Why is this Alpha like that?

When adults say they can't handle children, adults start to be unreasonable.

This is the traditional heritage and culture of China from ancient times to the present.

So Sheng Yunze learned to use age to put pressure on himself without a teacher, and gave orders with a straight face: "What are you doing asking so many questions, go to bed quickly."

Sheng Xi was indeed intimidated by his father, and her round body nimbly slipped into bed.

Sheng Yunze's quilt was dried in the sun yesterday, and it was fluffy and warm when he slept at night.

Duan Yi came out after washing his face, saw that the twins had fallen asleep, gave Sheng Yunze a thumbs up, and mouth-shaped: "You are quite good at coaxing children."

Sheng Yunze looked at him with a bland smile, always making Duan Yi very guilty.

He himself felt that his lies were a bit clumsy, let alone expect Sheng Yunze to believe him, the only thing he was counting on now was that the things in the parallel world were too nonsense, Sheng Yunze didn't believe it at all.

Just pretend to ignore what happened, Duan Yi thought very cowardly.

"I'm leaving." Duan Yi whispered.

Sheng Yunze dug out the snacks from the cabinet and shook them.

Seeing Duan Yi obviously swallowed his saliva.

"I'll eat something before I leave." Duan Yi gave in spinelessly, and then ran to the balcony outside the bedroom with Sheng Yunze.

Duan Yi unceremoniously took out all the snacks from his boyfriend's cabinet, and put two cans of peach-flavored soda on the table. Start losing weight."

Who knew that Sheng Yunze was not very happy, frowning: "Why are you losing weight?"

Duan Yi tore open the potato chips: "Recently my brother's abdominal muscles have started to evaporate. It must be because he ate too much during the final period to replenish his brain."

Sheng Yunze didn't meet him yesterday, and only met him tonight, rounding it up, he hasn't seen him for two days.

For couples in love who can't wait to stick together 24 hours a day, it can be said that days are like years.

When Sheng Yunze saw him, he couldn't help but move his hands and feet, and dragged Duan Yilian and the chair over, making a creaking sound.

Duan Yi was so frightened that he quickly jumped up from the stool, but Sheng Yunze put his arms around his waist and pressed him into his arms, hugging him like a large doll.

Duan Yi: "Your voice is so loud, it will disturb them."

Sheng Yunze was puzzled: "How can it be so easy to wake up?"

Duan Yi explained: "You don't understand, children's sleep quality is very poor, even a little movement can wake them up, otherwise why would they sleep in the cradle."

There was something in Sheng Yunze's words: "You are quite experienced."

Duan Yi didn't understand the connotation, and said modestly: "It's so-so, practice makes perfect."

Sheng Yunze was so angry that he laughed aloud: "I gave you a pole and you still climbed up. The sound of eating potato chips is a little quieter, it's noisy to my ears."

Duan Yi complained: "How can it be so loud..."

But the sound of biting down is indeed a little bit smaller.

When Duan Yi was eating snacks, his upper and lower eyelids were fighting.

He was so sleepy that he leaned against Sheng Yunze's arms to rest for a while, and then he opened his eyes and ate for a while.

Sheng Yunze doesn't really admire Duan Yi, but he admires his spirit in eating, which is really commendable for his perseverance.

He took the snacks: "Don't eat, you won't be able to sleep if you eat too much at night."

Duan Yi: "I still haven't finished eating half a pack..."

Sheng Yunze shook his bag of potato chips: "Why don't you pour the scum into your mouth together?"

Duan Yi said deeply: "In fact, if there is no one around, I might do this."

Sheng Yunze: ...

"You still know how to save face."

Duan Yi stretched in his arms, straightened his arms and legs, and almost wanted to turn over in Sheng Yunze's arms.

Sheng Yunze was afraid that he would poke too hard and break his waist, so he took off Duan Yi's clothes to cover his exposed stomach, and ordered: "Stay at my house tonight."

Duan Yi actually didn't want to leave just now, but now he's going to put on a show: "This is not very good, can you sleep in the bed?"

Sheng Yunze had a poisonous tongue: "You sleep on the sofa."

"Damn!" Duan Yi was startled: "I'm your boyfriend, you let me sleep on the sofa?"

Sheng Yunze: "Otherwise I'll let you sleep with me?"

Duan Yi stared at him.

Then he looked at Sheng Yunze's pale and handsome face under the darkness of night.

The eyelashes that can slide on the slide, and the straight bridge of the nose.

Then shamefully blushed.

Sheng Yunze's venomous tongue followed him everywhere: "Think beautifully."

He pinched Duan Yi's face: "Pig, did you think about some nasty things in your mind just now?"

thought.

Duan Yi was a little ashamed, but can he admit it? He must refuse to admit it, and said stiffly: "Didn't you think about it!"

