It was the elves who came in.The elf ghost looked at him with a smile, but the smile was not flat in Yang Yi's eyes.
The weak elf asked him, "I can't see that you still have some skills."
"...?" Yang Yi couldn't understand the nonsensical words, so he looked up at the elf in a daze.
"In such a short time, you have aroused the anger of the crowd." The elf gloated very much.
"Can you make it clearer?"
"You don't know?" The elf ghost was surprised.
"What should I know?" Yang Yi wanted to cry but had no tears.Why does he have the illusion that his IQ has dropped when talking to elves!It must be the wrong channel for him to obey!
"Did you just do something to the monkey who brought you food?"
"It should be what he did to me!"
"—+ She is the goddess in the hearts of the monkeys!"
"..." Yang Yi stared at him with wide eyes, as if he saw a ghost.Then he recalled the honor of the monkey that came in just now. Although he couldn't use the monkey's vision to appreciate it, monkeys and humans can be regarded as close relatives, and the aesthetic vision of close relatives should not be too bad.
So, the result could be...
"Could it be that there is only one female in the monkey family?"
"of course not."
"..." So, even though monkeys and humans are close relatives, the aesthetic vision is very different!
"I seem to suddenly understand why your king likes men." If it were him, he would also like men.At this level, he is afraid of eating indigestion.
"You offended the 'goddess', and later the group of monkeys will come to settle accounts with you!" When the elf ghost said this, he didn't look worried at all, and looked like he was watching the show.
"Didn't you want me to be Mrs. Yazhai for your king?"
"Yes."
"So in a way we're in the same boat."
"..."
"If I become Mrs. Yazhai, will I still lose your benefits?" Yang Yi followed the temptation and started his own trickery again.
"..."
"Well, let's cooperate."
"...How to cooperate?" The elf looked at him curiously.
Well, the plan was half successful.Yang Yi smiled in his heart, but his face was calm, "You help me block those monkeys."
"It's been blocked!"
"..."
"It's impossible for them to attack you before you are inspected by the king. I didn't tell you that?"
"No." Yang Yi gritted his teeth.
"If you are favored by the king and become our wife. Of course they dare not do anything to you. But...if the king doesn't like you...it seems that they don't need to do anything." He threw Yang Yi a "You understand' expression.
"..."
"So, now you should think about how to make the king look at you." The elf patted him on the shoulder.
"What type does your king like?"
"Hmm..." The elf ghost tilted his head, thinking for a while, "The king was very interested in the black fur monster a few years ago."
"..." Yang Yi's face turned green.He suddenly imagined a monkey and a black bear that XXOO situation in his mind... Well, just imagining it can't help but give a goosebump.
"Afterwards, our king fell in love with vixen again."
Well, foxes have always been very beautiful, so the Monkey King's taste is slowly becoming normal.
Why did he breathe a sigh of relief!
"However, later our king got tired of fox spirits and fell in love with humans." The elf scratched his head, "It's just that human beings are too fragile. When we captured him, we were scared to death. When we saw our king, I was scared to death before I even started going to bed."
"..."
"Hey, it's all because our king is so charming." The elf ghost sighed.
"..." The corner of Yang Yi's mouth twitched, why did he suddenly want to swear!Narcissism is obviously his right as the protagonist!
"So, I don't know what type our king would like." The elf ghost concluded irresponsibly.
"..."
The weak elf asked him, "I can't see that you still have some skills."
"...?" Yang Yi couldn't understand the nonsensical words, so he looked up at the elf in a daze.
"In such a short time, you have aroused the anger of the crowd." The elf gloated very much.
"Can you make it clearer?"
"You don't know?" The elf ghost was surprised.
"What should I know?" Yang Yi wanted to cry but had no tears.Why does he have the illusion that his IQ has dropped when talking to elves!It must be the wrong channel for him to obey!
"Did you just do something to the monkey who brought you food?"
"It should be what he did to me!"
"—+ She is the goddess in the hearts of the monkeys!"
"..." Yang Yi stared at him with wide eyes, as if he saw a ghost.Then he recalled the honor of the monkey that came in just now. Although he couldn't use the monkey's vision to appreciate it, monkeys and humans can be regarded as close relatives, and the aesthetic vision of close relatives should not be too bad.
So, the result could be...
"Could it be that there is only one female in the monkey family?"
"of course not."
"..." So, even though monkeys and humans are close relatives, the aesthetic vision is very different!
"I seem to suddenly understand why your king likes men." If it were him, he would also like men.At this level, he is afraid of eating indigestion.
"You offended the 'goddess', and later the group of monkeys will come to settle accounts with you!" When the elf ghost said this, he didn't look worried at all, and looked like he was watching the show.
"Didn't you want me to be Mrs. Yazhai for your king?"
"Yes."
"So in a way we're in the same boat."
"..."
"If I become Mrs. Yazhai, will I still lose your benefits?" Yang Yi followed the temptation and started his own trickery again.
"..."
"Well, let's cooperate."
"...How to cooperate?" The elf looked at him curiously.
Well, the plan was half successful.Yang Yi smiled in his heart, but his face was calm, "You help me block those monkeys."
"It's been blocked!"
"..."
"It's impossible for them to attack you before you are inspected by the king. I didn't tell you that?"
"No." Yang Yi gritted his teeth.
"If you are favored by the king and become our wife. Of course they dare not do anything to you. But...if the king doesn't like you...it seems that they don't need to do anything." He threw Yang Yi a "You understand' expression.
"..."
"So, now you should think about how to make the king look at you." The elf patted him on the shoulder.
"What type does your king like?"
"Hmm..." The elf ghost tilted his head, thinking for a while, "The king was very interested in the black fur monster a few years ago."
"..." Yang Yi's face turned green.He suddenly imagined a monkey and a black bear that XXOO situation in his mind... Well, just imagining it can't help but give a goosebump.
"Afterwards, our king fell in love with vixen again."
Well, foxes have always been very beautiful, so the Monkey King's taste is slowly becoming normal.
Why did he breathe a sigh of relief!
"However, later our king got tired of fox spirits and fell in love with humans." The elf scratched his head, "It's just that human beings are too fragile. When we captured him, we were scared to death. When we saw our king, I was scared to death before I even started going to bed."
"..."
"Hey, it's all because our king is so charming." The elf ghost sighed.
"..." The corner of Yang Yi's mouth twitched, why did he suddenly want to swear!Narcissism is obviously his right as the protagonist!
"So, I don't know what type our king would like." The elf ghost concluded irresponsibly.
"..."
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