Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

He talks a lot.

From Ji Lang's surprise when he saw me, to his expressionless face later, to the last picture of "Abba is very disappointed in you", "Aren't you? Hao Yu, why do you use your mobile phone in class?"

"..." Because I want to read your post?Am I one of your thousands of loyal fans?

Can't say can't say.

"Hao Yu." Ji Lang looked at me, his mouth seemed to be open for a long time, and he didn't know what he was going to say, so he sighed heavily.

Me: "What?"

Ji Lang scratched his head: "Hey, I saw you put your phone on the table this morning."

Lai Wenle leaned out half of his body again: "Brother Lang, he played with me."

Ji Lang frowned and glared at Lai Wenle: "Then don't let him look at your phone from now on, once he finds out he will confiscate it from you."

Lai Wenle retracted his neck again, and became cowardly in a second, and he still didn't forget to refer to me again: "He also played it when he was studying for the quiz last night."

I:"……"

"..." Ji Lang had an expression of "the old father is really disappointed in you" at the moment.

Lao Cao came out after class, walked to the door and stood with his hands behind his back, furious, "Hao Yu, you guys go to the office for me, what do you look like with a hippie smile!"

"..." So many people called my name.

Why is it always me who gets hurt, I don't accept it.

Ignoring Ji Lang any more, I turned and went to the office.

To be honest, when Ji Lang saw me standing outside because I didn't memorize the text, I was really... ashamed, and I didn't have the confidence to urge him to memorize the text in the future.

Lao Cao trained all of us bloody in the office, and it was my turn in the end. This process was really tormenting.

I know that he left me on purpose, Lao Cao waved his hand, "The rest go back, Hao Yu, stay here."

Everyone left, and I took another step towards Lao Cao.

Old Cao: "Hao Yu."

"kindness."

Old Cao: "Hey."

Everyone has a look of "Baby, Dad is very disappointed in you".

"Hao Yu, is it inconvenient for you to live off-campus? Something on your mind?" Lao Cao asked.

Probably since my last fight, Lao Cao felt that I was in a very impetuous mood. In fact, it’s okay, the love has just begun... Who can’t go away for two days, I study hard to find a like-minded and great partner in the future, now I met it earlier... I really can't let it go.

I also want to work hard, and likewise, I am also desperate.

Me: "Teacher, I'm fine."

Lao Cao: "If your grades in the next final exam don't drop, then it will be considered that the teacher has spent all these years teaching in vain."

Lao Cao took a sip of tea to moisten his throat.

Can I refute him?No, maybe Lao Cao is right.

I bowed my head and stopped talking.

In fact, I don't know if the grades will drop or not, but the ranking will definitely drop, especially this time, at least I don't have other top students working hard, and there are all kinds of messes in my mind, so I should be overtaken by others.

"Don't be dazed, you know how important it is to be in the third year of high school? There are dark horses, but there are also ones that plummet. Hao Yu, you must not take chances." Lao Cao was heartbroken.

"I know." I lowered my head, my cervical spine hurting.

It seems that in the future, you still have to mix well, get out, and stand out, otherwise every day in the future will be like now, everyone will bow their heads like a grandson, the toast will accompany the drink, and the one who punishes the drink, and the boss will kill you if you say a word Drinking, desperately pretending to be a grandson.

Just like it is now.

Of course, I am not targeting Lao Cao. I am always grateful to Lao Cao. First, our family has never given him a gift, and second, he does not owe our family money. Lao Cao himself does not have a sense of class honor. He usually cleans the class. Poor hygiene, he was named and criticized for talking indiscriminately in the class at a meeting, he was not at ease about these.

He is a very strange person.

Although Lao Cao's teaching methods are not very good, but this class teacher is definitely competent. We are all sophomores, and he has never given up hope for the bottom three in the class. He should stand behind and stand out. Getting out there and asking questions and asking questions day in and day out... like a nightmare.

"Hao Yu, are you listening to me?" Lao Cao's voice came back to my mind, and I suddenly raised my head, distracted.

"Yes." I nodded.

