[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

"Then please come this way, everyone." The waiter said respectfully.

The waiter took them to a very luxurious box... To put it plainly, the decoration inside is basically that kind of gold, no matter the dining table and chairs, no matter the vase floor...

Xiao Xiuming: "..." We appreciate the store's kindness, thank you for changing the box for us.

Seeing the system, the system couldn't help laughing and said: [Host, I give this service ten stars hahaha...]

Hong Yi bit her finger with a confused face.

The expression on Sun Wukong's face at this time is ∑(っ°Д°;)っ, he looked at the box that was enough to blind people's eyes, and a drop of cold sweat silently fell on his forehead. )'s waiter: "Xiaoer, let's discuss, can we change to a private room? This..." Sun Wukong considered the words in his mind, "It's too bright, dazzling!"

"It's okay, as long as Master Guoshi likes it!" The shop waiter laughed.

[Puhaha, as long as Master Guo Shi likes it~] The system rolled and laughed wildly.

Master National Teacher: "..." Do you think my taste is so strange?

Well, in the end, the shop waiter changed them to a simpler box, and Sun Wukong could be said to be stared at by the shop waiter with hatred: Master Guoshi didn’t say anything, why are you arguing?Look at how nice the maid next to you is, she is so quiet and has a lot of duty, can you learn more from her?Master Guo Shi is so magnanimous that he doesn't care about you. If you go outside, you will be beaten to death with sticks every minute!

#From shop Xiaoer's resentment#

The maid who wrote the name of the dishes in the restaurant trembled and wrote the last word on the notebook with a pen. The expression on her face could not be described as horror: "Master Guo... Master, do you really want to order these dishes?" It's all about the heart!

"..." What exactly did you misunderstand?

[Hahahaha, host, you have been mistaken for a pervert!This maid is much more humorous than the shop waiter just now! 】The system relied on the fact that ordinary people in the mortal world couldn't see it, so it rolled and laughed wildly on the table.

Monkey King was afraid that the maid would misunderstand, so he put his hand to his lips and coughed a few times, and said, "Well, these hearts are all for her." He pointed at the red clothes, "So don't think wrongly. Bring a basket of peaches to the old grandson." Thanks."

The maid blinked, paused while holding the pen, and asked, "Then what else do you want?" After she finished speaking, she added, "By the way, our restaurant is holding an event today, and we will give away a bowl of Rock Candy Sydney for free. "

Xiao Xiuming's hand holding the tea cup trembled slightly, his phoenix eyes drooped slightly.He said coolly, "No need."

Just as the maid was about to speak, Sun Wukong quickly covered her mouth with his hands, and said with a smile, "Master doesn't like sweets, and I don't like pears either. Red clothes don't eat vegetables, so giving them is a waste. That's it." According to the old grandson's experience , the four words "Bing Tang Sydney" must be the hot spot of Master, and it will explode at the touch of a touch!Listen to the master's forbearing tone.

【…】Brother Monkey, how did you hear it? Why didn’t the system hear anything?

#System Baby Expresses Curiosity#

The maid opened Monkey King's hand covering her mouth, panted and said, "Then I won't bother you, please ring the bell if you have anything to do." After she finished speaking, she bowed to the three people in the box, and immediately slipped away with the wind on her feet, as if she was behind her. It was as if some monsters and ghosts were chasing her.

Going downstairs, the maid patted her chest with lingering fear and thought: Master Guoshi's eyes are so terrifying, so is his aura.Sure enough, none of the people who can stand beside Master Guoshi is normal!The girl in red felt cold all over when she got close to her.The boy in yellow, although he looks good, is a hooligan (gay in gay)!So who are the people in this box!

……

It is said that when the Feng Xiao Kingdom was established, the National Teacher existed. No one knows how long he lived, but only knows how long the Feng Xiao Kingdom existed, and how many years the National Teacher stayed here, witnessing the birth, old age, sickness and death of generations of emperors, and witnessing Feng Xiao's death. country's prosperity.The national teacher is very mysterious, no one knows his name, only his surname is Xiao.Many people speculated that the national teacher was the founder of Fengxiao Kingdom, and he became the national teacher because he didn't want to be an emperor... Some people said that the national teacher was a monster... But more people believed that the national teacher came from heaven to help The fairy of Feng Xiao Kingdom.

