Don't suck me, I'm not sweet {wear book}

The next day, the young master put a piece of tape on his forehead that said "I, Toxic Garbage", sat obediently on a chair, and let his personal Tony cut his hair.

He looked up at Teacher Tony, showing his canine teeth.

Wen Nong was annoyed: "Don't move!"

Ma De, now he has become a collection of old father and nanny.

Lu Dao shook his legs: "Wen Nongnong, how can you even do this?"

"What the hell is it called..." Wen Nong muttered, and he didn't bother to argue with him, "When I was young, I grew up in a large courtyard with a group of children, and sometimes I brought a group of little kids with me. Besides manicures and haircuts, I also Pulled their teeth."

"Ah, big brother." Lu Dao looked up at him again, "A big brother who is caring, virtuous, sweet and soft."

"..."

Wen Nong spat several times: "Shut up!"

As he snapped his soft hair, he forced himself to think about something to distract him.

After planning, Lu Dao decided to go to Lingwu Mountain in the fairyland six days later, in name to find his weapon.They will go out later, and go to the Gate of the Demon Realm to rehearse what will happen in six days.

Every ascetic should have a weapon of his own. The most famous tomb in the Three Realms is Lingwu Mountain.Although there are demon worlds, they have basically been abolished.The culprit is this destructive man who can't take care of himself.

When Lu Dao was 16 years old, he entered the Demon Realm's Weapon Tomb to compete for Luyuan, and used his original magic power to try to find a weapon that could match him.Who knew that the moment he shot, all the knives in Zhuluyuan were broken.

The ones that "survive" are all defective products.Ordinary guards don't like it, and would rather make one by themselves.

There are even fewer weapons that can be equipped with ancient spirits, so the Pothole Demon Lord asked his son to go to Lingwu Mountain to try.

Lu Dao is also thinking about it here, to pass his coveted thoughts about his big brother.

He has another purpose for aiming at Lingwu Mountain.

He never told anyone he had a bizarre dream.He saw a fairy sword with a blue light all over his body killing his crooked father.

Is this worth it? !

No matter what happened to that dream, it must not be let go anyway.The ultimate fairy sword that could kill his father could only come from Lingwu, so of course he broke in, found it, and then broke it viciously.

He calculated viciously, thinking that no one knew, but Tony Wen knew it well.

Of course it didn't work out in the original.Before he could find the fairy sword, he met his destined opponent, and the two ancient spirits had an earth-shattering fight, and the result——

The first weapon tomb of the Three Realms was also abolished.

Since then, the two ancient spirits crowned the demolition team and the blasting ghosts have filled the hatred of countless later practitioners, because everyone will have to rely on scavenging to find high-grade spiritual weapons in the future.

After Wen Nong cut it, he combed it for him, thinking that it would be great if Ludao could destroy the damn Wujiang Sword after it went.That would take a big step against the plot of the original work, and it would definitely affect the direction and ending.

"Young master, Lingwu Mountain is big, you will go for at least three days, at most half a month, and you have to hide your breath. Then you have to take care of yourself." Wen Nong tied his hair satin, and began to worry like an old father, "Bring a Doraemon bag, bring more things, can you take care of yourself?"

Lu Dao said confidently, "No, I'm a giant baby, so I need to be taken with Wen Nong."

"..."

Wen Nong yelled at the back of his head: "Young poor! Talk about serious business! And don't mess with concepts, don't keep remembering my unnutritious trash talk!"

Lu Dao shook his head and laughed.

Wen Nong couldn't hold it back, held it back for a while and asked again: "Also, when the time comes, shall I draw a tube of blood for you to bring?"

He wanted to go with Ludao, but he was more afraid of holding him back.In the original work, Ludao went alone, and returned with glory after a world-renowned fight, and Dongjian may not be able to go this time, so it should be no problem.

One thing more is worse than one thing less, that's what Wen Tong thinks, so he won't join in the fun and drag his teammates down.

