Why is this Alpha like that?

"Let me tell you, a mysterious snail girl came to our dormitory."

During the big class break, Jiang Wangshu said amazingly while eating pancake takeaway: "Early this morning, as soon as I opened the door, there was a large bag of snacks at the door of our dormitory. Damn, I didn't know it after asking around. Whose!"

Hao Shanshan said "Wow", "Is it someone who has a crush on the snacks my dad gave him?"

Jiang Wangshu: "It's possible, but this girl is too short-sighted, and there are still some things that have been dismantled."

Hao Shanshan drooled: "What's there, I want to eat."

Jiang Wangshu shook his finger: "Don't think about it, girl, everything has been provided to your dad. In the time of two classes in the morning, he wiped out a pack of snacks."

Duan Yi lay on the table and fell asleep soundly.

Jiang Wangshu was biting the pancake, Hao Shanshan was drinking the Taitaile oral liquid he kindly sponsored, and she couldn't help but look at Duan Yi's baby-fat face.

"Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, just like a little piglet." Jiang Wangshu kindly commented: "Look at his face, oh, mother's little piggy, it's so chubby."

Hao Shanshan: "Mom, you are disgusting."

Jiang Wangshu: "To be precise, I can only count you as your little mother. Your mother was called to the Political and Religious Office to print test papers just now, and she hasn't come back yet."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Sheng Yunze walked in through the front door with a knife in his arms, and put all the test papers on the podium by the way.

Hao Shanshan looked at Sheng Yunze's handsome face and said with emotion: "Tell me, can I create some literature about mother-daughter incest?"

Jiang Wangshu: "Miss Hao, please respect yourself."

At noon, the autumn rain continued.

It's not too big, and it's not too small, just enough to turn a physical education class into a physics class.

Duan Yi disappeared in an instant, holding the basketball, leaning against the back door and facing the playground far away, leaving a lonely back for the whole class.

After two consecutive sessions of physics and one session of mathematics, everyone in the class seemed to have been cut alive.

After each class, the teacher will leave homework for late self-study. In the last self-study class in the afternoon, only the sound of flipping test papers and writing is left in the classroom.

Jiang Wangshu hurriedly solved the physics test paper, threw it to Duan Yi to copy, and then slumped on the table: "Don't write, don't write, my mind is fucking dizzy, and the ball speeds up when I close my eyes. Duan Bao, Copying so fast, you are not afraid of misplaced multiple-choice questions?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Duan Yi's last physics multiple-choice question was emptied.

Duan Yi: "I obviously copied them in order."

Jiang Wangshu: "It's okay, the old class must think that you are performing normally."

Duan Yi borrowed correction fluid to paint over all the multiple-choice questions again, and then carefully checked and copied again, using a ruler to make gestures.

"Are you going to tell the old class directly that you copied your test paper?" he asked.

"Anyway, I don't tell the old class that I must know that I copied it." Duan Yi finally copied it correctly.

Jiang Wangshu felt that he was serious and cute when copying the multiple-choice questions, lying on the table like a puppy, with a small mole on the tip of his nose looming, and a bunch of dull hair on his head, he really looked like Jun Zhixian in Sassy Girl.

So he changed into a comfortable position to appreciate Duan Yi's face.

"Xiao Duan, why do I see that you look a bit like that Duan Shaoxing?" Hao Shanshan was puzzled.

"Husband! Who's talking about my husband?" Fang Yun turned her head instantly, and then took out a magazine: "Do you want to eat Amway, my friend? The only spokesperson of the ln brand in the world, the first film of the nine major magazines slammed the box office and broke a billion. People are beautiful, kind, salty and sweet, Captain SUN and lead singer Duan Shaoxing!"

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"What dialect are you talking about? I can understand every word but I can't understand a single word together."

Hao Shanshan: "Duan Ban, you don't know about Duan Shaoxing? At least you two were a family 500 years ago."

Duan Yi thought: I know.

Not only were we one family 500 years ago, we are still one family now, and we used to share the same womb and drink the same type of milk.

Duan Shaoxing is seven years older than him, and his own brother, Alpha, will not become the O type.

