The second prince has not been sleeping well recently, and a large part of the reason is because of Yang Yi.That guy Yang Yi finally didn't come to bother him and make noise in front of him.Holding the altar of good wine, intending to suppress the shock and satisfy the craving, the smell of the mud-sealed wine is so refreshing.Before the second prince could sigh, a shadow suddenly flashed in front of his eyes.The second prince turned sideways with a quick reaction, and before he had time to fight back, he felt that his hand was empty and the wine jar was gone.
The second prince is an alcoholic, addicted to alcohol like his life, he has a saying that his head can be cut off and the blood can be shed in the wine jar.The second prince stared at the monkey in front of him with red eyes.
"Give me back the wine jar." The second prince said coldly.
The monkey looked up and glanced at him with disdain.Then he raised his head, raised his glass and started pouring it into his mouth. "Oops—" the monkey scratched his ears and grinned his teeth.
The second prince felt distressed, "This is a flower carving that has been treasured for 300 years."
The monkey raised his hand and threw the wine jar casually, jumping while throwing it.Mouth "creak creak" barking.Tears also came out, and he stared at the second prince with whirling eyes, "It's so spicy, so spicy!"
The second prince firmly caught the flying wine jar, and his heart fell from his throat.Staring at the monkey, he said angrily, "You know what a fart."
The monkey was dissatisfied and turned back to stare at him.
The second prince snorted coldly, "Monster monkey. Don't pretend to be a ghost in front of me, only those fools and gods can't see the tricks of your monster monkey."
When the monkey heard this, he stopped pretending and said with a chuckle, "I really laughed my teeth off, you are a dignified second prince, didn't you also lose to me, a monkey."
"Dead monkey." The monkey stepped on the second prince's pain and screamed, and the second prince stared at him and gritted his teeth.
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be mad at me, or let's make a bet."
"Hmph." The second prince dismissed it.
The monkey said, "Let's take a bet. If you win, I'll pretend nothing happened. No one will know about your loss to me."
The second prince has a good face, this is his weakness.So at the moment he seems to be thinking about what the monkey said.
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "If I win, you follow Yang Yi."
The second prince thought for a while, then paused and said, "You can't cheat."
Monkey said, "Of course not."
"What are you gambling?"
"How about a drink?"
Drinking is simply too easy for the second prince.He is addicted to alcohol, he is an alcoholic, and he is naturally good at drinking.A thousand cups without getting drunk and a thousand cups without being poured is tailor-made for him.If the Second Crown Prince was hesitant a moment ago, the hesitation in his heart would have disappeared long ago. He clapped his hands and said, "Okay! What a comparison."
The monkey said, "Two jars of wine, whoever gets drunk first will admit defeat."
After finishing speaking, he conjured up a jar of wine like a magic trick.The second prince narrowed his eyes and looked at him, "Okay."
No matter how the gamble changes, it seems that the second prince is sure to win. This is a gamble without suspense.The second prince's capacity for alcohol is well-known in the world, if he says he is the second in capacity for alcohol, no one will dare to call him the number one.But it was the second prince who was known as the most drinker in the world, who actually got drunk after drinking a jar of wine.
Not only drunk, but also very drunk.
When the second prince woke up, his forehead hurt, and what made his forehead hurt even more was seeing the faces of Yang Yi and the monkey. "Why are you here?" He said this to Yang Yi.
Yang Yi was innocent, "I'll come and see you."
"What happened?" he said to the monkey.
"You are drunk." It was Yang Yi who answered him, "You are drunk, and you are still very drunk. I carried you back." He claimed credit.
Hearing this, the second prince felt a pain in his forehead.He raised his head and said to the monkey, "Should you explain something to me?"
Yang Yi's eyes were puzzled, and he could only look back and forth between one person and one monkey.
The second prince rubbed his sore forehead, raised his head and stared at the monkey, "Say."
The monkey shrugged, "You're drunk, you lose."
"I'm known as 'a thousand cups don't get drunk'."
"Maybe it's just a legend." Yang Yi explained.Upon hearing this, the second prince turned his head and stared at him unwillingly.Yang Yi tactfully shut up.
The second prince looked at the monkey, "There is something wrong with the wine."
