He Ji and Le Xian

Zhang He answered his brother's message viciously, turned his head to look at Wang Jian for the last time, and then rushed to the snack street with arrogance, intending to give him a green hand.

Didn't you, Wang Jian, ask the little girl to feed you water, and I asked my little brother to accompany me to roll the skewers until the mountains collapsed, the ground cracked, the sea dried up and the rocks rotted, let's see who is greener than the other!

Who knows that Wang Jian has been paying attention to his movements all the time, if he didn't catch up to him, it's not because he didn't care about him, but because he felt a little bad in his heart, and wanted to tease him.

Wang Jian is a very wicked person, he likes to play tricks on anyone he likes, and he is so cheap that he can reach perfection.

When he was a child, he raised a bichon, a small white one, super cute, and he liked it very much.However, the way he plays with the little bichon frize is to hold a small piece of cooked chicken and dangle it in front of the bichon frize, leading it to run around the room. After the children and the dog are all running out of breath, they will go crazy In front of the little bixiong, he ate the piece of chicken he ran for in one bite, often making the little bixiong teary.

What's more, he even opened the dog food bought by his mother in front of the little bear, and threw it into his mouth one by one like eating popcorn, and didn't give it a single one, just because Look at the way the little bixiong is jumping up and down anxiously.His frenzied behavior is not only to tease the little bixiong, but also to appease his restless heart.At that time, he was in a period of lack of snacks. Hungry and in the process of teasing a bichon, he discovered that the taste of dog food and shrimp crackers was a bit similar, and he was out of control ever since.

His mother found out that the dog food was consumed very quickly, but the bichon christmas didn't gain any flesh. On the contrary, her son gained a lot of weight. She felt strange, observed secretly for a long time, and finally caught her own cub one day in force.Wang Jian's mother didn't know how much dog food her son had eaten when she didn't know, she was afraid that something bad would happen to him, so she hurriedly took him to the hospital for examination.

The result of the final inspection is that there is excess nutrition, and attention should be paid to a balanced diet.

Wang Jian was a little fat man at that time. His mother strictly controlled his snack intake. Junk food such as potato chips and biscuits was absolutely not allowed to eat. He was only given two yuan to buy water for school every day. Economic sanctions were used to prevent him from stealing. eat snack.However, the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. Her mother took precautions, but she never expected that Wang Jian could find a way to replace puffed food with dog food under severe sanctions.

Wang Jian's mother tortured Wang Jian with a small ruler, forcing him to explain clearly the motive, time, place, amount, and many other details of eating dog food.Everything else is fine, when he heard the motive, his mother couldn't laugh or cry.Because he likes the little bichon frizz, he eats up all its dog food and doesn't give it any, so as to show his love for it.Wang Jian's mother thought that the child didn't know how to express love and affection, so she took him to a children's psychological counseling studio for a period of time. In the class, the teacher taught the children various knowledge about love and told them who they liked. You have to be nice to someone, to hug, to touch gently, and to share your candy with each other.It's a pity that these warm courses didn't have any positive impact on Wang Jian. His mother took him to the countryside to play. He saw a majestic big cock and wanted to touch it, but he was afraid of being cut. His mother cheered him up. He finally mustered up the courage to touch the back of the big cock lightly. After finding that it hadn't been cut, he touched it lightly again, and then pulled out a tail with a quick "swipe" hair.

Wang Jian's mother: "..."

This problem can't be cured, can it? !

Since then, Wang Jianma has thought of many ways to correct her son's bad habits, soft and hard, scientific and unscientific, and she almost asked him to drink incense ash water, but none of them worked.It wasn't until one day that she saw Wang Jian's father tease the little birch bear with a piece of dog biscuit, then threw it into his mouth with a cheap smile, and chewed it, that she suddenly realized.

It's a fucking family inheritance, it's terminally ill!

Since then, she has given up the idea of ​​correcting Wang Jian's bad habit, she can love whoever she loves, and the old lady will stop serving her!

But in the end something is different, completely different.

For example, she never imagined that she would lock the dog food in the safe and confiscate the key to her husband's safe.

Occasionally dreaming back in the middle of the night, Wang Jian's mother would always think gloomily that I am no longer the same person I used to be.

In short, under the passive abandonment of the mother and the active encouragement of the father, the little boy who is cheap has grown into a big boy who is cheap, and he meets the unlucky Zhang He.

Zhang He succeeded in replacing the bichon frize and the big rooster when he was a child, the basketball when he grew up, the fried pork chops in the second canteen, and the fruit ice in the small supermarket, and became Wang Jian's favorite existence.

So Zhang He, who unfortunately also fell in love with Wang Jian, lived a life full of ups and downs, often full of tears.

In short, the way Wang Jian likes Zhang He is that if Zhang He is not happy with what he does, he will do what he wants to do. The more Zhang He wants to clarify the relationship between the two, the more he will be at arm's length. If he is jealous of the love letter chocolate, the more he wants to accept all kinds of love letters, and he often reads them carefully in front of Zhang He.Fortunately, Wang Jian only accepted a small gift and did not accept anyone's pursuit. Otherwise, Zhang He would not simply be jealous, but would fight with him on the street.