Today's top-notch entertainment circle, black fans can circle the Pacific Ocean together, and even sleep at the airport can be stamped as "destroying public property". Sexually harassing people, pretending to be forceful with your heart and acting with your feet, black history videos are sweeping all major websites, and you can see Duan Shaoxing's "wonderful life" highlights if you click on any one.

These include failure to pretend to be aggressive, failure to show IQ, posting beautification photos on Weibo and accidentally posting the original picture, slipping on Weibo to like the gossip of teammates, using a trumpet to pretend to be one's fans fighting with black fans and blowing rainbows Social death after the fart is picked up, forgetting to switch the trumpet to follow the blogger who sells movies, going over the wall to buy biscuits at the canteen in the middle of the night and being caught by the manager, fake crying at the birthday party of teammates, "chan regret" is pronounced "qian regret" ", a real fish who slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education system, a male idol with an odd bone.

There are more fans of true love and more fans of black fans, and they are well-deserved black and red.

In a sense, he and Duan Yi were indeed taught by the same mother.

Fang Yun said: "Who doesn't know Duan Shaoxing? He is my 160th and fifth husband. Don't believe those rumors on the Internet that my husband has a low IQ. He is just too kind and innocent to make these trivial mistakes!"

Duan changed his posture, lacking in interest: "Then you should change to a husband. He is not too simple and kind, but he is just stupid and stupid. The simple brain circuit is not normal."

Fang Yun: "What do you know? You don't even know how hard he works. He didn't even finish his studies in order to pursue his dream in the entertainment industry. He didn't change his original intention..."

Duan Yi: "It's just that he couldn't get into college because he didn't study well."

Fang Yun: ...

"Duan Ban, are you Duan Shaoxing's black fan?"

Duan Yi: "Tell the truth. By the way, the ln brand he endorses is a brand owned by his family."

Fang Yun: ...

Sure enough, it's black powder...

Duan Yi looked out the window, the rainy weather made him very depressed.

He missed Sheng Ming and Sheng Xi a little bit.

Sheng Ming is the elder brother, Sheng Xi is the younger brother, they both look the same, they can't tell you apart, they are both smart, like Sheng Yunze.

Thinking about it, he fell asleep.

Sure enough, this kind of sad spring and autumn emotions were too complicated to suit his brain, and he fell asleep after a while without being "hurt".

Woke up just in time for school, Jiang Wangshu invited him to eat chicken.

Duan Yi didn't want to have sex with Jiang Wangshu. This man has no eyesight when shooting a gun. He missed more than [-] shots in a row. Using a gun as a brush, he can be called a master of human body stroke painting.

Every time he complains that Jiang Wangshu is a master of body strokes, Jiang Wangshu scolds him as a war reporter, meaning that he is just a camera watching everywhere in the battlefield of eating chicken, and the game has nothing to do with him.

After Fang Yun finished the test paper, she had nothing to do, and turned her head to give Duan Yi Amway her latest online celebrity nail polish, pink.

Duan Yi played with his mobile phone with one hand, and put the other hand on the table in a good-tempered manner, allowing Fang Yun to paint nail polish on his five slender fingers.

Paint it in pink for a while, and paint it in love for a while.

Hao Shanshan bumped into him: "Duan Ban, look outside."

Duan Yi raised his head, and Jian Qiao was standing at the back door holding a cup of milk tea.

Fang Yun paused, and Duan Yi had already stood up.

Hao Shanshan sighed: "I said, don't like Duan Yi."

Fang Yun said indifferently: "Who likes him."

She took back the rest of the nail polish, and looked at the tall and handsome back of this Alpha boy, walking towards another bright and attractive girl, feeling sore in her heart.

"Here, please." Jian Qiao handed the milk tea to Duan Yi.

Duan Yi held it in his hand: "Why did you come to me? Have you changed your mind and agreed to my relationship?"

Jian Qiao rolled her eyes: "It's normal to be short, even if all the Alphas in the world are dead, I won't find you in a relationship. I'm with you, that's called sisterly love, and I'm not interested in flirting with you."

Duan Yi said sourly: "Then you and Sheng Yunze are a match made in heaven?"

Jian Qiao snorted softly, only showing half of her lonely face: "He doesn't like me, I can't catch up with him."

