two and a half

Xue Wei kept harassing Shi Ke in the front, but Shi Ke ignored her and fell asleep, probably because Xue Wei had never encountered such a situation where a hot face was stuck to a cold butt, and she was a bit persistent, in an idol drama It's the kind of bloody scene of "very good, woman, you have successfully attracted my attention." However, this is not an idol drama. It was only when Lu Dong approached that he realized that it was actually a brain-dead fan drama.

"Shi Ke! Tell me again quickly, you still know something about my male god, don't ignore me!"

Lu Dong pretended to cough, and kindly reminded Xue Wei that the male god you talked about was coming, but Xue Wei was so absorbed in searching for deeper news that he didn't even hear the kind reminder from the deity.

"School committee, I'm about to cough up lung cancer, you are so focused." Lu Dong knocked on Shi Ke's table, saw that Shi Ke didn't raise his head, and pushed again, "Let's go."

"Oh, god, you're here!" Xue Wei's face seemed to be glowing, and it turned a little pink in an instant, and he straightened his hair in a hurry, "God, god, you're so handsome today!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Lu Dong said a few words to Xue Weipin, seeing that Shi Ke was still awake, he pushed him vigorously, "Wake up."

The person lying on the stomach moved, and slowly raised his head, his face was covered with a large amount of red from the pillow, he rubbed his eyes, and immediately raised his voice after realizing that it was Lu Dong, "Brother Dong, you are back!"

"Come back and get your schoolbag." Lu Dong said.

"Are you really asleep?! I thought you just didn't want to talk to me!" Xue Wei was quite self-aware.

"At first I didn't want to talk about it, but then you talked so hypnotically that I fell asleep." Shi Ke rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and yawned again.

Lu Dong looked at him and frowned, "Why are you so sleepy? The old lady's class is boring?"

"What old lady?" Shi Ke asked, "I don't even know whose class I attended today, I slept almost all afternoon, and I fell asleep."

"What are you doing?" Lu Dong frowned and asked.

"I haven't slept well these days, Brother Dong, look how pitiful I am." Shi Ke said, "You still hit me like this just now."

Lu Dong originally wanted to ask him why he didn't sleep well these days, but the answer to the last sentence really made Lu Dong feel bad, so he just left without even asking.

Halfway through the walk, I remembered something, turned around and asked, "Aren't you leaving?"

"I have to fuck myself at night..." Shi Ke changed the subject before he finished speaking, "Let's go! Brother Dong, wait for me!"

Lu Dong turned away without saying a word. Shi Ke put the things on the table into his schoolbag and ran out.

Xue Wei, who watched the whole process from the beginning to the end, was surprised and didn't say a word. After the two of them left, Xue Wei took out his mobile phone and pressed a few times belatedly.

A few seconds later, members of [Cordyceps Research Institute] received such a message.

[Male god is my life]: I always feel that I just had hallucinations...

Lu Dong didn't go far, and waited for Shi Ke to come over by the car shed.

There may be many reasons why Shi Ke came here. After beating Shi Ke, Lu Dong slowly regained his senses, and it may not be the reason he thought.

When Shi Ke ran over, there were quite a lot of people watching behind him. After all, these two are quite well-known today. Those posts on the post bar have been popular for a long time. There is never a shortage of people.

Lu Dong ignored those people, and when Shi Ke caught up with him, he rode up on his bicycle. Seeing this, Shi Ke ran a few steps, and sat firmly on the back seat, but Lu Dong didn't catch it. , the body shook a few times.

"Go down." Lu Dong said.

"Brother Dong, let me tell you, I'm really pitiful, so you can't treat me like this." Shi Ke put his arms around Lu Dong's waist, and rubbed his back and forth like wiping his nose.

Lu Dong's hair was rubbed, and he shook the handlebar vigorously, "If you are not honest, I will throw you off."

After Lu Xi went to school, Lu Dong returned to Lu Yumei's side. Lu Yumei was very happy when she saw Shike came again. She was even happier knowing that Shike had transferred to Lu Dong's school. Lu Yumei liked Shike very much, and Shike was clever. He never forgets to compliment everyone when he sees him, and he looks like someone else's child, so only Lu Dong knows how stupid this person is.

"Gu, I will be Brother Dong's classmate from now on. Can I continue to work with you? My home is also quite far away. Going home is like fleeing from disaster."

Lu Yumei didn't know that she was coaxed by Shi Ke's few words, so she agreed so readily. Lu Dong had never seen Lu Yumei so straightforward.

"Okay, little guest, you can continue to work here, and your salary will be paid as usual. You and Lu Dong will take turns. In the past, he didn't have a good rest by himself, so he also has a companion, and I see you You are a good boy, Lu Dong, you should learn from others and stop fighting all day long!"