Immediately afterwards, he said unconvinced: "So what if I think about it, we are a legal man-to-man relationship, can't I think about it!"

Sheng Yunze: "Yes, I agree."

Compared to what Duan Yiguang thought, Sheng Yunze was much more courageous, and he started directly: "I will help you realize your wish."

Duan Yi was so frightened that he quickly grabbed Sheng Yunze's hand that got into his clothes: "Damn it! There are still people in the room, don't mess with me!"

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows: "Just be careful?"

He spoke skillfully: "The balcony is far away from the bedroom, so I can't hear it."

He suddenly changed the subject, and asked with a research spirit: "You just said that Sheng Ming spits milk, right?"

Duan Yi has already learned to ignore Sheng Yunze's ability to call out Sheng Ming's name, with a silly face: "Ah, that's right."

Sheng Yunze was eager to try: "Is it milk powder or..."

He is 17 years old, and things that are too shameful can't come out of his mouth. Sheng Yunze's ears are only a little red, but his face is very serious, and he can even be called scientific and rigorous. Will it get bigger?"

"...fuck!" Duan Yi's entire face was so red that it was smoking: "I don't allow you to say this with this pure and beautiful face of the school girl!! This handsome boy's illusions about the beauty of the school girl are all shattered! Do you want to listen to my heartbreaking voice! Give me back my happiness!"

Sheng Yunze's face was dark: "Do you regard me as your girlfriend?"

Duan Yi quickly changed his face, pretended to be stupid, blinked, and said sincerely: "No."

I'm sorry, but sometimes staring at Sheng Yunze's beautiful face will accidentally take him as his girlfriend. Duan Yi immediately regretted in his heart: Amen, God, it's not my fault, it's because of his looks. Too good to be wrong.

Sheng Yunze snorted disdainfully, pouted very displeased.

Before Duan Yi could say a few good words, he found a new research direction by himself: "Let me touch it to see if it gets bigger."

Duan Yi struggled in his arms: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!! Sheng Yunze! Your uncle!"

His body was as stiff as a rock, and he blushed and muttered: "You are poisonous, and I have no breasts, why are you always so curious about this place! Can't you touch your own!"

Sheng Yunze pretended to be deaf and dumb, and changed the topic: "Keep your voice down, don't wake up your son."

Duan Yi smiled while hiding, and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth angrily: "I'm not pregnant again! How could it be possible to grow bigger!"

Sheng Yunze had browsed through the materials, so he was quite confident, and did a science popularization for Duan Yi: "If you touch a lot of boyfriends, they will grow bigger."

Duan Yi covered his ears: "Fuck! Stop swearing!"

In the end, he went to cover his ears with both hands, and there was no need to cover his chest. Sheng Yunze squeezed it twice, a little disgusted: "It's so flat."

Duan Yi turned around and rushed towards him with all his teeth and claws, furiously furious: "There must be neither of us today!"

After fighting for a while, Duan Yi lost all strength and was paralyzed from the upper body.

Then he weakly grabbed Sheng Yunze's hand and pulled him out of his turtleneck sweater.

"Don't touch it, it won't make it bigger." Duan Yi complained: "Otherwise, you should find a girlfriend with big breasts."

The last sentence made my teeth sore.

Sheng Yunze let out a "tear" breath, and cooperated with him in exaggerating: "It's so sour."

Duan Yi asked him, a little unwilling and a little annoyed: "Do you really like big breasts?"

Guys probably like girls with big boobs.

Duan Yi asked himself, shamefully admitted:

Yes, in fact, he himself likes big breasts.

But flat chest is not bad!Lolita with flat breasts also has a special flavor, each has its own advantages and disadvantages, and there is no distinction between equals.

Sheng Yunze propped his chin: "It's okay. For you who wear bear underwear, it doesn't matter if your breasts are big or not. Do you want to wear bear underwear? The kind that is tied at the back of your head?"

Duan Yi said righteously: "Stop, group seat! Stop, it is forbidden to make clay sculptures of this handsome guy like me."

Sheng Yunze asked him: "What is a clay sculpture?"

Duan Yi: "Just imagine me as a girl, just like everyone calls you Xiaohua."

Sheng Yunze didn't understand much, but he wasn't interested either.

Duan Yi took a look at what Sheng Yunze said just now, and suddenly recalled it, and became angry: "What do you mean I wear bear underwear? If you are a girl, it must be protruding and wavy, okay! Black lace sexy underwear , Don’t be fascinated by too many men on the road, when you want to chase me, you have to shake your number plate.”

Sheng Yunze commented: "After becoming a woman, I became more narcissistic."

Duan Yi sighed: "This is not called narcissism, it is called self-knowledge."

Sheng Yunze hugged his waist to take advantage of it for a while, it was fleshy, soft, and thin.

