School grass he is too good

After Cheng jumped to the class, Lin Jian sat alone again. It wasn't that he was cold and unwilling to sit with other people, but that the other students in the class were afraid that he would interfere with their studies.

After all, there is a tablemate who reads novels and plays games every day, so it is difficult for you to guarantee that you can be self-disciplined enough not to be taken over by him.

But recently, for some reason, he seems quite listless, and he is not even in the mood to read novels.

After a few days, I was criticized several times by passing school leaders for falling asleep in class, and I was fined nearly 6000 words before and after the review.

Lao Bai couldn't hold back and called him to the teaching and research group, "Lin Jian, although I know it's normal to be sleepy during adolescence, you can't do it like this. If you continue to be depressed, you'll still have it. All these reviews of yours are about to publish a book."

Lin Jian sat on a small bench and played with his mobile phone. Hearing this, he couldn't help laughing, "That's pretty good. I've already thought about the title of the book. It's called the wind and rain I experienced in high school for three years. It's a hit!"

"Come on, as soon as I heard it, I knew it would be a slow-selling book. I published it at my own expense and then sold it at nine yuan in the supermarket. I couldn't sell two copies." Cheng Tiao came to carry the computer bag for the teacher of the third group. I heard Lin Jian's shameless words.

Seeing him, Lin Jian raised the corners of his mouth subconsciously, and then replied naturally: "That's right, but if you publish a book like Cheng Weiwei's teaching you how to hate people, it will be a bestseller. I will buy it first A hundred books support you."

Lao Bai took a look and found that he seemed to be more energetic now, and suddenly felt that this kid might be bored to the point of sleepiness because no one wanted to chat with him in class.

"Old Bai, do you have anything else to say? If not, I'll go back first." Lin Jian put Cheng Tiao's shoulders and waved to Teacher Bai.

Lao Bai laughed helplessly, "You brat."

"Did you play with your mobile phone quietly under the covers in the middle of the night? When I went to the Academic Affairs Office to get materials yesterday, I was pulled by Master Wang and persuaded me for a long time, asking me to supervise you not to play with your mobile phone." Cheng Tiao curiously Stretching out his hand to brush his hair, the bags under his eyes almost caught up with others' lying silkworms.

Lin Jian looked at the hand that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and his whole body froze for a moment, and said with some slurred words: "Yes, no, it's just that the class is boring."

Cheng Tiao nodded in agreement, "That's true, I also feel sleepy in math class, let alone you have to take physics and chemistry, hell on earth."

"Yeah, it's not like you. There are 32 fairy students in a class. You must be very happy in your heart. When I was in hell, you wouldn't be happy in heaven." Lin Jian said this with a sour tone.

There was a trace of vicissitudes in Cheng Tiao's smile, "Yes, I'm carrying bricks for fairies in heaven."

The liberal arts class is simply using the boys as livestock. It should be changed to the bottled water at ordinary times.

However, Class [-] has the habit of cleaning and changing seats every week. Everyone thinks that there are too many things in the drawers and it is troublesome to take them out, so they move the tables and chairs together.The female students are careful and only need to sweep and mop the floor. The other tasks of moving tables, cleaning lamps and fans are all left to male students.

Therefore, the female students in Class [-] are especially looking forward to the day of sanitation every week, where they can chat for a long time.

"Stop talking, I'm going back to class first." Cheng Tiao waved to Lin Jian, and walked in through the front door of Class Five with a computer.

After Lin Jian took a second look at his back, he put his hands in the pockets of his school uniform and walked slowly towards his class.

Cheng Tiao is now used to the operation of multimedia, and he can open the PPT of the text to be taught that day before the teacher comes. It is no exaggeration to say that he feels that he is now a qualified little follower.

Teacher Santuan was also very satisfied with Cheng Tiao's progress, and was especially keen to let him take the lead and lead the whole class to recite together.

Most of the male students in the class are too lazy to talk, so Cheng Tiao can only hear the voices of the girls in the class every time he read aloud, and he often has the illusion that he is the only boy in the class.

In the English class, because the teacher went to other places for training, there was a small oolong just after returning from the meeting. The English teacher Miss Yan led the fourth and fifth classes respectively. English class representative.

Cheng Tiao scratched his nose with his fingertips, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "Teacher, I am already the representative of the Chinese class."

Miss Yan sighed regretfully, "Then Man Yao will be the one."

Lu Manyao silently raised her hand, "Teacher, I am a study committee member."

Miss Yan paused, "Is that normal?"

Changqing: "Teacher, I am the monitor."

Miss Yan: "..."

Then, after checking out a few classmates one after another, she found out that she was either abducted by other teachers to be a class representative or a class leader, which made her feel angry and funny.

The other students in the class couldn't hold back either, they all laughed out loud.

"It seems that I am suitable to buy lottery tickets today." Miss Yan said with a smile.

Then she pointed to a female classmate sitting in the corner with a relatively low sense of presence, and said with a smile: "Then this beautiful girl, I just glanced over and found that you look so much like the teacher before, it should be It's just fate."

Miss Yan is the youngest and most beautiful female teacher among the teachers, and she looks very temperamental. Even if the students in the poor class take her class, they will be more serious than usual, at least not so noisy.

