Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"Why are you telling me these things? Why don't you just prepare two pairs of underwear and throw away the rest. When the time comes, one wears the other and washes them, and the two are rotated until they are all worn out before buying new ones. Look at them." Will they still be lost?"

Certainly not lost.

Ji Lang didn't agree with my statement, "It's too much trouble, you have to wear and save things like underwear."

"You have so many underwear, of course you can't see it, buy a few less and keep it simple." I advised.

Ji Lang: "You don't understand the joy of having a lot of underwear."

"……"forget it.

This day, as usual, Ji Lang took a shower first, and I went in for a quick shower after he finished.

After I came out, Ji Lang went into the bathroom again.

He didn't know what he was doing inside, and he made a "clanking" sound. After a while, he came out and called me, "Don't move."

I stopped brushing my hair and looked at him, "What's wrong?"

"Do you dare let me examine your body?" he asked me.

"No...too daring..." I withdrew my hand from wiping my hair.

It was hot, and Ji Lang's hair was wet when he just took a shower, and his hair was already dry when I came out of the shower. He was still naked, with a muscular upper body, and he was wearing floral underpants that were almost the same style as mine. It looks like everything is no different than usual.

But...he said he wanted to check my body...

This, isn't this request a bit too much?Can you allow me to think about it once, because his behavior has exceeded the range that normal people can understand.

"Why do you want to check my body?" I took a step back, and Ji Lang followed suit, "Hao Yu, don't be afraid, I have no other intentions."

The more he explained it like this, the more I felt... there was something wrong with him.

"Ji Lang, if you have something to say, talk it out...You can't move your hands, you know." We have been together for so long, and we have almost regarded each other as our own iron, but for me, it still weighs [-] pounds I can't let go of the burden of idols.

For example, I will not burp, fart, pick my feet, pick my nose, etc. in front of him... But in front of Ruan Xuehai, although I will restrain myself, I will not strictly control myself not to do these things that will damage my image like in front of Ji Lang things.

For a while, my stomach was uncomfortable, I was always flatulent, and I would secretly go to the toilet... Hey, let’s not talk about it, anyway, it’s a typical life to save face and suffer.

Ji Lang, on the other hand, doesn't care for his handsome face at all. When we read together with the desk lamp on at night, I often see him crazily scratching his feet... It is said that a serious man is the most handsome, but he lowers his head and indulges in scratching I really can't get enough of the look of the feet.

Although he will wash his hands after picking, I think he doesn't respect me... It's not that his behavior of picking feet in bright light is disrespectful and impolite to me, and I'm not that stupid, but I think Maybe in Ji Lang's heart, I'm like the kind of person that girls don't deserve to wash their hair before going out to meet their friends.

This powerless frustration.

Does Ji Lang really lose any face in front of me now?

"I didn't do anything," Ji Lang spread his hands, "I'm asking for your opinion, right?"

"Then I refuse?" I asked.

Ji Lang didn't walk away, and approached me towards the toilet door, "Hao Yu, I rarely ask you."

Me: "...you don't know how to ask so many questions, why don't you ask too few questions?"

"That's not it." Ji Lang shook his head and looked at me condescendingly, "Is it hard to be misunderstood?"

"Yes……"

Ji Lang smiled evilly again, "You don't want me to misunderstand you all the time, you see, it's just the two of us here, and I keep losing my underwear..."

"I told you it wasn't me." Why didn't he believe it? Our landlord still has the key here. There are two little girls living in the attic next to us. The terraces of our two attics are connected. Maybe they turned it over and stole it. gone.

No matter how bad it is, the dog will be eaten by him. Anyway, he can't wrong me just because I am his roommate.

"I don't want to do this either, but I can't help it, Hao Yu, aren't you panicking? Two young boys live in a precarious attic, and their underwear is shrinking every day... and they are still worn, just ask you Are you scared?"

"..." What he said was really frighteningly frightening. I, a young boy in my prime, said that I was frightened, "I'm not afraid, I didn't lose it."

"So," Ji Lang stretched out a hand against the wall behind me. This posture is the legendary wall-dong. Unfortunately, the issues we discussed were not so beautiful. He continued, "Why are two young boys in bloom? , only one of them is throwing panties?"

