He Ji and Le Xian

After Le Xian finished his afternoon class, he went to the cafeteria to pay homage to the Wu Zang Temple. As soon as he returned to his dormitory, he received a video request from Wei Xiang.

Wei Xiang gloated and said, "I heard that a certain person was kicked out today, how is it, what do you think?"

Lexian said stubbornly: "Whoever sweeps the floor or not, can he talk? I just came to the school to experience life, and sooner or later I will go back to my brother He Ji."

Wei Xiang laughed and said: "Just deceive yourself, maybe one day you go back and take a look, not only has a mistress added to his room, but also a big fat boy."

Le Xian cut out, "That's impossible. In his daily life like an ascetic monk, the most decent female creature around him is you. However, unfortunately, according to my long-term observation, you don't have any meaning for me. threaten."

Wei Xiang gnawed at the apple and said, "That's not necessarily true, maybe one day I will suddenly fall in love with you, Brother He Ji?"

Le Xian sneered: "It's true, maybe one day his heart will suddenly feel empty and abnormal, lacking maternal love."

Wei Xiang pointed at the screen with his finger, and protested solemnly: "Le Xiaoxian, I want to seriously warn you that there is a price to be paid for personal attacks on young girls like me!"

Le Xian didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "What to do, it's so scary, I almost forgot that you are the woman who controls the lifeblood of the global economy, please let me go, you look young, at most around sixty. "

Wei Xiang said with a smile: "Little bastard, don't think that I can't deal with you because you are hiding in the school. Let me tell you, I have a sister here, Pan'er Liang Tiaoshun has a refreshing personality. I met He Ji last time and kept begging I'm connecting the two of them, my sister, I think I declined her because of your face. In view of your bad performance today, I decided to re-communicate with those sisters. "

Le Xian immediately faltered, and said pitifully, "Miss Wei Xiang, I was wrong, I repent, I shouldn't have groundlessly spread rumors and slanders against underage girls like you. The reason why I did such a crazy thing is because It's mainly out of jealousy of your beauty, as you know, jealousy makes people ugly, Sister Wei Xiang, you are a lot of adults, don't bother with me."

Wei Xiang giggled when he heard it, "I know that only you, brother He Ji, can cure you. How about it, sister, I told you not to act too hastily last time, you still don't believe me, are you dumbfounded now?"

Le Xian nodded dejectedly, but then cheered up again, and said optimistically: "Although Brother He Ji sent me back to school, he promised me to keep that room for me. I can go back anytime during holidays, and his family I still have the key to it. He also promised me that he would not fall in love with other people before I graduated, I think I still have a role to play, anyway, I just spend it with him like this, and see who can spend the other.”

Seeing blood, the guard said for a while: "You think this is a joke? Isn't this because I felt guilty after rejecting you, so I deliberately gave you some comfort? I think you can handle it quite well. If I confess my love with actions Being kicked out by someone is definitely unbearable for your self-esteem. Even if you like that person, you have to stop. Believe it or not, if you never contact him again, after a while, he will completely forget you and continue his regular and self-centered life alone."

Le Xian said indifferently: "So what if you believe it, so what if you don't believe it? Anyway, I don't think self-esteem is more important than him. Besides, I have been secretly in love with him since middle school. I have been waiting for so many years. It will take another three to five years." It’s not a big problem. If I don’t contact him, he will forget me. Then I will send him WeChat and call him every day, and then go to his house to stay for a while every now and then, so that he will forget and forget. not drop."

Wei Xiang: "It's easy to say, but in the face of his carelessness and indifference, it is inevitable that you will be disappointed. It's like there are a hundred steps between you, and you walk 99 steps towards him, and finally He should take the first step, otherwise a relationship that is completely unilaterally contributed and initiated by you, even if it is cultivated to a positive result, what is there to be happy about?"

Le Xian propped his chin and thought for a while, then replied: "I've already taken 99 steps, wouldn't I get what I want if I just cross the remaining step? Why do I have to force him to take the last step? Maybe Some people care more about this, but that’s not me. In short, I will take the one hundred steps, and he doesn’t need to take a step, just stand there and wait for me. Anyway, I like him, I want him, so I choose to give it all , even if it ends up in my hand, I will accept it, and I will not blame heaven and earth, nor myself who made this decision in the first place."

Wei Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled with emotion: "I have seen many suitors of him over the years, some are young and beautiful, some are mature and considerate, but they are just interested in his appearance and temperament, 3 minutes The heat, or you care too much about self-esteem and rewards, He Ji refused several times indifferently, or left in anger, or quit in spite of the difficulties. It is really the first one who is so persistent and indomitable like you. I always feel that he He is destined to be alone for the rest of his life, now it seems that maybe you can really keep him down."

Le Xian smiled and said: "There is nothing wrong with being single for the rest of your life, it's just a personal choice, just live happily. But who told him to be unlucky that I fell in love with him, I will deprive him of the right to choose celibacy, anyway he wants to, It’s okay if you don’t want to, you have to stay with me. Besides, it’s hard to find a smart, handsome, and infatuated person like me with a lantern. It’s only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.”

