two and a half

With the hard work of all the teachers, the results of this test came out quickly, and Shi Ke became popular in the class again by virtue of his own ability.

"That's awesome, Brother Ke, you actually managed to take our Dongge's first place. Did you fall asleep during the exam?"

"Awesome, amazing, admiration!"

"Fuck, minus 10 points in physics?! Is there such an operation?"

Shi Ke finally squeezed out from the crowd, protecting his paper with both hands, "Calm down, let me go back first!"

When he sat on his seat, the paper in Shi Ke's hand was almost crumpled into a ball, and a very neat physical paper was marked with a bright red color: -10.

Shi Ke didn't get a negative score, and he was also curious. He added the points deducted for the whole paper, only to find out that the last big question was deducted [-] points more.

"Fuck, she deducted [-] points from me for the last [-] points, isn't this teacher bad at math?"

Zhou Yuchuan snatched the paper from the side with quick eyes and hands, and smiled after seeing it twice.

"Fuck hahahaha, you are awesome," Zhou Yuchuan read the answer according to what was written on Shike's test paper, "I don't know how to do this question, but our sister Hua said that this question must be written, so I I just wrote it, and she said that the first two questions must be answered correctly, teacher, I will write you a paragraph of praise for you, how do you give me the first two questions... No, no, I can’t fucking read anymore hahaha, Shi Ke, you are so awesome! Don’t you know that the judges of this kind of exam are all judged by your own teacher?” Zhou Yuchuan laughed so hard that he almost burst out laughing.

"Fuck, no one told me!" Shi Ke was confused, "It's okay, it's a small scene, don't panic..."

Lu Dong seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped person.

Unlucky things always come one after another. Unfortunately, the first class is for Sister Hua.

"Shi Ke! Stand up for me!" Before the classroom door was opened, he heard Sister Hua's fatal serial calls, and Shi Ke stood up immediately.

"Please explain to me!"

Shi Ke cleared his throat, "Teacher, this is a beautiful lie."

In the end, Sister Hua kindly arranged a beautiful punishment for Shi Ke—listening outside the window and handing in a complete class record before get out of class ended.

Lu Dong was quite happy that this clown was away from him for a class, and even the corners of his mouth turned up a little crazy.

"Lu Dong! Are you still laughing?! Do you have to thank Shi Ke for letting you experience the penultimate wonderful experience this time?"

Lu Dong felt that Sister Hua belonged to the type that didn't make him feel uncomfortable in a class, so he stood up by himself, "Sister Hua, I won't disturb your class anymore, I'll go out and thank him for going."

"Just do it like this. Let me tell you, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you go to sports. To get into a good sports school, you have to look at your culture points. What can you do with your poor points? I don't want you!" Sister Hua heard it from somewhere, probably it was Brother Liu, Brother Liu talked to Lu Dong more than once, and Sister Hua must have heard it a few times.

Lu Dong paused for a moment, then turned his head and said to Sister Hua, "Sister Hua, please don't worry, I will choose liberal arts when I divide classes. Don't worry, I will never hold you back."

Sister Hua was too angry to speak.

Shi Ke at the window was holding a paper and looking into the room, when Lu Dong came out, he immediately turned his head around, "Brother Dong, are you applying for a sports specialty?"

Lu Dong glanced at him, not wanting to say it again.

But Shi Ke pushed forward, "You never told me! By the way, did you report the text? Oh yes, what you just said was text, then I..."

Before Shi Ke finished speaking, he was interrupted by the inside, "I told you two to go out to talk! Stand up for me!"

Shi Ke obediently leaned on the window, "Sister Hua, you continue."

Lu Dong didn't even take out the paper, he turned around and left.

Shi Ke stopped Lu Dong when he saw it, "Brother Dong, where are you going?" After shouting, he felt that the voice was too loud, and cast an apologetic look at Sister Hua, and lowered his voice, "Brother Dong—where are you going?" go?"

The people by the window couldn't help laughing.

Lu Dong ignored him and left directly.

Shi Ke raised his foot and wanted to follow, but before leaving, he thought of the task that Sister Hua had given him, raised his hand and greeted inside, "Sister Hua, I have a sudden headache, wait for me to go to the doctor Room, I’ll record it for you in the next class.” Then he handed his paper to the classmate sitting by the window, “Student, help me get it!” After explaining, he turned around and went to find him, Brother Dong Yes, without waiting for Sister Hua to answer.

Sister Hua held the stool leg before she could react, her blood pressure was on her chest, "Continue to class! When they come back, the school committee will inform them that I will not be in the classroom after my class!"

Xue Wei, who is at the front desk of Shi Ke, wondered if he should remind Sister Hua that this was probably their last physics class.