Duan Yi didn't know why, but felt the same way.

"Then look at me, sister Qiao, Xiao Duan's shoulders and arms will always be open to my sister."

Jian Qiao rolled her eyes again, and said the key point: "It's my birthday on Saturday, and I'm having a dinner at 'Gao Roast'. You ask Jiang Wangshu to come with your ex-boyfriend."

"Gao Roast", a barbecue restaurant opposite the No. [-] Middle School in Hangzhou.

Duan Yi: "Why are you called Nan Ye?"

Jian Qiao twitched: "Nanye is to prevent Sheng Yunze from misunderstood by you drinking too much and doing something aggressive towards me. By the way, I want you to do me a favor and ask Sheng Yunze to come over with me."

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Jian Qiao blinked playfully: "If you really like me, why don't you make my love come true, why can't you turn a little love into a big love and help me chase Sheng Shuhuan, Duan Fei!"

"Jian Ruping, please turn left when you go out."

"Wow..." Jiang Wangshu pulled on the window of the back door: "It's explosive."

Hao Shanshan came over: "Why do I feel that this scene has such a serious visual sense?"

She said, "Why is Jian Qiao looking for Duan Ban?"

Classmates 1234 and Fang Yun piled up like an arhat in an instant, filling the rear window.

Jiang Wangshu: "Brother Duan has too many old relationships."

Fang Yun: "Duan Ban is really affectionate, and I haven't forgotten Jian Qiao."

Jiang Wangshu: "This statement is wrong. The relationship between him and Jian Qiao is not described as a pure goddess and a spare tire."

Fang Yun:?

Jiang Wangshu: "You are in the same class as Duan Yi in the third year of high school. Duan Yi was in the same class as Jian Qiao for two years before. Jian Qiao is the art committee member of our class and can dance and play the piano. Duan Yi likes this kind of hair that looks like dried noodles. Girl. Originally, the two of them had a normal relationship between the suitor and the chased, but after Jian Qiao found out about Duan Yi and Nanye..."

His expression is indescribable: "Since then, Jianqiao has a good relationship with him, which means that there is a deep affection between mother and child. You know Duan Ban, although he is an Alpha, he is not very aggressive, and he can't help but let the mother's love overflow. Maybe this is the legendary Milk A."

Fang Yun thought for a while, and quite agreed: "Indeed." She added: "Two is very cute. It is different from the rumors I heard before. Before my class, he was a rumored school gangster pretending to be a criminal."

Jiang Wangshu: "What about now?"

Fang Yun said forcefully, "It's mother's baby!"

"The troupe is here, let's go." Hao Shanshan hurried away.

Sheng Yunze sat in his seat, Jiang Wangshu trotted back to his seat, Hao Shanshan asked: "Shuluo Field, the group seat must have seen Duan Yi and Jian Qiao."

Fang Yun: "It's troublesome."

Jiang Wangshu touched his chin: "Indeed, the harem of Xiaohua is self-produced and sold, which is a big trouble."

Fang Yun: ...

Jiang Wangshu: "The relationship between the three of them is quite confusing. Now I don't know whose head has been green."

"Why is your goddess looking for you?"

When Duan Yi came back with milk tea, Jiang Wangshu stretched out his head to take a look: "You two were seen by Sheng Tuanzuo just now."

"I'll see it when I see it, Jian Qiao is so excited." Duan Yi: "Her birthday is this week, let's go to 'Gao Roast' for dinner and call Sheng Yunze."

Jiang Wangshu: "I'm not going to be the school belle, the task is difficult, you go."

Duan Yi muttered: "I'm not going either."

That being said, after the evening self-study was over, Duan Yi still dawdled to Sheng Yunze's side, and hit him on the head with a broom: "Hey."

Duan Yi and him are the day-to-day students who stayed to clean up tonight, Sheng Yunze was in charge of cleaning the windows and blackboards, and Duan Yi was in charge of sweeping the floor.

The classroom was empty, the chairs were turned over on the table, and the bright incandescent lamps cast white light.

Sheng Yunze tilted his head, "What's the matter?"

Duan Yi: "Jian Qiao invites you to her birthday party."

Sheng Yunze: "Oh."

Duan Yi: "Are you going?"

