The Diary of the Cultivation of the Little Dragon God

When Aunt Long saw him fighting like this, her heart skipped a beat.

"I told you not to burn yourself."

Ao Bing shook his head like a rattle, "The last sentence, you mean grandniece?"

"Didn't your father tell you? You are pregnant with a female dragon."

Ao Bing, who was informed of this heavy news, almost floated back and forth, and when Aunt Long kept praising him for his good craftsmanship, he was still immersed in mixed emotions.

Both happy and sad, mixed with a little surprise.

The happy thing is that since his aunt was born, the Dragon Clan has not heard the cry of the female dragon for hundreds of years. If what he is carrying is really a female dragon, it will really be a great thing for the Dragon Clan to rejoice.

The worry mainly comes from taking care of the children. My aunt is the only female elder, so I can naturally ask her for help, but she always disappears, which is really difficult.

"Bing'er, why are you thinking so seriously? I look like I'm going to eat people."

"Auntie, I, I want to say..."

Aunt Long yelled, and asked him what time it was. Ao Bing reported the time, and she hurriedly stood up, "I'm sorry, I promised Taoxian that I would give her rouge. With her violent temper, if you are in a hurry, you will have to wait." Cursing. If you can't eat fresh peaches in the future, you will be in trouble."

She bent down and hugged Ao Bing, "If you have anything to do, call the blue bird to send a message, and I will reply as soon as possible. The pastries are delicious, do you mind if I take some away?"

"It's okay, I'll give it all to you." Ao Bing conjured up a kraft paper bag out of thin air, wrapped it carefully for her, and tied it with a beautiful bow, "Auntie, be careful in everything."

"Bing'er is so sweet."

Ao Bing stood by the gate of the Dragon Palace, smiling as he watched Aunt Long's figure disappear into the sea.Turning back and walking for a long time, I remembered what I had forgotten, knocked on my forehead in great annoyance, and went back to the room with my mouth flattened.

Let's talk about the Li Mansion.

Nezha is depressed and depressed, but he still does not forget the courtesy he should have in hospitality.He also ordered people to clean up a clean room for Taotie in the courtyard where he lived, and he put on a smiling face to accompany the guests to sit in the small pavilion by the pond and watch the flowers.

Xiaoqiu spat out the candy, saw that the pattern on the top was not diminished, stuffed it back into his mouth, sat on Nezha's lap and looked around.

After a nap, Nezha gradually regained his fatherly appearance. He observed his son from time to time, lest he would be uncomfortable sitting, and occasionally fed him some water, which made Xiao Qiu wonder if his concealment might be too much.

But when Nezha mistook the Qiankun circle for a bagel and fed him into his mouth, almost breaking his front teeth, this feeling disappeared instantly.

"Tao, why did you come here suddenly? You still have such an ugly beard."

Taotie stroked his fluffy beard puzzledly, "What's so ugly? It's so good-looking. It's the first time since I was born that I feel so handsome. As for why I came here, it's because I want to come."

"You come as soon as you come, why do you have to cook so hard?"

After working hard for a long time, why do you still dislike it so much?Thinking of this, Taotie felt a fire in his throat.

Nezha didn't notice the change in his expression, and continued: "Then when do you plan to leave this time? If you stay for a long time, I can take you around Chentang Pass, and maybe you can pick satisfactory ingredients for cooking. "

"I have no official position and a light body, so I can stay and leave at any time. I'm afraid that you Li Nezha will find me annoying, if you don't think I'm annoying enough, and you still want to pick my dishes, then I will lose face."

Nezha laughed and laughed, and felt that his behavior at noon was inappropriate, so he quickly apologized to him.

"They're all my brothers, don't be so cautious, I was just joking just now. Actually, I don't want to stay for a long time this time. After a few days, Baihu's birthday, I will use the ice fire lotus as a deposit to invite me to make him a birthday banquet. At most, I will only bother you." Four days."

Nezha was surprised, "Ice Fire Lotus? That's a rare item."

The Ice Fire Lotus, the Colorful Shell, and the Dinghai Pearl are the three gods recognized by the Three Realms.