"The wine is yours." The monkey reminded him.
That's why he couldn't figure it out.The second prince was angry.Which pot does the monkey not open and which pot to lift, "You lose, don't go back on what you promised me."
The second prince scratched his head in boredom, exerting great force.Yang Yi couldn't bear it, so he reminded him, "Be careful of scratching your scalp."
"..."
"The eldest prince doesn't seem to like bald heads."
"..." The second prince was speechless, why did he suddenly have the urge to shave his head!
No matter what, this seems to have become an ironclad matter.Fortunately, the second prince is a man of his word. Although he is extremely reluctant in his heart, he is even more unwilling to be labeled as a broken promise, so he finally thought about it and learned from the painful experience.
"... When are you leaving?" After a while, the second prince said with a gloomy face.
"Ah?" Yang Yi was taken aback, why is the second prince like this.It's fine if you don't thank him, and he even issued an order to evict the guest.Why are the people in the East China Sea not friendly at all? Isn’t the Celestial Dynasty starting to advocate a harmonious society now?
"Today or tomorrow?" The second prince frowned, looking at him with the desire to peel off his skin.
Yang Yi rubbed his chin, "Can I get the day after tomorrow?"
The second prince had a sullen face, turned his face away awkwardly, "whatever!"
Yang Yi turned his head and whispered to the monkey, "This guy must be drunk and confused."
The monkey shrugged at him.
Yang Yi turned back and smiled at him, "Second Prince..."
"I like to drink, so you can go to heaven with me. It goes without saying that there is good wine and good food. I like to be quiet and don't want to be disturbed. And..."
"Wait a minute." Yang Yi's brain froze instantly, "You...you mean...you want to go back to heaven with me."
Speaking of this, he mentioned the second prince's sore feet.He growled in pain and nodded reluctantly.
"Aren't you straight?"
"..."
"I'm proclaiming my love to the First Prince."
"I'm not deaf." Yang Yi repeated this sentence no less than fifty times in his ear.Thinking of it, he himself is going to have a demon.
"Have you agreed to this marriage?"
"If you are a mother-in-law, maybe I will go back on my word." The second prince was impatient.
Yang Yi jumped up with joy, "Okay, okay, I'll go and get ready to go right away."
"Not the day after tomorrow?"
"There are so many long nights and dreams."
"..."
The second prince is an alcoholic, addicted to alcohol like his life, he has a saying that his head can be cut off and the blood can be shed in the wine jar.The second prince stared at the monkey in front of him with red eyes.
"Give me back the wine jar." The second prince said coldly.
The monkey looked up and glanced at him with disdain.Then he raised his head, raised his glass and started pouring it into his mouth. "Oops—" the monkey scratched his ears and grinned his teeth.
The second prince felt distressed, "This is a flower carving that has been treasured for 300 years."
The monkey raised his hand and threw the wine jar casually, jumping while throwing it.Mouth "creak creak" barking.Tears also came out, and he stared at the second prince with whirling eyes, "It's so spicy, so spicy!"
The second prince firmly caught the flying wine jar, and his heart fell from his throat.Staring at the monkey, he said angrily, "You know what a fart."
The monkey was dissatisfied and turned back to stare at him.
The second prince snorted coldly, "Monster monkey. Don't pretend to be a ghost in front of me, only those fools and gods can't see the tricks of your monster monkey."
When the monkey heard this, he stopped pretending and said with a chuckle, "I really laughed my teeth off, you are a dignified second prince, didn't you also lose to me, a monkey."
"Dead monkey." The monkey stepped on the second prince's pain and screamed, and the second prince stared at him and gritted his teeth.
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be mad at me, or let's make a bet."
"Hmph." The second prince dismissed it.
The monkey said, "Let's take a bet. If you win, I'll pretend nothing happened. No one will know about your loss to me."
The second prince has a good face, this is his weakness.So at the moment he seems to be thinking about what the monkey said.
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "If I win, you follow Yang Yi."
The second prince thought for a while, then paused and said, "You can't cheat."
Monkey said, "Of course not."
"What are you gambling?"
"How about a drink?"
