He Ji and Le Xian

The fat man and the second child were exhausted from eating in the afternoon, and the two straight men held hands and went out for a walk to digest food.Le Xian watched their straight backs when they left, and had an in-depth and heated conversation with Zhang He on the topic of the diversity of contemporary straight men.

Le Xian chatted happily with Zhang He for a while, Wang Jian was unwilling to be left out, turned over from the upper bunk, squeezed onto Zhang He's couch, pinched his ears for a while, snored his hair for a while, tried every means to give The two of them interrupted.Zhang He was not annoyed, he looked at him with a smile on his face, the two looked at each other, their faces got closer and closer, and finally both of them left Le Xian out of the sky, touching their heads affectionately, chatting together Talking privately.

Le Xian was alone, sitting dryly on the bed, tenaciously resisting the shock wave of sweet dog abuse from the opposite side.After resisting for a while, he finally lost his strength and lay down on the bed miserably, tearing his hands and playing.Lexian has a very bad habit. When he is upset, he likes to tear the skin of his hands. He doesn’t throw it away after tearing it up. He just throws it in his mouth and chews it. Chew it and eat it.Sometimes tearing, tearing, brushing, pulling and tearing, the good skin and flesh were torn off, and the blood dripped on his fingers, but he didn't feel any pain, and he just licked the blood from his fingers and ate them.

When he was at home, his mother kept nagging him about it.Le Xian's mother read a curious market rumor in some tabloid, saying that a young man in a certain place loved to eat hand skins since he was a child, and later became addicted to eating, and ate his entire right hand with a click.Originally, Le Xian's mother just thought it was not elegant to tear her hands and skin and chew her nails. After reading the news, the way she looked at Le Xian was not right.Le Xian's mother nagged Le Xian a few times, and she said it was useless, so she went to the stationery store and bought a small ruler, and when she saw Le Xian picking his hands, she took the small ruler and hit the palm of his hand with a fierce expression, Comparable to Nanny Rong who was pierced with crape myrtle.

Le Xian was beaten a few times, learned to be good, and fought from the ground to the ground, and often used a flashlight to hide under the bed in the dead of night to pick his fingers. When he was enjoying himself, he was dug out from the bed by his mother and tortured.After repeating this many times, he gradually corrected his problem. However, when he was impulsive, he still couldn't hold back easily, and picked his fingers in a mess.

Right now, he was upset, and his hands were a little careless. He brushed and pulled after a while, tore a piece of skin, and made blood all over his fingers.He just wanted to lick it, lick it, but suddenly he had an idea, took out his phone and clicked a picture, posted it on Moments, and wrote: "He was seriously injured!"

After posting for a while, a few reminders of comments came. Le Xian clicked on it and saw a few comments from middle school classmates and elementary school classmates.

Classmate a: "Quickly make a will!"

Classmate b: "What if the child in my stomach is dead?!"

Classmate c: "Can I inherit your wife?"

Le Xian liked each of these comments one by one, and then continued to lie in a daze with lost interest.After staying for a while, there were a few more comments, but none of them were He Ji.Le Xian couldn't hold back any longer, clicked on He Ji's circle of friends, from the first to the last, frantically gave a carpet of likes, after clicking, he thought angrily, how do you pretend to be dead now?

After a while, Lexian heard the notification sound, clicked on it, and immediately lifted his spirits.

He Ji left a message under his post: "My condolences go with the changes."

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Four characters with epoch-making significance!

In fact, Le Xian and He Ji had already added WeChat to each other, but in the past they were under the same roof, and they communicated face to face, which was not very useful.Le Xian loves to post on Moments, but He Ji rarely posts and never replies to Le Xian.

When I was happy, I received another comment from the guard, "Would you like me to help you speed up the process of dying? Make sure it's easy and painless, and you can enter a different dimension without knowing it."

Le Xian replied to He Ji: "嘤嘤嘤~~~~"

He replied to the guard and said, "Yeah!"

Wei Xiang sent him a WeChat message, "Is it so easy to be executed? It's not normal." Followed by an inconceivable expression.

Le Xian didn't reply, but directly posted a post on Moments, "Whenever I want to say sb, I blurt out yah. I'm such a good person!"

After a while, Wei Xiang Danchao sent him a moving picture of a 40-meter-long knife, and said aggressively: "If you don't want to live, just say so, sister, I will help you."

Le Xian: "Wow!"

Wei Xiang: "Le Xian!"

Le Xian: "Wow!"

At this time, there were a few more comments on Lexian's new circle of friends.

Classmate a: "I made a preliminary count, and you told me more than 360 times during the whole junior high school, Le Xian, and now I seriously ask you to give me an explanation!"

Le Xian commented back: "Wow!"

Classmate B commented: "Looking back five hundred times in the previous life, how about a sentence in this life, little A, you and Le Xian have a very close fate hahahahaha!"

Le Xian watched Zhi Le, and when the music was over, he replied to classmate B, "Wow!"

Classmate b: "No such tricks, just attack indiscriminately!"

Classmate a replied to classmate b: "Hahahahaha sb!"

Le Xian lay down for a while, seeing that He Ji didn't reply again, he finally couldn't help it, and sent him a WeChat message.

"Brother He Ji, it's so boring."

He Ji returned quite quickly, "Then go study."

