The Diary of the Cultivation of the Little Dragon God

Compared with the stunned state of the father and son, who looked like they had seen a ghost, the bearded man looked relaxed, and even smiled what he thought was a friendly smile.

Nezha and his son, who couldn't resist Ao Bing's growing beard, gasped together, and even the servants around them who were frightened by the expressions of the two became nervous.

They looked at me, I looked at you, they couldn't understand why the two hosts showed such emotions to the guest, and the guard who brought the guest in began to think about whether to find an appropriate time to drive him away.

"What are you two doing? Don't you know me?" The bearded man pointed to himself, "It's me, it's me."

Nezha couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, his whole body seemed to be drained of all his spiritual energy, and he felt more tired than when he fought against the leader of Tongtian and his immortals.

I was physically tired then, and now I am mentally tired.

He thinks he likes Ao Bing very much, no, he loves him very much, but the other party's sudden change of appearance really makes him a little hard to resist.He vowed to accept such a wife, but not now.

Compared with his father who was so entangled in moving Zhoushan, Xiaoqiu was much calmer, his little head swayed from side to side, his eyes looked at the bearded man from top to bottom, and grandma asked, "Are you a mother?"

Boom.

Nezha felt that a string in his mind was broken, his eyes went blank, his five senses were almost gone, leaving only the question of Xiao Qiu echoing in his ears, which was more tormenting than the Qingxin Mantra taught to him by Taishang Laojun. .

When the bearded man heard the question, he was slightly startled, then raised his head and laughed.The sound shook the entire mansion, and it knocked down the spirit monsters who had made a comeback.

After laughing enough, he said with moist eyes: "Did your father tell you about me? That's right, when we first met, you were still an ass."

"So, you are not my mother?"

"Of course I am not your mother, but I am related to your mother."

Xiao Qiu nodded half-understood, beckoned him to sit down, and acted like a grown-up, ordering the maids and servants who were going to serve them to go down for dinner.

The meal prepared by the guests this time included the servings of the servants. This group of people stood eagerly by the table, staring at people like hungry wolves, just waiting for Nezha and the others to finish eating, so that they could clean up the table and enjoy the delicious food.

Nezha was still dumbfounded, but Xiaoqiu wasn't stupid. Those fiery eyes made him feel uncomfortable, not to mention that he never liked people watching him eat, so it would be better to dismiss them as soon as possible.

How comfortable.

"Do you need to wake up Nezha? He seems to be traveling in the sky." The guest said.

Xiaoqiu thanked him for the meatballs, "Uncle, you are too tired to cook, eat some first. I will take care of it when my father is here."

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head to the outside and shouted in feigned joy, "Mom! You're back? I miss you so much!"

"Bing'er? Where is Bing'er?" Nezha suddenly came back to his senses, looked around, and when he saw the harmless smiling face of the guest, he almost lost his soul in Kunyu Mountain again.

"Are you Bing'er? Why are you so old? And this beard, too ugly."

guest:"……"

"Nezha, it's me, me!"

"I know it's you. No, you are really ugly like this."

Xiao Qiu bit his chopsticks, trying not to let out a laugh, watching Nezha perform next to him.To be honest, with his performance, he will definitely be the first to be eliminated in the Tiangong selection.

After listening for a long time, the guest understood the current situation. He pressed Nezha's shoulder suddenly, and the beard on his face trembled, sending some cool breeze to the approaching ball.

"Nezha, wake up!"

"I'm sober. No, I don't think I'm supposed to be sober. I should have a drink. I need to get drunk."

The guest became more and more helpless, "I'm really not Ao Bing." He fiddled with his thick, thick and dark beard twice, "Can Ao Bing grow such a beautiful beard like mine?"

"So, uncle, who are you?" With Nezha's clumsy acting skills, Xiaoqiu ate half of his meal in a daze.

"I'm Taotie! I'm Ao Bing's cousin, your cousin."

