Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"Oh...well, isn't it, it looks like your underwear." I hesitated.

Ji Lang still couldn't believe it, and put the small iron bar in front of my eyes, "Why... it's my underwear?"

Of course it is yours, otherwise it could still be mine.

Water dripped down from the underpants, and some of it splashed on my feet, which were only wearing slippers. I took a step back and said, "Ji Lang, you are too sensitive."

Actually, I was a little scared, I was afraid that Ji Lang would beat me up...

Yes, I've always thrown his underwear away...the body was completely wiped out, because I threw it into the toilet and flushed it down, and there was no ashes left, without a trace.

But I didn't mean to...

Well, I did it on purpose.

I said before that Ji Lang likes to save dirty clothes and let Chen Haokong take them home to wash, because he is not too young now and knows how to save face, so he keeps his underwear to wash by himself.

But he just thought so, he never washed his underwear at all...

Really, he just threw them off wherever he wanted, not caring how I felt when I saw them.

When I went to the bathroom that day, I was playing with my mobile phone. When I was about to tear off the toilet paper behind me, I caught a piece of cloth. I was about to wipe my butt before I realized that it was Ji Lang's underwear...

It hasn't been washed yet, you say I'm holding it in my hand to scare people.

This happened not only once, sometimes my washed socks and underwear are placed on the towel rack, the main point is the washed clothes, but every time I go to change them, I find that Ji Lang has not washed them The underwear and the things I just washed are closely folded together, and the unknown damp fabric is tightly next to my clean underwear.

I tactfully reminded him many times that he must wash his underwear frequently.

He doesn't listen, he doesn't seem to have ears at all.

I'm not a good person, I can't help him with underwear, and I won't be a parent to educate him, I can do whatever I like, and then Ji Lang's underwear fell off the towel rack and hit my tooth bowl, Right on top of my toothbrush head.

I was suddenly furious, my face was flushed, and my heart was full of anger. I didn't know how to vent it, so I picked up his underwear and threw it into the toilet, and then flushed it down.

One word, cool.

It's so cool, it's indescribable.

Later, every time I saw Ji Lang anxiously looking for underwear, I couldn't help myself, and I would throw one away if he didn't wash it for a day.

I believe that when he has only two pairs of underwear left, he will choose to wash one and wear another.

It's just that things didn't go as planned, he didn't throw it happily today, and his underwear blocked the toilet.

"Why?" Ji Lang stared, and threw the underwear on the iron bar into the wastebasket next to him.

"Because..." I slowly exited the bathroom, "You never wash..."

I have no confidence, it is too much for him not to wash his underwear, but it seems even more excessive for me to throw his underwear. He lost his property and was mentally intimidated. I often suggest that his underwear was stolen by our landlord and the little girl next door .

Even Gouzi, I feel sorry for him, he may be the biggest blamer for this underwear incident, Ji Lang once had the idea of ​​inducing him to vomit so that he could spit out his underwear.

Forget it, let Ji Lang buy it delicious food later to compensate it.

"I don't wash my underwear?" Ji Lang raised his eyebrows, "I... I'm... saving it, it's my personal hobby... so many underwear, you throw them into the toilet one by one, wouldn't your heart hurt? "

"It hurts...but I feel uncomfortable looking at it, so I don't feel uncomfortable after throwing it away." Look, I am also quite unreasonable.

"You..." Ji Lang looked at me "you" for a long time, and suddenly stepped forward to hug me, "You scared me to death... I really thought someone came to our house to steal my underwear..."

"..."

He is still wronged?

"Hao Yu, don't lie to me. If you like throwing away, I'll buy a few more for you."

"..." The conscience of heaven and earth, I definitely didn't throw his underwear because I like to throw it, I really don't have that hobby, "Please, don't buy it, can't you wear two pairs instead?"

"Okay, then when you have a request, can you be tough on me? If you ask me to only have two pairs of underwear, won't I agree? If you insist that I have to wash my underwear, will I agree? You have to be brave and say Come up with your own ideas, Hao Yu."

"..." MDZZ, please go away, I really doubt that mental retardation is contagious.

