[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

In the end, Xiao Xiuming still didn't pass these two, so he could only let them follow.Before leaving Fu's house, those young Taoist priests hugged a certain monkey (the Taoist priest of his own family) and cried bitterly: "Taoist priest, what should we do if you leave!" The certain monkey just waved his hand and said in his usual hooligan tone: "Ah, ah! Lah, you Taoist priests, I will be back."

The young Taoist priests cried even more when they heard this.

Only Fu Qing is more normal, but from his constipated face, it can be seen that he is actually not feeling well in his heart, because his mind has been filled with: I'm sorry, business, business, a lot of business!Fuck!The underground of my house turned out to be a thousand graves.After a while, he asked with a pale face, "Master, what about this ghost? Do you really want to take her with you?"

"If you don't take her with you, you want to let her go?" Xiao Xiuming helplessly glanced at the one that was counting ants under the tree.

Embarrassed, Fu Qing inserted her five fingers into her hair, and said with a smile, "That's true." With her IQ comparable to that of a five or six-year-old child, it's good that she hasn't been eaten by other ghosts.Just now he hastily checked the information of the dead Fu family members. Those people basically relied on their identities as Fu family members to do a lot of evil outside. How on earth did Hong Yi trick them there.

Fu Qing thought for a while and asked: "But she eats her heart! What should I do?"

Xiao Xiuming glanced at him like an idiot, and said, "There are animal spirits."

"Oh, forgot haha."

[Main task: recruit apprentices (two people).Except for the male director who accepts one, he will have to get two anyway. (Sun Monkey, red clothes don’t count!)]

"..." Let's just say that it's enough to accept four, which happens to make up a mahjong table.

[Sounds good too, do you want to try it? 】

"..." When he didn't say anything.

All worlds...

A fan-shaped black shadow flew across the sky, causing many people to stop and look up.

"I said, master, don't drive too fast, hair style, hair style!" Sun Wukong grabbed the sleeves of the red clothes tightly.A black-haired dumpling nestled in the red-clothed palm, and said contemptuously: "I said you don't ride a somersault cloud and fly a hundred and eight thousand miles at a time? Are you afraid of such a speed?"

The black hairy dumpling of the system is unwilling to be lonely and wants to show its original shape, it cannot be hidden anyway.

"Oh, it's useless after a long time, and I'm a little afraid of heights. Besides, my old grandson finally went back after wearing it in modern times, and he fainted before his butt was hot, and he wore it here again. Modern times don't use somersault clouds, what do you think?" How about it? Now, let’s say you have black glutinous rice balls, what kind? Also, how do you know I can do somersaults?” Monkey King asked several questions in succession.

"Why did I tell you?" The Black Hair Tuanzi snorted arrogantly.

"Hey, what's your name then?"

"It's still the same sentence, why tell you?"

"Shut up!" Xiao Xiu said coldly, holding Yu Ya.These two are not annoying, but he is annoying!He glanced at the system, and the system trembled: [That really has nothing to do with this system, Fu Ci was originally set to live in the head of the Fu family, who would have gone to the branch? 】

Xiao Xiuming sneered and said: In Yuan Xiuming's memory of the Immortal, the ghost he eliminated was just a small hanged ghost, right?What happened to the red dress?

[Really not made!Speaking of host, why did you take over the plot of the heroine?Ah - don't open this system! 】

"..." The mission you issued!

[This system is just a melon eater...]

After wandering in the sky for a while, Xiao Xiuming looked at the place where there were few people, and directly put away Yuya in mid-air, and the group just fell down.The system will float, nothing to worry about, Sun Monkey has a flying talisman, he takes it out and sticks one on his body, red clothes?She is a ghost and can float.So, both are fine.A certain fairy?It is said that it is a fairy, how can it not fly?Finally, a safe landing soeasy!

After landing, Sun Wukong supported the wall and vomited profusely. His face was turning pale. He said weakly, "Master, can you not land in such an exciting way next time? I'm afraid of heights!"