Seeing that Le Xian was shaking, Wei Xiang smiled and said, "Hey, after two words of praise, your tail is going to go up to the sky, so let me ask you, what if he doesn't wait for you at the same place, but keeps backing away?"

Le Xian didn't react for a while, and asked, "What?"

Wei Xiang said seriously: "I said, have you ever considered this issue? What if you keep walking towards him while he keeps retreating? You see, assuming that both of you are moving at a constant speed, you move at a speed of 3m/ If you move towards him at a speed of s, he also retreats at a speed of 3m/s, and there is still a hundred steps between you, so you will never be able to catch him in your life."

Le Xian: "..."

Wei Xiang: "What kind of eyes do you have, be serious, this is a serious academic discussion!"

Le Xian was speechless for a while, but still cooperated: "Then I will move towards him at a speed of 4m/s."

Wei Xiang shook his head seriously, "No, if he gains a 5m/s2 acceleration at this time and starts to accelerate, then you won't be able to catch him again."

Le Xian was speechless: "Who the hell gave him the acceleration, you?"

Wei Xiang thought about it seriously, and replied: "It doesn't have to be me, maybe it's God. Although God and I are actually the same concept to a certain extent, it's better to look at them separately. .”

Le Xian: "Then I will find a way to also obtain an acceleration of 5m/s2, this will be fine."

Wei Xiang shook his head, "No, no, what if he starts to move at a variable speed, moves at a constant speed of 3m/s for a while, then gains an acceleration of 5m/s2 for a while, and after a while his acceleration again It becomes 7m/s2, how do you deal with it? You have to know that in this case, things will become more complicated.”

Le Xian: "..."

Wei Xiang: "Do you know what you need at a time like this?"

Le Xian: "... what?"

Wei Xiang made an inscrutable statement: "You need a secret book that has been widely circulated in the Jianghu."

Le Xian: "It's so widely spread, it's still called cheats?"

Wei Xiang waved his hand, "Don't pay attention to these details, learn to grasp the big and let go of the small, the point is, this cheat book can help you catch up with He Ji, do you want to know the name of this cheat book?"

Le Xian: "...Maybe I think about it."

Wei Xiang shook his head, "No, I'm not firm enough. If you don't show enough respect to this cheat book, I can't tell you its name. Come on, tell me loudly, do you want to know?!"

Le Xian: "...Think about it."

Wei Xiang smiled cheaply and said, "Then please beg me."

Le Xian reached out to turn off the computer, "Goodbye!"

Wei Xiang hurriedly smiled and said, "Hey, hey, young people are really so angry, it hurts your liver, okay, come on, since you begged me sincerely, I will tell you mercifully."

Le Xian: "...I didn't beg you."

Wei Xiang: "Don't pay attention to these details. Come on, concentrate your attention and prepare to listen. This secret book that can help you calculate the real-time movement speed of you and He Ji is——"

"that is--"

"that is--"

"Five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation!"

Le Xian decisively closed the computer screen, and said heartlessly, "Goodbye!"

Zhang He poked his head out from the side and said with a smile, "Then your sister? It's quite funny."

Le Xian: "Intermittent mental retardation, ignore her."

The fat man leaned over and asked, "Does your sister have any companions?"

Le Xian: "I don't seem to have it. Why, you want to chase her?"

The fat man shyly said: "No, I just think she has a good conversation, and her speech is very in-depth, and I think maybe we can chat together, so I thought, if it is possible, maybe we can get to know each other."

Le Xian pondered for a moment, and said tactfully: "I think from a spiritual level, you can resonate. But she actually has a very superficial side, and she cares more about appearance, so what will she do to you?" I find it difficult to explain an attitude."

The fat man asked, "Do you mean she thinks I'm fat?"

Le Xian comforted: "The most important thing about a person is the soul, and fat and thin are indeed not the absolute standard for measuring beauty and ugliness, but as far as I know, she is relatively superficial, so maybe she will use this shallow standard to judge a person appearance."

Wang Jian threw a pillow over from the upper bunk next door: "You, a gay Yue Buqun."

Le Xian stretched out his hand to take it, and said with a smile, "I'm just kidding, I'll introduce you guys when I have a chance."

The fat man patted Le Xian's shoulder gratefully, and said with a smile, "That's interesting, I'll share my favorite video with you later."

Le Xian: "What movie?"

The fat man smiled and said, "The out-of-print gv that I have treasured for many years!"

Le Xian: "..."

The fat man laughed and patted Le Xian's shoulder, "Hahahahaha, just kidding, you were scared by me again."

Zhang He gave Le Xian a sympathetic look, "It's okay, just get used to it a few more times."

Le Xian: "Do you feel that the recent straight men are evolving in a weird direction?"

Zhang He looked at the fat man, and nodded with concern, "Let's do it with peace of mind."

The author has something to say: The evil spirits are gone!