The protagonist has rejected your message and farted on you

Yang Ze woke up from the cold.

After a busy day, after taking a shower and cleaning, he was about to belch his farts, but he didn't want to sleep at all. The bed that looked like the original owner was masturbating, eating snacks, drooling and never washing it. I didn't dare to hit the floor with any pillows, and who knew how many cockroaches there were. In the end, I could barely squeeze on the sofa, hugged my fat self aggrievedly, and fell asleep faintly.

Then he woke up from the cold. At four o'clock in the morning, the windows were forgotten to be closed, the cold wind was blowing, and cockroaches were crawling all over the ground.

Yang Zehao fucking wanted to cry, and even wanted to hold the system and cry.

The Space-Time Administration is not human!The words are so nice! ! !They are definitely taking revenge on us!I actually believed their nonsense! ! !

Yang Ze shivered and got up to close the window. He always forgot that he was an overweight fat man, and he moved to the edge of the sofa to reach the window, but the other side of the sofa was tilted up.

This is the first time I have seen this kind of scene in several lifetimes. How can I enter the entertainment circle? ? ? ?

A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, and Yang Ze suddenly realized, is it true that fat is considered beautiful in this world? !There is no TV in this house. He put all his hopes on the phone, and immediately moved back to the room, took out the phone from the oily quilt, and turned on the screen.

Ze Yang: "..."

Dry.There is a password.

Yang Ze almost threw his phone away, but managed to hold it back, after trying the passwords of 1234, 6666, 0000, etc., he pressed his birthday and turned it on.

opened?

opened? ? ? ?

Yang Ze stared at the big-breasted beauty on the screen wallpaper in amazement for a minute before realizing that he was making a big fuss. The people in the previous world still had the same name and surname as him, and it was just the same birthday.

To calm down, he clicked on the search software and saw the celebrity gossip news automatically pushed by the software. He was still a beautiful woman with a big breast and a thin waist, and a handsome guy with broad shoulders and long legs. The aesthetics of this world have not changed much.

Yang Ze dropped the search software in desperation, and turned to other content on the phone——if you want to know about a fat house that has died of light, the phone should be the fastest choice.

In Fatty's mobile phone, the only contact software is open and needs to be upgraded. It should be that it has not been online for a long time. Even if it is, there are only a dozen friends, and there is not a single page of chat history.The photo album on the mobile phone is full of pictures of beauties and dirty videos, Yang Ze glanced at it twice, and closed it subtly.After looking at the search records, Alipay records, music lists and games in turn, I finally got a rough image.

Fat and lazy, lustful to the point of obscenity, unexpectedly likes slow songs, and doesn't pay attention to celebrity gossip.A sophomore who dropped out of school, has almost no interpersonal relationship, lives alone, has no source of income, and only has living expenses from his parents every month.

In short, being alive is a poster child for wasting air.

"..."

When the cold wind blew, Yang Ze's tears and snot came down together.

Yes, very strong, very challenging.

He slowed down, rummaged through boxes and chests to find a pen and paper, supported his waist and took a few breaths, and began to write down the information he had obtained, arranging his own plan.

Don't think about entering the entertainment industry, he must first find the system, make the system remember or make the system fall in love with him.He is still not sure how much Lu Yang and the others have blocked the memory of the system, and whether it is possible to wake it up—of course, with this body, he guesses that the system may be scared away even if he thinks about it, so the most important thing It's weight loss.

Yang Ze threw away the pen, took the paper, took a deep breath, and his fat belly heaved up and down.

In the coming week, Yang Ze first tidied up the whole room from the inside to the outside, threw away all the bedding, bought a new set with the money left in his mobile phone, and then took out the wallet from a dusty schoolbag in the corner. , Take out your ID card and ID card and go to the bank to report the loss of the card password.

While waiting to report the loss, Yang Ze deleted all the unhealthy things on the phone, because he was afraid of losing the passwords of Alipay and social software, so he didn't dare to format it directly, so he sat in the hall and deleted it for a long time before he could get it done.

Yang Ze put his mobile phone in his pants pocket, looked at his fat legs and sighed again.This time when he came to the bank to report the lost card password, he also needed the cash inside to enroll in a fitness class. He had to lose weight immediately!

The fitness club Yang Ze chose is very close to where he lives, so that he can climb back quickly.The clubhouse is not big and there are not too many people.As soon as he entered the door, the lady at the front desk looked at him like a delicious fat sheep, and greeted him with a smile on her face: "Sir, is there anything I can do for you?"

Yang Ze sincerely pinched the flesh on his stomach and said, "I need help everywhere."