"Maybe it's because he has a lot of underwear, and I only have a few." Could there be any reason, maybe it was because he didn't like to wash his underwear, and someone was punishing him.

"No, no, Hao Yu, let me check it," Ji Lang insisted, "The underwear I just took off just now...you go in and take a shower and it's gone, what do you think..."

Did he suspect that I ate it.

I finally gave up resisting, "Do I have a backpack on me? I'm only wearing a pair of underpants, there's nowhere to put them."

I showed Ji Lang my floral underpants.

Ji Lang smiled, pulling his mouth fork to the side, thinking that the smile was fascinated and confused all his life, but in fact it was no different from the expression of a dog begging for food.

"You're only wearing underpants? No panties?" He looked down to see the edge of my panties, "I've seen it all."

I'm showing the edge of my white underwear, but the underwear is black, and it's still a bit of a low-waist style. Because the beach pants don't lift too high, it will look a bit flirty. It's just that I like this style, nothing else the meaning of.

Me: "Yes, you have so many underwear, can't I wear one?"

"Of course I can wear it. Let me see if you're wearing two pairs, okay?" Ji Lang raised his eyebrows at me.

Okay, anyway, this guy just thinks I'm wearing his underwear, "Look," I turned the side of my underwear inside out, revealing my bare, naked waist, "I'm not wearing your clothes."

I don't know how perverted I am in Ji Lang's mind to be able to wear his underwear.

"No," Ji Lang took another small step forward, I had nowhere to retreat, he lowered his head and whispered in my ear, "Let me see if you have hidden my underwear on your body."

"..." The beach pants have pockets, but they are only the size of two steel coins. Could he be too cautious? "impossible."

"Hao Yu, why are you blushing?"

I turned my face away, "You're too close, it's so hot today, it's steaming."

"So it's like this, maybe it's because you're wearing two underwear?" Ji Lang guessed.

"Hehe, you can find whatever you want." That's all I can say.

Ji Lang touched my trouser pocket with his fingers and scratched it. His thumb was so hot, he rubbed against me through the trousers, and it was itchy. I couldn't help but say, "Your panties are so small that I can fit them in." trouser pocket and not be seen?"

He lost his underwear but not his brain, not to mention that I really have no eccentricity to steal other people's underwear.

"You don't need to hide it in your trouser pocket," Ji Lang said, laughing, "Stand up straight."

I don't know what he wants to do, but he has been messing around for a long time because of his underwear. I decided to satisfy all his needs at once, and just ask him not to slander me for wearing his underwear in the future.

I stood up straight, with my back pressed against the wall, Ji Lang was so close to me, his breath seemed to be right in front of my eyes, it seemed like we had never been this close before.

Looking at people from my point of view, it is a bit of a test of his appearance, it is easy to turn his nostrils into the sky, but Ji Lang is really handsome...he is also handsome from this angle.

Ji Lang was also looking at me, and suddenly opened his mouth: "Wow, Hao Yu, your eyelashes are so long."

"Ji Lang, I advise you to find underwear quickly." I probably regard Ji Lang's IQ as being on the same level as Gouzi's, otherwise why would I agree to such a mentally retarded and unreasonable request.

Maybe I love him too much.

"Okay, I'll look for it." Ji Lang's chin was about to touch my forehead, he bent down and stretched his hands behind my waist, his palms pressed against my back waist, it was hot, this posture was like he was about to hug Live like I'm kissing?

Ji Lang made two "tsk tsk" sighs, "Look, there is such a big gap between your back and the wall, how high is your butt?"

"..." Fuck, what kind of reasoning is this!

"So, Xiaoyu, did you put my panties behind your butt?" Ji Lang had an expression that I knew would happen.

"..." MDZZ!I violently pushed Ji Lang away and pulled the edge of my underwear and pulled him to look in, "Look, open your dog eyes!"

Ji Lang took a wretched look at my groin, and when I even wanted to bend over to look again, I pulled up my pants, "Ji Lang, you are making trouble for no reason."

"No, it's because your butt is really sticky..."