Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

He kissed me on the mouth.

My first kiss was actually stolen...

I don't know how many times this guy has stolen it...My first kiss, at least tell me that we can enjoy it together?

It's so frustrating, since it's a kiss, at least two people should look at each other affectionately and then hug and kiss together happily.

Pretending to know nothing is really a test of acting skills.

My heart is bitter.

Sweet on the mouth.

Ji Lang probably lost himself in the kiss, he pressed his mouth a little hard, and even wanted to push my teeth open with his tongue, but when I was thinking about opening my mouth calmly, Ji Lang stopped, holding my I rubbed half of my buttocks vigorously, reluctantly rolled me into the bed carefully.

Rolled me into the bed.

Flipped into the bed.

"..."

Yes, he left me after he had a blast.

This idiot, no matter how careful he is, he is still an idiot.

It pissed me off, he actually just had a good time for himself... It's unbelievable, my blindfold is still on, but I know there is a wall in front of me, and he, is gone.

After teasing me so many times in the morning, he just left, and I felt like a rag doll that had just been spoiled, miserable.

Ji Lang is a silly dog.

As soon as he entered the bathroom, I lifted my blindfold and picked up my phone to click on my post.

[Original: Don’t pick me up, I only have one dog, and the other one is an idiot, that’s all. 】

[Second floor: Damn, is there anyone? Did the host take off his vest?Confused.jpg]

[Third floor: I'm holding the number plate that you lost your horse... The happy-looking Xueba was so angry that the mentally handicapped neighbor next door took off his vest.Two faces are confused.jpg]

[Fourth floor: The early bird has a vest, hahahaha, ten faces are confused.jpg]

[Fifth floor: Waiting for the husband and wife to recognize each other, calling frantically for the mentally handicapped master next door.hug.jpg]

I don’t want to recognize him anymore, now I just posted a post after [-] o’clock in the morning and someone upvoted it... Did everyone wake up so early or did they not sleep?Forget it, I don't care too much.

The most important thing is that it's fine for Ji Lang to flirt with me verbally, but physically... How can this kind of contact only please me?

I really can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, my head is getting bigger.

As expected, Ji Lang stayed in the bathroom for a very long time, and I wiped his hair again. This guy who only cares about his own feelings, I don't think he is a warm man anymore.

When Ji Lang came out of the bathroom refreshed, he saw me sitting by the bed, and he obviously stopped. He was startled by my expressionless face.

Ji Lang: "You...why did you wake up so early today?"

Today's Best Actor Ji is not in a good state, I feel his nervousness, this guy who secretly kissed me.

I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, stood up and walked to the bathroom, "I don't know, I felt stung by a wasp."

Ji Lang: "..."

He also reacted when he saw me. My big underpants were so obvious. I might have felt shy before, but today, I am fearless.

It's not me who still dare not admit to cheating, he's so funny.

While I was washing up, Ji Lang got dressed and walked around the living room, inexplicably anxious, did he know that I discovered his evil deeds and was reviewing it?

But if he doesn't tell me, I won't ask, let his heart bear the torment alone.

Ji Lang: "Put down your phone."

I was holding my schoolbag in one hand, and Ji Lang stopped me when I was about to grab the phone on the table with the other.

But I clearly saw that he had brought his mobile phone, and it had just been put in his trouser pocket, so I asked, "Why? Didn't you bring it too?"

"Then can you be the same as me?" Ji Lang saw that I was holding my mobile phone and didn't let go, so anxious, he stroked it for me and stuffed it under his pillow, "I'll let Lai Wenle stare at you, dare to play once at school phone, I'll just..."

"Just what?"

"I just..." Ji Lang got stuck, and said a very unassuming sentence for a long time, "Anyway, you will know when the time comes."

I was really unconvinced today, "You also bring your mobile phone, am I inferior to you? I am better at learning than you, even if I play with a mobile phone, I am better than you..."

"Is it okay to be obedient? Today, the worker who installed the treadmill will call me. I have to take it with me. I won't bring it tomorrow. Let's supervise each other."