The national teacher is also very special, because he has a pair of red eyes that no one can copy, and has a unparalleled appearance. Therefore, the beautiful face and red eyes have become the symbols of Feng Xiao Guoshi.

Everyone knows that Fengxiao Country has a unique national teacher in the world.

It has been said that the national teacher is very mysterious, and the place where the national teacher lives is also very mysterious, because no one can enter except the national teacher himself.In this case, how did the emperor know that the national teacher was dead?It is rumored that there is a strange tree in the palace, which cannot be cut down, dug up, or burned to death, and it is evergreen every year.This tree was planted by the national teacher himself. The national teacher said to the emperor of Fengxiao Kingdom:

"When the leaves of this tree wither and wither, it is the time when the national teacher leaves."

Therefore, this year the evergreen tree withered and died, the emperor should have thought that the national teacher had gone west.

However, the facts are:

【…】 Let this system, which knows astronomy and geography (with a world plot), explain it.With Brick (the complete novel) in hand, I have the world! ...cough cough, let this system go through...Chapter 870 of the novel says that the heroine read the memory of the "big villain" Xiu Ming two hundred years ago by coincidence. What's the difference (strike out).

[…] The first question, what happened to that tree?Brief explanation in one sentence:

This is a tree that provides spiritual power for puppets, and contains advanced spirit-gathering formations. The tree and formation are integrated, and the formation has a lifespan. When the lifespan of the formation is exhausted, it means that the tree is dead. The puppet has no spiritual power supply, so it will naturally be scrapped!

[…] The second question, why is Xiu Ming the national teacher of the mortal world?Brief explanation in two sentences:

This is all because his master asked him to help the Feng family in the mortal world to become king, that is, to rebel. Because Xiuming accidentally used a spell during the rebellion, and was seen by the people of the Feng family, so the group of Feng family They thought he was an immortal from the sky, so they sincerely invited Xiu Ming to rebel and become their national teacher.

At that time, Xiu Ming was still a pure-hearted (cold on the outside and stupid on the inside) monk of the golden core, so he agreed because he couldn't refuse. Well, another factor was that Xiu Ming wanted the treasure of the Xiao family's town house to forge the sword.

[…] The third question, what happened to the puppet?It is also a concise one-sentence explanation:

It is impossible for Xiu Ming to stay in the mortal world for a lifetime. He just wanted to practice his puppet skills and formations, so he made a puppet that looked basically the same as him, injected spiritual consciousness into the puppet, and then set up a puppet in the palace. A tree with a high-level spirit gathering array was planted in the yard, and then it was the previous sentence. (see above for details)

【…】The fourth question, why didn't the emperor see the difference in the national teacher?This system doesn't want to explain it, so let's make up for it! (In fact, the truth is that the author of the brick did not write it.) The fifth question, it is obviously more than 100 years, why do people in the world think that the national teacher has existed for a long time?Explanation: Because the time ratio between the ordinary world and the cultivation world is 1:10!

(Stupid author: Thanks to the system for bringing us a wonderful speech, everyone applauds! Papapa——)

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In the private room, Sun Wukong was leaning on the chair lazily, holding a peach in his hand. He shook his foot, put the peach back into the basket, put one hand on the table, and put his head on the other.He looked at the red-clothed man who was devouring food and sighed, "You really eat both raw and cooked food! By the way, how can a ghost eat human food? It's so strange! According to the old grandson, this is definitely not a normal world!" He tilted his head again and looked at Xiao Xiuming who was holding a teacup, who was thinking about something, and shouted: "Hey, master, why don't you say that the old emperor has not arrived yet?"

Xiao Xiuming put down the teacup, and replied flatly: "The distance is too far." Sun Wukong was dumbfounded after hearing this.The system jumped out and sat on his face, with a tone of disgust: "Stupid! Fengxiao country is so big, and the palace is in the center of Fengxiao country, and here is close to the border, the emperor doesn't have to go! This is not You are modern, with planes and cars, at least it takes a day to go, right?"

