School grass he is too good

Lin Jian wiped off the water droplets on his face with his sleeve, and didn't bother to pick up on Zhou Qian. He turned around and walked towards the classroom with a sullen face, but he stopped after taking two steps.

Then he gritted his teeth and went up to the fifth floor from the stairway near the toilet, and then went down slowly after reaching the end of the fifth floor. He didn't know why he wasted so much effort to go around in such a big circle.

After returning to his seat in the class, his head was still a little dizzy, and the unexpected thought just now scared him a little too much.

"Did you pee your shoes and make your face so ugly?" Wei Lan asked in a low voice.When I went to the toilet, my face suddenly became so ugly, except for my pants legs and shoes.

Of course, he felt that the latter was more lethal in comparison.

Lin Jian wiped his face, took a deep breath and said, "I may be bewitched."

Lin Gun was reciting an ancient poem. He couldn't help but turn his head when he heard this, "You've got an evil spirit, look for Brother Tiao. He's a magician. Ask him to burn incense for you too. Seriously, I really feel that Tiao Brother must have some hidden secret identity, his fragrance is very mysterious..."

Lin Jian silently covered his ears, but he didn't hear the words clearly, he felt that he couldn't hear a certain two words in a short time.

Wei Lan unscrewed the thermos cup and poured himself a cup of hot water. He raised his eyes and glanced at Lin Jian and sneered, "Jian Er, do you know that your action now looks like a word, what is it called?"

"Hide your ears and steal your bell." Lin Gun said tacitly.

Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting!

Lin Jian Duang slammed his head on the table and closed his eyes.

He felt that maybe his posture when he got up today was not right, and he would just sleep again, and after waking up, he was still the straight man of steel!

Today is a cloudy and rainy day, so he doesn't need to run and exercise, so he has a long time to calm himself down.

"Damn, the girl from the first year of high school is at the gate of class five."

"Really or not, I bet a bag of spicy sticks that she will definitely go to find Brother Tiao."

"I guess so, those crooked melons and jujubes in Class [-] can't compare with our Brother Tiao."

"Come here, Brother Tiao has come out."

"........."

Lin Jian, who was still lying on the table and almost snoring, suddenly jumped up, and then walked to the door with big strides, poking his head out of the door carefully like everyone else to look in the direction of Class Five.

Cheng Tiao seemed to have noticed that many people were watching him, so he led the classmate surnamed Tong to the stairs.

Grass!What the hell are you talking about and avoid people talking!Lin Jian looked at the backs of the two with some resentment and growled in his heart.

"Tsk tsk tsk, handsome men and beautiful women are pretty good matches." Lin Chen once again began to be jealous of Qi Chengtiao's love luck. He thought that he might have been a lemon essence in his previous life, otherwise how could he be so sour.

Lin Gun sighed, "Old Wei, I'm sore, are you sour?"

"I'm not sour. It's the sour smell in this place that makes my teeth hurt." Wei Lan teased, then put her arm on Lin Jian's shoulder lightly, "Jian'er, do you smell it?"

Lin Jian snorted coldly, "I smell shit!" As he said that, he went to his seat without looking back.

A classmate sniffed suspiciously, "Who farted? Why didn't I smell it?"

Lin Chen stretched out his palm calmly, and said solemnly to everyone: "Please wait a moment."

Everyone looked at him curiously, not knowing what he was going to say.But in the next second, everyone's expressions changed suddenly.

"puff--"

"Fuck, are you still a fucking human?" Lin Gun hurriedly rushed to the corridor to take a deep breath of the air outside, clutching his nose, and then almost vomited, "Damn, you floated outside."

The students sitting by the window opened the windows one after another, and the electric fans were turned up to the maximum level. The students at the back door fled in a hurry, leaving Lin Chen standing alone at the door, looking a little lonely.

"This time, it really stinks." He couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"Ha, borrow money?" Cheng Tiao's expression was a little embarrassed, he stretched out his hand and scratched the tip of his nose, "I may not bring enough money, or else, I'll find other students to borrow it for you."