There are only four Dinghai Pearls in the world, and they are stored in the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas. The one in the East China Sea is in Ao Bing's stomach, so we won't show it for the time being.The ice fire lotus is more common than the seven-color shell, but it also grows in a very remote area, and it is also a sacred object of the demons.

According to legend, there will be a monster with three heads guarding around it, but if the person who takes the flower is not strong enough, all that awaits him will be wiped out in ashes.

"What's wrong with Baihu this year? I haven't seen it being so important in the past."

Taotie swallowed the clear tea that Xiaoqiu called out, sighed, and replied: "It's exactly five hundred years old, can you not take it seriously?"

"Old man." Nezha laughed.

The two old friends talked about the world, and continued to have refreshments several times during the period, until the sun was shining in the sky.

Taotie was going to make dinner, but was stopped by Nezha, who talked good and bad for a long time, but the other party still refused to enter, and led the girls who were waiting outside to the kitchen.

"Father, I have a question for you."

Nezha nodded, hugged his son tightly, and rubbed his chubby little head, "What are we father and son doing so politely? Just speak up if you have something to say, do you want to shush? Daddy will take you there."

"I just shushed it." Xiaoqiu puffed up his mouth in the shape of a goldfish, and quickly returned to his original shape. "It's the continuation of the previous story. I have always wondered why the last one who cried bitterly was the red windmill mountain that was arranged for my mother. Grandpa Yue?"

"Because I used the red rope in his palace to fix the windmill." Nezha thought for a while, "I heard that the flowers, plants and trees on the mountain moved everyone's heart, and Yuelao didn't single me out because of this. Now see me He hummed, and I got angry when I mentioned this matter. At that time, I made a thousand marriages for him, but he still didn't want to see me, son, do you think he is too stingy?"

Xiaoqiu tilted his head to think, and asked after a while: "Have all the thousand pairs succeeded?"

Nezha nodded.

"Then why are you still angry?"

"Who knows? The old man has a very weird temper. Son, when you see him in the future, just bow and say hello, and don't talk too much. It will save him from talking to you, which is annoying."

The ball agrees.

But after turning his head around for a long time, he always felt that something was wrong.

When Nezha finished drinking the tea and put down the cup, he asked again: "What kind of marriages did you make?"

"Men and women, shemales, demons." He took a bite of the shortbread, "Oh, there are also men and women. There are so many lovers in the world, and they must be married, right? Son, you also think that this is Doing something good, right?"

Because of Nezha's passion, it eventually led to the birth of the two gods who are in charge of same-sex marriages, the Rabbit God and the Empress Fuji.But that's something to say, let's stop there.

Hot Wheels on you.

Xiao Qiu stretched out his index finger and tapped Nezha's forehead, "Father, am I really your son?"

"It's true. What's the matter? Is someone talking nonsense and telling Dad that Dad will definitely beat him to death!"

"I'm so smart, do I look like a mother?"

Nezha nodded without hesitation, "Like your mother, she is good-looking, well-behaved, and can be fucked...and loves grass and flowers." Seeing his son's expression as usual, he quietly raised a sharpened gun for his wit, and told the truth without paying attention. Let me tell you, such a problem is unacceptable.

Xiao Qiu said: "I'm a little worried about my brother."

"What's wrong?" Nezha's question was obviously more impatient, "Did you feel something? Where's your mother? Is your mother okay?"

"I'm worried that my younger brother will be as stupid as you. Now even the youngest child in Chentangguan knows that Grandpa Yue only cares about the marriage between men and women, even if it is a human god, a human demon, or a demon, it is a man and a woman. What you have done Wasn't he deliberately scolding him for pulling her indiscriminately?"

Nezha opened his mouth, but there was no reply for a long time.

"Father, adults always say that emotions and desires will make people lose their minds, but you have lost too much of their minds. The heart is good, but things really go wrong." Xiaoqiu shook his head helplessly, and patted his back with his little hands. Shoulder, "It's okay, we don't dislike you, I will just be a few ignorant brothers."