As soon as Lu Dong talked about himself, he was not very willing to listen, so he changed his mind in a few words, which made Lu Yumei want to get angry again, "If you don't listen to me, I'm going to be pissed off."

It was night, after drinking and eating, Lu Dong crossed his legs and played minesweeping at the front desk. Shi Ke moved a stool and sat next to Lu Dong. He wanted to speak a few times but was ignored by Lu Dong.

Finally, I couldn't help watching Lu Dong blindly clicking the mouse on the screen, "Brother Dong, click the one next to him, here is a bomb."

Lu Dong glanced at Shike, moved his finger, clicked on the piece next to it, and it exploded.

Lu Dong looked at Shi Ke blankly, who touched his nose in embarrassment.

Lu Dong lit a cigarette and leaned on the chair, "Tell me, don't you have something to tell me?"

"You ask so bluntly, I don't know where to start."

"Then stop talking." Lu Dong said.

Shi Ke: "Brother Dong, are you playing cards so unconventionally?"

Lu Dong handed Shi Ke a cigarette, "Sometimes I feel that you are too childish. Although you have a good personality, you do things too unreasonably. I only bother you about that. It's true that I want to beat you up."

"Brother Dong, you really wronged me." Shi Ke brought the cigarette to Lu Dong, lit his own with the cigarette butt in Lu Dong's mouth, and took a deep breath, "I don't have anything. Speaking of which, you just came here for a while, I was quite wronged at first, and I wanted to come to you for comfort, but instead of asking for comfort, I was injured all over my body."

"It deserves it, do you know what it's called?" Lu Dong lit the cigarette in the air with his hand.

"what?"

"It's your own fault." Lu Dong smiled.

When Lu Dong smiled, Shi Ke couldn't help but want to laugh. After laughing for a while, he felt too stupid and embarrassed, "I didn't tell them that I was going to transfer here. They already did the transfer procedures for me in the third middle school , I didn't know at first."

Lu Dong couldn't laugh anymore.

How far is Shi Ke's home from here? Although I have never been there, I can probably know that whether it is his original home or his grandma's home, it is equivalent to going to another place to study. The key is to seek this It's not a good school yet, Lu Dong knows what kind of No. [-] Middle School is.

"Who did it for you?" Lu Dong asked.

"My mother, in fact, my grandma should know it too. That's good, so I won't be upset when I see them. I'll stay here so I won't have to go back."

Shi Ke said it very easily, and Lu Dong looked carefully again, and found that he couldn't tell whether he was pretending or real.

Is it self-deprecating deliberate estrangement or the ease after escaping? Probably only Shi Ke himself can know.

Lu Dong felt a little distressed again.

"Little Stone," Lu Dong said, "Where's your luggage?"

"As for the school, I just put it in the dormitory when I went this morning. I didn't even tidy it up." Shi Ke said that the dormitory became more exciting, "Brother Dong, have you ever lived in the dormitory?"

"No."

"You don't know, the school dormitory is simple, there are fourteen people in a dormitory, and when I entered the dormitory, I felt that my mother was surrounded by people. A flower that loves sociability feels crowded to me and only a few leaves are left. "

Lu Dong could imagine that the dormitory conditions of the school were there. There were not many people living there. The dormitory buildings were all former staff buildings, and there were only a few rooms. Thank goodness for that already.

"What time is it?" Lu Dong looked at the computer, "What time does the school close?"

"It seems to be ten o'clock." Shi Ke said, "Brother Dong, what do you want to do?"

"Bring your luggage here. Let's just do it today. Aren't you still here? You can't live here at night. Let me tell you first. There is only one bed in my room, or a single bed. If you want to sleep, you can open it yourself." A room, thirty per night, I can't live with love."

Shi Ke was afraid that he would go back on his word, "Shut up!"

The two of them went back to school again before ten o'clock. The doorman was useless to Lu Dong, who was of no use at all, and the old man of the doorman also knew Lu Dong, so the two of them just walked in like that.

250 on the second floor, when the door of the dormitory was pushed open, all the people in the room seemed to be stilled. Those who ate instant noodles, played games, had porridge with their girlfriends, and the few were holding books to cultivate sleepiness. All looked towards the door in unison.

Naturally, Lu Dong had no expression on his face. He turned around and said to Shi Ke standing at the door, "Which one belongs to you?"

Shi Ke felt that Brother Dong should be used to this kind of scene, but Shi Ke was still somewhat embarrassed, but a boy playing games in the room picked it up, "Brother Dong, that's the bed of Brother Ke." The boy pointed He pointed to the bed facing the door. There were several bags piled up randomly on it, and there were two large suitcases underneath. There were several people sitting on the bed. landlord.