Sheng Yunze: "Are you going to tell her this afternoon?"

Duan Yi was angry: "Yes, you are so happy, she is looking for you, not me."

Sheng Yunze: "Do you like her?"

Duan Yi choked.

like……

He really likes Jane.

Jian Qiao is good at singing and dancing, has a bright and straightforward personality, is versatile, and can get along with boys.

Liking her is the tacit, tacit secret of the boys in the class.

Duan Yi likes her, just like a beautiful painting, a beautiful flower.

I've liked it for two years, but I can't... just say I don't like it and I don't like it.

And Jian Qiao has a very good relationship with him, even if the love is not there, the friendship can last forever - he and Nanye are like this.

It was raining lightly outside the window.

Duan moved back to his senses, and jumped back suddenly: "Damn! You're scary!"

There was a piece of glass between him, Nanye stood outside the window: "I just knocked on the window, and you didn't answer me in a daze."

Duan Yi felt a little guilty for some reason: "You didn't go back to the dormitory? Didn't the second year of high school leave half an hour earlier than us?"

Nanye: "No umbrella, it's raining heavily outside, I'm looking for you to go back together."

Duan Yi: "I just have an umbrella."

Nanye: "That's right, the two of us are together."

A thought flashed through Duan Yi's mind like lightning: What about Sheng Yunze?Does he have an umbrella?

Nanye opened the window and rolled in, and landed easily: "Have you finished sweeping?"

Duan Yi: "No, don't you have any other friends to borrow umbrellas?"

Nanye: "Yes. But I want to go back with you, and I don't want them to lend it to me."

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Nanye turned his head and saw Sheng Yunze.

The two were about the same height, Sheng Yunze's eyes stayed on the blackboard all the time, and he didn't give this side a look.

Nanye muttered: "Why are you always with him, I can see him every time I come to you."

Duan Yi was impatient: "The old class arranges the on-duty students. If you are upset, go to our head teacher."

Nanye circled around him acting like a spoiled child, and helped Duan Yi organize his schoolbag in advance.

Duan Yi hesitated: "Tuan Zuo, shall I go first?" After thinking for a while, "Do you have an umbrella?"

Sheng Yunze turned his back to them and said nothing.

Nanye hooked Duan and moved his shoulders: "Hurry up, I'm starving to death, and accompany me to the supermarket later, it will be closed when it's late."

Duan Yi was pulled out of the classroom by him.

In an instant, Nuo Da's classroom fell silent.

Sheng Yunze's hand wiping the blackboard became slower and slower, and then stopped in front of him. He was silent for a moment, then put down the blackboard eraser, and packed his schoolbag.

The sound of the rain hitting the windows was getting louder and louder. Mr. Zhou had been patrolling for a round and asked him to go back early after finishing the hygiene.

Sheng Yunze went downstairs with his schoolbag on his back, looked at the rain curtain outside the teaching building, and sighed.

Why don't you wait for the rain to subside before going back.

He simply took out the book and leaned against the wall to read it for a while, but he was so upset that he couldn't read it: it's better to just go back and forget it.

Sheng Yunze looked up, the square in front of the school was foggy in the heavy rain, just about to leave, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a dark figure in the rain, not only didn't hold an umbrella, but also got closer and closer to him.

Suddenly, Duan Yi appeared in front of him, shaking his hair like a puppy.

"I'm freezing to death!" He put down the schoolbag on his head, and when he saw Sheng Yunze, his eyes lit up: "Fortunately, you haven't left yet!"

Sheng Yunze had a rare look of surprise on his face, and quickly covered it up: "...What are you doing back?"

Duan Yi: "I'll pick you up!"

Sheng Yunze: "Pick me up?"

Duan Yi nodded: "Yeah!"

Sheng Yunze took a step back, unfathomable and difficult to explain: "With all due respect, where's your umbrella?"

Duan Yi didn't realize what was wrong at all, and said innocently: "I asked Nanye to leave first with an umbrella, so I can come back."

Sheng Yunze: ...

Duan Yi's eyes were bright, and it took him a while to realize, he kept that smiling expression and asked himself: "Then how do we go back?"

Sheng Yunze: ...

"idiot."

He covered his face.

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