Nezha: "..."

"Li Suixing, I'm your father!"

He can compromise on anything to his son, except this one.If the son treats him as a friend and is willing to get close to him, it is understandable and even a happy event; but if he is regarded as an elder brother, then he becomes Bing'er's son, and this relationship is really bad.

Until falling asleep, Nezha was nagging Xiaoqiu that he couldn't be his brother.The little fan stared and listened to him half asleep and half awake. When he was really sleepy, he turned back into a little dragon and curled up in the egg made by the spell.

This is what he learned from the enlightenment book written by Yuanshi Tianzun, saying that it can isolate all sounds from the outside world and rest at ease.He has been studying for a few days, but he has not been able to find a chance to display it. Today, he can show his skills to the fullest.

When Nezha saw the egg next to him, his heart sank for the most part.

It took him half a month to learn this kind of secret technique, and he was the fastest learner among the disciples of Kunyu Mountain. No.2 was Yang Jian, who learned it for a month.

And it was only a few days after he took back the books compiled by his master, his son had already mastered this magic, which really broke his heart.

A family of four, so far, he is really the stupidest.

"Son, I know you can't hear me now. But Dad still wants to tell you that no matter what, Dad likes you. I hope we can get along like friends, but we can never be brothers. Son, do you understand? "

The egg emitting a faint blue light did not respond.

Nezha languished, gave a long yawn, flicked out the candle, and lifted his quilt to sleep.It didn't take long to fall asleep.

After some time, the little dragon egg moved and made a slight noise.

"Father, I like you too, like my mother. Good night."

Suzaku held everything in his hand, closed the sky mirror, looked up at the brothers who were already hugging and crying, "Is it necessary?"

"It's so touching, no, it's so touching." Xuanwu sniffed, "Little Xingxing is only three years old, listen, he's only three years old! Could you be as considerate as he was when you were three years old? Of course not. .”

Qinglong followed suit and nodded, "When Suzaku was three years old, he was just a feather-shedding bird. He couldn't speak a word, no, he couldn't speak a word, and he knew how to bark like a golden crow all day long."

"Praise little Xing Xing to be good, don't scold me by the way." Suzaku dropped this sentence coldly, turned her head and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Little Xingxing, it is indeed you.

Hei Jiaolong stood quietly by the side watching the Dragon King of Beihai cry out like a pig, and quietly handed over a brand new handkerchief.The Dragon King of Beihai sniffed his nose hard, took a long breath, and said with the loudest voice in his life: "Look! This is my good nephew."

"Are your ears blocked by snot?" Hei Jiaolong seemed to hide a cold blade in his words, making the soldiers around him tremble with the cold, "I heard it and saw it. So, why do you use water mirrors to do this kind of thing?" Vulgar thing?"

As we all know, the water mirror of the Four Seas Dragon Palace is mainly used to detect changes in the sea surface and the bottom of the sea, which is equivalent to the beacon tower used by the emperor of the human race.The soldiers didn't dare to randomly click on the beacon tower, but the Dragon King of the North Sea used such an important water mirror to spy on his nephew.

Just look at it, and the result is to look at an egg.What's so good about eggs, there are plenty of chicken coops.

"How many things are there in the palace?" The Dragon King of Beihai returned to his normal volume.

Hei Jiaolong replied seriously: "Three days. If you don't stop at twelve o'clock, one and a half days is enough." With the dragon horn, everyone knows that the North Sea Dragon King, who is so lazy that he can easily steal the Dinghai Pearl, plans to Pretending to be sick and not working.

"Then, starting tomorrow, I will become a spinning top."

"Ok?"

"Never stop at twelve o'clock, try to finish things as soon as possible, and go to Chentangguan to see my little star."

The sleeping family of four (accompanied by Ao Bing and the unborn Xiaolongmei) didn't realize that they were about to usher in another time of turmoil.

The author has something to say:

Empress Fu Ji, self-created character, no prototype, don't get too deep into it.

The Rabbit God exists and is in charge of marriage between men and women.