Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

When Ji Lang said this, he was obviously suspected of being a hooligan.

"Stop making trouble for no reason." I said blankly.

Ji Lang saw that I really didn't look like I was joking, so he didn't dare to say anything, but just stepped aside honestly.

Still the same sentence, I just finished taking a shower and wanted to wash it again, so I could only sit at the end of the bed and pull the floor fan over to blow on my face.

"Your hair isn't dry yet, won't you get a headache?" Ji Lang asked me, and he wanted to pull my fan further away, but I stopped him.

"Yes." Anyway, I will fall asleep in a while, and the pain will stop when I fall asleep.

Ji Lang: "..."

"Let's put the dog outside on the terrace to blow the air. It's too hot in the house. I'm afraid it will crawl into my bed at night."

Joke, I made a mat, the dog has been greedy for a long time, the dog's paw tried to climb up many times, trying to climb to it, but when I thought of the nasty things it sneaked into my bed that night , I can't look directly at it.

If the dog can't come to my bed, he wants to sleep with Ji Lang, but Ji Lang sees that I won't allow it, so he still dare not let it go, so he can only send it outside.

"Ji Lang, hurry up and neuter the dog before it's in heat," I said.

Hearing this, Ji Lang was shocked, and then asked me inexplicably, "Why?"

"Why else, I'm afraid it's malnourished, sooner or later, anyway, you won't raise children for it."

"It's fine, let's wait another month," Ji Lang said, "The best time for a dog to be birth control is when it is five or six months old, and it will be a bit troublesome if it is later."

I heard the dog barking "Wow, woof, woof" outside, maybe it has felt that the happiness that is about to leave it will never come back.

It is definitely not my selfishness to neuter the dog. I swear to the dog in the name of a father, that after it is neutered, I will love it as much as before, and even love it even more.

Ji Lang went in and out of the bathroom three times without giving up, and finally came out and sighed heavily at me, "It's really crazy, I can't find it no matter what, don't say you think I'm crazy, I think I'm crazy. "

"Just get some sleep." I said casually.

"Hao Yu, you are too perfunctory in comforting people. Could it be that the missing underwear will come back after I sleep?"

I don't want to talk to him, it's none of my business.

Although I am already in the second year of high school, our school has not changed the physical education class to the math class in a frenzied manner, but for our healthy body, everyone must go to the playground for activities and not study in the classroom.

I can't be the first bird anymore, it's good to go out and have fun.

As soon as I went out, I met Ji Lang.

He seems to have been waiting for me at the door.

In the past, our two classes took physical education classes together, because it was a brother class, many teachers were the same, but we never said hello together before we met Ji Lang.

"Stop running, let's go to the canteen, I'll treat you to something to eat." Ji Lang said.

"I'll go too!" Chen Haokong yelled and ran all the way from Ji Lang's class.

My idol burden also followed, I couldn't help straightening my back, I saw Chen Haokong's infatuated eyes lingering on me, satisfied.

Ji Lang patted him on the head, "What's the matter with you, go for a run."

"Why don't you run away?" Chen Haokong complained.

Lai Wenle followed me with a dark face, "Hao Yu, you have changed, have you forgotten that I am the boy who needs your care the most?"

"... speak human language."

I almost forgot that Lai Wenle is usually nagging, has a lot of dramas, likes to speak sharply, commonly known as having no wink, and calls people ugly when he sees a fat person, which is very unpleasant, because I am too perfect, so he doesn't talk about me, That's why I can play with him. After all, people usually don't like being with honest people, it's too hurtful.

In the end, the four of us skipped the physical education class. The process of the physical education class is to start running laps as soon as class starts. English text.

There is no way, Lao Cao, although his teaching is not very good, but he likes to let everyone memorize the whole cloze, saying that it is a good thing.

When he asks a question, one person has to recite a paragraph, and whoever can’t stand behind him. Generally, it’s better for the person who recites the first paragraph, because he may only know the first paragraph, but it’s unlucky for the person who recites the last paragraph. , he may have all the skills in front of him, but he is just short of the last point, which is more unfair.