Lao Cao reached out to touch his trouser pocket, looking like he wanted to smoke, and then looked at the female teachers around him. Remembering that this was the office, he withdrew his hand, "Hao Yu, are you still thinking about dating?"

"..."

As expected of an old fried dough stick, I, Xiao Xianrou, am willing to bow down.

"You and Xu Wenqian... It's not that the teacher said you, how sensitive is a girl's mind? Very sensitive! Stay away from her, bear with it and let it go, don't miss her all the time, I don't think she wants to study these days , I have to ask for leave to go home at every turn, and you are too, absent-minded."

Lao Cao analyzed a lot on his own, but he missed the idea at all.

"Yes, teacher, I see." Xu Wenqian may be distracted by my affairs, but I am not because of her, but I will not tell Lao Cao that I am because of Ji Lang.

This is ridiculous.

Lao Cao: "The teacher believes in your strength, the premise is that you don't give up on yourself."

"Okay." I nodded.

I won't give up on myself, Ji Lang is trying so hard to climb up, what am I.

When I came out of the office, I just rang the bell for the next class. I saw Ji Lang was still standing at the door of the classroom, probably wanting to see if I had come out, but before we could talk, Ji Lang's teacher passed by.

She is a female teacher who is still in the internship period. She just came here a while ago. She is very pretty. At most, she just graduated from graduate school. She has not been teaching independently for a long time, but although she is a teacher, she is more tender and cute than many girls in our school. There is also temperament, which is not of the same level at first glance.

Although I don't want to praise her like that.

The female teacher smiled sweetly, "Ji Lang, what are you doing, waiting for the teacher? Let's go to class."

She can also mingle with students, and many people like her.

Ji Lang nodded, "Hey, right away."

In the end, we didn't talk at all. I think the teacher values ​​Ji Lang very much. Seeing how hard he's been studying and asking questions recently, I can't help but show more love to him.

Sullen for a class.

"Let me look at your phone again..." I need to suck Ji Lang's post to calm down and make sure that he likes me. No matter how colorful the world around me is, no matter how many people have a crush on him, I need to make sure He likes me.

What Lao Cao said did not even blow a breeze in my mind.

"Don't be fucking poisoned," Lai Wenle couldn't believe it. "Do you want to stand outside all morning?"

"There is no class for Lao Cao, it's okay." I said.

Except for Lao Cao Fei who is so perverted that people recite cloze and fill in the blanks, I can answer the questions of other teachers' classes even if I fall asleep and stand up. Lao Cao is an exception on the road of my life.

Lai Wenle shook his head, "No, I think you've been bewildered recently. Who are you dating? I heard what Ji Lang said, he didn't even know you were playing on your phone, I thought you were texting him Woolen cloth.

"..." The imagination is really rich.

Lai Wenle lay on the table and turned to look at me, "Hao Yu, have you cheated? Who are you flirting with? Let me tell you, don't do it, I think Ji Lang looks like a big fool, although He is ruthless to other people, but when he meets you, he is like a farmer with no IQ who married Mei Jiao Niang, it is very pitiful, don't play around with him."

Go to your beautiful girl, go to your farmer.

I'm more tormented than Ji Lang, I'm distracted a little bit, Lao Cao can't wait to let me be known by the whole grade, if I have a little bit of lust, there will be a group of people rushing to kill me, brother My heart is very bitter.

"Would you let me use it?" I asked him.

Lai Wenle shook his head, "No, I'm hanging out with Brother Lang, and I will supervise you for him."

... Lai Wenle is not a dog's leg, he is just an idiot. In other words, there will be a strange magnetic field between the actor and the actor, causing them to attract each other?I found that Lai Wenle admired Ji Lang very much. Did he feel that Ji Lang's refined personality was better than him?

Lai Wenle didn't let me play with my mobile phone, so I could only listen to the class with peace of mind. Ji Lang didn't come to see me when get out of class was over, and we went back together when school was over at noon.

Ji Lang: "The treadmill will come tomorrow, and they have to come to install it."

