Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

My fingers were shaking.

To be honest, at that moment, I really suspected that this post was made by me, because I felt that Ji Lang was tempting me all the time, and this ID...don't you think it fits me well?

Of course, he called "two men and one dog", obviously I am more suitable for "one man and two dogs".

However, the person who posted this post was really someone else.

It's been a while since this post, the earliest update time... Let me figure it out... probably a few days after Ji Lang just moved into the attic?

However, I'm not sure if this person is Ji Lang, but I still brushed it up with excitement.

Let's analyze the title first.

First of all, his narcissism can be read between the lines. He said, "I always feel that my roommate is tempting me." This is his personal feeling, how can it be posted as a basis?And the line "Does he have something in mind for me?"

That's his personal guess as well, but just because he's self-obsessed and he's posting questions about his innocent roommate makes me wonder about his motives.

Then I click on the text.

[Original: As in the title, the host had to move out of the dormitory because of a small mistake some time ago, and found a co-tenant, this is the roommate, I suspect he likes me, male lz. 】

[Second floor: What's wrong?Probably because the base was discovered, happy to hear.jpg]

[Third floor: There are too many LZ dramas, I feel that your roommate Chrysanthemum will not be safe, laugh around.jpg]

[Fourth floor: add one upstairs]

What to do, from the first sentence, I seem to be sure that this person is Ji Lang...

I was very excited, very excited, my fingers were trembling... I thought it was the bottom line for him to live broadcast our attic life at Chen Haokong's place before, but I didn't expect him to pick up our daily life on the hot post...

He thought I liked him?I didn't expect Ji Lang to act like a silly dog ​​and think a lot in his mind.

Hehe, no matter whether I like him or not, and no matter what will be said next, I have to register a trumpet first, and I will swear to the death that I will beat this host to death.

[Original: Don’t be crooked upstairs, listen to me first, Orz, your head is getting big]

[Sixth floor: Brothers, talk less, let the boss play the role first! 】

[Landlord: Go away!Let me tell you first, the thing is like this, in fact, I didn't want to share the room with my current roommate, cute.jpg]

I didn't expect Ji Lang to have two faces... He seemed like he didn't want to share the rent with me at first, but the problem is not with me, it's too broken in this broken attic.

[Eighth floor: Let's go, the boss has already got the truth, he probably fell in love with his roommate at first sight, the roommate is fine, the boss should not have woken up yet, um, fat hearted and cold.jpg]

[Ninth floor: Brother 8, the real emperor, you guys really know how to play, interesting and interesting.jpg]

【Landlord: I'm going to be angry】

[Original: Let me continue. I met my roommate in school before. He is usually aloof, and he may be a bit of a student. 】

[Twelfth Floor: Are you sure they are roommates and not gay friends?I don’t think he’s a stranger, maybe he just doesn’t want to talk to you, hhh]

[Original: We are still roommates, please don’t think about it]

[Fourteenth floor: The boss is dishonest, why are you posting, isn't it just to make us think about it?Smile.jpg]

[Original: Don’t be like this, I’m going to blush. I doubt that my roommate likes me for no reason. Anyway, at the beginning, I think he blush easily when he sees me, and his earlobes are also particularly red, very cute]

[The sixteenth floor: Bend it, may I ask which straight man's eyes can spot his male roommate's cute red earlobes? 】

【Landlord: I don't want to talk to you】

[Original: Later he insisted on putting a study table between our beds, as if to prevent me from finding out that he was peeping at me. 】

[Nineteenth Floor: Is someone here to save the actor?no fuck talk.jpg]

[Original poster: In short, there are many things that you didn’t expect. I think it’s amazing. Let’s talk about it slowly. 】

Only then did I know that Ji Lang usually looks silly, but in fact he has a lot of inner activities, and he has many other faces that make people... caught off guard.

Now I want to give Ji Lang the actor trophy that was awarded to Lai Wenle before, he deserves it.

I registered an ID "One Man, Two Dramatic Dogs". I want to bookmark the post. It has been updated to more than 100 pages and I can't finish reading it. The popularity is very hot. It seems that this poster will soon have more than [-] fans.

Mix it up, I want to see what Ji Lang is thinking about every day.

When I turned over in bed and was about to analyze Ji Lang's inner world carefully, Ji Lang suddenly screamed "Ah" over there. I was a little scared. Would it be possible that I would be discovered if I browsed posts as a tourist now?

"What's wrong?" I sat up.

Ji Lang sat up slowly from the mat with his bare upper body, and said aggrievedly: "Hao Yu, this mat...has thorns, I was stabbed in the back just now..."

"..." When I bought his summer mat, I also ordered one for him. Why is it that he is prone to piss when mine is fine?Are all dramatists like this?

"Come and see." He called me.

I can only close the post, and double-checked to bookmark the post before closing, but I didn't follow him, because I was still immersed in the shock that he turned out to be a boy who was eager to pay attention, this person is too inflated.

Ji Lang was facing the wall, his back was facing me, I bent the desk lamp to shine on his back, "Let me see, I'll go...you are..."

The bamboo sticks on his mat fell apart, and the small bamboo sticks on the mat like barbs, as if Ji Lang's buttocks rubbed forward and caused the mat to lift up.

Several thorns had penetrated into Ji Lang's back, half a centimeter through the outer skin, several thorns, scary.

"You are so rough and thick, you can still be pierced by bamboo thorns." I couldn't help but sigh.

"Shut up, don't you feel bad, do it for me." Ji Lang hummed softly.

I used my fingers with almost no nails to pinch a little bit on the head of the barb, and slowly pulled it out... Then I smoothly pulled out a bamboo stick as thick as a thin needle, and got out three in total.

"It hurts." Ji Lang was still aggrieved.

"Then let me apply some disinfectant to you, so as not to cause inflammation tomorrow." They are all in the medicine box Chen Haokong sent.

"It's okay." Ji Lang turned around, got out of bed and walked to the toilet, "I'll just flush it with water."

How can I do that? What if I can’t clean it?I followed behind him: "I'll wet you with a towel and wipe it off."

"Okay."

Ji Lang lay on the sink, bent his back and asked me to wipe him. They were all small wounds, but they were not that serious. After wiping, he was asked to go to sleep.

"I can't sleep." Ji Lang said.

"Why?" I asked.

Ji Lang lowered his head, "My fan is really noisy...and the mat has thorns in many places, I'm afraid, I've never seen such a mat..."

He is really hypocritical, this dramatist may not know how to cheer in his heart.

I can only think of a way: "Then turn off your fan, remove the mat, and replace it with a new one tomorrow."

Ji Lang: "What? Are you trying to heat me to death?"

Seeing his stunned expression, I said again, "If you want to miss your grandma, then take this broken fan back to your home."

Anyway, it was abandoned by the previous tenant.

"No," Ji Lang shook his head, "But I can't sleep tonight, and if I can't sleep, don't even try to sleep."

"..." He not only plays a lot, but also has a lot of things. It's none of my business, "Then can I change my fan to shaking head mode? Share a night with you."

"No, the cool breeze doesn't matter, I still can't sleep because of the heat, why is your mat okay?" He stroked my bed back and forth with his hands, as if he suspected that I bought him a bad one on purpose Mat.

I don't need this.

"Sleep as soon as you sleep, and I don't dawdle on the mat." I said.

Ji Lang didn't speak. After a while, he sat down on my bed, "Then I don't care, let's squeeze together tonight."

"...No." I refused.

"No matter," Ji Lang fished the fan over to blow on my bed, and then rested his head on my pillow, and patted the half of the bed that was vacant, "Hao Yu, Come up quickly, brother coax you to sleep."