hang a shameless stick

27L[Original]: The male god fed me porridge just now O(∩_∩)O~~ This little fairy said that he would not give me sugar, but in the end he did, and his mouth is upright╭(╯^ ╰)╮And I found that since the male god was with me, the level of porridge cooking has become better and better, and I can go directly to the imperial dining room!

Next, if you haven’t hugged someone before, you might not know it, but actually hugging someone is a very tiring thing!It's not as easy as it is shown on TV, especially LZ is still a strong man!So no matter how strong the male god was, he didn't last a few steps, so he let me down.

But acting has to be a complete set. Since I have already pretended to be injured, I have to pretend to the end. I screamed out as soon as my feet touched the ground.The male god frowned and asked me if it really hurts so much?

At that time, I was almost warmed by the male god, and I couldn't speak, so I could only nod pitifully.

The male god hesitated for a moment, squatted in front of me, and then said two words "come up", damn it, I never dreamed that Welfare was so good, and immediately ignored pretending to be sick, and quickly climbed onto the male god's back .

None of you would have imagined that the male god actually weighed the weight of LZ, as if he wanted to sell a pig ==

The male god took a few steps forward, and then asked: Is the pain severe? Should I send you to the school doctor or to the hospital?

At this time, the despicable me used some tricks, and I must not go to the school doctor, wouldn't the male god find out that I was faking it?So I shamelessly told the male god that I was fine, just send me back to the dormitory.

In fact, LZ had premeditated this, because that night all the roommates went out to mess around hahahaha, and tricked the male god into the dormitory, then wouldn’t I be allowed to do whatever I want?

Thinking about it now, I was really happy at that time. LZ was lying on the back of the male god, and he could see the handsome side face of the male god when he tilted his head. LZ was so drunk that he couldn’t do anything. Does the male god feel--

It was quite far from the playground to LZ's bedroom, especially when it was still dark at that time, LZ thought about it, he must not miss such a good opportunity, so after thinking about it, he asked the male god if he still remembered me.

The male god seemed to be smiling at that time?Or something I forgot, anyway, it was that kind of contemptuous tone that said that the way I approached him was too old-fashioned-now even freshman elementary school girls don't approach him that much.

When LZ heard this sentence at the time, the focus of attention was first of all—what the hell, it means that LZ has many rivals in love!And then - Nima, my broken mouth said something wrong again.

But I didn't expect the male god to ask me why I am not lucky today?

LZ froze for a moment, and then burst into joy!That is to say, although I had a very bad first meeting with the male god last time, my handsome face and outstanding temperament still left a deep impression on the male god!After winning the first battle, LZ was so happy that he wanted to jump up!

However, the fact is that LZ is very shameless and denies that the male god may have remembered the wrong person, and I don't know what fortune-telling is at all.

In fact, I was very nervous at the time, feeling like my heart was about to jump out of my throat, and I was afraid that the male god would continue to ask. A science student like the male god who advocates science must particularly hate us who engage in metaphysics.

Fortunately, the male god didn't struggle any longer.We chatted casually along the way, and we arrived at the dormitory not long after.

Damn it, LZ wanted to scold people at that time!I usually need to walk for half an hour, and I feel like I just need to lie on the male god's body for a while, and I feel very regretful ==

But I didn’t expect LZ to be particularly miscalculated. Before he left, he forgot to tidy up the dormitory. As soon as he opened the door, those guys in LZ who were eating, such as gossip maps, compass, copper coins, etc., were all spread out on the table... LZ really wanted to hit him head on die.

At that time, the male god took a copper coin and asked me what these were for. I was a little confused at the time, and the eloquence of "iron mouth and magic calculation" was gone. After struggling for a long time, he didn't say anything, and the male god smiled. , Said something: I like it very much, give me one.

[Covering chest] LZ was killed at that time!Give away!Must send!

28L: hhhhh Sir, is it really okay for you to send out the guy who eats?

29L: Laughing and crying, does LZ's face hurt?

30L: I don't know why I suddenly want to ask the landlord to tell my fortune.

31L: LZ actually claims to be a strong man... I wonder what LZ is like.

32L replied to 31L: I am the girl next door, what kind of a strong man is he!Small and weak, I went to fight with him later, and I poked him down with one finger == Later, the male god came to settle accounts with me, motherfucker!

33L: Hahahahaha I don't believe that LZ was really pushed down by you, it must be full of scheming!

34L replies to 27L [the original poster]: Let me tell you a secret, in fact, I heard all the sound of your heartbeat that night, and it was stuck on my back, making my chest numb.

35L: Damn it!It can't be done, the LS man's love talk is perfect, motherfucker!

36L [the original poster] replies to 34L: QAQ, tell me honestly, do you already know that I am plotting something wrong?

37L replies to 36L [landlord]: Secret.I'll tell you all when you remember when we first met.