Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"Are you on fire? Let me buy you some herbal tea, okay?" Ji Lang asked me.

Who does he think he is?

Warm guy?Is the central air conditioner warm all around?He's hot enough for me, this cloud heater!

"Don't drink." It's easy to urinate frequently and urgently when I get angry, so I don't drink anything.

"Dog, look at your father...don't listen to persuasion," Ji Lang's voice dropped, "he's always been out of order for a few days, don't be afraid, don't go to bed, go play in your den .”

Ji Lang put the dog back on the ground.

It was really hot, the dog was gasping for air with its long tongue, and instead of going to the den, the whole dog was lying on the floor, maybe the ground would be cooler.

It’s June, and our small attic is surrounded by the sun on five sides. The walls are thin and brittle, and the inside is scorched and tender outside. The tenant stayed.

Ji Lang and I don’t even boil hot water for bathing now. We put two basins of water on the big terrace before we leave at noon. When we come back at night and touch it with our hands, the water will be hot when we take a bath. Of course, we all put it on the stool to dry the water , afraid that the dog will drink it for us.

Ji Lang is hot and I am hot too, and he is shirtless again.

But I won’t say anything anymore, this person is probably yang in nature, he started running around naked in April, and let him sleep with his shirt on in June, he might fight me again.

And I was also very hot. After Ji Lang finished washing, I hurried in to wash. After washing, I only wore a pair of big beach pants and came out.

I also want to wipe my hair and walk out, handsome and sexy.

I am very precious about my hair, and my hair is longer than Ji Lang. I think I am very stylish and handsome, and I have always kept going to the barber shop for a finishing touch every two weeks.

Ji Lang seemed to have never seen a shirtless man before. When he saw me, he covered his mouth exaggeratedly, "You...why don't you wear a shirt?"

"Are you wearing it now?" Looking at his surprised expression, he probably wore the emperor's new clothes, anyway, I couldn't see what he was wearing.

"No... I don't think a person like you can go shirtless." Ji Lang explained dryly.

me?What's wrong with me?

I think he is too hard on me, just because he thinks I am such a person, I am not good? "I still think that people like you can't really learn, don't you learn too?"

"You...why are you doing this? Didn't you make my study plan? You won't let me sleep until I finish it. Why do you still have to talk to me after I learn it?" Ji Lang complained.

His dog son followed suit, "Wow, woof, woof", I think this family can't accommodate me anymore.

In fact, although I always say that Ji Lang is studying hard, I am very happy for him in my heart. It is always right to learn well by yourself. Ji Lang even gave him the study plan I made for him. His mother saw it, and my aunt praised me for being serious, and she insisted on seeing the two of us.

I was very happy, but I didn't want to see my aunt. Fortunately, Ji Lang stopped me. He knew that I was not very good at getting along with my parents.

"Okay, then you should study hard and see if you can improve ten places at the end of the semester." If it weren't for his bragging that would hurt my reputation as a top student, I would be willing to be used by him to be his academic partner. Stepping stone?

Ji Lang didn't say anything, and started to clean up his dirty clothes on the small sofa.

After living with him for a long time, I realized that after his clothes accumulated to the point where he could not wear them in reincarnation, they would be taken away by Chen Haokong. He chose to let Chen Haokong’s washing machine wash them for him, and then let his Haokong irons give them to him when they were dry. send it back.

Several times, Ji Lang kindly invited me to wash clothes at Chen Haokong's house, and Chen Haokong also expressed his willingness to let his washing machine serve his male god, but I can't do this kind of thing, and I don't know where Ji Lang came from He asked others to help him with his face, and he was not afraid that Chen Haokong's mother would laugh at him.

Ji Lang knew that I was embarrassed, and later insisted on buying a washing machine in the dormitory to use together, but I firmly refused him.

Summer clothes are so easy to wash, they can be washed in less than 5 minutes, they can be dried in the yard at night, and they can be worn directly after waking up in the morning. It is a miracle that he can be so lazy.

He still needs to buy an air conditioner. I advised him to put away his young master’s style. The main reason is that the landlord does not allow us to make other modifications to the attic. He is afraid that the wall will be smashed. The compensation will be complicated, and he will have to pay electricity bills. The landlord has rented out the house for so many years and has never seen such a hypocritical boy.

I don't want to be talked about behind my back by the landlord. I think it's enough to have a fan, so he has no choice but to give up.

After I took a shower, Ji Lang also packed up his dirty clothes, a big bag.

He put his clothes away, and muttered in a low voice, "Hey, it's strange, why do I always feel that my underwear is missing?"

He brought a lot of underwear, too many to count, how did he find that there were few?

"..." I don't know what he is talking about.

Ji Lang's doubts persisted for several days.

Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer, and came to me and asked, "Hao Yu, are you wearing the wrong underwear? I think..."

Me: "It's too unfair, I'm not as careless as you."

Let’s not talk about whether the model can be correct, but I don’t bother to touch any of Ji Lang’s clothes, of course it is dirty clothes, let alone such personal things as underwear, Hao Yu is not such a person.

"Is that Gouzi tearing it up for me?" Ji Lang ran to Gouzi and pointed at it again, "Gouzi! Did you tear my underwear?"

"Wow, woof!" Gouzi ran happily to Ji Lang's feet, begging to be stroked, "Woof, woof!"

"Rolling..." Ji Lang pushed it away with his foot, and started looking for pieces of his underwear in the terrace yard, but found nothing.

"There's nothing..." Ji Lang asked me later, "Could it be blown away by the wind? I always feel that my underwear is shrinking one by one... This is terrible."

"..." His imagination is really rich.

"No, I didn't wash my underwear before drying it out, how could it be blown away by the wind." Ji Lang's analysis made sense.

But, how did he justly say that he has never washed his underwear.

He wasn't unwashed either.

Ji Lang still does the laundry. After all, he is so old. It is embarrassing to let Chen Haokong's washing machine wash his underwear together, so his underwear is washed together when he can summon five dragons.

That being said, Ji Lang's underwear was still disappearing day by day. He asked me at first, but then stopped.

I don't know that Ji Lang's family is so rich and he is so lazy, why doesn't he wear disposable underwear?It doesn't even need to be washed, but it still looks rough, why not wear it?

"Why don't you wear disposable underwear, so you don't have to wash them, and you don't have to look for them even if you lose them," I said.

Ji Lang shook his head seriously, "No, my mother said to be frugal, especially clothes, which need to be recycled, and underwear to be worn every day, so it's always a waste."

"..." Facing Hao's explanation, I was really speechless this time.

"Besides, even if you can throw it away once, you can't let it go. Think about it, the underwear you wear always disappears inexplicably, and it's scary, right? Who knows what the other party is thinking? Maybe it's because of satisfaction What about some of his quirks?" Ji Lang tilted his head to look at me, like a wicked dog.

I found out that Ji Lang has turned bad, is he mocking me for stealing his underwear?

I'm not a psycho, I'm not, I won't admit it, I'm not.