Therefore, her words made many people look curiously at the female classmate in the corner.

"OK, boys and girls, let's get to class!"

After class, many people still curiously turned their attention to the shy-looking female classmate. After a few more glances, they found that she was indeed similar to Miss Yan.

The female classmate named Zhou Qin blushed, lowered her head and carried the things for the teacher to the teaching and research group.

"Wow, will Zhou Qin become as good-looking as Miss Yan in the future?" Several male students got together to discuss in a low voice.

With a lollipop in her mouth, Lu Manyao glanced at those people speechlessly, "I believe such words, do they have nuts in their heads?"

At first glance, it was obvious that Miss Yan had chosen so many people, and she was afraid that the girl would be sad if she thought she was selected as the class representative, so she made up the impromptu speech.

Cheng Tiao was previewing the textbooks at first, and after hearing her words, his expression was still confused, "Is it true? I also think that classmate looks really similar to Miss Yan."

"Then there are still people who think I look like Sophie Marceau, do you think I do?" Lu Manyao sneered, thinking that this fucking straight man is another one.

After Cheng Tiao closed the book, he raised his eyes and stared at her seriously for a while. Lu Manyao made him feel a little embarrassed and turned his head away. Although the other party was not her type at all, it was still good to be stared at by a handsome guy. Will blush!

"Not like." Cheng Tiao said without hesitation.

Lu Manyao's expression returned to calm in an instant, and she was even a little ferocious. She bit the candy in her mouth with a click, "You bastard, are you being too decisive! Can't you say something like that?"

Cheng Tiao shook his head, "Your eyes and mouth look more like Elizabeth Taylor."

"I forgive you again!" Lu Manyao's expression immediately turned cloudy.

The speed of this face-changing made Cheng Tiao a little funny, thinking that it was a great pity for the art world that the other party did not learn Sichuan Opera.

"Oh, Elizabeth Taylor? I'm fucking Leonardo." As soon as Lin Jian walked to the door, he saw Cheng Tiao hooking up a girl, and he couldn't help but complain.

Lu Manyao rolled her eyes, "Why do you hang out in our class every day? Have you fallen in love with a female student in our class? Let me tell you, don't even think about it."

Lin Jian sneered, and said nonsense in his heart, he wasn't looking for a female classmate, but... shit!

Cheng Tiao tilted his chair back slightly, and looked at the guy outside the door with interest, only to see that his face gradually changed from white to green, and he didn't know what happened.

Tsk, but this face-changing skill is definitely better than Lu Manyao's. He doesn't even need to use facial makeup, he just changes.

"Hey, Lin Jian, you..." Cheng Tiao hadn't finished speaking when he saw Lin Jian running towards the toilet without looking back.

This made him stick his head out of the door a little speechlessly, "Did you bring paper with you? Are you in such a hurry?"

When Lin Jian rushed to the toilet, he almost slipped forward because of the slippery floor. Just when his face was about to touch the ground, he quickly grabbed the pants of a classmate beside him.

"Fuck!" He was so frightened by normality that he rarely cursed, and hurriedly pulled up his pants with one hand, and helped the man up with the other hand, "You are in a fucking hurry to eat shit, I The rubber bands of your trousers almost broke you."

"Sorry brother." Lin Jian stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder. For the time being, he couldn't care less about cursing back. He strode towards the sink without looking back.

Looking at his back, Chang Qing couldn't help cursing again, and then decided to wear a belt more often when going out in the future.Otherwise, it is really possible to meet this kind of guy who will take off a pair of your pants even if you fall down, and it will be miserable if you don't guarantee it in the evening.

Cheng Tiao, who was at the back door, happened to see the whole process, and almost laughed himself to death. He lay on the desk and giggled for a long time, his eyes turned red from laughing.

"Damn, I thought you were chasing him again, running so fast." Chang Qing had just returned to the classroom when he saw Cheng Tiao who was still having fun, which made him a little speechless.

Lin Jian and Cheng Tiao would stage scenes of falling in love and killing each other in the corridor every now and then, and they were criticized several times as typical.Basically, every time it is mentioned that fighting in the corridor is prohibited, the names of these two people must be mentioned.

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And Lin Jian who was in front of the sink in the toilet was frantically washing his face with cold water, and the cold water splashed on his face finally calmed down his mind that had been thinking wildly for a while.

He felt that maybe it was because the sun was too strong today, which made him suffer from heatstroke, and that's why he had such a terrible thought earlier.

After tightening the faucet, Lin Jian took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, but unfortunately he lowered his head and started pouring cold water on his face before holding on for five seconds.

It's terrible, the thought is really terrible...

After waiting in line for a long time at the back, Lone Wolf, who wanted to wash his hands, finally couldn't help it anymore, he asked doubtfully, "Dude, did you accidentally fall into a shithole just now, and you need to toss your face like this? "

Lin Jian: "..."

The author has something to say: cheap: I may be crazy (0x0)

Jumping: Although I don’t know what happened, I still mourn for you for three seconds

Thank you hee hee hee III, 3104, and the nutrient solution for Chongya, okay! (づ￣3￣)