Drinking is simply too easy for the second prince.He is addicted to alcohol, he is an alcoholic, and he is naturally good at drinking.A thousand cups without getting drunk and a thousand cups without being poured is tailor-made for him.If the Second Crown Prince was hesitant a moment ago, the hesitation in his heart would have disappeared long ago. He clapped his hands and said, "Okay! What a comparison."
The monkey said, "Two jars of wine, whoever gets drunk first will admit defeat."
After finishing speaking, he conjured up a jar of wine like a magic trick.The second prince narrowed his eyes and looked at him, "Okay."
No matter how the gamble changes, it seems that the second prince is sure to win. This is a gamble without suspense.The second prince's capacity for alcohol is well-known in the world, if he says he is the second in capacity for alcohol, no one will dare to call him the number one.But it was the second prince who was known as the most drinker in the world, who actually got drunk after drinking a jar of wine.
Not only drunk, but also very drunk.
When the second prince woke up, his forehead hurt, and what made his forehead hurt even more was seeing the faces of Yang Yi and the monkey. "Why are you here?" He said this to Yang Yi.
Yang Yi was innocent, "I'll come and see you."
"What happened?" he said to the monkey.
"You are drunk." It was Yang Yi who answered him, "You are drunk, and you are still very drunk. I carried you back." He claimed credit.
Hearing this, the second prince felt a pain in his forehead.He raised his head and said to the monkey, "Should you explain something to me?"
Yang Yi's eyes were puzzled, and he could only look back and forth between one person and one monkey.
The second prince rubbed his sore forehead, raised his head and stared at the monkey, "Say."
The monkey shrugged, "You're drunk, you lose."
"I'm known as 'a thousand cups don't get drunk'."
"Maybe it's just a legend." Yang Yi explained.Upon hearing this, the second prince turned his head and stared at him unwillingly.Yang Yi tactfully shut up.
The second prince looked at the monkey, "There is something wrong with the wine."
"The wine is yours." The monkey reminded him.
That's why he couldn't figure it out.The second prince was angry.Which pot does the monkey not open and which pot to lift, "You lose, don't go back on what you promised me."
The second prince scratched his head in boredom, exerting great force.Yang Yi couldn't bear it, so he reminded him, "Be careful of scratching your scalp."
"..."
"The eldest prince doesn't seem to like bald heads."
"..." The second prince was speechless, why did he suddenly have the urge to shave his head!
No matter what, this seems to have become an ironclad matter.Fortunately, the second prince is a man of his word. Although he is extremely reluctant in his heart, he is even more unwilling to be labeled as a broken promise, so he finally thought about it and learned from the painful experience.
"... When are you leaving?" After a while, the second prince said with a gloomy face.
"Ah?" Yang Yi was taken aback, why is the second prince like this.It's fine if you don't thank him, and he even issued an order to evict the guest.Why are the people in the East China Sea not friendly at all? Isn’t the Celestial Dynasty starting to advocate a harmonious society now?
"Today or tomorrow?" The second prince frowned, looking at him with the desire to peel off his skin.
Yang Yi rubbed his chin, "Can I get the day after tomorrow?"
The second prince had a sullen face, turned his face away awkwardly, "whatever!"
Yang Yi turned his head and whispered to the monkey, "This guy must be drunk and confused."
The monkey shrugged at him.
Yang Yi turned back and smiled at him, "Second Prince..."
"I like to drink, so you can go to heaven with me. It goes without saying that there is good wine and good food. I like to be quiet and don't want to be disturbed. And..."
"Wait a minute." Yang Yi's brain froze instantly, "You...you mean...you want to go back to heaven with me."
Speaking of this, he mentioned the second prince's sore feet.He growled in pain and nodded reluctantly.
"Aren't you straight?"
"..."
"I'm proclaiming my love to the First Prince."
"I'm not deaf." Yang Yi repeated this sentence no less than fifty times in his ear.Thinking of it, he himself is going to have a demon.
"Have you agreed to this marriage?"
"If you are a mother-in-law, maybe I will go back on my word." The second prince was impatient.
Yang Yi jumped up with joy, "Okay, okay, I'll go and get ready to go right away."
"Not the day after tomorrow?"
"There are so many long nights and dreams."
"..."
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