Ji Lang grabbed the other end of my schoolbag and took me out the door, for fear that I would go to get my phone again.

I didn't expect Ji Lang to be such a performance-oriented boy, who can't be judged by his appearance...his appearance.

Forget it, don’t take it if you don’t take it, I will definitely refresh the post in 3 minutes if I take it, maybe I will be reprimanded by Lao Cao.

I walked in front, and Ji Lang locked the door behind and jumped down three steps to catch up with me, "Shall we go to my house for dinner during the weekend?"

"Why?" Inexplicable.

Ji Lang scratched his head, "My mother has learned a lot of new dishes recently, let's go back and try them together."

"I have no idea……"

"Anyway, if you don't go to my house, Shao Ming'an will invite you to dinner, but compared to the two of us, obviously you help me more, so I should invite you, or do you want to have dinner with him more?" Ji Lang tilted his head. head asked.

What, it's clearly a threat, similar to the question of who do you choose between Shao Ming'an and me.

But I really don't want to have dinner with Shao Mingan.

"Okay, but I'm not very good at communicating with parents, so don't make your family unhappy."

"Thinking too much, our family has always respected cultural people, so we won't embarrass you." Ji Lang said happily.

Embarrass me... Does it look like the process that must be passed before forcing the hostess to enter the door of the host's house?

However, Ji Lang's family respects cultural people... This further strengthens my idea of ​​living to learn.

Back in the classroom, Lai Wenle looked at me with more fascinated eyes than before.

"One day we will not be at the same table, if you look at your next tablemate like this again, you will be beaten." I tried to persuade.

"No, I will follow you for the rest of my life." Lai Wenle pouted disgustingly.

I:"……"

Does Ji Lang go to the attic to install the treadmill in the morning or in the afternoon?have no idea.

Is he still in the classroom now?have no idea.

Did he reply to the post?have no idea.

Is my waistcoat torn to shreds?have no idea.

Lai Wenle shook my clothes back and forth with both hands, "Hao Yu, please, don't be so absent-minded all day long, it's so scary, Lao Cao thinks that I talk too much and affect your study."

Me: "I didn't do anything, can you tell?"

"Anyone with eyes can see it, it's super obvious." Lai Wenle nodded.

"..." It is said that even if you don't bow your head to play other things in class, the teacher can tell whether you are listening to the class or distracted by just looking at it. Now it seems to be true.

Great powers.

I waited absent-mindedly until school was over at noon, and Ji Lang was waiting for me in the corridor. He said that I would install the treadmill in the afternoon, come on, I'm going to think about it all afternoon again.

When I went back at noon, I turned on my phone and clicked on my post like a drug.

Someone has already opened a building under my post as if they were familiar with it.

[First floor: Ask, why is life so wonderful. 】

[On the second floor, because, the gay vests are all off. 】

[Third floor: Brother 2, the jingle is not going well, don't be embarrassed, let's talk about something nutritious, such as a philosophical question or something.You guys raised on dog food.jpg]

[Fourth Floor: Yes, let’s talk about it, for example, does the mentally handicapped master next door know that there is a handsome vest waiting for him to tear it down.cute.jpg]

[Fifth Floor: No, I would like to know what kind of punishment the host will receive after his vest is picked up by the host next door.Excited.jpg]

[Sixth floor: @摇晚觉, @摇晚觉, @呀晚觉, poster, come on, let’s chat. 】

[Seventh floor: Master, how old are you this year, where do you work, and how much is your monthly salary for a year?Are there opportunities for advancement?Have a girlfriend yet?Have you bought the five social insurance and one housing fund?What brand of milk powder will the child eat in the future?Your seven aunts and eight aunts are online.jpg]

[Eighth floor: 7th brother, hurry up, let me ask the host, how old is your boyfriend, the host, is he stupid, is he right, is he stupid? 】

[Ninth floor: Brother 8, will you strike up a conversation? I'm so scared that the boss doesn't dare to come out. 】

[Floor [-]: Luzhu posted at [-] o'clock in the morning, and it's only [-] o'clock in the morning. When it's busy, he doesn't fish when he goes to work, why doesn't he reply?This is not scientific.jpg]

[Floor 10: Brother [-] is stupid, why is Luzhu really at work? He should be working on the paper now. emmmmmmm.jpg]

Hey, it's cool to take off the vest for a while, and the crematorium afterwards.

