Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

I have never had a good impression of Ji Lang, of course it's not because I'm jealous of his handsome looks, I'm not bad either, the main reason is that he peed on my shoe that time and he didn't apologize, which made me worry about it till now.

Those are my new white sneakers. I have been fancying them for a long time. After I put them on, I ran a little faster during my morning exercises to avoid being stepped on by the classmates behind me. I cherish them so much.

As a result, Ji Lang was standing next to me when Dapan was going to the toilet. He came later than me, with a cigarette in his mouth, and he would scatter when his sweatpants were pulled down a little. I wore a very cumbersome belt, and I didn't start until he finished peeing.

That belt made me ashamed for a long time. At first I bought it just to pretend to be aggressive. Later, I almost peed my pants because it was too complicated to open, so I threw it away when I went back.

Far away, Ji Lang trembled twice when collecting the bird, and someone outside the corridor suddenly called the grade director to come.

I knew that the director, Old Liu, was going to catch the students who smoked in the toilet. Anyway, I didn't smoke calmly. Then I saw Ji Lang shake his penis back in his pants in a panic, and threw the cigarette into the urinal.

The action was a bit chic, but he shook my feet.

The white uppers...smeared his urine drops...it's a bit disgusting to think about it now, so that I only have two impressions of him: the urine is not clean, and the bird is big.

But Ji Lang and I are not in the same class, and our grades are very different. He is the poor one. I wander around in various offices all day long, and he wanders in the playground and dark alleys. There is nothing to do with each other, so I Thought it was over here.

Unexpectedly, I was given a chance to take revenge later. The incident started after I posted a rental post.

1.

"Hao Yu, can you hurry up? My mother is about to turn into a dried radish!"

My eyelids twitched when Ruan Xuehai yelled loudly, it was only April, and he wasn't so hot at all, so he was hypocritical, "I told you to come up to cool off, and help me pack my luggage by the way, so you don't come."

When will I have to clean up myself?

Ruan Xuehai: "I'm not going, a broken fan isn't enough to stop my sweat from climbing the sixth floor."

I still had the broom in my hand, so I could only put my phone between my ears and my shoulders and tilt my head, "Wait, I'll finish cleaning up."

"You still clean up the cabinets for your shared roommate, snail boy, what do you need to clean up? You're making wedding dresses for others!"

I guess I wish he had to take out the sponge in my brain and squeeze the water.

"It's just you who are so angry." It's really helpless. When the roommate who rents the house comes to see the house, he will definitely bring his parents with him. They can't let them clean it up. energy.

"Just pile the rubbish in the middle of the room and wait for him to sweep it. Come down quickly, or I'll go to the playground to play first, and you'll be fucking slow to death!" Ruan Xuehai might not be able to wait, and the person standing downstairs Annoyingly, "Like a bitch."

Too lazy to quarrel with him, "Well, I'll go over after I finish packing, hang up."

How can it be so fast, some clean up.

Ruan Xuehai suddenly howled again, "Oh, wait a minute!!"

"What's wrong?" I can't finish packing!

"I just remembered, guess who I saw just now?"

"Who?"

"Ji Lang, Ji Lang from Class [-]! He just entered your building, Unit [-], Building [-]!"

I couldn't help frowning, but, "It's none of my business, you go to the playground."

Before I finished speaking, there was the sound of the door opening, and I hung up the phone first.

I didn't expect my shared roommate to come so early. I stood in the room with a broom and stared at the door, forgetting to respond.

It appears the landlord has handed over the spare key.

Before the door was opened, a woman's voice came from the corridor, "If you can't say it, don't you?"

"What's wrong with me just living in a dormitory? I thought it was an apartment, but after waiting for a long time, it was a broken attic! It's a shared apartment, I don't live in it!" A boy's voice came from the crack of the door, and it was a little familiar after thinking about it.

"You still want to live in a dormitory? Then the school has to let you live in it. You have beaten all seven of your dormmates. Which dormitory do you think would want you?" The woman hated iron but seemed to be the boy's mother.

During the quarrel, the woman came in.

Very beautiful woman, also very young.

When she saw me, she froze for a moment, as if she didn't expect anyone, "Oh, you look like a star, hello!"

Auntie held out her hand to me.

Really warm aunt.

"Hello, auntie, I'm... Hao Yu." I tried my best to politely nod and greet her, but I was a little unfamiliar, but it was inevitable that she was someone else's parent.

"I know, you must be our child's shared roommate, right?" The woman brushed her hair around her ears, smiling broadly, "Silang, come in quickly, your roommate is so handsome."

I:"……"

Silly?Is it really Ji Lang...?

The people outside didn't respond.

"Ji Lang! Are you deaf?" The woman seemed to be angry.

So he leaned in from the door frame and stared at me. After a while, he finally said, "Hao Yu?"

"En." Ruan Xuehai really has a crow's mouth, how could his shared roommate be Ji Lang?

However, he seemed to know me too.

"You know each other?" The woman was even more surprised and asked hastily.

I faltered, "I'm from a school, I've seen..."

I can't tell her that there is a unilateral grudge between me and her son.

And we are in the same high school, in the same grade, and we all belong to the same grade department, brother class, of course we have met.

"I know, of course I know," Ji Lang said and came in, "Isn't this the number one in our grade?"

"..."

This guy has a really poisonous mouth.

What he said made me feel ashamed. In fact, my grades have been hovering in the top [-] or [-] in my grade, and I suddenly broke out in the latest test.

When Ji Lang said this, I was a little hypocritical, because next time I might lose my ranking.

As soon as she heard that I was number one in the grade, the woman's attitude was instantly ignited, reaching the peak of her smile, "Oh, Hao Yu, you are very well-behaved at first glance, Ji Lang, come in quickly, bring your luggage in, What a great opportunity this is, how many people can't sleep with the first grader, hurry up!"

What are you sleeping on... Auntie, can you pay attention to your words...

As if he didn't hear it, Ji Lang looked at me back and forth with his eyes, as if his expression relaxed when he realized that he was a little taller than me.

What's so happy about being taller, I'll develop too, okay?

"Ji Lang, let me tell you, you have to live in this house even if you don't live there. Do you think it's so easy to find a house suddenly in the second half of the semester? Others book the room a year in advance, or you will give it to me If you really don't want to sleep on the street, you can go home." The woman said angrily.

Ji Lang was stunned for a long time, looked me up and down, finally fixed on my face, and said in a strange way, "Okay, let's just make do with it."

"You can't bully others in the future." The woman warned.

Then Ji Lang's mother gave me the business card with her mobile phone number printed on it, and said that if Ji Lang dared to bully me, he would call her.

I don't accept it, and it doesn't matter if I don't.

It's impolite not to answer, as if you really want to sue.

Ji Lang was very generous, he took the business card from his mother and threw it directly on my bed, his eyes were still staring at me, as if to express: I just want to see if you have the courage to call my mother to complain.

I can only return a polite smile: Hehe, you hot chicken.