two and a half

"Excuse me, let me go." Lu Dong said to the boy who was holding the cards in his hand and was still in a daze. The boy moved to the side, and Lu Dong glanced at the cards in his hand, and reminded him kindly, "Go right!" Well, they've got tracts left."

The boy obediently threw out the pair of sixes. The other two looked at the pair of kings in their hands and thought for a while, "I'm sorry."

Shi Ke has a lot of things, and the two big suitcases underneath belong to him. Fortunately, the two of them walked over. After Lu Dong went out with the luggage, Shi Ke took a step back and was grabbed by the buddy who was playing the game just now. , "Brother Ke, brother Dong, are you so familiar with Brother Dong?"

Shi Ke looked serious, and cleared his throat very solemnly, "I'm just Brother Dong's new recruit."

Lu Dong found a new room for Shi Ke. Shi Ke had a lot of things, but when he took them out, Lu Dong felt that there were few useful things, and they were all waste. Out comes a lady's scarf.

"Is this yours too?" Or your girlfriend's?

Before Lu Dong could say the second part, Shi Ke took the bag containing the scarf and said, "This is my gift for my sister-in-law!"

Lu Dong watched Shike pack up his things, and took out a few more things. The scarf was also mixed with those, and they were probably gifts.

The children are quite likable, even after being kicked out, they still don't forget to give others gifts.

"Do you have mine?" Lu Dong asked.

"Yes, yes," Shi Ke hesitated, "I thought it was pretty good at first, but now I realize that you might not like it..."

"Bring it here and let me have a look." Lu Dong said.

Shi Ke took out something from another bag, the box was quite nice, the only thing missing was a ribbon.

Lu Dong opened it and took a look before smiling.

"Brother Dong, don't laugh, I kind of question my aesthetics when you're like this, forget it, I don't have any aesthetics anyway." Shi Ke was about to take the box.

"Very good." Lu Dong took out a pendant from the box, on which was a Q version villain.

Lu Dong has learned the painting skills of Shi Ke a long time ago, but he didn't expect it to be cuter. The villain on it is wearing the hoodie that Lu Dong usually wears most, with his hands folded on his chest. With a vicious look, the pair of cat ears on the head has a strange and cute feeling.

"I drew the draft by myself, and then got someone to order it. It looks pretty good, but now it doesn't seem to fit your big boss temperament."

Lu Dong didn't speak, took out his mobile phone and hung the villain on it and shook it a few times, "Thanks, but don't think about asking me to clean it up for you."

After the semester starts, there is a placement test, which is about dividing the classes into arts and sciences.

This day, Sister Hua was drawing circuit diagrams on the podium with great emotion, "Students, the exam is tomorrow. We are physics, the subject that is the easiest to score. I ask everyone, the last big question, don't leave me alone." , the first two questions must be done."

Lu Dong was lying on the table and playing a game. The screen was in the middle of a team battle, and the speed of his finger pointing on the screen was constantly accelerating. The little man on the phone was shaking, and Shi Ke was beside him. I didn't attend the class either. I wanted to see what game his Brother Dong was playing, but I saw the villain shaking with the rhythm. In fact, not only did the villain make one, but Shi Ke drew three in total, one Lu Xi and the other Lu Dong. One of himself, his own was originally hung on the keychain, and seeing that Lu Dong looked good on the phone, Shi Ke hung his own on the phone too.

Shi Ke took out his mobile phone and shook it twice. Before Lu Dong could see it, he took the mobile phone and shook it in front of Lu Dong. ?”

Lu Dong was touched by Shi Ke's hand, he missed a skill, and was killed by the opponent's big move. Lu Dong clenched his fists while looking at the black and white interface, and glared at Shi Ke.

Knowing that he had gotten into trouble, Shi Ke stepped back a little, "That...Brother Dong, it's a game, it's just a game, don't get too addicted."

Before Lu Dong raised his hand to beat him, Sister Hua shouted to the two of them, "Lu Dong, stand up!"

Lu Dong glanced at Shi Ke, and stood up slowly.

"Repeat, what did I just say?" Sister Hua took a broken chair leg out of nowhere, and banged on the podium. Lu Dong felt that the podium was punched out by her.

Lu Dong put the phone on the table, cleared his throat, "Lu Dong, stand up!"

Not a single word is bad, and even the accent has been learned.

The group of students represented by the last few rows of the class laughed especially fiercely. Sister Hua was so angry that she picked the one who laughed the most.

"Stop laughing! Then who! It's just you!" Sister Hua pointed at Shi Ke with the leg of the chair, "Lu Dong is at the same table, the new one is called time, right? Stand up."

At first, Shi Ke didn't realize who it was called. After a while, he realized that he was the time, and stood up, "Teacher, I'm not called Time, I'm Shi Ke."