"Are you afraid of heights?" Even if you beat him to death, you wouldn't believe that the majestic Monkey King would be afraid of heights?

"I haven't flown for a long time, I'm a little afraid of heights."

"..." Well, he was speechless, you won.By the way, being called master by a white-haired old man really made him a little hard to say.

Xiao Xiuming tidied up his clothes, and said to the system: "Locate the male lead, don't make any mistakes." He turned around and said to a certain monkey, "Change your image, the bad old man is really ugly."

"Oh" a certain monkey said honestly.

Everyone in Fengxiao Kingdom knows that today is a good day, because—their princess was born... although not the emperor.What does it mean when a princess is born?It means that the food tax will be exempted this year, it means that the world will be amnesty this year, and it means that those who will be executed this year can live for another year... However, they still have to die in the end.

Ahem, it means that they can meet their great national teacher again!Flowers, flowers!

Whenever a princess or prince is born, the emperor will let the national teacher pray for them, praying for good weather, abundant grains and peace in the world in the coming year, but unfortunately, their national teacher passed away this year. In order not to hurt the hearts of the people, the emperor did not put this The news informs the world.Just want to say, do you think others will not know if they don't know?madness!

So, I don't know which treacherous official chose a date to reveal this matter, saying that you can choose a date to disclose this matter and forget it, but you didn't choose a good day.

Xiao Xiuming and his party walked on the street and successfully got the baptism of the eyes of passers-by.

By the way, why does everyone know what Master Guo looks like...

"Look! The National Teacher is here to visit the people!"

"Whoever rushes to the street saying that the national teacher is dead, stand up and promise not to kill him!"

"Don't drag the slave family, the slave family wants to give birth to a child for the National Teacher!"

"My lord..."

On the bustling city streets, wherever Xiao Xiuming walked, no matter what they were doing, people would stop their movements and look at him with devout, fiery, admiring and loving (?) eyes.One child even broke free from his mother's hand and ran to Xiao Xiuming in spite of his mother's dissuasion, intending to give him the paper butterfly in his hand.

The young mother stepped forward to hold the child's hand, and apologized to Xiao Xiuming: "I'm sorry, Master Guoshi, the child is young and ignorant, please forgive me, Master Guoshi."

"It's okay." Xiao Xiuming lowered his eyes and said lightly.To be honest, today he really experienced what it means to be admired by thousands of people. However, this feeling is really not very good, like being treated like a panda.He remembered that the lifespan of the puppet that Yuan Xiuming placed in the mortal world had already expired?Why is the world not in chaos?

#The host who takes into account three identities at the same time#

Xiao Xiuming saw a cloud of black air floating on the child's forehead, he hesitated for a moment, called Monkey King over, and said, "Bring some talismans." Monkey King scratched his head, and took out a stack of blank yellow talismans from his pocket To Xiao Xiuming, Xiao Xiuming gave him a cool look, Sun Wukong clasped his hands together and said innocently: "Oh, master. The old grandson doesn't know how to draw talismans, he only knows how to draw portraits."

Xiao Xiuming: "..." He poured spiritual power into the blank yellow talisman, drew a few simple strokes, and then returned it to Monkey King, saying, "Give this talisman to the child's mother, and let her match it with the child to ward off evil spirits. "

He can't intervene too much in mortal affairs, a small piece of safety talisman is fine.

Monkey King felt that something was wrong, so he took out another small red cloth bag, folded the talisman squarely and stuffed it in.He caught up with the child's mother in two or three steps, and said: "This is the peace talisman given to you by the national teacher to ward off evil spirits. Does your child cry in sleep and talk in sleep these days? Bring this talisman to the child, almost God will be fine."

The child's mother took the talisman, and when she heard that it was given by the Master of the State Teacher, she took the child to thank her, and was so moved that she was a little incoherent: "Thank you, Master of the State Teacher! I...I..."

"Let's go." Xiao Xiuming said lightly.