I’m still a while away, and I wanted to memorize it in physical education class, but so many people are hiding in the snack bar, drinking soda and eating ice cream like ice, I don’t want to go under the tree to be an ascetic.

Lai Wenle sat on a stool in the canteen, ate ice cream and looked up to me, "You don't even know how bad my impression of Ji Lang was before."

I turned my head to look at Ji Lang, and Ji Lang also looked at me innocently, this guy Lai Wenle... really didn't wink, his ice cream was bought by Ji Lang.

"Hao Yu, do you still remember that you didn't like Ji Lang at that time either. In the self-study class, we judged who was the most pretentious in the second year of high school. In the end, we agreed that Ji Lang was the well-deserved No. 1." I pull into the water.

"Can you talk less on such a hot day?" I tried to shut him up.

Ji Lang said, "Go ahead."

Chen Haokong pricked up his ears to listen.

Lai Wenle laughed out loud to himself, "Hao Yu said at that time that Ji Lang was so goddamned that every time he saw him in the corridor, he would be bumped by him every time. He was obviously not fat, but he couldn't walk away in one aisle. He also said that Ji Lang He can't stop urinating, and he will be sprayed all over the toilet."

"..."

I...that was the time when Ji Lang peed my shoes, I didn't fight him, and I couldn't swallow this breath in my heart. Later, when I said bad things about Ji Lang with Lai Wenle, I said it again...

Sure enough, people can't gossip behind their backs, so they must be punished.

I should absolutely never have to, I shouldn't have spoken to Lai Wenle.

Ji Lang turned his head to see that I was about to question me, so I handed him my ice cream obsequiously, "Blueberry flavor, do you want to eat it?"

Ji Lang probably didn't expect me to be so cowardly, and the speed of surrender was too fast. He was surprised, and then he opened his bloody mouth and bit away the sandwiched raisins in my ice cream.

Chen Haokong watched from the side and swallowed, but I was embarrassed to let him eat, and I don't know why.

Lai Wenle had a cheeky face: "I also want to eat raisins..."

"It's gone." I bit the last raisin, which was the place where Ji Lang ate, "Lai Wenle, it was you who first said you were afraid of Ji Lang, and then I casually said that he is quite scary. Didn't say anything I didn't like."

In fact, I seldom explain these things to others... If it were another person, I would go with Lai Wenle, but this is Ji Lang, I don't want Ji Lang to feel... I think he is a bad person, because we have been together for a long time You will know that although this guy is stupid, he is warm and kind-hearted, completely different from his usual ruffian style.

It looks like a salted duck egg, but it is actually a candy heart.

Lai Wenle: "Then you like him?"

"..." It's so strange to say, I just want to express the kind of love between two people compared to friends, but Lai Wenle asked like this, as if I want to confess my love to Ji Lang, in the end I can only say, " Ji Lang is pretty good."

Chen Haokong smirked beside him, "Brother Lang has been issued a good card."

"..."

"No, no, Brother Lang is a good guy," Lai Wenle finished eating the ice cream, "When I was not at the same table with Hao Yu, I actually felt that the most pretentious and aggressive person was not Ji Lang, but him, but after a long time, I found this He's quite funny, not as cold as he appears on the surface at all, this is the same as Brother Lang, you have to treat him well to understand."

"..." I didn't expect that in Lai Wenle's heart, I was also a pretending and forceful person. I should have thought of it.

Chen Haokong applauded like a silly son of a landlord, "It's so exciting, it feels like a character summary meeting."

Ji Lang: "Well, I think when I go back, I will have a good talk with Hao Yu about which of us is the most pretending and coercive."

I don't want to ignore him.

After physical education class, we went back to our respective classes. Ji Lang and I walked behind. He touched my arm with a happy expression, and whispered: "Yuzi, did you really not like me before? But what do I think? You noticed me before I moved to the attic, did you notice me because you didn't like me or did you care too much about me so..."

"Ji Lang, shut up, you're thinking too much."

Ji Lang was very obedient, "Okay, let's have a good talk when we get back from school tonight."