Why is this Alpha like that?

Nanye said, "Can you suggest a trick to make Sheng Yunze sit farther away from Duan?"

Jiang Wangshu said: "The older you grow up, the worse your mind becomes. Young lovers sit together, why are you joining in the fun? You'd rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, have you heard?"

Nanye bit the fungus until it squeaked: "Then you get rid of the two little ones, what kind of scene of a happy family of four, my eyes are going to go blind, can't you see that Sheng Yunze is challenging my bottom line? "

Jiang Wangshu: "Don't worry, the faces of the three school beauties will disappear when they get together. When he disappears, you can take advantage of his unpreparedness."

Nanye: ...

Jiang Wangshu patted him on the shoulder: "But from what I see, it will basically not succeed."

Nanye mouthed: "Brother, uh, uh, get out!"

The twins ate a bowl of milk paste, but they were not full, and the small spoons were scooping happily in the bowl.

The speed with which Duan shifted the dishes could not keep up with their eating speed.

Sheng Yunze watched from the side, and couldn't help complaining: "Why are you so edible?"

Sheng Ming was still chewing something, his cheeks were puffed out, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and there was a grain of rice stuck to the corner of his mouth, which he took off easily.

Duan Yi retorted unconvinced: "It's a good thing to be able to eat, and being able to eat means growing tall and smart."

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows: "If I were like you, would my brain be smart?"

Duan Yi: "Personal attacks are prohibited!" Then he complained in a low voice: "And they don't look like me, okay... Your two sons are like you, not like me at all, they are too smart."

When the twins were eating, Duan Yi couldn't take a bite of the food to eat by himself.

Sheng Yunze couldn't stand it anymore, and snatched one from his arms: "Come here, don't block your mother from eating."

Duan Yi just found time to stuff a mouthful of cauliflower, almost spewing it all out, and turned his head to look at Sheng Yunze in shock.

Sheng Yunze likes to watch Duan Yi look stupid, and then slowly scoop up a spoonful of glutinous rice and lotus seed soup and stuff it into Sheng Ming's mouth: "Didn't he call you mother?"

Looking down at Sheng Ming: "What do you call him?"

Sheng Ming turned his back immediately: "Mom."

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"Children are crying and playing, and you are just like them."

Duan Yi lowered his head guiltily while talking.

Fortunately, Sheng Yunze didn't bother with this, all his curiosity was focused on the twins.

Although Duan Yi is now 17 years old, he is not 17 years old in his memory, and he has several years more experience as a father than Sheng Yunze.

But Sheng Yunze is perfect, he is seventeen years old this year, a classmate at school, and has no experience in being a father to others - being a father to a classmate is not counted.

His curiosity about human cubs—especially his own—was at its peak.

When Sheng Ming was sitting in his arms eating.Sheng Yunze couldn't help studying his structure.

The child's body was as soft as cotton candy, as if it would shatter when squeezed lightly.

Sheng Yunze couldn't help wondering, how did Duan Yi live?

Will such a big child wet the bed?

Why can you eat so much?These meals seem to have been poured into a bottomless pit?

Thinking diverged to the back, Sheng Yunze began to study how the twins eat.

I wondered if their teeth had erupted.

Do you know the word now?How many words do you know?Are you going to kindergarten?What kind of kindergarten did you read?

When Sheng Ming was eating the hot lotus seed soup, he took a spoonful and handed it to Sheng Yunze's mouth.

Sheng Yunze thought that Sheng Ming was feeding him, so he felt weird and awkward, so he came up with a very weird idea, and added in his head, "You're quite filial."

In the end, Sheng Ming, an "unfilial son", thought the lotus seed soup was too hot, so he held the spoon in his fleshy little hands, and said in a childlike voice, "Dad blow it."

Sheng Yunze's fatherly love fell like a landslide in an instant, and he argued with him: "Can't you blow it yourself?"

He was still too young, he was only a child himself, so he didn't understand that this was Sheng Ming acting like a baby to him.

Sheng Ming hesitated for a moment, thinking that blowing on his own didn't seem to be a big deal, so tremblingly, he handed the spoon to his mouth again, puffed out his cheeks and blew twice.

Children like to put the whole spoon in their mouths when they eat, it is so cute that it makes people look sideways.

At this time, Hao Shanshan, who was sitting next to Sheng Yunze, couldn't help but said, "Tuan Zuo, can't you blow it up for him?"

Hao Shanshan completely ignored Sheng Ming's "Dad", just seeing how pitiful and aggrieved Sheng Ming was, she was moved with compassion.