Lu Dao squinted at him, stood up and bumped his forehead: "Let's not talk about this, let's go out with the young master."

"Hey wait!"

"Wait, wait, let's go!"

Bucktooth, who was comfortably scratching his neck with his hind paws, heard the whistle, immediately jumped up and flew over, and then the master jumped up with his arms around his owner, pressing it so that it bared its front teeth.

Hey, does a 獙獙's back have to bear so much?

Wen Nong's fear of heights has improved after many times of tossing.It's just that he looked back at Lu Dao frequently, hesitating to speak.

Lu Dao changed the topic: "Why? Look at the young coach? I know, who will look better than me?"

Wen Nong was speechless, turned his head and planned not to tell him, and let him lose face.

After flying for a while, the two arrived at the Demon Realm Gate. The four elders had been waiting for a long time.

Baoya folded his wings and landed, and Ludao carried Wen Nong down, and then stepped forward with handsome and unrestrained steps, to the door sealed with a strong barrier.He knocked with his fingers, and there was a circle of ripples on the door, and an invisible force pushed him away.

Lu Dao took a few steps back: "Get out of the way first."

Then he snapped his fingers, and swiped his two fingers across. There was a buzzing sound of Jin Ge in the air, and a huge saber-shaped spiritual current hit the door heavily.

After trying it, he brushed off his cuff handsomely: "Our door is still so strong, not bad."

After playing handsome, he turned around, only to find that everyone was looking at him strangely.

"Why?" Lu Dao waved his hand, "I know you are all thinking that the young master is very handsome. This has already been deeply rooted in people's hearts. You don't have to look at me so adoringly, the young master is just a quiet and handsome man."

Hong Zhao and Mo Shao coughed, maintaining the poise of an adult.Bai Yao waved his fan and smiled to transfer the content of his smile: "Young master's new hairstyle is really good."

Before Lu Dao finished chattering, Lan Xiao couldn't hold back his laughter: "Young Master, what is there on your head?!"

Lu Dao thumped, and then remembered the "I, toxic garbage" on his forehead.He quickly tore off the thing that someone had pasted on it and put it in his arms, then pretended that nothing had happened, and attacked Xiaoniao: "This is modern, you know a feather!"

Lan Xiao still laughed, causing the other three to fail.

Lu Dao resentfully came to Wen Nong's side, nudged him with his elbow, and said in a low voice: "I'm tearing it up, why are they laughing?!"

Wen Nong looked at the large rectangular red mark on his forehead, and said, "It's better not to tear it up hahaha..."

"You—" Lu Dao's ears turned red, "You wait!"

After laughing for a while, everyone stopped, and took out their elder seals to open the door.Lu Dao lowered his head and asked Wen Nong to rub his forehead for a while, and waited for the marks to disappear before he stood up straight.

The four elders stopped laughing and said solemnly: "Young master, are you ready?"

"Have the three-party barriers been strengthened?"

"Don't worry, young master, everything has been strengthened."

Lu Dao nodded and closed his eyes.

There are five keys to the gate of the demon world, one for the demon king and one for each of the four elders.The demon king's key can directly open the barrier gate, and the elder's key needs at least three.Anyone who wants to go in or out has to get the consent of the elders. Six months ago, Hong Zhao went to the Immortal Realm to spy and was able to go out only after combining the seals of other people.

As for why Road Dao needs to practice when going out, it has something to do with him being an ancient spirit.

Not all demon cultivators in the demon world are born with demon bodies like Ludao, but more are born from ordinary spirit bodies, and cultivated into demon bodies after entering the Tao with demons.The same is true in the fairy world. Many practitioners are born as spirit bodies and enter the Tao with fairy energy to cultivate the fairy body.

There are also some weird ones, such as Mo Shao and his friends, one is a spirit who cultivates into a fairy and then falls into a devil, and the other is the opposite, the devil first and then the fairy.