I didn't say anything, I pushed Ji Lang away and lay back on the bed lazily, I couldn't breathe because of his sudden embrace, it was so hot.

After this incident, I also discovered that Ji Lang's pampering to me, you can call it pampering, has almost no bottom line, and his bottom line can be lowered as much as I go too far.

"Hao Yu, don't be angry." Ji Lang turned off the light in the toilet.

"Ah?" Am I angry? I thought it was him.

Ji Lang: "If you think I don't like washing underwear, just say, I will definitely change. I don't have any other advantages, but I can correct my mistakes. It's not annoying. If you say me, I won't turn my face."

I can see it, maybe Ji Lang looked very prickly and difficult to get along with when we first got along, but in fact this guy... is really stupid.

Ji Lang continued, "But it's only for you. I'm going to hit someone if someone says something about me."

"..."

Ji Lang turned on and off our lamps, "Are you going to recite tonight?"

Why do I think he's in a good mood?Is it cool to be thrown panties?I feel hairy in my heart.

"I'll play with my mobile phone for a while, you can recite it, and you will review three lessons later." I said.

"Can I not review politics, I will get sleepy very quickly." Ji Lang bargained.

It was the wrong way for him to try to act like a spoiled child to me. I will never soften my heart to a local dog like him, "No, it seems that you won't get tired of memorizing history. Remember to consolidate it when you read it tomorrow morning. You forgot too much." Soon."

Ji Lang could only obey obediently.

Ji Lang recited without making a sound, and he recited it silently very quickly, just like me, which can be commended.

However, although he doesn't make a sound, his fan is really annoying. The floor fans we both use are left by the previous tenants. The one I use is relatively new, and there is nothing wrong with it for the time being. Bought by a tenant from a long time ago, it's falling apart.

When the fan is running, there will be a slight harsh noise. This sound has been barely audible for the past two days, and now I can’t sleep when I hear it. I have reached the limit of patience, "Ji Lang, do you still have money?"

Ji Lang stopped silently and turned to look at me, "Yes, have you been notified again?"

"..." He even teased me, and said boldly, "Can you buy a new fan?"

"Why? I'm cool now." Ji Lang raised his voice.

At my suggestion, we each bought a small summer mat. Although we couldn’t lie on it because we were too tall, we must learn to be content. Ji Lang seemed very content, and he didn’t even want to change the worn-out old fan.

"Your fan is so loud, I think it's falling apart."

"Didn't you teach me to be frugal?" Ji Lang asked.

Is he really willing to listen to me or play with me depending on his mood?

"Didn't you say it just now? If I have a request, I will mention it. Will you do it? Why are you so serious now?"

"Well, I like the fan," he said.

I:"……"

Ji Lang's sudden sadness.

I don't even know what there is to like about a broken fan.

Ji Lang whispered: "Actually, there used to be a fan in my grandma's house that was the same as this one. When the switch was turned on, the fan would make a sound similar to this one, but it didn't make this sound. Later my grandma passed away..."

"Okay, I was wrong, don't change..." I admit defeat.

I put on the earphones to try not to hear the sound, but Ji Lang acted as if he hadn’t heard the recitation, and after a while he said, "I don't like this sound either, if you can't bear it..."

"It's okay, I think it affects your endorsement."

Ji Lang became happy, "No, no."

After a while, Ji Lang stopped reciting and started playing with his phone.

It's not that I've been secretly watching what he's doing, it's that I'm bored.

I really want to read serial novels on the Internet right now. I like novels about fairy tale cultivation. When I was a child, I always felt that I could fly, and I dug a big hole for myself to jump down day after day, trying to die suddenly one day. Light as a swallow, but I didn't fly until the end. Fortunately, there are novels to satisfy my unfulfilled wish.

But my self-control is not good, I can stay up until dawn after reading a novel, even close to the morning reading time, which hurts my body, kidneys and eyes, and I still feel sleepy in class.

No way, I can only browse the forum casually, and then I found a very popular post nearby, and pushed it to my homepage.

The poster's ID is "Two Men and One Dog", and the theme is [I always feel that my roommate is tempting me, does he have any thoughts about me? 】