Me: "Oh."

"I might have to come back and open the door for them... just a moment, I'll go back to class after the installation is complete." He hesitated.

"understood."

Is Ji Lang reporting his whereabouts to me, because I said last time that he went to hug the little milk dog and didn't learn anything?

Hey, I found out, this guy Ji Lang... is really likable, he knows how to do things, he is good at pampering people, even if he does something wrong, he will pay careful attention to it if you tell him.

But, am I the only one who cares so much, afraid that he will attract more people to like him because he is so good?Am I a bit dark and mean?I wish I was the only one who knew what a wonderful person Ji Lang was.

It's strange, I don't have a big aunt, why do I like being sentimental so much recently...

Back in the dormitory, Ji Lang repeatedly told me not to go to dinner with Shao Mingan, otherwise I would stand up next time I was asked to memorize the text, I felt very embarrassed.

I pretended to go to the bathroom and went in with my phone.

Squatting on the toilet like an addiction that I can't quit, I read Ji Lang's sentence "I can treat him well no matter what the relationship is. He studies so well, he can't be delayed by me. There will be opportunities in the future" three times , I want to make sure that Ji Lang is waiting for me.

The bottom of Ji Lang's post is full of reminders. I clicked into my own post out of boredom, and I was taken aback. A group of people asked me [Is the big dog castrated today? 】

In other words, everyone is really cruel.

[Original poster: Thank you for your concern, I am too busy at the moment to castrate the dog. 】

[Second floor: This is not the point, does anyone think the host's ID is familiar? 】

[Third floor: One man and two actors... Fuck, I'm so familiar... Who's here...]

[Fourth floor: Thinking about it, I'm terrified, trembling.Even a beautiful girl like me can’t stand it anymore.jpg]

[Fifth floor: What are the people upstairs talking about?Can't understand.Take table.jpg]

[Sixth Floor: Brother Fifth, didn't you follow another very popular post?The host is gay, showing affection every day, ID is "two men and one dog", and the host is a loyal dog, although he is more stupid and two-sided, very similar to the big dog described by the host, And the ID fans of the two are like.Open your mouth to eat Amway.jpg]

[Landlord: I don’t understand what you are talking about. ] I want to know where you got all the emoticons, if I have one, I will post ten in a row to cover up my panic.

[Eighth floor: @两个男人一狗, fuck the master!Come and watch this post, does it look like you and Xueba's daily life! 】

Fuck... the action on the eighth floor is too strong!What is he doing, Ait Jilang!

Damn... I'm so scared, I'm really scared, will people be more suspicious if I get my title now?I've never been in contact with this kind of thing, and I'm a little confused right now.

So I secretly changed my ID and changed it to "sleep late" by writing casually.

[Ninth floor: Brother 8, don't scare the host, he just records the daily life of his two dogs.See how reasonable it is.jpg]

[Tenth Floor: No, I’ve suspected it for a long time. The boss said that he has been working for a year, and judging from his words and deeds, he should be regarded as a successful person, at least he has graduated from university. Then, an elite Male, working for a year, can raise two dogs, financial situation is good, no girlfriend around...]

[Eleventh Floor: A high-quality elite man without a girlfriend... You give me a really different feeling.jpg]

[Twelfth floor: Shit, come and see, everyone, what you found here... Holland Mannerism Crowd.jpg]

[Old Landlord: Please everyone, don’t guess, I’m really working, big dog... take him to castration right away. 】

Ignoring the next reply, I went out from the toilet.

Seeing that Ji Lang was also playing with his mobile phone, my little heart tightened, and I was so tight that I couldn't walk.

Could he have seen the news of being @?

But he's a careless person... With so many fans, so many people like him every day, he shouldn't have seen my message, right?

I'm really... restless, I don't know what I'm guilty of, I didn't confess my love to him, and I didn't speak ill of him...but I was just scared.

Maybe it's shyness.

vomit.

"Did you drink the yogurt? You said you were constipated and didn't admit it. What's the embarrassment? Who is making fun of you?" As soon as I came out of the toilet, Ji Lang crackled a lot at me.

