The protagonist has rejected your message and farted on you

Yang Ze was a little confused.

It may not be appropriate to say bewildered, because subconsciously, he seems to have an inexplicable premonition—after all, when a person, even a program, has great kindness and affection for you, you can feel it.It is precisely because he can feel it that Yang Ze also unconditionally trusts and relies on the system.

When the two were mistaken for lovers by everyone in the vampire world, Yang Ze wanted to explain several times, but felt that there was nothing to explain.

This feeling is very subtle, similar to but different from the ambiguous puberty of boys and girls. They are not testing each other, but a kind of silence that knows each other well.

But there is still a difference between faint guessing and real hearing. Lu Yang unhesitatingly pulled away the frosted glass between the two of them, just like a big girl in a sedan chair whose hijab was lifted suddenly. Yang Ze was a little caught off guard. embarrassment.

There is more than a little excitement, and there is a shyness in the excitement.

The big girl whose head had been lifted looked up in amazement, and when she saw an extraordinary handsome young man, she felt the excitement and embarrassment of joy and admiration all at once.

How fast love comes, like a tornado, a sandstorm, a meteorite falling.

Lu Yang saw that Yang Ze's face was red, red, red, and finally even his eyes were red, and he squatted down covering his face, and then burst into a burst of laughter Voice.

Lu Yang was stunned "..." in his heart.

"You like him too?!!!" Lu Yang yelled in disbelief. Originally, the superior had assumed that the person in front of him would be surprised, dazed, disbelieving, indifferent, or disgusted, but he never expected that this was a relationship between two people. Xiangyue? !

Yang Ze shook his shoulders and said: "...I don't know, it's just that once you said he likes me, I suddenly became very happy hehehe!"

"..." Well, I like it.

"Big brother, he is a program. Although he is about to reach the sky as an AI, he is just a program in the end. You have no future like this." Lu Yang couldn't help but say.

Yang Ze covered his face and said in a low voice, "I'm dead too, I have no future."

Lu Yang hesitated to speak, as if there was nothing wrong.But he felt strange, he looked at Yang Ze who was still squatting on the ground smiling and asked: "What do you like about him?"

Yang Ze raised his face, thought about it, and thought about it again: "He is good-looking, and his buttocks are raised, and he will listen to me carefully, and he is awesome, and he also protects me, and he is always on call."

Lu Yang: "...What is the buttocks?"

"It's the default fact." Yang Ze nodded and sighed, "I found out that the system is really good after talking about it."

"Brother, think about it clearly, do you really like him?" Lu Yang hesitated to speak, "I will report it according to your attitude."

When he heard the report, Yang Ze's face became stinky. Lu Yang is too close to the people. He ignored the business just now when he was interrupted by someone, and immediately turned back: "What is the report? My system or my system, why don't you return it to me?"

Looking at Yang Ze's expression that changed as soon as he said it, Lu Yang was left speechless by this difference: "I'm just a messenger, I just recited what I told you for two hours, bro, the superiors will make decisions based on your attitude. The corresponding measures, we are very harmonious and humane."

"If you are really harmonious and humane, you should let the system stand here and listen to the two of us." Yang Ze was not very happy, "I could still rush up to hug and kiss in the scene just now."

Lu Yang: "That also requires 0312 to be willing. When we tried to communicate with him, we were either blocked or attacked."

Yang Ze nodded seriously: "Well done."

Lu Yang began to want to slam this guy who protects the calf: "????? What's wrong with it? If the original communication can be solved, I still need to memorize the lines for two hours, and we programmers need to solve it for three weeks?"

Yang Ze began to poke his nose on his face: "You blame my system for your incompetence?!"

Lu Yang collapsed, as if he remembered someone, and it might be many others: "It's too bad for you people who turn against us as soon as we fall in love! I don't even think about who gave you a second chance to live in the first place. of!"

What he said made sense, but Yang Ze didn't care about the reason.

"So what about my system?"

Lu Yang: "...I'll report to the boss."

It was still dark all around, only Lu Yang was pressing the watch back and forth, and after finally pressing it, he turned his head and saw Yang Ze staring at the void in a daze.

"What are you thinking about?" Lu Yang pushed him, "Boss' reply will come in 2 minutes."

"Hey, I want to eat glutinous rice balls." Yang Ze lowered his head again and said aggrievedly, "I have the system."

"Do you know how many worlds you have to pass before you can exchange points for cooked food? Or do you open this exchange interface during the game?" Lu Yang looked at him, "Seven. You can only have this function in seven worlds. Your system will You are spoiled."

Things that don't feel much at ordinary times are always moving when others talk about them.

Yang Ze touched his face: "I'd better pinch you to calm down."

