Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

Before you know it, half a year has passed in a blink of an eye.

A lot has happened in half a year, and apart from those trivial things, there are a few big changes worth mentioning.

Wen Nong insisted on practicing every day. After more than half a year, although he didn't even have enough manicures for Comrade Gu Ling beside him, it was already many times stronger than when he first wore it.

He was thinking about the copy of Lingwu Mountain, when the boy on the side tilted his head and bumped him.

"Wen Nong."

"What?"

The first change is that the young master is taller than him, but his heart seems to grow backwards.

Wen Nong was jolted by him, but still closed his eyes to retrieve the information in his mind, getting used to the harassment from the big Lu Shiqi.

"Can you help me fix my nails?"

"Do not."

Wen Nong coldly refused.

The second gratifying change is that Wen Nong's wings have grown hard, and he dares to kick the ancient spirit occasionally.

"Warm."

"Thick."

...because he's just too annoying sometimes.

"Warm and thick~"

"..."

Wen Nong was shaken more and more violently, and a burst of magic sounds filled his ears, and finally he couldn't help breaking his power.

"Talk on! Talk on and on all day long!" An emoji naturally appeared in his mind, and he quickly held back the corners of his lips and continued to lecture Lu Shiqi.

"Didn't you say to take a seat? Before 3 minutes, you will be dumbfounded! Don't move, I'm talking about the hair on your head!"

He walked to the door of the Changli Palace with the red move that he was going to report. Now the door is no longer sealed with a bunch of formations abnormally, and it is wide open.

So she saw Wen Nong poking the hair of the road knife like a fighting cock pecking at rice, and walked up calmly in the wind for a second.

Get used to it.

The third change is the red recruit great elder.

The red move changed from a milk/beauty to a coffee beauty after the guard punishment was over, and later tinkered with a bunch of high-end skin care sets smuggled from the fairy world, and successfully turned into a chocolate beauty.

The elder smiled and faced all kinds of condolences: "It's okay, I'm fine."

Smiling firmly, this is the last stubbornness of the Great Elder.

She went to apologize to Wen Nong in person, and was willing to take away [-]% of her magic power, but Wen Nong quickly refused.

The daughter-in-law here is more difficult to mess with than the son, after all, she is the future general manager and wife of the president of the Demon Realm, so he keeps a respectful and distant attitude.

But for some reason, after the guard came back, Hong Zhao always looked at him strangely.

It's not the vigilance at first sight, but... I can't tell what Wen Nong is.

A few times, Baoya came to him with bottles and cans in his mouth, and it was marked that they were collected by Hong Zhao and sent to him.What kind of special scar cream, concealer cream, antiacid medicine, Shuangfeiren, etc., and a small note explaining that he should keep things for use: "The young master is indifferent to the world, maybe it is too rude..."

Anyway, Wen Nong was confused, and he forgot about things not long after putting them in a corner.

Putting these aside, in terms of business capabilities, Hongzhao's work efficiency is indeed very strong.She is actually a snake with first-class reconnaissance ability. She is the leader of the observation of the fairy world and the enemy's investigation, and she is the intelligence leader of the demon world.

"Young master, there has been a big move in the fairy world recently."

Wen Nong stopped immediately and sat upright, serious.

Affected by it, Lu Dao also straightened his back: "Okay, let's hear it."

"Immortal Realm has been rectified recently, and a measure to popularize it among the people has been introduced."

Hong Zhao lowered his voice, Wen Nong became more and more nervous when he heard it, and kept retrieving the plot of the original work in his mind.

"This reform is called garbage sorting. The strength of its implementation and the scope of its expansion can be called the strongest policy in the fairy world in a century."

"..."

Wen Nong suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

Lu Dao was quite interested when he heard this: "So ruthless? How did you divide it?"

"Recyclable garbage, hazardous garbage, and dry and wet garbage." Hong Zhao said solemnly, "As far as I know, the purpose of Immortal Realm is to save resources and increase jobs, reduce the number of immortal cultivators who are doing nothing and get subsidies, and let them supervise them. Implement it and create a favorable development path. Young Master, I think the Devil Realm can follow suit, and maybe in the future..."

"Rejected, dismissed." Lu Dao was stunned, "Our demon world is different from them, and their methods are not suitable."

He turned to Wen Nong: "We in the Demon Realm are following the simple and self-reliant route of rural self-reliance, and our self-digestion ability is very good, right?"

This was what Wen Nong said casually when he and Ludao went for a stroll in Dadu.In the original work, because the male protagonist is an ancient spirit of the fairy world, the description of the demon world is not too detailed, only "a place surrounded by evil spirits".

Wen Nong seriously doubted whether Ge Zijing first typed "stupid" at that time, and then changed it to "sha" because he felt that it was not very good.

After all, the young master and the elders of the demon world were arguing about the development of this meeting, Wen Nong had no right to intervene, so he hesitated and went around.

But he didn't expect Lu Dao to remember it so clearly.