I don't want to reply anymore, anyway, I've been ripped off, so I'll click on Ji Lang's post to see it again.

He posted at 10 o'clock this morning. It seems that he wasted another [-] minutes of morning reading.

[Original poster: Yesterday everyone suggested that I should go to school, so I thought about it carefully. 】

[Second floor: It must have failed, you can see that he can continue to post now.Are you really happy that you abused my dog.jpg]

[Third floor: Brother 2 supports the first point of view, but not the second one. Even if the boss breaks the bottom, the hand can still be used, and it will not affect his posting.You are right but I don’t listen to you.jpg]

[Original: Every day, you are less cute than the day before.Papa is very disappointed in you.jpg]

[Fifth floor: We are no longer your little angels. After all, the love in my heart has changed, and we are a jerk with a ripped vest.Fried chicken cute.jpg]

[Original poster: I know, the Internet is connected by a thread, meeting is fate, don't force it, don't force it, anyway, you are not just my little angels, of course I know.The old father shed sad tears.jpg]

[Seventh floor: ... What kind of broken words, master, did you come here in the 80s? 】

[Eighth floor: Luzhu this emoji package for you, my mother posted it in the circle of friends the day before yesterday, it is fate to meet on the Internet.jpg]

【Original: I did it on purpose. Are you still not used to my humor?Press and hold the restless you.jpg]

[Tenth floor: I'm used to it, hehe, let me show my respect a little bit. By the way, the master hasn't talked about the main point of today's post. 】

【Original: Tongue Kiss.jpg】

[Twelfth floor: Damn, tongue kiss?I see! 】

[Thirteenth Floor: Exciting Exciting!Please take a roll of toilet paper, thank you.jpg]

My heart was pounding, seeing that Ji Lang was immediately attracted to my post by everyone, but because his internet language was too outdated, everyone complained that he forgot his business.

Ji Lang is also really cowardly, he has the nerve to call it a tongue kiss without even opening his mouth... I really don't think I have a big face, so I can brag, I look down on him from the bottom of my soul.

Everyone on my post is eager to try to pull my vest, and the people on Ji Lang's side have moved a small bench to wait for him to brag, and they are also two groups of people with strange bones.

In the afternoon when the big shift was empty, I went to the corridor to get water to drink. I saw Liu Yuanji and Xu Wenqian chatting at the water dispenser, so I didn't mind my own business and just got a glass of room-temperature water and prepared to leave.

Then I heard Liu Yuanji say with a loudspeaker mouth, "Why do you like him! Fuck! Can't you see what a bird he is! He and Ji Lang are almost fucking conjoined twins! Xu Wenqian!"

"..."

I don't want to beat him either. If I beat him, Ji Lang will beat him. Ji Lang will be punished. I just hope that he can graduate quietly.

It's just that in the days to come, I don't know how many people like Liu Yuanji will meet. He doesn't understand you and still wants to spread rumors about you. Even if you and him are two parallel lines, he still wants to disgust you. It is possible to fight with him for a lifetime, but it is impossible to hide for a lifetime.

What you can do is to stay away from this small place and people like him. You have to work hard to elevate yourself to a height that he can't climb in this lifetime and then completely get rid of the entanglement with this kind of person.

Even his self-esteem and life were trampled under his feet.

Xu Wenqian probably saw me too, she was arguing with Liu Yuanji at first, and stopped talking, probably looking at my back.

I guess, Ji Lang should have gone to our attic to install a treadmill, otherwise Liu Yuanji basically avoided me when he was around.

That's all there is to these few.