hang a shameless stick

15L: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery.Ass hurts so much QAQ

The male god read the post yesterday and remembered the first time we met, but I clearly remembered that it was our first meeting!And I can't ask him to remind me, otherwise I will do it harder!My heart hurts... The boy was cooking porridge for me in the kitchen. I woke up in the morning and made a big fuss. The takeaway orders were all placed. I want to eat spicy soup!I want to eat skewers!I want to eat spicy chicken burger!I want to eat...then he was pressed on the bed by the male god and poked a few more times, and now he has completely turned into a weak little flower [crying]

Hey, let me go on, after I failed the first time, I tried my best...ah, no, I tried my best to find an opportunity to create a second encounter.

That's right, you read that right, it was a chance encounter!A scheming boy like LZ must pretend to be casual before he dares to meet the male god.

It took LZ a while to figure out the male god's work and rest schedule. A good figure like the male god who looks thin and fleshy in clothes must need to exercise, okay? The male god is at seven o'clock every night I have to go for a run on the school playground on time, (*/ω＼*) I blame LZ for being too lazy. If I had worked harder a few years earlier, I would have known the male god at least two, three, four, five years earlier, okay?

It was a sunny day, and LZ entrusted a lot of work in the laboratory to his senior brother. I have to thank my senior brother here-he is really the troublemaker on the road of my love!

When LZ arrived at the playground, the male god hadn’t arrived yet. I purposely walked around the track several times and chose a position with the best lighting, which could show my perfect side face.

Finally, in the long-awaited LZ, the male god appeared.Do you know that feeling, when you like someone, not only do you feel that he has a strong light bonus, but also has his own BGM!

That day, the male god wore a simple off-white sports jacket, which made me look so handsome.

LZ waited under the light all the time, made movements and ran in place, and then waited for the male god to run in front of him, and there was an earth-shattering flop.

Hahahahahaha It's a pity that you couldn't see the surprised expression of the male god at that time, I really cried!But LZ thinks about it afterward-the flop at that time was too fake, the kind that the referee would take a look at on the football field, and LZ didn't adjust his expression when he fell, the whole person must be ugly!heart block.

After the male god was surprised, he stood there for a while, I'm so impatient!I'm already lying down in front of you, so you're here!Pretentious!

So I started calling!At first, he hugged his knees and moaned softly, but the male god still didn't respond!I gradually increased it as much as possible, until I finally let out a scream like a pig!The male god is willing to kneel down to condolences to me QAQ

The voice of the male god is really nice, he squatted down and looked at me with the light on, and asked me how I was doing softly, but don't watch LZ gossip every day, but he was scared in front of the male god!His face was as hot as burning!He was speechless for a long time, but fortunately, the male god is considerate and gentle, he may think that I fell stupid--he picked me up without any hesitation (*/ω＼*)

Hahahaha, you read that right, they really hugged each other!I was!Emma... I can't recall it, my nose bleeds when I think of it!I was really shocked at the time, I didn't expect such a good benefit!I was so scared that I even forgot to pretend that my legs hurt ==

But thinking about it now, even though the fall was a little fake, but the male god is still hooked like this, it seems that LZ is really charming [至意]

16L: [Black question mark] What kind of divine development is this?Such a gentle male god give me a dozen!

17L: All the good men are going to have sex.

18L: Damn, I'm the girl next door--damn, this shameless scumbag is still live broadcasting here?So angry, you still have to keep smiling [smile]

19L: I feel sorry for LS for a second hhhhh

20L: Oh my god, the male god cooks porridge and drinks TAT ​​for you, so gentle, I want to marry you!

21L: Do you think I really don't know you're a flop?If I do it all over again, I will turn a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with you.

22L [the original poster] replied to 21L: QAQ old Gong, why are you so despicable and peeped at my post again, and you agreed to make porridge?Give me more sugar~

23L replied to 22L: No, I will abandon you if you get diabetes when you get old.

24L: I'm the girl next door!Fuck, you two can do it!They are obviously living together, please don't show your love in the post!What can't be done!noodle!explain!

25L: Damn, there are so many cuties!The male god belongs to you, I want to take LZ away!

26L: [Kadao Ya frowned, realizing that things are not simple] I feel that the male god is a black-bellied route, and the male god has already seen through Luzhu's self-indulgence? ? ?This setting is a little cute, let me make it up by myself.