The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.Yang Yi, who has always had a strong spirit, is certainly not someone who gives up so easily.Therefore, in the past few days, he has come to report to the second prince every day.The second prince was so annoying to him that he saw him taking a detour from afar.Yang Yi had sharp eyes, saw the second prince's back, and enthusiastically waved his hands and shouted, "Second prince, second prince..."

Before Chikissed the soles of his feet and slipped away, Yang Yi flew towards him.It's just that before he jumped over, he was hugged by the jumping monkey to stabilize his figure.Yang Yi lowered his head and looked at the monkey, tearfully grateful, "Good Xiong-Di, you saved me again!"

The monkey looked at Yang Yi's fiery eyes and scratched his head embarrassedly.

As soon as Chi Ki saw the monkey in front of him, he couldn't help thinking of the humiliating history of his tie with the monkey.Instantly felt a pain in the forehead, "What's the matter with you?"

"It's still the last time."

Chi Ki's face was not good-looking, "I said, it's impossible!"

"why?"

"I don't like men!"

"Why don't you like men?"

"..."

"You don't like men because you don't know the benefits of being with men."

Chi Kiss looked at him speechlessly.

Yang Yi pointed his fingers and began to preach, "When a man is with a man, you don't have to worry about grabbing the quilt with him at night, and you can kick him out of bed without pity. And the two of you can piss and punch together! If you lose in a fight, it's okay." It can be solved directly with fists, without having to endure the other person’s twittering and repeating a sentence, and most importantly, when a man hugs a man, his chest is close to his chest, so the distance between the heart and the heart is also greater than when a man and a woman hug much closer..."

Yang Yi finished speaking in one breath without being angry, he was suddenly a little thankful for the little joke passed to him by his rotten girl when he was in college.

"..."

He was talking very high here, but Chi Kiss just stared at him expressionlessly.To be more precise, Chi Kiss was stunned by his words.After a long time, Chi Kiss came back to his senses, "Is it finished?"

Why, Chi Kiss's expression is so calm, so calm that it's completely beyond his expectation!

"Can I go?" The second prince asked politely.

"..." Yang Yi felt deeply frustrated for the first time.

There is no day and night in the East China Sea, so Yang Yi doesn't know whether it is day or night at the moment.However, his mood must be night.

"Hey—" Yang Yi sat on the steps and let out a long sigh.

"What sigh?"

"I feel bad."

"What's wrong?"

"I..." Yang Yi turned his head and stared at the monkey behind him in horror.He opened his mouth wide, as if he could stuff a duck egg into it.After a long time, he came back to his senses, jumped up and shouted, "What did you just say? Oh no, did you just say something?"

The monkey raised his head and looked at him.

Yang Yi turned around in circles, "A monkey that can only talk? Damn, it can't be so bloody!"

"I'm dizzy." The monkey interrupted Yang Yi who was spinning in circles.

"I'm dizzy too." Yang Yi covered his head and looked back at the monkey, feeling dizzy even more.The monkey stepped forward to support him, Yang Yi covered his head and said, "Tell me, this is a dream."

"This is a dream." The monkey followed suit.

"Pinch me."

As soon as the monkey raised its head, Yang Yi quickly reached out and pinched the monkey, and the monkey couldn't help but screamed.Yang Yi grimaced, "It seems that this is not a dream but real."

"……"monkey.

"You obviously can talk, why didn't you start?"

"I don't want to say." Monkey said coolly.

"..." Yang Yi was speechless.Looking back at the monkey, he looked up, down, left, and right, and finally asked worriedly, "Aren't you Monkey King?"

"Who is that?"

"No? It's fine if you don't." Yang Yi heaved a sigh of relief.Now that we are in the world of Journey to the West, it seems that monkeys that can talk are not a strange thing.

"I don't have a name." The monkey lowered his head, his eyes dimmed.Looking at such a monkey, Yang Yi couldn't bear it.How can I say that after getting along with monkeys these days, he still likes this cute monkey.So he patted the monkey's head to comfort him, "It's okay, we can choose the name."

"You gave me a name?"

"How's the little monkey?"

"..." The monkey bowed his head and remained silent.

"So, Dabao?"

"..."

"See you every day, Dabao!" Yang Yi suddenly remembered this commercial line, and then he said this line very quickly.However, the monkey's reaction is still very puzzled.That's right, how can monkeys understand such a cutting-edge slogan?Even if he is a monkey who has become a spirit and can talk, he is still a monkey.

"Let's call you a beautiful monkey." Yang Yi said irresponsibly.

The monkey was actually very satisfied with the name, and then nodded.

"Beautiful Monkey, tell me, why did the Second Prince agree to follow me back to Heaven?"

"Why are you going to Heaven?"

"You don't know, I'm here this time to shoulder a heavy responsibility. There is an eldest prince in the heavenly court. The Jade Emperor's treasure is like something. But this eldest prince is a crook..." Seeing that the monkey was puzzled, Yang Yi explained, " It’s because he likes men. Hey, whoever doesn’t like this eldest prince falls in love with the second prince of the Dragon King’s family. But this second prince is a straight man who is straighter than Bai Yangshu! If I knew this task was so difficult, what did I say? I'm not coming either, that old fellow Taibai Jinxing actually dared to lie to me that gods have immortality, Nima can't die, but half-death is not a joke. Look at my handsome, unrestrained and suave Handsome face!" Speaking of this, Yang Yi gritted his teeth.

Monkey shirked responsibility very modestly, "He hit hard."

Yang Yi had no doubts about him, "He must be jealous that I'm more handsome than him!"

The monkey beside him rolled his eyes and thought about it.The monkey jumped up suddenly, startling Yang Yi, "Where are you going?" Naturally, the monkey didn't answer him, and disappeared in a flash.

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