Relatively speaking, practitioners whose origin is a spiritual body still have room to pretend.Hongzhao is particularly good at suppressing the spiritual veins in the body to restrain the magic breath, pretending to be an ordinary spiritual body practitioner, and getting past a large number of demon-repelling barriers in the fairy world.

And Lingwu Mountain is an important place, if Lu Dao wants to enter, he has to completely cover up the original demon body.

Wen Nong watched him transform nervously, even though he knew there would be no problem, he was still so nervous that his palms were sweating.

Lu Dao closed his eyes, and spiritual lines appeared on his face, first red and blue, and then turned into light blue, spiritual flow erupted on his body, and a vortex of wind blew up on the ground.

The tails of his braids were lifted up, and when the sideburns fell down, his eyes slowly opened, the pupils were cleared of dust, and glowed a clear light blue, and his temperament completely changed.

The ancient spirit was born with the ability to attract the three qis of the heaven and the earth. At this time, he sealed all the demonic energy and replaced it with spiritual energy. Only then did the hostile energy of the demon body that was always looming disappear completely.

Now, Ludao standing there hid the pressure of his natural magic breath and became a spiritual practitioner.

Wen Nong looked at his profile, fascinated.

This guy always has the ability to make people unable to take their eyes off him.

"open."

The door of the Demon Realm opened with a bang, and he walked slowly through the door. The four elders sensed the direction of the spiritual flow of the Demon Realm.Those fragile places have changed, but they can still be suppressed.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Dao wandered around the door of his house, and then Dada came back.

Wen Nong stepped forward and asked, "How do you feel?"

Lu Dao released the suppression and recovered his demon body, rubbing his frowning brows and moaning: "Uncomfortable..."

Wen Nong was nervous: "What? What's uncomfortable?"

Lu Dao lowered his head and leaned on his shoulder: "I don't feel comfortable anywhere, I need Wen Nong to hug and hug me."

The four elders took back the key and turned away.

Bai Yao ran to harass Lan Xiao, who turned into wings and went to the sky without saying a word.Bai Yao still hugged his waist, Lan Xiao kicked him, but Bai Yao tore off his pants and fell down, dying in peace.

Wen Nong turned a deaf ear and patted him on the back: "Then go back and rest, okay?"

Lu Dao smiled in his eyes, and said in a weak voice, "Okay, you help me walk, I'm dizzy."

Along the way, I don't know how much tofu I wiped.Wen Nong thought he was really unwell, and after returning to Changli, the arrangements were made, so he lay down on the bed with the road knife to sleep and rest.

As a result, not long after lying down, Wen Nong, whose sleep quality was poor, fell asleep first.

Lu Dao opened one eye and called softly, "Wen Nong? Big brother?"

The answer was Wen Nong's snoring.

He secretly smiled for a while, looked at his eyelids for a while, leaned over to hold the back of his head, and covered his lips.

There was a gentle layer of ripples in the sea of ​​consciousness, and the guy who took advantage of the void pushed open the door of memory, looked at the person under the sun for a while, and shamelessly turned into a little kid.

Orphanage, small garden.

Seven-year-old Wen Nong mixed the milk, carefully filled each bottle with a straw, and then called to the group of children: "Everyone come back! Drink milk!"

The little guys playing the game ignored him, so he jumped off the chair, caught them all back one by one, picked them up and put them on the chair, and shared the milk: "After drinking, go to bed."

If he didn't cooperate, he went over to coax him, and the little ones liked him. After a while, the milk bottle was empty, and he obediently held hands and went back.

Xiao Wen Nong packed his things and found that there was still one left.

The little guy sat on the chair dangling his feet and looked at him with a smile.

Little Wen Nong was heartbroken by this smile, and couldn't help but go over and touch his head: "Little brother is new here? My brother's name is Wen Nong, and you, what's your name? How old are you this year?"

The invincible and cute little guy showed his canine teeth: "Lu Dao, six years old."

The author has something to say:

road.Everyday, he sneaks into his daughter-in-law's dreams to make trouble.nagging

temperature.It is best to firmly send a few sleeping pictures.concentrated