"Drink it." Wronged.

When I took a nap, I consciously went to sleep in Ji Lang. He put on the blindfold for me, and then said to me in the tone of an old father: "Don't play with your mobile phone in class in the future, don't be disobedient."

"Oh."

Just for a while, I fell asleep wronged. After half an hour of sleep, I felt like I slept for three hours. I was very full. I woke up very happy. I kept listening, listening, learning, learning, writing and writing like chicken blood.

Lai Wenle: "...Don't be..."

"To shut up."

Thinking of half of my ID being picked up by someone, I need to learn to run through my brain. I have to learn to forget myself in order to forget the annoyance that the post is about to be discovered.

When returning to the dormitory for evening self-study, Ji Lang walked in front of me. He lifted up the hem of his short sleeves, revealing his thin waist and abdomen, showing off his good figure naked.

I asked, "Why did you lift up your clothes?"

Ji Lang looked around, the roads in the community were very narrow, and the street lights were in disrepair. Occasionally, a few girls passed by and couldn't see anything. It was dark everywhere, "Why, it's so hot."

Ji Lang pulled his hem with both hands to make a fanning movement. I probably have too good eyesight. I saw his sweaty neck and lower back, short stubble hair, and his body was full of hormones.

It's over, I'm really in love with him.

He is so handsome.

I know that this kind of action is unsightly, rascal, and casual, but I just like it. Love blinds people and makes people blind.

I might be deaf and blind too.

If I were a different person, I might call him an unqualified hooligan.

Hey, I'm blind.

After taking a shower at night, the two of us faced each other and lay on the table to study. Ji Lang sighed, "Look at this study table."

Me: "Huh?"

"Is it like a long Milky Way, with you and me living on both sides?"

An embarrassing poem if you don't agree with each other?

Can't stand it.

I ignored him.

Ji Lang continued to sigh, "Life is so beautiful, throw away your broken bed tomorrow, and we won't be hindered by the Milky Way."

Is he hinting at me?

For example, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, like falling in love or something...

Not only is there no obstacle tomorrow, I have slept with him for several days, has he forgotten it?

I learned it for a while and couldn't continue. I had to go to the post to see if anyone picked me out, and I was worried all night.

Afraid that Ji Lang would hold on to my poor digestion, I simply got behind him and twisted to the left to play with my phone.

Behind the phone is Ji Lang's bare back. He just took off his shirt as soon as he entered the door.

Ji Lang's trousers are just ordinary sports trousers, they don't have any style, and the hem of the panties protrudes from the waist of the trousers, which looks like a dick, but I just think it's so sexy.

Love is terrible.

"Why do you always play with your mobile phone recently?" Ji Lang didn't turn to look at me, and lowered his head to write something.

"Nothing, bored." I opened the post.

Fortunately, Ji Lang probably didn't find my ID.

I opened the post he posted at noon today.

[Landlord: Depressed. 】

[Second floor: It should be, Xiu Enai is divided quickly... Well, why is such a funny person like the boss depressed? 】

[Third floor: Fear.jpg]

【Original: A boy in our class wants to invite him to dinner. 】

[Fifth Floor: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Sixth floor: Brother 5 is too much, is the host jealous?Hahahaha]

[Original: I don’t know, the main reason is that the boy likes him... How can I mess up their dinner?That guy has bad intentions, and even tried to get close to him by copying the materials, which angered Sanzang.jpg]

[Eighth floor: Touching the hair, the boss is also pitiful, Xueba is so popular, you must have worked hard.Let me laugh for a while.jpg]

But I'm also working very hard, even the teacher can take a look at Ji Langgao, he has already eaten all men, women and children, okay?