Tong Lixue was silent for a while, and then she looked a little troubled, "But I only ask you to borrow 42 yuan."

According to her seniority, Tong Lixue should be Cheng Tiao's niece, but she is too embarrassed to bother this uncle she doesn't know very well at school, because she is in a hurry to pay the material fee, but her phone is out of battery and she can't go to the supermarket to change it. Looking for a jump.

Cheng Tiao was even more troubled than she was. He left his wallet in the dormitory, and now he only has three and a half dollars left in his pockets, and his mobile phone is a Nokia. How can I borrow it?

In the end, he went back to the class silently and asked people to borrow change one by one. He managed to get together the material fee of 42 yuan for five yuan and ten yuan. Five cents coin.

Tong Lixue looked at the handful of change in her hand, feeling that it was extraordinarily heavy for no reason. She looked at Cheng Tiao with great emotion, "Thank you uncle!"

Cheng Tiao: "..." Farewell, it's too weird to be called that by peers. If you don't know this, people might think they are putting on a melodrama for a penny.

Looking at the back of his niece leaving, Cheng Tiao still felt a little emotional in his heart. He felt that this niece was really pitiful. He borrowed the change in the class in a few minutes, but the other party had to go upstairs to ask him to borrow it...

"This popularity is really bad." He whispered.

……

[Anonymous Strawberry]: I heard that magicians finally started collecting protection fees today?

[Anonymous Durian]: I finally accepted it, or I feel uneasy every day, how much do I have to pay?

[Anonymous Pineapple]: Is there anyone from the fifth class who can speak out, so that we can have a bottom line in our hearts.

[Anonymous Guava]: Eight dollars

[Anonymous Banana]: two five

[Anonymous grape]: 12 yuan

[Anonymous Strawberry]:? ? ?

[Anonymous Cherry]: Is this a protection fee, or a price for scrap?

[Anonymous Watermelon]: For a while, I don't know whether to say that Rukawa Feng is too hungry, or you people in Class [-] are too poor, tsk tsk tsk.

[Anonymous Banana]: He said he would pay it back.

[Anonymous Sakyamuni]: You have to pay back two yuan and five yuan.

[Anonymous Grape]: It was just a loan of change, but you insisted that you were collecting protection fees.

[Anonymous Guava]: Exactly!

[Anonymous Dragon Fruit]: They are in a hurry, they are in a hurry, they are in a hurry...

[Anonymous Tomato]: I'm anxious for you, sister, if you have the ability, come to the fifth class to fight one-on-one, idiot.

[Anonymous Cherry]: I understand the truth, but why is there a tomato in our fruit family?

[Anonymous Tomato]: How come a tomato is not a fruit, you decided?

[Anonymous Pineapple]: Let alone, according to the Supreme Court of the United States, a tomato is a vegetable!

[Anonymous Tomato]: Bah, this is Huaxia!

Then everyone started a debate on whether tomatoes are fruits, and the original topic was gradually forgotten. They only wanted to distinguish whether tomatoes deserve to join the fruit family.

In the end, the group owner changed his name to an anonymous name to end the war, but unfortunately, this time he changed it to vegetables again, and someone got tomatoes again.

[Administrator has turned on the ban on all employees]

Wei Lan let out a breath. With a tomato, he diverted the eyes of everyone's gossip. At the same time, he also came to a conclusion that the high school goddess came up to borrow money from Cheng Tiao.

Wei Lan: "......"

How poor is this, to have the courage to come up to Cheng Tiao, who is known as a school bully, to borrow money.

Lin Jian squatted on the tabletop to pick the wall, and he picked off a lot of the broken wall dust. The white wall usually falls off and can be taken to other places. a chunk.

After Wei Lan glanced at the shattered wall ash on her desktop and the broken wall skin in the cup, she slammed her back against the table behind her helplessly, "Aren't you finished, you If this continues, I will let Lao Bai call you to paint the walls."

Lin Jian sighed, and rolled to the empty table, his own table was already hot.