"It doesn't matter what time you are, why don't you call it time!" Sister Hua is notoriously pungent, and she can change her face faster than turning the pages of a book. When she was in Sister Hua's class for the first time, she still called her classmates with a smile. My dear ones, just when everyone thought they had finally ushered in a young, beautiful and good-tempered teacher, she let everyone know what women are fickle in the second class.

Since then, the physics class of Class [-] and [-] has become a lingering nightmare.

"I think my mother may think that calling Shi a few points is not very easy to pronounce, so she called it a little literary." Shi Ke thought for a while before saying.

The laughter in the class grew stronger.

"You two don't want to go to class and let me out!" For this Xiao Ming, you get out of my way, Sister Hua happily used it, and every time she used it, it was Lu Dong eight out of ten times. They all feel like they have companions.

Looking at Shi Ke who was very obedient and let him go out, Lu Dong suddenly felt that his previous concern for him was superfluous.

No matter what school this guy is in, he probably looks like this.

What kind of trauma did I suffer in my brain at that time, so I felt that Shi Ke was buried when he came to school here?

There is a column outside the classroom that is a display column. The last report card and the class's excellent test papers will be posted here. In addition, there are some blackboard reports about class construction.

When Lu Dong came out, Shi Ke was looking at the final report card before the holiday with great interest. When he saw Lu Dong coming out, he pointed to the name at the bottom and asked, "Brother Dong, is this you?"

Lu Dong looked at Shi Ke, and felt that he couldn't hold back his hands and wanted to beat him up.

"What do you want to say?"

Shi Ke stretched out his hand and patted Lu Dong's shoulder, "Brother Dong, don't worry, with me here, you are definitely not the last one in this exam."

Lu Dong: "..."

Forget it, don't bother with idiots.

Shi Ke is a transfer student. Brother Liu might have introduced him before he came here, but Lu Dong didn’t hear about it when he came too late. Now that I think about it, Shi Ke’s grades are all in the previous file. If this guy is really a good student, Brother Liu Probably won't let him sit next to her.

Maybe this guy can really kick himself off this throne.

After the examination room was arranged, Shi Ke looked at the examination room on the admission ticket and showed off to Lu Dong, "Brother Dong! We are in the same examination room! We are so destined! Let me see your seat number!"

Lu Dong didn't want to talk to him, turned his back and took a Chinese book, put it on his face and closed his eyes to rest.

"Fuck us both in the front and rear seats! It's so fateful!"

Lu Dong couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Shi Ke's stool, and Shi Ke sat on the stool and moved one meter away.

"Don't fucking talk to me, I'm afraid of lowering my IQ."

After hearing this, Zhou Yuchuan added, "Brother Dong, forgive me for talking too much, but your IQ probably won't be affected much."

Lu Dong glared at Zhou Yuchuan, "Are you looking for death?"

Zhou Yuchuan immediately shut up and made a movement of zipping.

The day of the exam came on time. There were ten exam rooms in total from Classes [-] to [-]. The last seat in Class [-] was Lu Dong’s exclusive seat. This time, he changed his personality for the first time, and everyone in the classroom focused on Shi Ke. Sitting in the seat, I didn't know it, and greeted the surroundings in a friendly and friendly manner, "Hello, it's the first time we meet, please give me some advice."

There were only a few dozen people in the last exam room, and after a year of exams, they were all pretty confused, but this newcomer had never seen him before, but he had heard about his deeds and knew that he was Lu Dong's. Little brother, I still said hello on the face.

"Brother, just tell me if you want to help! Brother Dong's friends are our friends! We are all family members, so you are welcome!" said a boy closest to Shi Ke.

"Okay! Thank you brother!" Shi Ke clasped his fists at him.

"After a while I'll finish copying and pass it on to you. Pay attention to my movement, and when I drop the pen, you will turn back to me." The brother was very loyal.

Shike has never experienced this kind of operation before, "Why do you turn around? Pick it up for you?"

"Pass the answer!" The brother lowered his voice and said, "Someone will pass the answer later, you just go ahead."

"Oh..." Shi Ke heard for the first time that cheating can still form a group, so he immediately turned his head and said to Lu Dong, "Brother Dong, I will copy it and pass it on to you in a while!"

"I don't want it." Lu Dong didn't even turn his head.

Before Shi Ke could speak, the brother said again, "Brother Dong doesn't need this, the boss never copies."

"Then I don't need it anymore." Shi Ke said, "I'm too lazy to copy, thank you brother."

The brother was blocked before he could say what was blocking his throat, and it took him a long time to hug Shike, "Brother, good job."

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Thanks to: "Mrs. Qiling" and "Libihua Danqing" mines.