Lu Yang took two steps back, the watch suddenly beeped, Yang Ze immediately went over to look, but couldn't see anything.But Lu Yang saw it, and was lamenting the unexpected quick reply, his brows twitched strangely, and he slowly turned his head to look at Yang Ze: "We have seen a lot of you and the capture target, and we already have A perfect policy. But you and the system... are our exception."

"Get to the point." Yang Ze waved his hand.

"We need data as well as observation." Lu Yang sighed and lowered his wrist, "The higher-ups put forward a condition that we will block the memory of the system—" Yang Ze's face was dark, and he began to roll up his sleeves, "Calm down, calm down ! It’s just locked, it’s for observation! As long as it’s over, it will be unlocked! And it will be returned to you!”

"We will prepare a world. This time, the target you want to attack is your system."

"...It's like a car accident amnesia Korean drama meme." Yang Ze complained indifferently, "Do I still want to evoke his love and memory? Are you poisonous?"

Lu Yang: "..." What can I do?Did you think I meant to say that?I am also very depressed ah?

"Can you ask your heads if it won't work?"

Lu Yang lowered his head and pressed his watch.

One minute later, Lu Yang raised his head and said, "Let's ask, will 1 not be accepted?"

Yang Ze wanted to hit someone.But he held back.

"I will." Yang Ze gritted his teeth.

Isn't it just a strategy? !I will be afraid? !

The moment Yang Ze agreed, the blackness of the space receded in an instant, revealing that he was familiar with the Windows interface. Lu Yang is such an idiot.

Yang Ze has bad eyesight.

"This is a special world, so it's different. Let me explain to you." Lu Yang pretended not to understand the other person's eyes. .It’s all up to you, there are two tasks in total.”

"1. Become a movie star.

"2. Make a system that has forgotten that you have another identity fall in love with you."

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Yang Ze woke up from a bed, with the ceiling above his head, and a square lamp hanging on the ceiling. The bed was very low, and the quilt smelled sour. He struggled to get up, feeling that his stomach was blocked by something.

He touched it, and it was meat.

Yang Ze moved his legs out of the bed silently. When his feet hit the ground, there was a sound of prickling. He took a look and saw that it was a bag of potato chips. From the bedside to the door of the room, it was covered with all kinds of Snack packaging bags, and snack crumbs mixed with cockroaches all over the floor.

Yang Ze's face turned green.

He looked at the huge wide legs, huge thick arms, and soft belly, and wanted to cry, but couldn't cry.

To put it simply, the background of this world comes from an article in the entertainment circle, so Yang Ze's first mission is to exist in order to comply with the rules of this world, he wants to enter the entertainment circle, and then become the highest setting in this world.

Yang Ze stood up, bared his teeth, manipulated his particularly inflexible body, swayed left and right, walked two wrong doors, and finally found the toilet and the mirror inside the toilet.

In the mirror is a very scary fat man. According to what he saw along the way, he should be a dirty fat man who eats junk snacks and cannot extricate himself.

Yang Ze took a deep breath and leaned closer to the mirror. The fat man has poor skin, has irregular work and rest for a long time and loves to eat fried food, his skin is rough due to acne, his face is oily and shiny, and his facial features are squeezed together by flesh. What does it look like.

His hair was greasy and long, hanging on his shoulders. Yang Ze pinched it and looked at it. He guessed that this identity was still a blind date.

He began to suspect that this was not a program change experiment of the observation system at all, but a punishment for hacking his own worlds.

How could such a ghostly appearance be the movie king? !You can't even enter the entertainment industry? !

He leaned on the sink in a daze, stared at the scary fat man in the mirror, and finally decided to wash his hair before talking.

After washing his hair, Yang Ze, with his wet hair on, rummaged through boxes and cabinets in the toilet until he was gasping for breath, but he couldn't find the hair dryer, so he just wrapped it in a towel to absorb water, went around to the kitchen, and took out the broom that was covered with cobwebs from behind the door. I went back to the room and swept up the garbage, the cockroaches were trampled to death, the garbage on the table was cleaned up, and the hair was completely dry.

Two large garbage bags were knotted and placed at the door. Yang Ze, who was physically weak, was covered in sweat again. Yang Ze simply took off his clothes, and the musty smell was wrapped in the smell of potato chips and sweat acid.

Ze Yang is going crazy.

He went to take a shower again, found a black T from the empty cabinet and squeezed it in, looking at the bed, he didn't dare to lie down, so he could only sit on the wooden chair.

Definitely punishment!Absolutely!Absolutely! ! !

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One hundred chapters! ! !

I went out to play today, so I wrote these in a hurry

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