why are you so abnormal, you are so frightening. Could it be that you like me?"

Before Sheng Yunze could say anything, Duan Yi interrupted him with a "hahahahahahaha": "How is it possible, expecting you to like me is better than expecting me to be in the top [-] in the final exam."

He didn't seem to care what kind of joke he made: "I'm joking, you don't mind?"

Sheng Yunze: ...

Duan Yi's phone vibrated several times.

He took it out and saw that it was all messages from Nanye.

Ano: What about you?

Ah Ye: Jiang Wangshu said you were not in the dormitory, where did you go?

Ah Ye: I brought you milk tea for your roommate

Ano: When will you be back?

Aye: Is it true that you feel unwell in the afternoon?

Duan Yi's hands were greasy, so it was inconvenient to reply.

Sheng Yunze saw it, and asked without a tone: "Are you getting back together with him?"

"What a fart to get back together." Duan Yi: "But I think he has a good vision and deserves recognition."

Sheng Yunze: "What vision? Are you referring to your vision? Why do I think he is blind?"

Paragraph shift: =mouth=!

Sheng Yunze spared no effort in his poisonous tongue: "After a while when he wakes up, he will definitely hate what he has done now. After all, your IQ has already separated from the human species."

Duan Yi: "How is it possible, he is unforgettable about my old relationship, which shows that I am very attractive."

"Oh." Sheng Yunze had no expression on his face: "Are you also unforgettable about his old love?"

Duan Yi didn't speak.

Sheng Yunze: ...

for real?

While eating, Duan Yi said that he had suffered retribution, he choked for a second, and suddenly, the pork chop rice and snacks in his arms were taken away by Sheng Yunze.

Duan Yi turned pale with shock: "I haven't finished eating yet, what are you doing!"

Sheng Yunze said hehe: "I want to eat, I don't want to give it to you, you go back to the dormitory and drink your unforgettable milk tea."

Duan Shift: "..."

"Do you think he is sick?!" Duan Yi was furious, and cursed in the dormitory: "I ate well, but he refused to give it if he said no, and took it all back. I still have half a portion of pork chop rice. Finished eating!"

While drinking his wife's oral liquid, Jiang Wangshu said calmly: "Two hours ago, you said that you would ignore him for a week. An hour ago, you secretly added the school girl's wechat behind my back and went on a date with him on the playground. Half an hour ago in the dormitory, I pretended to be angry from embarrassment, but actually showed affection and live broadcasted the date record to me, Duan Shimei, won't your conscience hurt when you face me!"

Duan Yi's face flushed and turned pale, and then he climbed onto the bed angrily: "I'm going to sleep!"

Wrapped in a quilt, the heat on Duan Yi's face still hasn't come down.

He paralyzed his arms and legs, letting the night wind outside the window blow on his cheeks.

In the darkness, Duan Yi's phone screen emitted blue light, and there was a subtle vibration.

Duan shifted to turn on the screen, and the WeChat message jumped out without warning.

Sheng Shimei: Good night.

Duan Yi's heartbeat stops suddenly.

Sheng Shimei: [Pink pig head expression]

Duan Yi's heart was really calm, he pinched off the phone expressionlessly, and cursed in his heart: Day!

He buried his face in the pillow for a long time, finally he couldn't hold his breath, so he raised his head, Duan Yi took out his phone, his face was quite red from being suppressed, his hair was stuck to his forehead obediently, and he still clicked on WeChat.

"Oh."

"Good night."

Then changed Sheng Yunze's remarks from "Sheng Shimei" to "someone".