[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

Xiao Xiuming returned to the system coldly and said, "The chaos 300 years ago."

system:【? ? ?Host, please speak human language, please? 】

Xiao Xiuming's tone was still cold: "Please go and make up for the general history of the cultivation world, thank you."

The system is irritated and scratches the wall: [... You have changed, the host. 】

Xiao Xiuming and his group have been wandering in the barrenness for two days, but they haven't gone out yet... Sun Wukong scratched the wall frantically and said, "That one from Siming, lead the way! There is also the master, old grandson, please follow closely, we don't want to go out again." Risking the risk of being eaten by bugs to find you, a road idiot!"

Xiao Xiuming remained expressionless: "I didn't ask you to look for it." Lu Chi blamed me?

Monkey King: "..." Don't drag Lao Sun, Lao Sun is going to kill this shameless scum!

The climate is barren and dry, and the yellow sand is everywhere, and the green plants are probably only a few solitary shrubs scattered around.Xiao Xiuming's transforming spirit is immune to cold and heat, but others are not so good.The ghost in red is not affected by the wind and sand, and feels good about himself. The white dragon horse carries Tang Monk on his back. Tang Monk can't stand the heat of the desolation, so he asks Xiao Xiuming for a hat, and lies on the white dragon horse's back and pretends to be dead.Sun Wukong put a yin talisman on his face, the yin energy is good, and it cools off the heat.Mu Jian is the same as Sun Wukong, with a talisman for recruiting Yin on his face. Although he has a soul-bound space, there are many strange things in the space, but it's a pity that he can't use it!Siming women dress very coolly, unlike Sun Wukong Mujian Tang Seng (Xiao Xiuming) who wears three layers inside and three layers outside, wrapping herself like a rice dumpling.

Clothes: Blame me?That's it for costumes!

Seeing Xiao Xiuming, he simply gave each of them a piece of ice to cool down, the ones that turned into spiritual power don't need money.

Mu Jiantian Wai Youshen accidentally trampled to death a red scorpion, and by the time he realized it, it was too late, because the ground had already started to vibrate.

Seeing this movement, the Siming woman turned pale. She tremblingly asked, "Did you step on anything?" She stretched out her hand and gestured, "Like such a big scorpion, a centipede."

Afraid that they would not understand, the woman Siming patiently explained: "You all know that there are many bugs in the barren, and the bugs in the barren are poisonous, and they are often in groups of tens of thousands of them. Uh... the most common and most common in the barren. The poisonous thing is a red scorpion."

Monkey King and Tang Seng looked confused, and Tang Seng asked Bai Longma: "Did you step on anything?" Bai Longma rolled his eyes and said, "Master, I don't have 800-degree myopia."

Mu Jian looked embarrassed, and he said, "I seem to have stepped on one of the things you mentioned just now... Don't look at me, I was also careless." After speaking, his voice gradually weakened.

The Si Ming woman was silent: "..." I just want to complete the task of the senior sister quietly, why do you bother me so much!Sister, I quit!

She: "Since this is the case, why don't you run quickly!" Before she finished speaking, she ran away for a while.

[My heart is so tired, why is the IQ of the villain in this world so touching?Why did the IQ of the pseudo-male protagonist drop by so many percentage points after rebirth?Why does this woman who has been weak run like a man after seeing a scorpion? ...I feel like I won't love you anymore, this system is going to the newspaper office! 】The system is stuck at the wall.

Xiao Xiuming complained silently to the system: "Actually, your IQ is quite touching."

He turned his head to Sun Wukong again and said silently: "Read the monster beast manual in the realm of comprehension carefully, now listen to this woman and run away quickly. After you go back, Mu Jian, go to Siguoshi and kneel for another week. Actually... ..."

Mu Jian didn't wait for Xiao Xiuming to finish speaking, and replied: "...Yes." What the hell did I do? !

Suddenly, fiery red scorpions drilled out of the yellow sand. Although the scorpions are only the size of a palm, they are much better than others!When Monkey King saw the densely packed scorpions, his scalp tingled for a while.Seeing that the Siming woman was about to run away, he was stunned for a moment, he thought to himself that this woman often walks in this area anyway, and following her to run, it should be... right?So he put a few talismans on his body, and using the power of the talismans, he chased the Siming woman, Sa Yazi, and ran wildly. Seeing the situation, the white dragon horse naturally ran with Tang Seng on his back and followed Monkey King.What can Mu Jian do? She also runs with the help of exercises!

The four disappeared in a flash, leaving only Xiao Xiuming and a ghost...and an invisible system.Xiao Xiuming glanced at the red scorpion that was rushing towards him like a tide, and finished his sentence calmly: "You don't need to run. People nowadays are really impetuous."

[Host, you have changed! 】The system is a bit self-defeating, because just now, the transformation progress of the male god has increased by 2%, and now the transformation progress is 9%.Such a host... the system shuddered, not daring to think about it any further.

Why didn't it discover that its own host had such bad tastes? !

Hong Yi laughed so hard that he rolled in the sky, almost fell off and beat the ground.

Didn't it mean that you can't fly in the barrenness?What happened to the red dress?

Hong Yi calmly explained: "Because I am a ghost, and ghosts are meant to float."

Okay, you are a ghost and you are old.

Xiao Xiuming kept his face paralyzed, and calmly let go of the pressure, the red scorpions flinched and burrowed back into the sand one after another.The question now is, where are Sun Wukong and the others?

Have you considered the feelings of Lu Chi?

Come back to me quickly! !

While running, Sun Wukong suddenly stopped, and he looked at Mu Jian: "Disciple head, didn't you finish your master's words? In fact, we don't need to run at all, right? Once your master's coercion is released, can you Everyone who ran ran away."

Mu Jian: "It seems to be."

Sun Wukong said embarrassingly: "So why did we run?"

The Siming woman was afraid that Sun Wukong and the others would get lost, so when she turned back, she saw the three of them with loveless faces.She asked curiously: "The scorpion didn't catch up, what happened to you?"

Sun Wukong stared at the Siming woman quietly, and said, "So why do we run?"

Siming woman: "???" What happened that she didn't know?

Mu Jian sighed, and drew circles on the sand: "The Siming woman ran first, and then you followed. We saw you running, so we followed you. So all of this is..." He is the same as Monkey King , looking at the Siming woman with a faint gaze, "Your fault."

Si Ming woman: "???" These people are snake spirits, right?Is it really okay for senior sister to ask this group of people to go to Siming?

Tang Seng lay on his horse and looked at the sky, saying: "The question now is whether the master can find us."

Sun Wukong/Mu Jian: Hehe.

In the end, their head master still found them by relying on the system.

Xiao Xiuming still had the same paralyzed face for thousands of years.He suddenly felt that his apprentice was a bit of a second-guess. Could it be that the IQs of those who opposed the heroine were so precarious, maybe?

[Host, don't make it sound like you have a high IQ! 】

Mu Jian: "..." Shake your face.

Xiao Xiuming: "..." I don't want to talk.

The author has something to say: ask Sun Wukong for the shadow area in his heart hahaha