"Oh." Sun Wukong acted like an obedient student, and he asked again, "Heitangyuan, are you really an ordinary spirit beast?"

Black Tangyuan System: "...I won't tell you!"

Sun Wukong: "..." So angry!

Hong Yi raised her head, her pale, unhuman face was covered with oil stains, she looked at her hands, and frowned slightly.His Majesty must not like such dirty things.So she performed a simple cleaning technique on herself to make sure that her whole body was clean and not stained with any dirt, then she looked at Xiao Xiuming with bright eyes: "Your Majesty, I am still hungry, these things are not enough to eat." Not full!"

"You still want to eat! This is the number one plate, and those people outside regard us as monsters!" Sun Wukong shouted.

Xiao Xiuming looked at Hongyi complicatedly, he thought to himself: I think this is too simple!Sure enough, you still have to eat people's hearts?He could only say coldly: "Endure."

[Host, Hong Yi is no ordinary heart-eating ghost!What now? 】

"I see. Since Your Majesty said that I cannot kill people or eat people's hearts, then I will endure it!" Hong Yi said obediently.

[…] What a sensible child!Why is it a ghost?

"There will always be." Xiao Xiuming replied to the system, "There has never been a shortage of villains in the world. Those people, death is not a pity."

[…] Help, help, help, the host is blackened! ... Hey, the system is not qualified to read the memory of the host, otherwise... hehe.

The sun is setting, and the red clouds are like fire.

Sun Wukong rang the bell and asked Xiaoer to open a room for accommodation.Why only open one?In his words: "Master doesn't need to sleep, my grandson suffers from insomnia, red clothes... In short, don't worry about it, just open a room, we must promote thrift!" Grandson's money!The old grandson is in pain!Bullying Lao Sun has the currency of the mortal world, right?

Xiaoer was ashamed: "Then... this is your house card." Wow wow wow, Master Guoshi wants to live in his own shop!So happy and excited!

Early the next morning, Xiao Xiuming slowly opened his eyes and exhaled a breath of foul air.

There was a muffled sound of "dong", and he turned his head to look, only to see Monkey King squatting on the ground covering his head and calling out "Ouch, ouch".The system appeared and jumped on Sun Wukong's head and said, "Which one said that he suffered from insomnia yesterday?" Hongyi slept the most soundly!...Why is the bed so high?"

"You deserve it!" the system gloated.

"What did you ask me to do? I'm a ghost and I don't need to sleep!" The red dress floated over and said, "Ah, I'm back to incorporeal again? Tsk, I can't touch Your Majesty anymore."

"Since this is the case, then I'd better go back to the bracelet to cultivate. Useless Taoist priest, take this bracelet!" Hongyi took off the silver bracelet on his wrist, and saw that the bracelet shrunk automatically. On his little finger, it turned into an inconspicuous silver ring, for fear that he would regret it...he has no room for regretting it!

"You should give it to Master." Monkey King, who came to his senses, did not panic as imagined, but just went to pull out the silver ring. The silver ring seemed to grow on his little finger, and he couldn't pull it off no matter what.

"It's useless, help me take good care of it. Your Majesty is not allowed to touch this bracelet yet." Hong Yi narrowed his eyes, his black eyes were bloodshot.

After Sun Wukong heard this, he didn't insist on pulling out the ring. He grinned playfully and said in a playful tone: "Hey, let my grandson be a security guard, but there will be a fee."

【…】It's not simple, it's not simple, everyone is a playwright, and it's frightening to think about it carefully.

"Well, that's it." The red dress returned to its usual ignorant look, and turned into a cloud of smoke and slipped into the silver ring.The terrifying appearance just now was like an illusion.

Xiao Xiuming: "..." Do you all think that I don't exist?And Hongyi, I heard what you said!What a headache...

The author has something to say: Continue to play the hero countdown~~ I love you all!Within five chapters, you will definitely be able to release Gongjun!

This chapter and the previous chapter have changed some plots and character dialogues