When Zhang He was hiding in the woods and biting his handkerchief, Wang Jian actually kept an eye on his situation while playing.He fully expected that Zhang He would eventually be unable to suppress the turbulent emotions in his heart, and would stroll back as if nothing had happened.After all, the same situation has happened more than once, and he can bear to read a love letter in front of him. Wang Jian is quite confident in how much Zhang He cares about him.

Unexpectedly, Zhang He was bored in the grove for a while, and then ran away in a hurry.Wang Jian was afraid that he would really annoy him, so he quickly trotted after him.After catching up with Zhang He, he didn't try to coax him, but just followed quietly. As soon as Zhang He turned his head, he used the shadows of bushes or light boards to cover up his figure very wretchedly, looking like a perverted stalker.

He followed all the way to the snack street, saw Zhang He sitting down at the Chuaner stall, Wang Jiancai quietly approached him again, and suddenly hugged Zhang He from behind, almost scaring Zhang He.

Zhang He was so angry that he gave Wang Jian an elbow. Wang Jian leaned against him with a sullen face, and refused to sit on the stool next to him, insisting on squeezing a chair with him.When it was over, Wang Jian hugged Zhang He again, and the little anger in Zhang He's heart subsided without ambition.

He said to Wang Jian sourly: "Isn't someone feeding you water, what kind of drink do you want me to bring you?"

Wang Jian pretended to be stupid and acted dumbfounded: "What?"

Zhang He didn't say a word, and directly gave him another elbow.

Wang Jian rubbed his stomach, salivated and said, "Don't, the child will be gone later."

Zhang He: "..."

Wang Jian stretched out his paws to hug Zhang He's waist, and suddenly realized: "Oh——You mean that buddy who feeds me water, isn't that why you don't come here anymore, I'm thirsty again, see him open a bottle of water, let me Give me a sip."

Zhang He glared at him, "Don't you have long hands, you need someone else to feed you."

Wang Jian cried out: "Then he just passed it to my mouth, I didn't think much about it, I just drank it, and what's so hypocritical about the two old men."

Zhang He: "I'm with you and you two old men, don't get tired of me."

Wang Jian put his arms around Zhang He's waist, and leaned into his ear to talk, hot air gushing against his ears, "We are different."

Zhang He's heart was pounding. He was bored for a while, but finally couldn't help it. He stammered and asked, "Where...where...not...different?"

Wang Jian laughed cheaply, and then said righteously: "You are my best buddy, can you be the same as him?!"

Zhang He was so angry that he couldn't hold his breath, he almost pouted like this, took a few deep breaths to calm down, and then kicked Wang Jian's calf hard.

After kicking Zhang He, he suddenly thought of a suspicious point, so he said angrily: "Fart your uncle, the one who fed you water is obviously a little girl with long hair!"

Wang Jian looked puzzled: "Little girl? What's the mess? Long hair is a little girl? That buddy always thinks he's full of masculinity. Hearing you say that might make you vomit blood."

Zhang He recalled it for a while, and he felt that it was a little girl with long black hair and a slender and thin back.But he was too lazy to continue to argue with Wang Jian, so he rolled his eyes and turned his head to ignore him.

Wang Jian was anxious, "Are you questioning me with this expression? I'll tell you, I'll call him right now, and you'll check him on the spot to see if he's a little girl."

Zhang He let him make trouble, just ignored him, staring at the black night sky in a daze.

Wang Jian continued to babble: "If you don't believe me, I'll call him right now... I really did... I really did..."

After speaking, I really called Hei Changzhi, whose gender is unknown for the time being, and said that it was the kindness of dripping water that came out of the spring, buddy, you fed me half a bottle of water, and I will ask you to drink some skewers today.

After the phone call, Wang Jian stretched out his arms to hug Zhang He's waist again, Zhang He gave him a glare, and slapped his hand away.

The two of them just patted the building, and after an unknown amount of time, the senior brother bursting out with dazzling light suddenly came fiercely, and slapped the small wooden table with his palm, almost shattering Lingxiao.

Wang Jian and his seniors were waiting for Zhang He's explanation, but Zhang He didn't know how to explain.

Whether it is explaining to the senior brother that he agreed to the date because he was angry with Wang Jian, or explaining to the senior brother that he agreed to the date because he was angry with him, it is tantamount to courting death.

Just as Zhang He was thinking hard, a voice broke into the threatening atmosphere.

"Yo, it's quite lively."

Zhang He looked up and saw a male human with long hair walking slowly towards them.

When Zhang He saw the long black and smooth hair, he knew it was the one who fed Wang Jianshui, so he quickly changed the subject, patted Wang Jian's shoulder with a smile, and flattered him: "This is the buddy who fed you water? I blamed you hahahahaha."

Wang Jian looked at him expressionlessly, without making a sound.

Long-haired buddy: "What's the situation, why do you think the scene is a bit awkward?"

Zhang He rubbed the center of his brows heavily, and when he was thinking about his countermeasures, he heard the voices of people eating melons from behind.

Crowd A: "Hey, there's another one, we can join the mahjong table."

群众b：“麻将麻将，就晓得麻将，4p懂不啦，1、2、3、4——4p好伐！”

Zhang He: "..."

The author has something to say: The evil spirits are gone!