He Ji and Le Xian

There was class at two o'clock in the afternoon, He Ji was afraid of affecting their lunch break, so he didn't want to stay for long, so he gave Le Xian a few words, and then left worried.

Le Xian exchanged names with several people, and Zhang He mentioned to Wang Jian that the person who returned to the back mountain was Le Xian, and then everyone began to chatter.

After all, I am not familiar with it, so I was a little nervous at the beginning.However, they are all young people, and no one is particularly introverted. They became warmer after chatting, and they easily became friends.Le Xian had a good impression of these people, and felt quite tempered, and unconsciously became casual in his speech.

Zhang He sat on the stool, Wang Jian leaned against the table, put one hand on Zhang He's shoulder, and said to Le Xian with a smile: "The person was you last time, hey, you ruined my good deeds, you can be regarded as finding the culprit. "

The attitude of these two people towards their relationship is very calm, and it seems that they have no intention of hiding it.Although Zhang He would also feel embarrassed when Wang Jian spoke too much, but this embarrassment was more due to shyness, rather than tweaking or denial.

Le Xian joked: "Haha, it's a bad thing for you, maybe for Zhang He, it's just saving him from fire and water."

Zhang He also smiled, and clasped his fist at Le Xian, "Thank you for your help, brother, I am very grateful!"

Wang Jian raised his hand and patted the back of Zhang He's head, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Isn't it the other way around, you dare to collude with foreign thieves and slander your husband?!"

Zhang He took Wang Jian's hand, rubbed it against his face flatteringly, and changed the subject: "By the way, what are the first two classes this afternoon?"

Wang Jian pinched his face lightly, and said with a smile: "How do I know, isn't my schedule fully entrusted to you?"

Zhang He let him pinch his face, thought for a while, and took out his mobile phone, "I don't remember clearly, let me check the class schedule first."

Le Xian also took out his mobile phone, "Speaking of this, I remembered, I also have to find a classmate to pass me a copy of the schedule, and I accidentally deleted that copy."

Zhang He looked up at him: "You are a freshman, your class schedule is available in our student union WeChat group, how about I pass it on to you?"

Le Xian smiled and said: "Okay, I can't ask for it, how many WeChat IDs do you have, I will add one."

Zhang He clicked on the QR code business card, got up and handed the phone screen to his eyes, "Scan the code directly."

Wang Jian was addicted to playing. He put both paws on Zhang He's face, like kneading dough, and kneaded Zhang He's face until it was glowing red. I got my wife's WeChat ID, and said, is it plotting something wrong?!"

Le Xian smiled and said: "No, I was discovered by you, it seems that I can only kill you."

Zhang He's mouth was rubbed so hard that his speech was a little slurred, "Count me in, you are responsible for killing him, and I am responsible for destroying the corpse and destroying the traces. After that, we will live together and fly together."

Le Xian: "Where do you want to go?"

Zhang He seriously thought: "Why don't we go to New Zealand, the environment is good. When we buy a small villa and raise two dogs, we will live a warm and lively life."

Le Xian: "Oh, I probably can't go, I have to stay here with my brother."

Zhang He said with a smile: "That's okay, I'll find someone else. I'll raise a few spare tires first, and I'll remarry when Wang Jian burps. It just happens to be a seamless connection."

Wang Jian wrapped his arms around Zhang He's waist with one arm, pinched his neck with the other, and said with a smirk: "It's a good idea, Zhang He, let me tell you, even if I die, you have to guard me, and I will drag you when the day comes." You go down, and I will still sleep with you when you get to the underworld. If you dare to sleep and fly with others, you and I will chop the other, and steam it into steamed buns for you to eat."

Le Xian: "..."

Don't be so cruel.

Zhang He looked at Wang Jian's face, quickly turned his head to rub him, and poked him a few times from the air, finally calming him down.Wang Jian's hair was smoothed by Zhang He, and he wrapped his arms around his waist contentedly.

Seeing Le Xian's strange expression, Zhang He thought that the words "chop into buns" surprised him, so he explained: "That last sentence of his didn't mean that, in fact, he has a very docile temperament."

Le Xian: "..."

you sure?

Wang Jian saw Lexian's suspicious face, so he also proved his innocence and said: "Really, I was actually led astray by him. Don't think he is easy to get along with on the surface, but he is the most ruthless one. Before we didn't When we were officially together, I went to have a meal with a junior school girl, and when he came back, he threw my newly bought computer downstairs, and it broke into pieces. It was a terrible tragedy. You know what he said that time ?"

Le Xian asked curiously, "What?"

Wang Jian couldn't bear to look back on the past, and said with lingering fear: "He held a shining fruit knife and told me very seriously that if I dared to cheat, he would chop off my little brother, cut it up, cut it up and pour it on. Feed me the sesame oil. But the point is that we weren't together at that time, how can we cheat?"

When Zhang He heard this, he kicked Wang Jian's calf, sneered, and said with a sneer, "You're being wronged? Besides not being together officially, what's wrong with you? Why do you want to say you're single?!"

Wang Jian covered his calf with a cry, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was really wronged that time. It was supposed to be a group discussion with six people. Who knew that she was the only one after I went there. Can I blame me?"

Le Xianxin said, yes, one is chopped into buns, the other is sprinkled with sesame oil, different forms of expression, the same spiritual core, the same way but the same effect, they are simply a pair made in heaven.

Wang Jian flirted with nothing else and stabbed a hornet's nest, and now Zhang He dug out the old accounts and gave them a good beating.After watching the battle happily for a while, seeing that he couldn't speak, he looked down at the schedule that Zhang He sent him.