After putting his face on the somewhat cold table, he sighed again, "Old Wei, did you fucking see it long ago?"

"It's not too early. There will be some signs when school just starts." Wei Lan said softly, especially when he saw that the other party gave away all the rogue rabbits that he had hugged for several years. It's so unscientific.

But he didn't expect Lin Jian to say it so directly. He thought that with the character of the other party, he would have to struggle for another two days.

Lin Jian pressed his forehead on the table, his voice was a little dry, "Then am I finished?"

Wei Lan paused for a moment, then comforted him: "There should be salvation."

Lin Gun listened for a long while, it can be said that he was confused, he looked at the two people in a daze and asked: "No, what kind of charades are you two playing?"

Wei Lan reached out and pressed his head to the book, "Kids don't care about so much business."

Lin Gun: "..."

After school, Lin Jian rarely went to Class [-] to find Cheng Tiao to go to the cafeteria together, but told Lin Gun that he had something to do with Wei Lan, and he wanted to ask for leave to go out of school.

"What's the matter, do you still need to ask for leave?" Lin Gun asked with some doubts.

Obviously everyone is basically together, but why does he always feel that these two people seem to be hiding something from him.

Lin Jian sighed, "Go see a doctor." He felt that he had to find a quiet place to have a good talk with Old Wei.

Afraid of Lin Gun's misunderstanding, Wei Lan added temporarily, "Heart disease."

"Okay." Lin Gun scratched his hair for some unknown reason, and then walked out through the back door with his schoolbag on his back.

Lin Jian looked at his back with some emotion, "If only I were as stupid as him, at least I can find out about this later."

Wei Lan pursed her lips, and then said helplessly, "The degree of difficulty is a bit high."

"Then why didn't he find out?" Lin Jian couldn't help asking, "I don't think he's that stupid, just average, not as good as Lin Gungun anyway."

Wei Lan was silent for a while, "Do you dare to say that in front of him?"

Lin Jian: "Isn't it me who is that idiot?"

You are indeed quite an idiot, Wei Lan is not ashamed to say this.

……

"What are Lin Jian and the others doing?" Cheng Tiao couldn't help raising his mouth after finishing his meal.

Lin Gun was engrossed in the duel with the duck's legs, and his expression was a little tangled after hearing his question.After hesitating for a moment, he said in a low voice, "I don't really know, it seems like I'm going to see a psychiatrist."

Cheng Tiao was a little confused: "???"

"Whoever has a psychological problem, doesn't the school have a psychology teacher?" He frowned and asked, and he had to go to a psychiatrist, what a problem.

Lin Gun shook his head, "I don't know either, maybe there are problems."

Cheng Tiao ate the soup, "There is a problem... Is this problem contagious, or is the second half-price also available for consulting this thing?"

He is also clear about the fact that adolescence needs some psychological counseling. Qi Huangjuan had an appointment with that kind of high-level psychological counselor before, and it cost three thousand and five thousand an hour. After he came out, all problems disappeared immediately.

It's not that the other party's ability is superb. Psychological counseling is a matter of careful flow, but compared to some minor psychological problems and angina of spending money, our little Qi brother chose the former without hesitation.

In his words, "Although I know I'm sick, at least I still have money."

"Is the place they're looking for reliable?" Cheng Tiao asked still a little uneasy, but then he felt relieved when he thought that Lin Jian should not be short of the money, "Forget it, it's good to talk to someone. I said that his dark circles are so heavy recently, maybe it's because of the psychological pressure and insomnia."

Lin Gun tilted his head, "Yes, but his snoring can wake me up occasionally."

Cheng Tiao: "That's right, the one with the problem should be Old Wei."

The author has something to say: Old Wei: Why did my back suddenly sink?

After setting up so many flags at the beginning, Qianjian is finally going to embark on the road of pulling the flags, congratulations!

Thanks to pri□□-Jinjin, 3104, Hee Hee III, Yan Chenchen, and Chong Ya for their nutrient solution, okay~