"Remember to keep it safe!" Sun Wukong added.

The story was spread, and it soon reached the ears of the emperor.The emperor was crying with joy!Hurry up and send someone to find... oh no, to invite the national teacher back.It's fine even if it's fake, as long as it can hold up!If the minister hadn't pulled him, the emperor would have committed himself to go...although he still went in the end.

Several ministers grabbed the emperor's dragon robe tightly: "Your Majesty, think twice, think twice!"

"It's still going up!"

The emperor glared fiercely at the minister who was picking up his dragon robe: "Then I won't go to court today!"

The ministers were about to cry: "Your Majesty can't do it! You are the crown prince of the country!" What should we do when you leave?So you can't go! ! !

"If you don't go to court for a day, you won't perish the country. What are you afraid of? The national teacher is a big deal!"

"Didn't you send someone to invite you! Your Majesty, think twice!"

In the end, the ministers still hadn't passed the emperor, so they could only follow the emperor out of the palace for a private visit.

You are the emperor and you are the greatest!

On the street, Hongyi looked at such a smelly restaurant and tugged at Xiao Xiuming's sleeves, his eyes were clouded with mist: "Your Majesty, Hongyi is hungry."

"Huh?" Xiao Xiuming still looked indifferent.

"Master, actually my grandson is also hungry." Sun Wukong scratched his head and said with a smile, "Let's beg for alms..." He quickly changed his words, "Let's go eat!"

[The red clothes are heart-eating ghosts, right? 】

There are pig hearts, cow hearts, and sheep hearts!

[Forget it, the system didn't say anything. 】

Xiao Xiuming led the two "waiting to be fed" and stopped in front of a restaurant named 'Lucky Lai'.Looking at the name of this restaurant, the system couldn't help complaining: [In ancient times, the restaurant must be a top-notch hotel, and the hotel must be divided into Tianzi No. [-] and Tianzi No. [-] or Dizi No....]

Hearing the noise from the system again, Xiao Xiuming couldn't bear it anymore and said: "..." Shut up!

He brought those two into the restaurant, and the waiter saw his fairy-like attire, his peerless appearance, and his iconic reddish eyes: "Ah! It's the national teacher, please come to the national teacher. Meal or accommodation?"

[Speaking of which, when Xiu Ming made that puppet, why did he make his eyes red? 】

Only puppets with red eyes have autonomous consciousness, and the darker the color, the higher the IQ.

[So the national teacher only has the IQ of a five or six-year-old child? 】

Well, it's easy to pretend to be a living person.Besides, Xiu Ming injected a wisp of divine consciousness into the puppet back then. When praying for blessings, Xiu Ming could just control that wisp of divine consciousness in the cultivation world.

[It turns out that the high-cold national teacher in the eyes of outsiders... This system seems to know something. 】

Ha ha.

A certain monkey saw that his master didn't want to talk, so he raised his hand to answer: "Eat, eat!"

Seeing that Xiao Xiuming didn't stop or object, the waiter in the shop thought it was tacit consent.However, the waiter in the store looks normal and there is nothing wrong with it. No matter what the national teacher says, no matter how powerful he is, he is still alone. Humans are always hungry (←_← this is the point), maybe the national teacher is tired of eating After eating the delicacies in the palace, want to have some simple food?

It has to be said that the waiter in the shop is a fake.The person in front of you is the body of the national teacher, a monk, and an immortal. How could you be hungry?The ones who are really hungry are a monkey and a ghost in front of you, okay?Wait, can ghosts eat?

Xiao Xiuming realized it later, and silently glanced at Hong Yi, but Hong Yi didn't know it, and turned his head to look around.

Since you can eat the heart of a living person with a ghost body, then there is no problem with eating...

The author has something to say: The stupid author is back, cheering and spreading flowers—but, the stupid author has knelt orz (sentenced to death for grades)... The next chapter will reveal the secrets of the national teacher's life (is this the right word, right?) The countdown to the attack...