When Lu Dong comes out, there is only one place to go, the playground. Of course, this time there is a stone guest behind him, a stone guest who keeps balabalaing in your ears.

"Brother Dong, as your little brother, look how loyal I am. For the sake of big brother, I didn't even go to class, and followed me every step of the way. I'm afraid you won't be able to think about it..."

Lu Dong couldn't bear it when he heard this, and kicked him back, "I can't fucking think about it now and want to beat you up."

Shi Ke didn't expect that it was because he couldn't think about it, and he felt good about himself, "Brother Dong, I want to open up a little bit, you see this wonderful world is waiting for you to enjoy it!"

Lu Dong endured and endured with his fists, silently thinking not to argue with idiots.

"Brother Dong, if you go to apply for Tit, do you think I should apply for an art?" Shi Ke said again.

This time Lu Dong patiently asked why.

"Anyway, I'm not good at studying. You see, I got negative ten points in physics. I'm not good at studying." Shi Ke jogged behind Lu Dong.

Lu Dong felt that this product was quite accurate for him.

"But, I don't want to apply. If I apply for art, how many students' confidence will be hit! I am such an excellent person!"

Lu Dong: "..."

Sorry, take back what you just said.

Lu Dong didn’t think too much about it. He just didn’t want to read those words and numbers when reporting sports. For him, the playground stimulated his excitement more than the classroom. He could spend a whole morning on the playground and 15 minutes in the classroom. can get sleepy.

The journalism department also couldn't hold back for a while and said, originally he wanted to apply for the science department, at least he didn't need to thank so many words, and the answer was so confusing, write 1, -1, 0 or something up, maybe you can get it right .

But this trouble, not only Sister Hua knew that he wanted to study literature, but also everyone in the class knew. As a big brother, words that were spoken were like water that was poured out and could not be taken back.

Shi Ke was still talking to himself, it's a miracle that the kid ran around without losing breath.

"Brother Dong! I've decided. I'll choose the text. You think we can be in the same class, right? The test scores are about the same, so we should be able to?" Shi Ke said.

Lu Dong couldn't help but interjected, "There's only one class in Liberal Arts."

"Ah! That's even better!" Shi Ke clapped his hands, "Then I'll choose the text, and I can be with you then!"

Lu Dong stopped and grabbed Shi Ke, "Are you sick?"

"Huh?" Shi Ke didn't respond.

"Why do you have to follow me?"

"Just..." Shi Ke blinked his innocent eyes, "Hello..."

"Shike." Lu Dong called him. Ever since he called Xiao Shitou, Lu Dong never called his name again. This call made Shike a little dazed.

"You can follow me." Lu Dong looked at him without a hint of a smile in his eyes, "But if anything happens, you fucking do it yourself."

Shi Ke probably didn't understand the meaning of Lu Dong's words, so he blinked and asked Lu Dong, "What could happen?"

Lu Dong leaned forward and lowered his voice: "Be careful of losing your body."

"Brother Dong, do you want to come and welcome me?" Shi Ke still didn't realize that something was wrong.

Lu Dong felt as if he had just told a joke.

At the beginning of April, on a sunny morning, a group of students in the second year of high school started the class division activities.

Brother Liu posted the information about the class everyone was going to in front, and Shi Ke took the lead and rushed over, and came back after a while, "Brother Dong! We are really in the same class!"

Lu Dong kicked the stool, not wanting to talk to this person.

In front of the podium.

"I'll go, this time the liberal arts class is actually led by Mrs. Liu!"

"Maybe our brother Liu will go with his sister-in-law!"

"Oh my god! Class 3 is actually led by King Cao Yan. I have already foreseen how miserable my next year will be."

Zhou Yuchuan moved closer to Lu Dong, "Brother Dong, who do you think is the head teacher of the liberal arts class this time?"

"You guys are shouting like you are in the vegetable market. I have to know if I don't want to know." Lu Dong changed from lying on his stomach to sitting. Of course, it is impossible for this person to sit properly. He put the stool back As soon as he moved, his legs rested on the table, in a very big sitting posture.

"If you are lucky, your character will explode. I will probably be drowned by Hades' spit this year." Zhou Yuchuan sighed.

Cao Yan Wang is the nickname given to the teaching director by the students in private. Director Cao teaches mathematics and usually has a bad temper. Coupled with the blessing of the teaching director's buff this time, many students are a little afraid of him.

Zhou Yuchuan was in a miserable situation. Aunt Zhou said that in order to let her son inherit the family property in the future, she must report for it.

Lu Dong patted Zhou Yuchuan on the shoulder, "Brother, you will always live in our hearts."

Zhou Yuchuan said with a complicated expression, "I would like to borrow your good words."