hang a shameless stick

Theme: [Tree Hole] Hanging a Shameless Magic Stick

1L: I am covered in anger now!This is so embarrassing that I don't know who to tell!I don't believe there is anyone more miserable than me in the world, I'm really angry!

Things have to start when I first entered the university! The coordinates here of LZ are relatively well-known first-tier universities, and I won’t comment on the details that have nothing to do with the post. When LZ entered school, he was received by a handsome senior. I really can’t describe how handsome he is! ! !In short, he is full of masculine temperament, which blinds my dog's eyes!The first time I saw it, I had already made up a million-word novel in my head! !

That's right! LZ is such a brain tonic emperor!Seeing the first side has already fried the senior two hundred times in my mind!

Originally, this matter was not a big deal, I thought it would be over soon, a handsomer than a senior, which girl didn't meet in college, but when the school officially started, I found out that this senior actually became our friend Acting instructor! LZ was so girlish at the time!I can't wait to rush up and confess!

But LZ still suppressed the throbbing in his heart, restrained this impulse, and secretly found a shop to calculate the marriage in a certain treasure on the ground, wanting to calculate the marriage between himself and the male god, because LZ was very superstitious in saving people The kind, but I didn't expect the nightmare to start from this moment!

3L: Let me post a screenshot first, the chat history between me and that magic stick.

Little Pudding: [Hello] Hello~

Peach Blossom in Chaos: My dear, what do you need?

Little Pudding: [shy] Master, excuse me, I want to calculate the marriage between me and the male god, I wonder if it is possible?

Chaotic Peach Blossom: No problem, [link] take a picture of this link, and then send the birthday horoscope plus a photo, I will count it for you, no full refund is allowed, dear~

Little Pudding: Well, the filming is over!The birth date of the male god is XX, XX, XX, I don’t know the time -,- My horoscope is XX, XX, XX

Chaotic Peach Blossom: Okay, do you have any photos?It is more accurate to look at it with the face!

Little Pudding: [Picture] This is a photo of the male god I secretly took, it's a little unclear, master, can this be done?

Little Pudding: Master, are you still there?

Little Pudding: Master, I have already paid, you won't run away, will you?

Chaotic Peach Blossom: No, I'm here dear~ that...can I ask where your coordinates are?Judging by his age, he should still be in school, right?

4L: The above is a screenshot of the first chat. After I sent him a photo of the male god, this shameful god stick did not reply for a long time. After I called him a few times, he came up and asked where LZ’s coordinates were. LZ was also Too naive, didn't know the sinister human heart, so I just told him everything about my major in school!Then!Damn it!High tide is coming! [picture]

Little Pudding: Uh... the coordinate here is X

Peach Blossom in Chaos: ...

Little Pudding: Master, what's the problem?

Little Pudding: Master?

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: The old man just calculated, you are not suitable!

Little Pudding: ...Master, is there any way to crack it? TAT I really like him!

Chaotic Peach Blossom: Which college do you belong to?

Little Pudding: Huh?Do you still need this?

Peach Blossom in Troubled Times: Yes.

Little Pudding: School of Chemistry.

5L: And then Nima, the magic stick, never got back to me!That's all, in fact, the store only costs 5 yuan once. I originally went there with the attitude of giving it a try, and didn't take it seriously. I didn't expect the development of things to be even more unbelievable!

6L: Continue the marinade, what happened?Haunted?Or have you been approached by a magic stick, hehehe?

7L: Damn it!Isn't that what I'm talking about?Seeing that you are still watching the excitement in front of you, Luzhu, are you hanging on to me? ? ?

8L: LS surprises the owner! ! !Seek the truth! ! !

9L: Hahahahahaha is nothing to say, I am the master, and now I have already included the braised male gods. Everyone is scattered 233333

10L: Damn it?Here's the microphone!Tell your story!Please open a new building at 7L!Suddenly I really want to know how the magic stick and the male god got on, the first time I watched this kind of live post, I already knew the ending before the beginning!Distressed and boiled for a second.

11L: Reply to 7L: Don't play with your mobile phone on the road, it's dangerous.Hurry home, the meal is ready.

12L[Landlord]: Fuck! ! ! ! 11L surprised LZ male god!My old lady is dead!These two are shameless!Every time I post a post, I want to show my love here! ! !Is there any reason! ! !

13L replies to 11L: Old Gong? I'll be home soon (*￣3)(ε￣*). The onlookers prepare the melon seeds bench. This master will open a post tomorrow to tell you about it!