Le Xian pretended to be pitiful: "I'm not in the mood, I'm not used to living here, the school bed is too small, I can't sleep comfortably, the dormitory is not soundproof, the sound of passing people in the corridor is very noisy. I can't get used to the food in the cafeteria, it's not as good as yours. "

Le Xian now thinks clearly, anyway, He Ji already knows what he wants, so he doesn't have to hide it too much.Given the relationship between He Ji and his family, sending him back to school should be the most inhumane thing He Ji could do, even more unfeeling. With He Ji's character and the friendship between their two families, He Ji It should not be possible.Since He Ji doesn't want to go any further for the time being, Le Xian doesn't force him, and keeps the current ambiguous state with him.It doesn't matter if you say he is shameless or shameless, anyway, he just spent time with He Ji. Years, anyway, everything in the world will come to an end.And he believed that when the dust settled, the person standing beside He Ji must be him.

This time it took He Ji a while to reply, "Young people should not be too delicate, they must learn to adapt to the environment."

Le Xian sent a crying emoji, and then sent another sentence, "No matter how you adapt, there must be a buffer. I am going through the pain of transition, I need comfort."

He Ji sent him an emoticon touching his head, and replied after a while, "Then what do you want?"

Le Xian replied: "Brother He Ji, I'm coming back to live this weekend, can you cook for me?"

He Ji thought for a long time this time, and finally softened his heart, and replied: "Okay, what do you want to eat?"

Le Xian randomly ordered a whole set of dishes, and He Ji didn't bother him, so he replied "Yes".

Le Xian hugged his mobile phone and smiled happily for a while, and then he said: "Brother He Ji, I want to see you."

He Ji: "Then imagine it in your mind."

Le Xian: "No, you want high-definition and no code."

He Ji: "..."

After a while, he replied: "It's only been a while, what have you learned from those people in the dormitory?"

Le Xian: "That's why I said I'm not suitable for living on campus. You see, it's only been half a day. If I live there for four years, the consequences will be disastrous."

He Ji sent a voice message, and he smiled and said: "Don't be poor, I'm off to work, you go to bed early at night, don't lie under the bed and play with your phone at night."

Le Xian also replied, and said obediently: "Okay, Brother He Ji also go to bed early, good night."

Turning off the screen, Lexian smiled happily, reminiscing about the conversation just now.

Just at this moment, the notification tone on the phone rang again, Le Xian clicked on it, and He Ji sent him a selfie, and then texted, "No code for high definition, don't reply, go to bed early."

Le Xian was so happy that he sat up and almost bumped into the upper bed.He Ji is obviously a person who doesn't take selfies often. The photos are dark and the angle is not good, and he looks a bit squinted, but he can't help his good looks, so he looks good no matter what he takes.Le Xian is so happy that he can't close his mouth from ear to ear, holding his mobile phone, staring at the screen and laughing, happy soaring at any time.

The dormitory is equipped with an iron frame bed, which creaks when it is moved. Le Xian moved so loudly that even the bed shook, startling Zhang and Wang Jian who were chatting with each other.

Zhang He said with a smile: "Hey, is this going to get married? This is full of love."

Le Xian saved the photo like a baby, carefully put the phone away, smiled with small white teeth, and said happily: "It will be sooner or later, and I invite you to come and have a wedding wine."

While talking, the second child and the fat man came back holding hands, and the lights in the aisle came from behind them, making their figures straighter and straighter.

The two were talking, only to hear the fat man ask: "Second, second, why do you call yourself second? Why don't you call yourself boss or third, but why are you called second?"

The second child said innocently: "How would I know, isn't that what you guys always call it?"

Fatty: "It seems so, hey, who started it?"

Zhang He pointed at the culprit with a smile, "Report to the organization, I took the initiative to expose it, and he started it."

Wang Jian stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang He's neck weakly, gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "It's ok, sell me before you threaten or lure me."

Zhang He was afraid of ticklish, he shrunk his neck and said with a smile: "I'm called righteousness to kill relatives!"

Le Xian smiled and asked Wang Jian, "Is there any secret behind his nickname? I thought it was because he was the second in age in the dormitory."

Wang Jian said with a smirk: "You are still too young, young man, have you heard of pictographs?"

Le Xian froze for a moment, "What?"

After thinking about it for a while, he looked at the second child, and said with a smirk: "That's so pitiful, if he is on TV, he won't be mosaiced."

Zhang He followed with a joke: "Not necessarily, but you must not watch it if you are not full."

Wang Jian added: "You can't post photos on the Internet either. If you post them, they will definitely be deleted by Harmony."

The fat man followed up and said: "After the second child, you should wear a mask when you go to the street, so as not to poison the children on the street."

The second child fought back: "Shameful, shameful, your words and deeds have damaged the spiritual outlook of my contemporary college students!"

Wang Jian smiled and said: "Moral condemnation is useless, you should wear a mask obediently, child."

The second child insisted on fighting back: "According to Article 120 of the "Anti-Collaboration Law of the People's Republic of China", those who gather a crowd to play pornography can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than five years but not more than 15 years, and a fine of 2 yuan!"

The crowd laughed, teased for a while, and then chatted about other topics. They talked all over the place, and they went to sleep one after another until it was almost twelve o'clock.

The author has something to say: The fat man and the second child are really two straight men!