Sheng Yunze froze for a moment, did not reply to Hao Shanshan's words, but looked at Sheng Ming: "Were you acting like a baby to me just now?"

Sheng Ming didn't quite understand the meaning of acting like a baby, so he stared at Sheng Yunze foolishly.

From Sheng Yunze's point of view, Sheng Ming's silly look in front of his father is quite similar to his mother. Sheng Yunze took his own initiative to pick up his spoon, scooped up a spoonful of lotus seed soup, blew it, then was a little cautious, and then Carefully feed the lotus seed soup into Sheng Ming's mouth.

Sheng Ming bit it down with a "wow", and ate in his arms shaking his head.

Sheng Yunze suddenly felt a little swollen.

He also became very interested in feeding children.

Inadvertently, he poured half a bowl of lotus seed soup into his son, and was caught by Duan Yi.

"Damn it!" Duan Yi was stunned, and stopped Sheng Yunze's sinful hands with a lightning strike, snatched the lotus seed soup from Sheng Yunze's hand, and poured it into an empty bowl: "How much did you feed him?"

Sheng Yunze was surprised: "Half a bowl."

Duan Yi hurriedly carried Sheng Ming over: "He can't eat so much, children don't know how full they are, they just know how to eat, so they can't be fed like this."

Sheng Yunze had never seen Duan Yi flustered like this. Sheng Ming was carried into his arms, and Duan Yi gently rubbed Sheng Ming's stomach with his hands: "Is your belly uncomfortable?"

Sheng Ming shook his head.

Duan Yi: "Don't sit down, stand up and walk around, what did you say before, you can't eat so much, have you forgotten the lesson you vomited?"

Sheng Ming quietly pressed Duan Yi's ear, and whispered: "But I haven't seen Dad for a long time! I want him to feed me..."

Duan Yi had a sore nose: "It's not that I can't see you."

Sheng Ming smiled "hehe" and comforted Duan Yi: "I'm not very strong, I'll just go down and take a walk."

Then he jumped down from Duan Yi's arms and obediently walked around the box a few times.

Sheng Yunze felt a little guilty like never before.

He spoke unnaturally: "He...can't eat?"

Duan Yi thought that Sheng Yunze was just a high school student, and he had no experience in being a father to anyone other than being a father to his classmates, so he sighed: "Either he can't eat, or he can't eat too much, he will vomit. "

Sheng Ming had such a time before, after dinner, he vomited in the middle of the night, which shocked Duan Yi so much that he didn't sleep well all night.

He even suspected that this was a fault brought by Sheng Ming from his mother's womb, and he vomited too much milk when he was a child.

Duan Yi started to chew two mouthfuls of vegetables after the meal was finished with difficulty and the twins were full.

Everyone cheered on Jiang Wangshu's birthday, and he is a person who can mobilize the atmosphere. In the middle and late stages, no one paid attention to the pair of twins who looked very similar to Sheng Yunze.

The waiter served the wine, everyone was drunk, and when the cake was finally rolled out, few people were standing.

In order to take care of the twins, Duan Yi doesn't drink at all—mainly he doesn't like drinking very much.

After Jiang Wangshu and the others got drunk, he had no choice but to resign himself to opening a few rooms in the hotel and move them up one by one.

All of this last night, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

Sheng Yunze sat in the hotel lobby and waited for him to go downstairs. When Duan moved down, Sheng Ming and Sheng Xi both pestered him to play.

Sheng Yunze found a piece of dogtail grass from nowhere, and made a little butterfly.

The twin thieves joined in, and Sheng Yunze made it up, their eyes lit up, and a "wow—" sound came out of their mouths.

It made Sheng Yunze a little swollen, as if what he made up was not Little Butterfly, but Siku Quanshu.

He really didn't feel these things.

Children's admiration for their father is innate, and it becomes more obvious when they are younger.

In their eyes, dad is the most powerful person in the world even if he nails a nail, not to mention he can make little butterflies.

At his young age, he has endured too much... being sought after.

Sheng Yunze thought deeply: Am I really that good?

He quite enjoys the feeling of being adored by children (mainly by his own son).

"Brother, brother, brother, brother!" Sheng Xi trotted all the way over. In the hall, he was still very sensible and didn't bother to call Duan Yi his mother.

Like a small cannonball, as soon as Duan Yi squatted down, he smashed into Duan Yi's arms, rubbed his face against his front, red, and then his eyes sparkled, and handed the ugly butterfly made by Sheng Yunze to Duan Yi to see, Like presenting a treasure: "The little Fudie my father gave me!"