The lady smiled happily, and immediately took Yang Ze to apply for an annual card, and hired a private trainer. The private trainer has eight-pack abs and 1.8 meters eight. indivual?"

Yang Ze lay down, blushing, unable to get up.

The personal trainer said, "Well, I see."

Yang Ze asked, "Coach, can I be saved?"

The personal trainer smiled, with white teeth, and a very handsome smile: "Believe in yourself."

I believe in myself, but I don't believe in this body, coach! !

From this day on, Yang Ze is like a useless dog every day, running, squatting, sit-ups and push-ups. He can only eat a fixed amount of meat and a lot of vegetables for three meals a day. When he comes home late at night, his chest is so hungry I only dare to hold the water and shake it while drinking it, and shake it while drinking it.After drinking, he sat on the bed and pinched his legs, and then fell asleep on the bed. In the dream, he and the system sat on the clock tower in the last world, watching the stars and the moon. In the last second, he was still a handsome and juicy blond sweetheart. In the next second, the building was crushed by him, and he fell, and the system rushed to pick him up, and Paji was crushed to death.

Yang Ze almost cried and pouted in his dream.

When I woke up, the sky was bright, and I was in a daze for a long time before I realized that the system was not crushed by me. I was grateful and relieved before I picked up the phone and took a look. There was an unread message, which was sent by the coach, saying that something happened today, let him realize Go to the clubhouse and run 20 kilometers on the treadmill.

Yang Ze pressed the lock screen of his phone with a bitter face, intending to reply to the coach, and a push news jumped into his eyes: "The nominations for the 97th Golden Crane Awards have been announced. (attached)]

Yang Ze swipe down casually, and a photo is displayed in front of his eyes.

He is a handsome man, the kind of handsome that no matter who sees him for the first time, he will say he is so handsome.The photo was a still photo. The man had icy eyebrows, straight lips, and a dashing military uniform. With one hand on his belt, he was tall and straight, with his neckline tightly closed, and only a small section of his fair neck could be seen.

Yang Ze jumped up from the bed in shock, but affected by his body type, the so-called jumping up just sat up faster than before, staring at the photo.Yang Ze looked at the name, and then at the photo, wishing to gouge out his eyes.

Even if this man looks 26 or seven years old, even if he has black hair, even if he is dressed in a military uniform, even if his silhouette has changed subtly, he is so handsome that he can fly into the sky——

this!he!mom!At once!yes!I!of!Tie!System!

Yang Ze thought the system would be the lonely child downstairs, thought it would be a problem child, and planned to go to a nearby high school to look for it after losing weight. After all, according to previous experience, the system was only fifteen or sixteen years old with white hair every time it appeared. Fat—I never expected that this time the system not only got older, but also became more handsome, and the gray hair disappeared.

There is no need to look for it! ! !

It's all effortless! ! ! !

Yang Ze blushed with excitement, quickly opened Weibo and searched for Qi Yu's name, and immediately popped up countless high-definition, large-scale close-ups and countless little girls' screams, which gave him a popular science face.

Qi Yu made his debut at the age of 13. At the age of 18, he won the first best actor in his life with his first starring movie "You Were a Boy". He became a dark horse and the brightest star among the younger generation of actors.

Other than his works, Qi Yu was very low-key, never had any gossip, polite and polite to fans, respectful and humble to his peers, young and promising, handsome and extraordinary, with almost no scandals.

Yang Ze couldn't help showing a proud expression, like a father who saw his son get [-] points, and carefully looked at the Weibo of every fan girl.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a fan of wuli77! ! 77 is the most beautiful man in the world! ! !ah ah ah ah ah ah I spin!I explode! 』

"I must be a good girlfriend, I never scold Qi Yu, I only sleep with Qi Yu in my arms (#谁谢)"

"Xiao Yuyu's eyes are the most beautiful stars I have ever seen, God is so partial to him!"But... I wish God would be more partial! 』

"The cold moonlight can't beat your smile, #我们不相住见# My 77 encounters, I still remember the first time I saw you, it was you who won the best actor in "You Were a Boy", you acted Zeng An is the best boy I have ever seen...[Read more]』

In the end, the post owner of this Weibo is Qi Yu's website. Yang Ze immediately registered an account and followed it non-stop, and then poked into the pictures to see one by one. I feel like there are pink flowers all around me.

The system this time is really nice.

In vain, handsome, tall.

He is handsome in a mask, handsome in a hat, handsome in a windbreaker, and handsome in a sweater.

At this time, if there is a second person in the room, looking at the picture of a fat man grabbing his mobile phone and laughing, he may not feel the little fluff at all, but only feel the smell of idiot and obscenity.

But Yang Ze only felt so happy that he took off.

Got you!

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