After reading the schedule, the two of them were still talking about the old sesame seeds and rotten millet. They were so bored, they turned to Zhang He's circle of friends.

Open Moments, the first one is:

"Interpretation: You don't cause trouble, but one after another, troubles come to you. These unlucky people are collectively referred to as troublemakers.

Sentence: I'm so fucking forced. "

The accompanying picture is a photo of the middle finger, and the background is dripping with blood. It should be P, but it is scary enough.

Le Xian: "..."

Sure enough, Zhang He is not a good person.

When Le Xian was chatting with Zhang He, the fat man kept sucking on the instant noodles, while the second child went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Le Xian talked to the fat man: "Hey, what's your name? Just now everyone gave their names, so I'm missing you."

After the fat man drank the last sip of instant noodle soup, he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, "Fatty."

Le Xian: "...No, I asked your real name. I can't just call you fat."

The fat man was puzzled and said, "Why not? Everyone calls me fat man."

Le Xian was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "Why?"

The fat man looked at Le Xian with an idiotic look: "Because I'm fat."

Le Xian: "..."

I can't talk anymore.

After Zhang He reprimanded Wang Jian for his wolf-heartedness, he turned his head and saw that the conversation between Le Xian and the fat man had reached an impasse, so he said, "The fat man's real name is Zhou Nahan. Oh, I can't remember it clearly. Anyway, I don't use it often, so I just want to talk to you." Call him fat."

Le Xian: "...Okay."

Fatty and Le Xian got close: "Junior brother, you haven't eaten my chicken yet, have you? It's delicious. Next time I have a chance, I'll let you try it."

Le Xian: "..."

This may sound a little weird.

Zhang He explained with a smile: "Fatty's father runs a live chicken farm, and his business is quite big. Last time, he sent a few processed chickens to our dormitory, and we used them to make soup."

Le Xian shook his wit and said: "A father who manages thousands of chickens every day is awesome."

Zhang He was taken aback for a moment, then realized, he laughed.

Wang Jian said with a smirk: "The word Rili Wanji can be said to have very rich meanings."

Before the fat man could react, he said in a daze, "What are you laughing at? Why didn't I understand?"

Wang Jian began to rub Zhang He's face with his paws again, and said while rubbing: "Let me ask you, a farm owner who handles tens of thousands of chickens a day, a pimp who handles tens of thousands of chickens a day, and a man who handles tens of thousands of chickens a day Is there any internal connection that is unknown among the workers?"

Le Xian reacted quickly and quickly followed suit: "Although these three seem to be independent of each other, when you think about it, they are harmonious and unified. A farm owner can also be a pimp. If you consider the reality The complexity of life, so he can still be a so-and-so worker. And the inner connection of the three is fully reflected by the word "every day, ten thousand chickens", which embodies a myth of post-modern life, 'Am I really me?' If not, then who am I? If yes, how many different dimensions do I have?"

Fatty's mind was confused, he looked at Wang Jian, then at Le Xian, and asked in confusion, "What do you mean? My father is a pimp?"

Le Xian corrected: "Not necessarily, it may be another situation, the pimp is your father."

Fatty: "..."

Wang Jian hugged Zhang He together and laughed together.

The fat man took a lot of time to react, and smiled at Le Xian: "Yes, you are a freshman, and you actually bullied your junior brother, tsk tsk tsk, young people these days are simply morally bankrupt. Crash."

Le Xian hurriedly added: "When I heard the word "farm", I felt kind. My aunt's second uncle's third nephew's neighbor's ex-girlfriend's elementary school classmate is a loyal employee of Jinjiang Pig Farm."

Zhang He said with a smile: "Hey, it's all about the breeding industry. If you round it up, you two are considered distant relatives."

Le Xian said sweetly: "That's not it, I mainly want to get a relative, and the senior brother can see that there are a lot of adults, so he will definitely not care about me."

Fatty is very magnanimous, and he is easy to be tamed. He waved his hands generously and said, "It's okay, brother doesn't care about these things. Next time, brother will ask you to have a friendship cannon. Let's exchange feelings together. Don't touch me when the time comes Senior brother's face is enough."

Le Xian was startled: "Friendship... what?"

Fatty said in a straight voice: "Cannon!"

Le Xian: "..."

Is the basic content of this dormitory a bit beyond the standard? !

Zhang He said with a smile: "He's not gay, but he just needs to speak very basic, you just get used to it."

The fat man also laughed and said, "Hahahaha, you're scared. Senior brother, I'm just kidding. Is it funny? It's super funny, right? Sometimes I can laugh out loud when I think about it."

Le Xian: "..."

Wang Jian looked at the phone and reminded: "It's almost time, pack up and get ready to go to class, so as not to be late later."

Zhang He stood up, took the book and said, "Tomorrow is the weekend, let's have a dinner together, and also hold a welcome party for Xiao Lexian."

Wang Jian: "People may not be able to get together. The second child seems to be going home. How about you, fat man?"

The fat man thought for a while and replied, "I might not be there either, I have to go to my aunt's place for a walk."

Zhang He: "It's just the three of us in the dormitory? That's so boring, playing mahjong is missing one."

The fat man thought of something, hahahaha laughed for a while, and said, "You can have a threesome, the number of people is just right."

Le Xian: "..."

Zhang He said to Le Xian: "It's okay, just get used to it."

Le Xian: "..."

Ok.

The author has something to say: The evil spirits are gone!