Nezha shuddered and grabbed Taotie's wrist, "Are you really not Bing'er?"

"Ao Bing shouldn't be so free to play such games with you? Besides, his cooking skills are so poor, how can he cook such a good meal?"

Among the children of the Dragon Clan, there are many who can eat, but there are very few who can eat and cook, and he is the only one who can cook without bad reviews.

"My mother is very smart, uncle, don't speak ill of him." The little ball was puffy, and his face was almost as round as a ball in a bowl.

Taotie raised his hand to show his surrender, "Okay, okay, uncle, don't talk anymore. Nezha, don't stand still, Little Xingxing is almost finished eating, and you haven't even moved a bite yet."

"okay."

Nezha took a mouthful of rice and poked some chicken.This chicken smells delicious and is delicious to eat. The skin is crispy, the meat is fat and tender, and even the bones are delicious and juicy.But he always felt a bit unpleasant, and his heart was empty, no matter how many delicacies he used, he couldn't fill it up.

After finally finishing the meal, the servants who went down to eat also returned to the dining room to wait for orders.Seeing this, Nezha silently put down his chopsticks, glanced at his belching son, and asked, "Tao, are you full yet?"

"You don't think it tastes good?" Tao Tie looked at half of the dishes left in surprise, and there were even a few dishes that were almost brand new, which was a very big blow to him.

It was the first time someone so clearly denied his craft.

"It's pretty good. But I can't eat it." Nezha looked unimpressed, "Son, do you want to eat?"

Little Ball shook his head.

"Then take it away, or keep it for dinner."

Taotie shook his head vigorously, "After one meal is finished, it will be unpalatable if it is reheated. In this way, they are also to blame for the hard work, so let's give it to them."

"random."

Taotie waved his hand, and the table of dishes suddenly disappeared, and when it reappeared, it was so clean that it could shine on your face.Seeing the spirits outside the barrier eating happily, his self-confidence finally recovered a bit.

"Uncle, do you drink tea? My uncle sent someone to bring us a lot of tea. Adding some East Sea salt is the most refreshing."

"Sent by the Queen Mother of the West? Then I have to taste it."

After tea was served, the maids were driven back to the courtyard to rest by the little ball raised by the little hand.Nezha wanted to treat Taotie well, but because his face was so ugly and his smile was scarier than crying, he was persuaded to leave by Taotie and Xiaoqiu.

"What's wrong with Nezha today? Look at the half-dead, don't you have a disease?"

Xiaoqiu sighed and told the whole story.Taotie's expression was brilliant when he heard the words, and he couldn't help laughing up to the sky at the end.

"Just because of this? Oh, I've always heard people say that I would give up my love for becoming a fairy, but I didn't expect that Nezha became a fairy, and he was even more infatuated than before." He suddenly thought of something, covered his mouth, He also patted it twice with his hands, "You are still young, this is too exciting for you."

"It's okay, I understand." Sometimes being too precocious is a good thing.

Taotie said: "Blue is better than blue. When Ao Bing was three years old, he didn't understand anything. At that time, he was lying on the clouds with me watching a couple's rendezvous, and asked me what was good for my mouth. I don't know if my mouth is good. I know, but I know his brain must be very valuable."

"What do you mean?"

"An unused brain is worth a thousand gold. Didn't Ao Bing tell you? Then this uncle will let you learn a lot. Also, your mother is really in a hurry to go back this time, but it's not a bad thing."

"Specifically, I listened to it before I came, and said that his eggs are not in the right position. I am afraid that something will happen when laying eggs, so I need to nourish them with the water from the Dragon Palace first. I thought that Ao Yi's people should have come to mention it to you."

"No."

Taotie said: "Then are you going to tell your father?"

"Let's not talk about it, it's interesting to see how stupid he is. What will happen then, let's talk about it then."

"You really look a bit like Ao Bing with your bad intentions."

