hang a shameless stick

Subject: I am the cute stick from yesterday!

1L: Hahahahahaha, let LZ laugh for a while before we start, this incident is really funny, I never thought that someone would hang on to me after so long!Should I be honored or should I be honored or should I be honored?

Let me explain first, I am really not a magic stick!The calculation of marriage, fortune and fortune is very accurate~ Advertise yourself, and you are coming to luck me~[Link]

Just to make it clear, I am male, and I like men... oh no, I like male gods!The love of my life is unswerving!

2L: The story is like this, when the girl who posted next door approached me, I hadn’t learned from the Maoshan school yet, I was really just a half-baby [shy], so when I saw the photo sent by the girl, I immediately I can't hold it anymore!I quickly went to masturbate [and didn't] before coming back.

Then I saw the birthday horoscope sent by my sister, and Ben Daxian counted, isn't this my real son?Here I have to describe to you my old Gong's handsome appearance and outstanding temperament... Forget it, I don't want to describe it. Words are too pale in front of him, and it is impossible to express one ten-thousandth of his beauty. You can do it yourself Let's imagine.

Unexpectedly, when I asked, the male god actually went to the same school as me! LZ was a first-year graduate student, and a male god in his senior year!It's a perfect match!So I blocked my girl decisively [Yun Bei] Love rivals don't need too much words.

In the middle, I omitted a part of the process of finding the male god after all the hard work. After all, a real hero does not mention the past, in short!From the moment I actually met the male god, my body and mind were sublimated at the same time, shamefully [beep]!

3L: Posted from next door, LZ update soon!In addition, there is a second of silence for the girl next door, who actually blocked LZ directly, can you be more shameless? 23333

4L: I am a straight guy, but after hearing LZ's description, I suddenly want to see the real face of the male god, and wonder if it will turn me handsome.

5L: Melon seed drinks are sold in the front row, LZ will be updated soon, I want to know how to conquer the male god.

6L: I didn't expect that it was still under the year. Looking at LZ's piss, it is definitely tempting.

7L[主故事]: I’m back, just now Laogong saw me playing with my mobile phone--asked me what I was doing, I said I was writing "Strategy of the One Hundred Styles of the Male God" for everyone, but the male god squinted his eyes and asked me sourly How many male gods do you want to capture? 23333 No way, the male god who is going to be jealous is so cute, you must have never seen Kaolinzhihua jealous, but!I just won't show it to you!I'm dying of you!

4L, you who want to be turned around by me, you have no chance, my male god only loves me, and you are so fascinated by me that you have no power to fight back.

Going on, in fact LZ is a very generous and outgoing person, but when he saw the male god, he was still shy, and forgot all the lines that had been arranged in advance, so he went up without thinking too much and said: friend, let me know ?

In fact, in retrospect - this was probably the most embarrassing moment in my life. The male god looked at me with a look of crazy eyes, and then uttered a word very ruthlessly: Get out!

Who would have thought that the first thing the male god said to me was to let me go?I was literally banging my head against the wall, okay?Seeing the male god chatting and laughing with his classmates as soon as he turned around, but with a cold face towards me, my heart was broken.

Fortunately, LZ is persevering, although the first time was not very good, but there is a long way to go, I still have plenty of time, and the second time will soon be ushered in.

But I didn't expect, the second time is not so good TAT

8L: Hahahaha, do you want to ask a friend? Liz you can!

9L: I feel that the male god has a very bad temper—is it too rude to directly say "fuck off" to a stranger?

10L: row 9L, why are there people like this?Is it true that beauty is justice, because it is okay to be handsome and have no manners?

11L: That wasn't the first time we met, I'd met him long before that.Little A, you want to be more careful, when did we first meet!

12L: Fuck, is LS a male god?It feels like speaking reveals an aggressive temperament, which is much better than LZ's sleazy tone.

13L [the original poster] replied to 11L: TAT I was wrong!Why did you remember this again?I really can’t remember~ Lao Gong can give me some hints, please~

14L replies to 13L [landlord]: Get lost.