"If you were a girl, you must be arguing to lose weight every day."

It must be that kind of chubby pig girl.

So the meat, the chest will not be small, right?

Sheng Yunze was really looking forward to it.

Duan Yi wanted to sleep, so he leaned back and fell into Sheng Yunze's arms.

"I'm sleepy." He closed his eyes: "Can I sleep on the balcony, I don't want to take a step, or you can sneak me in after I fall asleep."

Sheng Yunze: "It's a good idea, I'll keep you here when I fall asleep."

Duan Yi: "Fuck! We broke up, we broke up, we can't continue our relationship."

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows: "Really break up?"

Duan Yi opened one eye, and imitated Sheng Yunze's tone to return him: "You think beautifully! You take good care of me, a peerless handsome guy. If you break up with me, you will definitely not find someone cooler."

Sheng Yunze nodded perfunctorily: "Oh."

Duan Yi looked ahead and saw a very distant place.

He was a little sleepy, but he still refused to close his eyes.

Sheng Yunze's family's villa is next to the West Lake, and he can have a panoramic view of the entire lake at a glance.

Under the darkness of night, the lake surface showed a deep blue light.

Duan Yi asked curiously, "Can you see the sunrise from your balcony?"

Sheng Yunze nodded.

Duan Yi is ambitious: "Then I will get up tomorrow morning to watch the sunrise!"

Sheng Yunze couldn't say a word, and it was clearly written on his face: You?Forget it, I slept like a pig, and it would be nice to wake up at eleven o'clock and watch the sun rise and fall.

Duan Yi glanced at his watch: "What time is the sunrise? Is it five o'clock?" Then he had a sudden thought: "You said that we can use watches to tell the time now, what did people in the past do?"

Sheng Yunze: "Are you a primary school student?"

Duan Yi: "Is it okay to ask?"

He didn't expect Sheng Yunze to answer, anyway, he just asked casually.

In the end, Sheng Yunze really answered.

"Do you know the thirteen towers? In Longjiro, on the northwest coast of Peru, there was a lost civilization that used thirteen towers to record the time of sunrise and sunset, marking the movement of the sun. The earth rotates at a certain inclination, The point of sunrise on the horizon also changes throughout the year, but these towers in Changkiro correspond exactly to the point of sunrise."

Duan Yi was confused and felt like he was listening to a physics class, but Sheng Yunze's voice was so pleasant in the night, he was still fascinated by it: "Then they are so powerful."

Sheng Yunze: "Eurekamoment, they discovered this moment, and then named it the Eureka moment. The original meaning of this word is 'Okay, I finally found it', so it is also called the human epiphany moment."

Duan Yi was dumbfounded: "What do you mean?"

Sheng Yunze held his wrist, and arranged his hand into a hollow circle, enclosing a lonely night sky.

"It means that when the sun rises, it is when human beings realize their epiphanies, and you will see the person you most want to see."

After Sheng Yunze finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Duan Yi, and asked him a little complacently, "Is there anyone you want to meet at sunrise?"

According to the routine development, Sheng Yunze has already arranged the plot for Duan Yi in his mind.

It should be Duan Yi who was stunned by him for a while, and then he was so moved that he leaned in his arms with tears streaming down his face: Husband!The person I most want to meet is now with me! (The shift in Sheng Yunze's mind has always been exaggerated)

He was very satisfied with the effect, and couldn't help but soften his eyes a little.

Duan Yi said in a daze: "When the sun rises..."

He stretched out his hand and took the initiative to circle the lonely night sky again.

"I most want to see..."

Sheng Yunze was a little looking forward to it.

Duan Yi is very sincere: "I want to see the owner of the rice noodle shop."

Sheng Yunze's face darkened instantly: ...

Then his stomach made a "grunt" sound, and Duan Yi swallowed saliva involuntarily.

Is there anything happier than waking up early to eat a bowl of rice noodles?

If not, then eat two bowls!

According to the development of the plot in Sheng Yunze's mind, after Duan Yi finished saying: The person he most wants to see is already by his side - the two should have a very romantic kiss.

But Duan Yi never came out according to the routine. He talked about the proprietress of the rice noodle shop.

So he got Sheng Yunze's ruthless expression, confiscated all his snacks, and then threw Duan on the ground.

Duan Yi fell on his back, yelled "Aww", looked up at Sheng Yunze, Sheng Yunze was full of black air.

"Why are you angry again? I didn't say to eat rice noodles alone. How about I invite you to eat a bowl too? If you want to add eggs, I can add two for you."

This can be regarded as the most affordable apology, Duan Yi still doesn't understand where he is wrong.

Then I heard Sheng Yunze's condescending, cold voice like ice scum: "Hehe, you can spend the rest of your life with your rice noodle shop proprietress!"

The author has something to say: Xiao Duan, yes!

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