"It's a butterfly." Duan Yi corrected his pronunciation, but he was too lazy to correct his address for Sheng Yunze.

He saw that Sheng Yunze didn't reject him very much, let him call the child if he wanted to, he couldn't stop his son from recognizing his father, right?

"Your dad just used ugly butterflies to lie to you two, you are the only ones who like it." Duan Yi said happily.

Sheng Ming also has a little butterfly, between him and Sheng Xi, an ugly sibling.

Duan Yi picked up Sheng Xi, Sheng Xi was still obsessed with talking to his little butterfly, he asked Sheng Yunze: "Are you going back by car?"

Sheng Yunze grabbed Sheng Ming's little arm to prevent him from running around: "You go home now, with them?"

Duan Yi struggled for a while: "Actually, there is something I want to discuss with you."

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows.

Duan Yi: "That's... can they stay at your house for one night?"

This request seems to be too much.

Theoretically, the twins are the children of Duan Yi's relatives, so no matter how they live, they won't be able to live in Sheng Yunze's house.

But Duan Yi still doesn't know how to explain the origin of the twins to his parents, and his hair is grey.

Right now, I still have to worry about Sheng Yunze asking why the twins can't live in their own house.

Fortunately, Sheng Yunze agreed without asking anything.

Duan Yi asked incredulously, "Is it true?"

Sheng Yunze had a poisonous tongue: "Fake, do you need me to take back that sentence?"

Duan Yi: "No!"

He actually wanted to hold Sheng Yunze's hand and play tricks, anyway, it's a bit unfamiliar to do such a damn thing with her boyfriend as a baby, and after doing too much, she will lose face.

It's just that holding Sheng Ming now, it's not easy to act like a baby with Sheng Yunze.

Besides, he still wanted to establish a stalwart image in the hearts of the twins, how could it collapse right now!

Sheng Ming ran after Sheng Yunze's footsteps.

Sheng Yunze took two steps, and he had to run three steps on his short legs, with his arms open, he shouted crisply: "Hug, Dad!"

Sheng Yunze deliberately ignored him, looking forward, trying to tease the children.

Sheng Ming was quite persistent, he yelled a few times thinking that Sheng Yunze didn't hear, so he ran a little faster, staggered to the front of Sheng Yunze, raised his head and motioned for him: "Hug, Dad!"

Sheng Yunze still pretended not to see, Sheng Ming became anxious, "Daddy hug me!"

This time also used the subject.

Then he hugged Sheng Yunze's thigh violently, not letting him go, so Sheng Yunze stopped teasing him, and lifted Sheng Ming into his arms.

"Don't poke me, little butterfly." Sheng Yunze tilted his head slightly.

Sheng Ming held the little butterfly in his right hand, turned his head to look at Duan Yi, and Duan Yi said, "You two will sleep at Dad's house tonight, okay?"

Sheng Xi had no objection and nodded quickly.

Sheng Ming also had no objection, the little butterfly waved happily.

By the time Sheng Yunze arrived at home, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

On the way, Duan Yi stopped by the 24-hour convenience store and bought some children's change of clothes and toiletries.

They all went to bed early, and when they got home at ten o'clock, only a dim light in the entrance was on.

When Duan moved in, he lowered his voice to talk to the twins: "Don't make any noise?"

Sheng Xi also imitated Duan Yi and whispered, "Aren't we going to see grandma?"

Duan Yi was guilty of a thief, and secretly glanced at Sheng Yunze, and found that Sheng Yunze was not looking at him, so he hurriedly said: "Grandma has fallen asleep, how about seeing her next time?"

Sheng Yunze took Sheng Ming up to the third floor, and Duan Yi heaved a sigh of relief when he reached the room.

He looked at Sheng Yunze worriedly: "How will you explain them to your parents tomorrow?"

Sheng Yunze: "What do you think needs to be explained?"

Duan Yi's heart was full of alarm bells, and he was about to jump into Sheng Yunze's pit, so he immediately shut up: "It's nothing, I'll take them to wash first."

Sheng Ming and Sheng Xi were still children after all.

Especially five year olds.

No matter how sensible you are, you will be skinny when you take a bath, just like fighting a war.

Duan Yi put on a clean dress and went into the bathroom. When he came out, the two cubs were dry and fragrant, as if he had been fished out of the water.

There was still foam in my eyes, I closed my eyes and felt out the door, and hurriedly shouted: "Sheng Yunze, get some water for my eyes, I have bubbles in my eyes..."

His sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, revealing a very good-looking arm, his eyes were squinted, his eyelashes were long, and he approached Sheng Yunze by feeling.

Sheng Yunze dragged him to the edge of the sink, seeing how bullying he looked with his eyes closed, he couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed him.

Duan Yi was so frightened that he almost opened his eyes. Sheng Yunze quickly splashed some water on his eyes, wiped off the foam, and then washed Duan Yi's face with a towel.

Duan Yi opened his eyes and his ears were red: "Why did you kiss me just now, there are children here!"

Sheng Yunze complained: "They can't see."

Duan Yi: "Is this a matter of seeing and not seeing..."

How embarrassing!

Sheng Yunze looked at Duan Yi: "Do you need a change of clothes?"

Duan Yi: "No, I'll go home after they go to bed, you watch at night, the younger one likes to kick the quilt."

Sheng Yunze: "Aren't you going to stay?"

Duan Yi: "Why should I stay here? Can four people sleep in one bed?"

Sheng Yunze: "I'll sleep with you in my arms."

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"No, it's not good for children..."

Sheng Yunze looked at him narrowly: "I don't do anything else."

He pressed Duan Yi: "Did you imagine something else?"

Duan Yi quickly denied: "I didn't!"

Sheng Yunze said "Hey": "You're lustful." After thinking for a while, he made up his mind: "How can you think about these things in front of children?"

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He pushed open the bathroom door, gritted his teeth, "I won't tell you, I can't beat you, I'm going home."

In the bedroom, Sheng Ming and Sheng Xi were lying on the bed, studying a comic with a gaudy cover with great interest.

Duan Yi and Sheng Yunze were still arguing, and didn't say anything when they saw the twins, but when Sheng Yunze saw the gaudy comic book, his whole face changed.

That was the extent of another earthquake in the pupil.

Sheng Ming could read better than Sheng Xi, pointing to the words on the comic book to teach Sheng Xi: "Love...kiss...or body..."

"I don't want to do this, and I can't do this—but my heart can't resist it! "

"The Choice of Love and Sex, Popularity is on sale now!" "

In the room of a 17-year-old male high school student, a mysterious corner is finally revealed.

It is hidden in the deepest part of the bookcase and under the bed during adolescence, which is unknown to everyone—a super lewd comic book!

The school girl's big puberty crisis has appeared!

Sheng Yunze suddenly took two steps towards the bed, and snatched the comic book over in an instant.

The twins looked at him and asked curiously, "Dad, what book is this?"

Sheng Xi said, "I've never seen it in your study."

This is inevitable. The mature and stable Professor Sheng no longer reads such small comic books.

But high school student Sheng Yunze...

"It's Grimm's Fairy Tale." Sheng Yunze's face was paralyzed,

Calm down.

Grimm's Fairy Tales were murdered.

"It's a new version of Grimm's fairy tale." Sheng Yunze was extremely sure.

Sheng Ming was a little skeptical, but still chose to believe in his father, and then said innocently and lively: "Dad, then read us fairy tales!"

Sheng Yunze: ...

Sheng Xi kindly opened the fake Grimm's fairy tale for Sheng Yunze, and it happened to be in the middle, and the book said: Please don't scream, don't move, just like this...

I saw Sheng Yunze talking nonsense without changing his face: "In the past, there was a king and queen who had no children, and they were very sad and distressed. One day, the queen was walking by the river, and a small fish floated its head out of the water and said to her. "

Then Sheng Yunze closed the book abruptly, and said righteously: "Tell her, you two should go to bed now, otherwise there will be big bad wolves outside to snatch you away."

There was a moment of silence in the room.

Sheng Xi spoke modestly, with a bit of a venomous tongue: "Dad, I think this lie is so old-fashioned, can you change it?"

Who has inherited this poisonous tongue skill?

He, Sheng Yunze, is going to kill his relatives righteously today!

The author has something to say: it is a comic book that Sheng Yunxi accidentally left behind while basking in the sun in the school girl’s room (I strongly recommend my brother to read it)

The school beauty review was murdered x1

But I can't believe he doesn't read porn comics! [push glasses

After all, he is a high school boy!The level of passion a high school student has for his son is only one night [confirmed

So this is the reason why the country opposes early marriage and early childbearing... After all, my son turned to my father's pornographic comics... Being a father is too embarrassing...

Sweet troubles of high school students with babies

Puberty Crisis! [exaggerated

After all, only children like to rummage around and find out the secrets of their father's puberty