"You still say what is the young master, a rural non-mainstream international male model? There is another model, a top-level model for anime?" praise me."

With a black line on his forehead, Wen Nong clenched his fist and coughed and coughed: "Now I think you're a horse-stalked cabbage bun... Aren't you talking about business? Why are you digressing?"

Hong Zhao stood there with an indifferent face. Every time he came to Changli Hall, the end result would be forced to watch a bickering show, and he was already immune.

"That's right, it's business!" Lu Dao stretched out his hand, slammed the table, his nose gasped, "Why don't you give me a manicure! Isn't the young master's nails more important than garbage sorting!"

Wen Nong covered his eyes, his head ached.

Hong Zhao said with a wooden face: "Then you are busy, I will go back first."

"Wait!" Wen Nong ignored Lu Shiqi's yelling and stopped her, "Elder, I want to ask you something."

"Please say."

Wen Nong pushed away the dog's head who came in front of him: "I heard that there is also an ancient spirit in the fairy world, and his cultivation base is also extremely powerful. I wonder if the elder pays attention to this?"

Lu Dao grabbed the hand on his face and said angrily: "What? What do you mean? Can't the ancient spirits of the demon world satisfy you? What kind of garbage is the fairy world! It must not be classified into recyclables!"

"A good young master can be classified as recyclable." Wen Nong perfunctory him casually, waiting for Hong Zhao's answer with his ears pricked up.

Hong Zhao recalled in the background sound of broken mouth melon seeds: "I used to focus on the ancient spirit of the fairy world named Dong Jian. The fairy world cared about his background, and Dong Jian was born in a poor land, and he became a humanoid weapon for various sects to fight for since he was a child. , squandered the best opportunity for cultivation. He is no match for the young master, so there is nothing to fear right now."

Wen Nong nodded, he had a little impression of this.The male lead of Shuangwen always has a miserable life experience first, and it will be more enjoyable to slap him in the face later.

He didn't seem to take the original male lead seriously when he heard Hong Zhao's conversation, and couldn't help but sweat coldly: "Well, the other party is also an ancient spirit who can't be born in a thousand years, shouldn't we still pay attention to it? Let's not talk about it, Soon the young master will go to Lingwu Mountain, if the other party also goes..."

After all, there are not only road knives who have obtained the sky-exploding equipment from Lingwu Mountain, but the original hero is also in it.

Hong Zhao smiled: "Don't worry about that. I received information the day before yesterday that this Dongjian was caught by his envious master because of irregular littering. His master retreated, and no one protected him. He has already been punished." I went to the vegetable garden in the fairyland to pick manure. It is not sure whether I can participate in the trip to Lingwu Mountain."

Wen Nong was stunned for a while, even though he felt that the original hero was too sad, he still wanted to laugh.

He glanced at Lu Dao and couldn't help sighing: "Garbage classification is really a good measure."

Hong Zhao smiled: "It's really good. It's nothing, I'll go back first."

When she was far away, Lu Dao waved his hand to close the door, leaving a stubborn back for Wen Nong, and his straight back revealed an aura of "quickly coax me".

Wen Nong stared at him for a while, then reached out to poke his spiritual orifice under the butterfly bone.

"Ow!"

Ludao bounced up and pointed at him angrily: "Don't think of me, I don't..."

Wen Nong was in a good mood because Dong Jian couldn't go to Lingwu Mountain. He held his hand and pulled him down: "Sit down, young master, don't you want to do your nails?"

Lu Dao's dull hair instantly drooped down: "Yes, help me fix it, take it slowly, it will be done properly."

This guy is usually impatient and looks like a dog, but he is very good at taking care of himself.From childhood to adulthood, there was no one who took care of him personally, and he was even more unruly.

When the hair grows, it gets stuck, and when it is tied up, it doesn't look like a dog gnaws.But when it comes to nails, he neither knows how to cut them skillfully with a knife, nor does he have the patience to use spiritual power, so a pair of beautiful hands are defeated by the oddly shaped nails.

Later, Wen Nong couldn't stand it anymore, so he made a pair of nail clippers after tinkering for a long time, and took him to repair it once.

It seems that since then, he has been addicted.

"Don't move." Wen Nong wiped his hands, lowered his head to trim those corners that always grow out quickly.

Lu Dao looked at his eyebrows and eyes for a while, then suddenly said, "Why, are you worried about me?"

Wen Nong paused for a moment, and continued to repair with another finger.

Lu Dao gently brushed his fingertips, blowing into his ears with a smile: "Wen Nong is worried about me, he cares very much."

Wen Nong threw away his hand like he was throwing trash: "Why don't the Demon Realm sort out trash as well."

"Hey, why is it half repaired? And why do you suddenly want to classify?"

"That way the road knives can be sorted into the toxic waste!"

The author has something to say:

In the past few days, I have seen several emoticons for sorting garbage, and I almost didn’t laugh cry (maybe my smile is rather strange)