The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

The arrival of the elves did not give Yang Yi any substantive advice, but instead aggravated his mental and psychological burden.The feelings for the Monkey King have also changed from the initial admiration to the present fear with a little contempt.

Fear is naturally a powerful force of the Fear Monkey King.

To despise is to despise this monkey for being a playboy.It’s fine with the flowery radish, at least you have a lighter taste.Unexpectedly, this monkey is not only a huaxin radish, but also a savory huaxin radish.

Then Yang Yi was really thinking seriously about how he could make the Monkey King see him.

Black fur monster?He looked down at his slender arms and legs, as if he was not at the same level as Hei Xiongdao in terms of foreign trade, height, or physical fitness.

So, fox?Yang Yi stroked his chin and thought.Foxes have been synonymous with monsters since ancient times. Foxes are very charming and beautiful. When they walk, their waists are so soft that they can be broken if they are rubbed hard.Yang Yi rubbed his waist, it was too hard, not soft at all.Moreover, how could he, a man, twist Nini like a woman!What he hates the most in his life is sissy!So you want him to be a sissy?Hmph, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!

Yang Yi shook his head vigorously.

So in the end, there is only one choice left - human beings, and cowardly human beings at that!

It seems to be an instinct for human beings to be cowardly in front of monsters.However, in the end, it seems that the end of human beings is the most tragic.Die before being made.Therefore, this role does not seem to suit him.

Yang Yi scratched his head, Emma——labor and management are really seriously thinking about how to hook up with a big man!

Since when did I become so corrupted?Yang Yi squatted on the ground and held his head in compassion.

But before Yang Yi felt sorry for him, news of the monkey king's return came back.

This time, the one who came in was not the elf who deserved a beating, but the fat, white and cute kid who looked like a New Year's painting doll.

"I'll take you to take a bath." The cute kid ran over bouncing and said to Yang Yi with his little face up.

Yang Yi lowered his head and asked about the sour smell emanating from his body, and nodded firmly, "It's time to take a bath."

The cute kid didn't dislike him either, so he took his hand and walked out.

The child's hand was limp, and Yang Yi was thinking about it.He couldn't figure out what that elf was like.But this cute kid is different. This guy seems to belong to the category of simple mind and simple limbs. If he is fooling around, he should be easy to fool.

At this moment, Yang Yi's mind was full of thoughts, and he made up his mind.

"Stupid..."

"How do you know my name?" The child raised his head and looked at him with wide open eyes.

"..." Looking at you, I'm dumbfounded.Yang Yi answered in his heart, but considering the child's self-esteem, he said against his will, "I guess."

"You are so smart!" the child admired.

"..." Yang Yi burst into tears, why doesn't he feel happy at all being worshiped by this little kid?

"Your king is back?"

"Well, I heard Brother Elf said that the king is back."

"Brother Elf?"

"It's the brother who caught you with me. His name is Elf, and he's so smart. He's the smartest person I've ever seen besides the king." The child admired him very much.

"..."

"But you are also very smart." Seeing him silent, the child tugged at his sleeve to comfort him, "Although you are a little worse than the king and Elf brother, and a little worse than me, you are still smart."

"..." Why was he not happy at all when he was praised!It's even worse than this cute kid, so he's very worried about his IQ, okay?

Not wanting to continue this topic endlessly, Yang Yi hurriedly changed the subject, "How is your king?"

"Ok?"

"What kind of man is he?"

"My lord, our king is very powerful! He is the king of all demons! Even the dragon king is defeated by him!" Dai Meng was very excited, with a very proud expression.

"..." Of course he knew Sun Houzi's powerful skill.He has watched cartoons and TV series many times, and the episode of going to the Dragon King of the East China Sea to grab the golden cudgel is his favorite.Of course, it's one thing to look at it, and quite another to listen to it.

"And, our king is very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. He is the most beautiful person I have ever seen!"

Yang Yi conceived of the monkey who was always wearing a costume in Beijing opera, and then he shook his head, no matter how he imagined it, he felt that this scene was very weird.Now he has no hope for Duanmeng.

So he patted the cute head, and said very perfunctorily, "Hehe, yeah!"

In this way, they chatted one after another, and the two arrived at their destination.

Huaguo Mountain is a must-visit place for home travel, who is more determined when Yang Yi sees the pool of clear hot springs.He hasn't taken a bath for a long time, and even he himself has to dislike himself.So when he saw the clear hot spring, he jumped down without even thinking about it.

"Wait a minute..." Dumbeng yelled.

"...?"

Du Meng rolled her eyes, "Don't you have to take off your clothes in the shower?"

"..."

"Your clothes stink too!"

When Yang Yi thought about it, it made sense.So he took off his clothes three times and five times.The child covered his eyes with his hands.

"..." The child's reaction made Yang Yi speechless, "Do you like to see through the thin cracks?"

"Brother Jing said I'm still underage." The child stuck out his tongue.

"..." So, that elf ghost also traveled through time!

The child pouted, "But I obviously have a human form."

"..."

"In Huaguo Mountain, I'm the third most powerful person besides the king and Brother Elf."

"..." I really didn't see it.Yang Yi complained in his heart.

"Wow, your boobs!" the little chatterbox yelled, as if seeing something extraordinary.

"...---|||This is the pectoral muscle, not the chest!"

"Well, the pectoral muscles are not very good either!" Xiaohuaba commented, "It's far worse than the king's."

"..." Yang Yi suddenly became curious about the monkey grandson!

"Hey, I won't bother you anymore, you can take a bath." The child stood up, beat his numb calf, turned and left.

"..." Yang Yi felt relieved.He turned around and lay in the hot spring, closed his eyes and planned to enjoy the bath comfortably.