[Original: That's right, that boy... If I go directly to beat him... I don't care about my punishment, I'm afraid that people will know that I was beaten because of a bully, and I will be dragged out of something bad , really distressed. 】

[Tenth floor: The mentally retarded are distressed, it seems that the problem is very difficult, but why are you beating up, is the boss so rough in solving problems, the most important thing right now is to become a schoolmaster, let him belong to you completely. 】

[Eleventh floor: You are a top student. 】

[Twelfth floor: Go to Xueba. 】

[Thirteenth Floor: Schoolmaster. 】

[Fourteenth floor: Go to him. 】

【Landlord:...】

[Landlord: You are really the cruelest.Damn stimulation.jpg]

[The seventeenth floor: It’s not cruel, it’s very cool. Let’s give it a try. To conquer a man, the most important thing is to conquer his stomach. But for someone as good as Xueba, you have to conquer his body first. I don't know if the technology is bad or not. 】

[Original: I'm so shy, what should I do... Tongue kiss.jpg]

[Nineteenth floor: Why do you feel that masturbation has taken the initiative?I think he is going to take action...]

【[-]th Floor: Love to hear and see.jpg】

"Hao Yu, are you asleep?" Ji Lang asked me.

"No." I was swiping him to prepare for my post...

Looking further down, it's all about encouraging Ji Lang to post my comment, it's really eye-catching, I don't have eyes to read anyway...

I clicked into my post again and found that everyone was frying.

[First floor: Landlord, landlord, does anyone want to treat you to dinner recently? 】

[Second floor: Master!Is your puppy called Gouzi?A double chin that cannot be hidden in a smile.jpg]

[Third floor: Landlord, your big dog should have a good figure, right?And maybe abs? 】

[Fourth floor: You have the ability to open a post, you have the ability to respond!Hey hey hey.jpg]

[Fifth floor: Wipe my nosebleed quickly, I can already smell sugar, Mom is so lucky to be the mentally handicapped landlord next door. 】

[Sixth floor: Let me put a real hammer on it. The host said that his big dog is one year and five months old and has not been castrated yet. This is unscientific. Elites are very particular about raising dogs. Castration is right There are so many benefits of dogs, so I won’t go into detail one by one. As for why they haven’t been castrated… I’ll just smile.Converting Dagouzi’s age into months is 17 months. The mentally handicapped master next door is about 17 years old in high school this year, right?It just so happened that his puppy was also three months old. 】

[Seventh floor: Brother Conan on the sixth floor, don't leave, accept my knee!Erkang hand.jpg]

[Eighth floor: Da Gouzi has not been castrated for more than one year old... Is the host and Da Gouzi...]

[Ninth floor: Where is the master, 8th brother, don't describe it as so wretched, it makes the host seem to be in love with humans and animals (I'm looking forward to it?) The smile is getting more and more perverted.jpg]

[Old Landlord: Calm down, everyone... I'm not an elite person...]

[Eleventh Floor: Xueba, I'm already in a mess, so I'm asking if you're afraid.jpg]

[Landlord: I'm afraid, please leave me a way to survive. 】

The Internet is so scary, I feel like everyone can crawl over the Internet and catch me without a network cable, rub... I guess Ji Lang's fans have already recognized me, but there are still some people who haven't touched Ji Lang's post .

So did Ji Lang receive that @ah, why is there no news at all, my vest is about to be ripped apart, and I'm crying.

Moreover, Ji Lang has always spoken so straightforwardly, if he points to the content on the post and asks if he can fuck me, how the hell should I answer?

I'm not a person who practices abstinence and sexual desire... I want to do it too... It's really embarrassing.

I was so anxious that I fell asleep while playing with my mobile phone. The next day, I looked in the mirror with a bruise on the bridge of my nose. Maybe it was the mobile phone that smashed it... I didn't wake up, I was too scared.

I don't know what time Ji Lang learned at night. Anyway, it should be dawn when I wake up. As for saying yes, it's because I was put on an eye mask by Ji Lang again. I was woken up by heat this time.

I lay on Ji Lang's chest, with both legs clinging to his body. Ji Lang put one hand on my lower back, saying that half of my lower back was actually resting on my buttocks. That's it?

When I was about to get off him quietly, I suddenly felt a warm breath approaching my mouth... Then, I found out...

I caught Ji Lang kissing me secretly.