[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

Desolation is a huge place, even Xiao Xiuming, the deity, felt exhausted in the desolation, Sun Wukong and others even got down on the ground, before he took the map of the Siming woman and swore that he would take them to Siming, Absolutely not getting lost, and then Xiao Xiuming and his gang got a bloody lesson.Sun Wukong...he actually turned the map upside down!The system hadn't shown its face for so long, and couldn't hold it anymore, so it sarcastically said in front of a certain monkey: "Slapping the face, you're only handsome for three seconds."

Sun Wukong squatted on the ground, he slumped, he drew a circle and said: "Don't pay attention to Lao Sun, Lao Sun is already a useless monkey."

So Xiao Xiuming and his team got farther and farther away from Siming.

In the end, the Siming woman couldn't stand it any longer. For the sake of her future status, she felt that it was very necessary to abandon the image of being weak and transform into a female man.However, the fact is that she also turned the map upside down, Xiao Xiuming felt that they were against Si Ming!

It was obvious that they had lost their way in the wilderness.For the first time, Xiao Xiuming asked how the Siming woman came to Panzhou, and the Siming woman smiled shyly, and said: "She came here in a caravan!"

Xiao Xiuming: "..." Say goodbye manually.

So, here comes the final question, what can a group of road idiots do together?

The answer: Continue to be an idiot, maybe you will find the exit.Or wait in place to see if a well-meaning person will pass by and show them the way.

The system said arrogantly: [The host asks for this system, this system has a map. 】

Xiao Xiuming: "..." System, you have changed, where did that soft and cute dumpling go?

The system's sad face: [The world is impermanent, and this system doesn't know it either! 】

Xiao Xiuming: "..." Hehe, goodbye manually.

Although the system still compromised, he obediently handed over the map to Xiao Xiuming.

Author: System, can you have some backbone?Sure enough, it was the one who was pressed!

System: The host is full of arrogance, this system can't stand it!What does it mean that this system is the one that is under pressure? This system is obviously the one above!

Author: (meaningfully) The one above...

System: ... Get out!

Although Xiao Xiuming got the map, do you expect a Lu Chi who can't tell the difference between the south, the south and the north can understand the map?He can't take out the virtual map, can he?The system refuses to give directions to its own host, so having a map is the same as not having a map.

Why can't the heroine get lost in the barrenness?This unscientific!

Mu Jian rubbed his nose. In his previous life, in order to find bell grass for Fu Ci, he found it and lost his way in the barrenness for several months before coming out... The bad things in his previous life, let's not talk about it!

In fact, getting out of the barrenness is also very simple, just go straight in one direction. As for whether you will go to Panzhou, Siming, Huadi, Wuman or Yinsha, it is not known.The corner of Mu Jian's mouth twitched, and he suddenly thought: Why did he go to the desert?If you go around Conghua, don't you arrive at Siming?

Mu Jian: "..." I suddenly felt so stupid.Anyway, he is not the only one who is stupid.

Maybe it was God's favor, but someone really came from a distance, and Monkey King almost cried with Tang Seng and Bailongma in his arms.

Tang Seng: "???" Wukong, you are crying, what are you doing with the poor monk?

The system frantically swiped the screen in Xiao Xiuming's mind: [Damn it!Fuci!Shouldn't she be staying at the branch of the Fu family right now?How come here! ...Fu Ci is still tied? !The person who tied her up was... Meijiao! ! ! 】

Xiao Xiuming's face was paralyzed: "System, you should think about whether the branch of the Fu Family sold the Fu Ci to Meijiao instead of swiping the screen in my mind."

[This system doesn't want it either! ! !Fu Ci was tied up by Meijiao. According to the urine nature of the plot, the heroine’s body must be pure and pure, so someone will definitely come to rescue her. The worse situation is that Fu Ci knocked her head while struggling and the heroine Arrive early! 】The system has no face to love, and it roared, 【The plot of the world is spoiled by you! 】

Xiao Xiuming: "What does it matter to me? The hero has been reborn."

The system looks at the sky with gloom: [You are right, Mu Jian has been reborn, but in fact, this world can be a little more chaotic.You can obviously go around from Conghua, why do you choose to go to the barren... This world seems to have no logic at all (broken cans, broken)...]

Xiao Xiuming: "That's what I said..."

When Mu Jian saw the group of people, especially the girl who was being tied and led away, her body froze slightly.Although he was still immature, he would never mistake this face for the rest of his life.

Fuci!

Why is she here?Still tied up by the people from Meijiao? !

Mu Jian: "..." This is a horrible world.

Sun Wukong saw the group of people in the distance: "Abduction and trafficking of children! You will be locked up in a small dark room~"

Xiao Xiuming is seriously thinking about life (?): The branch of the Fu family where Fuci is located is in Huadi, next door to Shangjing. According to this, the branch of the Fu family is actually very close to Siming.So the question is, why didn't they fly back to Si Ming directly with the talisman Conghua with Yu Jian, instead of spending a lot of time detouring in the barrenness?

The system replied: [Maybe they have some brain problems. 】

Xiao Xiuming: "..." You have used periods, please remove "maybe".

Therefore, behind every successful protagonist there must be a group of brain-dead supporting villains who are dedicated to the protagonist.

Except our great Master Master.

Now our great master is making excuses for his stupid behavior of coming to waste. (Excuse: what do you want me for?)

The excuse is: I must have not woken up to make such a low-level mistake, it must be.

#Have you ever tried to guess the pain of the beginning but not the end? #

Fu Qing: My master tried it.

Out of nowhere, the Meijiao people over there got into a fight with someone from another team who came out of nowhere.After Xiao Xiuming tried hard to identify who the team was fighting with Meijiao, he fell silent.

Xiao Xiuming felt that it was necessary to share this matter with his friends, so he said lightly: "The Meijiao and Taihang over there are fighting."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xiuming had a paralyzed face, silently admiring the various expressions of the friends around him.

Sun Wukong looked surprised: "What? How can we show us the way when we are both injured?"

Mu Jian stared at the group of entangled people in the distance with an idiotic gaze: "Is Taihang sick? He went to the barrenness to beat people?"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together and muttered something: "%&￥#&$..."

The Siming woman looked like a dog, but she didn't speak.

Dog: Did I offend you?

In order to let the friends see more clearly, Xiao Xiuming specially spent his spiritual power to get a mirror to live broadcast the fighting process.Sun Wukong took out a few bags of melon seeds and said, "Hey, I don't have any popcorn, so I can make do with melon seeds! Who wants it?"

System: [You will be beaten by the heroine like this.In other words, why does Monkey King carry melon seeds with him? 】

Mu Jian looked at the sky gracefully at a 45° angle: "...give me a bag."

Si Ming woman: "..." Enough of you!Well, I want melon seeds too...

The author has something to say: There is no logic in this world...really.