Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

In fact, my eyelids are twitching secretly, how did I attract such a shared roommate?

Bad roommates.

The last time Ji Lang and I came into contact was when the campus commendation meeting was held before the holiday this morning. As a representative of the outstanding students of the second year of high school and the winner of the Progress Award, I gave a speech on stage, and Ji Lang was next on stage, and he came to the stage to read the letter of repentance.

Confess that I shouldn't provoke incidents and fights in the dormitory again and again, and I am willing to accept the school's punishment: move out of the dormitory.

The two of us passed each other in front of the steps. This is the closest we have been in the past two years in high school. Except for the time when he peed on my shoes, I stayed away from him when I went to the toilet.

I haven't established a good relationship with my new roommate yet, but Ruan Xuehai's grandson called again.

"Why the fuck hasn't she come out yet? Shi Nu is going to have a second child."

I saw Ji Lang, who was looking around and judging the house, feeling a little irritable. He cleaned up and threw the broom away, "I'm fine, are you still in the playground?"

"Not here, no more playing, you come to the Internet cafe."

"No way, my hands are still itchy." I was really angry, it made me greedy for fishing, and I finally stopped fighting after the holiday.

Is it so difficult to make an appointment?

"The old doorman is asleep. He heard us playing on the basketball court. His blood pressure soared and he wanted to drive people away with clubs. We all ran away." Ruan Xuehai said a long list without panting.

"Isn't there a small basketball court next to the fitness equipment behind this community?" I asked.

"My aunt doesn't even take a nap, she dances in the square dance there, she's so high that she's on drugs, it's agreed that everyone will get half of the dancing and playing ball, but they disagree with each other and almost beat me up"

"..."

"Let's not talk about it. Fucking is worse than eating dog shit. Where are you going to reason? Come here quickly. I'm going to form a group to torture the scum on the other end of the network cable to death."

I hung up the phone, looked at the rubbish all over the floor, and Ji Lang who was full of disgust, and rushed out the door cruelly.

I also feel wronged like eating shit!

As soon as I entered the Internet cafe, Ruan Xuehai yelled at me: "Oh, you are a big-headed ghost, you must have been lowered by someone, right?"

He smiled unkindly as he spoke.

Yes, who is Ji Lang? I heard that he has a history of fighting with his roommates since junior high school.

That person can't see osteoporosis, and he has to use his roommates to practice twice every day.

I guess I used up all the good things in this life, so I took the initiative to ask Ying to be a sandbag roommate. This time, everyone can watch the solo and duo performance. "Hey, I just want to sigh." I was so helpless that I didn't even want to turn on the computer.

In fact, I didn't have to "cohabit" with Ji Lang. I lived well alone, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes.

Our high school is just across from the complex I rented.

School district houses are in high demand. The landlord can get soft hands every year just for the rent, but people are not satisfied. I have lived in this house for half a year. The landlord suddenly said that he would raise the price, saying that there are still two months left for high school seniors. The college entrance examination is about to come, and there are more parents who accompany the students recently. Someone is willing to pay N times the rent to rent his loft.

I asked how N he was, and the landlord said quietly: He pays [-] in two months.

The landlord gestured one by one, and I was dumbfounded.

I lived in a hurry at the beginning, and I didn't sign a lease contract with the landlord, so I thought it was a crappy loft, and it was rotten to death, but now the landlord is not ambiguous at all when he says to evict people.

Although the place is shabby and small, it is in demand, and I regret that I ever underestimated it.

But I don't want to move away. In fact, my roommate and I don't get along well. Although we don't like to fight with others like Ji Lang, we still get along uncomfortable.

I major in literature, there are more girls in my class, no more than three boys are in the top [-], and I am the number one in my class all year round, so I am like a different person when I enter the dormitory.

After all, it doesn't matter if you are handsome, and you have to learn a few things well. I don't owe it to anyone, right?

I think my roommates are like a group of ugly ducklings who can't tolerate the blood of white swans flowing in their bones. Of course, I never say these words, it seems that I am so noble.

Although, I usually seem to be like this.

I seem to be well-behaved, but I am also very rebellious. I have all the problems that other teenagers should have, but I don't like to cause trouble, and my luck recently is really bad, and I always stumble endlessly.

Let's go home... One is that I can't go back, and the other is that I don't want to go back either.

The landlord said that if he had money, he would not make money unless his mind was flooded, and he had to get the money.

The landlord may also know something about my family's situation. He always thinks that my family is in the county seat and lives in the newly opened Fuli Community. I am a rich second generation and always wants me to get more.

He advised me to go home and live in the next two months, and then move back after the college entrance examination. He is willing to refund 500 yuan of rent for me, as long as I don't hinder him from making money now.

What's more, candidates who paid 1 yuan may take the exam by an extra [-] points, saying that I am benefiting everyone.

I don't agree, if I go home to live, I have to ride to and from school by myself, and going back and forth takes up more than an hour in a day, even if I agree, my class teacher will not agree.

I asked the landlord if he could share the apartment with the rich man who rented the house. The landlord said that the attic would be rented by a family of three, and so many people could live in it?If you like it, others don't.

I looked at this dilapidated attic of less than sixty square meters, it was still polygonal, and there was a lot of space that I couldn't use.

In the end, I compromised and asked the landlord if he could give me two days to find a roommate who can make up the rent. If I can't find it, I will move out.

In fact, I could have made up for the huge room fee, but the problem lies in this. I have a bad relationship with my family, and I can't open my mouth to add so much money.

The school used to be a cemetery, so it was out of the way, and the hotel was also occupied by the accompanying parents. It was really desperate.

I made a post on the school post bar:

Single occupancy on the sixth floor, unit six, building six, in the school district opposite the school. Requirements: gender, male, student of a key high school, no bad habits, rich.

You must have money, and you can pay 8000 yuan in two months.

Academic performance or something... don't force it, I don't pay much attention to this, as long as I can manage myself.

I didn't hope that anyone would pick it up, but as soon as the post was posted, someone sent me a private message and asked me for the landlord's mobile phone number.

But I later found out that the god-level bar owner who privately messaged me and has been hanging out with thousands of fans all year round is Ji Lang's mother.

What an amazing woman.

Ji Lang's bad habits are too obvious. He likes to fight, either alone or in groups. He will make all kinds of mistakes about fighting in every grade meeting.