Ao Bing sneezed, took the handkerchief handed over by the maid who turned into a female crab next to her, and continued to listen to her aunt, but saw that Aunt Long stopped talking.

"aunt?"

"Have a cold?"

Ao Bing tightened his robe and sniffed, "No, maybe someone is talking about me. Auntie, what did you just say? I haven't remembered everything yet."

"Forget it, that's all for today. You're pregnant, so don't work too hard." Aunt Long summoned her close wife, "Go get the things."

Ao Bing was a little curious while recording.His aunt has always been famous for being stingy, and it is very good not to get treasures from the Dragon King of the Four Seas on weekdays, but today she even changed her nature to give gifts.

I'm afraid there is fraud.

When he was contemplating various possibilities, the old woman came back.

"This is a gift from my aunt for you and the little egg in your belly. Open it and have a look."

Ao Bing opened the rather exquisite wooden box in front of him with some doubts, and a burst of light shone, which made him a little bit dizzy.When the light dissipated, I saw three bracelets lying in the box, and twelve shells of the same size were strung on the bracelets.

"Put it on and show me."

Ao Bing obeyed, took out a string and put it on.In an instant, the warm current flowed upwards from the wrist, and soon filled the whole body.

"This……"

"This is a seven-color shell. It can protect you and my two nephews from all poisons, and everything will go well."

Ao Bing was taken aback, and hurriedly took it off and returned it, "I dare not accept such an expensive gift."

Most shells in the world are white, except for the two-color shells in the East China Sea, there are also rare three-color shells in the North Sea.And the colorful ones are hard to come by. It is said that it only grows in extremely cold places. The ancestor Hongjun went to look for it a few times, and only found four. After him, there are very few gods looking for it. have to.

Now his aunt actually sent 36 of them, which really shocked and moved him.

"Auntie, I..."

Aunt Long raised her hand, "There is no need to say thank you, it should be my thank you for your care over the years. Besides, you are the closest to me among these nephews. If you say it out of emotion and reason, do I want to thank you?" How are you? And your scumbag husband-in-law, oh, scumbag, what do you think his parents thought, giving their son such a name? Although the scumbag name is ugly, it can't stand the sweetness of the mouth and hurts others. When I see me, I always call my aunt and aunt, and when you were pregnant with Xiaoxing, he always came to my place every now and then to check the situation through the water mirror."

She sighed, "As for my brother-in-law, your father, apart from having a nice name and a good-looking person, there is really nothing else good. Don't you think so?"

Ao Bing twitched the corner of his mouth, "Dad didn't do it on purpose at the beginning. Father said that the facts are too complicated, so let's not blame him. I understand how you feel, aunt, but Dad is really not what you said. Unbearable. Besides..." He looked around hesitantly, and the woman and girl who received the message stepped back consciously, "Besides, my husband's name is Nezha, not a scum."

"Is he really not a scumbag?"

Ao Bing firmly denied it.

Aunt Long's brows widened all of a sudden, "I wondered why parents would give their children such names, so I misremembered them. Nezha? It's really a good name." In the end, she laughed twice. , with obvious embarrassment in his eyes.

"My aunt is busy with personnel affairs, so you don't need to worry about such small mistakes. It's almost time, I went to fetch the newly learned pastry for my aunt, and I heard from the fairies that this pastry is delicious and easy to make, and it can almost achieve zero mistakes. "

"Really? Then I'm really looking forward to it." Aunt Long chuckled, and suddenly thought of something, and rushed out of the room and shouted to her nephew: "Be careful when you boil the pot, don't burn yourself. Take your time when walking , don’t hurt my grandniece.”

As soon as Ao Bing stopped, he rushed back to the door, his eyes widened, "You, what are you talking about?"

The author has something to say:

Changed the setting, here it is set that Taotie is Ao Bing's cousin.However, according to the information found, Taotie was not actually born of Long, which is a folk saying.But after all, it is a novel, so I used a private setting, and I hereby indicate it.