He Ji and Le Xian

At this moment, the eyes of the entire snack street fell on Zhang He, Wang Jian's eyes were shining with danger, senior brother's eyes were shining with grief and indignation, and everyone else's eyes were shining with gossip.

These gazes pressed on Zhang He's body layer upon layer, giving him the illusion that he was carrying a boulder and couldn't breathe.At this critical moment, he made an amazing decision.

He proudly picked up the small bottle of Erguotou on the table, unscrewed the cap twice, and drank it with his head raised.This hot liquid gave him endless courage. He slapped the table and stood up suddenly. Just when everyone thought he was about to say something shocking, he turned around quickly and ran away at the fastest speed in his life, leaving The stunned crowd.

Wang Jian: "..."

Brother: "..."

People who eat melons: "..."

No one thought that he would act like this, let alone that he would really run away. Everyone was shocked by his decisive behavior, and none of them had the idea of ​​chasing him and dragging him back to rectify the Fa on the spot.

After a long while, a voice came from the melon-eating crowd, "Scumbag!"

Like mercury entering a frying pan, there was a series of crackling noises in an instant, and everyone started whispering again, and the eyes of Wang Jian and his senior brother were fighting together again.

After Zhang He escaped smoothly, he was afraid that Wang Jian would catch up with Xingshi to question him, so he didn't go back to the dormitory, but went for a run on the playground alone.After running for about half an hour, he picked up another 20 yuan on the runway. After thinking about it, he thought it was a good omen, implying that he could turn bad luck into good fortune, so he wandered back to the dormitory. .

Back outside the dormitory door, seeing the fat man and the second child shivering in blankets in the hallway, sitting hugging each other, Zhang He wondered, "What are you doing here when you don't sleep in the middle of the night? Performance art?"

The fat man raised his head slowly, and was about to say something, when suddenly his face showed a frightened expression, he raised his finger tremblingly, and pointed behind Zhang He.

Zhang He's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and he turned his head stiffly to see that Wang Jian folded his hands on his chest and looked at him sinisterly with a cloud of black energy all over his body.

What happened after that was very evocative. Wang Jian carried Zhang He by the collar and slipped him back to the dormitory, slowly stripped off his T-shirt, shorts, and underwear, and entered him very rudely.

Wang Jian obviously planned for a long time. Although he has no practical experience, he has accumulated a wealth of theoretical knowledge and has hidden a lot of auxiliary tools. Therefore, apart from a little pain at the beginning, both Zhang and He felt very comfortable afterwards.

Zhang He was pressed and rubbed by Wang Jian for most of the night, and the fat man and the second child were also forced to suffer the soul shock for most of the night in the corridor. What was even more inhumane was that they had to wait when passers-by looked at their dormitory with strange eyes. Pretending to be natural for Wang Jian, he said: "Watching a movie, you are young, please bear with me."

At this time, the shy passers-by will smile and leave.On the other hand, passers-by who are more bold and unrestrained will show an expression of "I understand", and then ask wretchedly: "Which actress? The voice is a bit rough, but it's really coquettish."

Fatty: "..."

Second child: "..."

Classmate; "Hey, why don't you two watch it together? Your roommate eats alone?"

The fat man responded with difficulty: "We don't like that."

The classmate glanced at the fat man's face, then looked at the second child, and then at the embraced arms of the two, showing the original expression, and then patted the fat man's shoulder, "It's okay, don't be nervous. , I don’t discriminate, I support homosexuals and heterosexuals, I wish you happiness!”

Fatty: "..."

Second child: "..."

Early the next morning, Zhang He, who had been slapped repeatedly for most of the night, was so tired that he fell asleep. The fat man and the second child who had been tortured all night also looked black, but Wang Jian was refreshed and beaming, and his whole body was full of joy. vitality.

After the sex was over, the two of them were awkward for a few days. In the middle, they also experienced a small episode in which Wang Jian was put together by his classmates, accidentally had a meal with the little girl who pursued him, and Zhang He threw the computer downstairs. The two are officially together.

And after the battle of Chuan'ertan, Brother Caifa never came to pester Zhang He again.

Zhang He has always wanted to know what happened between Wang Jian and his senior brother after he left that night, but every time he questioned Wang Jian, Wang Jian always kept his mouth shut and looked inscrutable.

It was a long time later that Zhang He learned the whole truth of the day from Hei Changzhi.

It turned out that after Zhang He left that day, swords were drawn between Wang Jian and his senior brother, as if they were about to meet each other.However, Hei Changzhi was a pacifist and hated to see others fight. After some good mediation by him, the two finally decided to abandon force and choose another method that was more in line with the atmosphere at the time to decide the outcome.

That is - eating skewers in a competition!

Hei Changzhi ordered 300 kebabs each for Wang Jian and his senior brother. Master Chuan Er Tan thought these young people were quite interesting, so he gave each of them an extra 30 skewers, so Wang Jian and his senior brother got 330 skewers each. Skewers.

Hei Changzhi was the referee, and the people who ate melons were the witnesses. With an order, the two started a battle of skewers.

The brother is as imposing as a rainbow, but he is delicate and weak, and the hardware conditions are not good enough. When he ate the 230th skewer, because he ate the skewers too fast and too frequently, he developed symptoms such as dizziness and nausea, and then he was exhausted and defeated.

In order to humiliate the opponent, Wang Jian ate the 230th skewer slowly after Shi Shiran ate the 230th skewer, and finally defeated his love rival by one skewer and won the victory.

After the defeat, the brothers signed the "Chuan Er Tan Treaty", which was humiliating and humiliating to the country. According to the treaty, the brothers should give up the right to pursue Zhang He and should not continue to pester Zhang He in any way.

So a big battle finally came to an end, and the final ownership of Zhang Xiaohe and his classmates is also in a series of eaters such as the owner of the Chuaner stall, the little yellow dog next to the Mala Tang stall, Xiao Fang from the physics department, and Xiao Wang from the chemistry department. Under the witness of the masses of melons, it was established.

After learning what happened that day, Zhang He looked at Wang Jian with an unbelievable look and asked, "The skewer eating competition? What did you think at the time, and you really agreed?"

Wang Jian said meaningfully: "If you are a man, you must fight."

Zhang He: "..."

For a long, long time after that, the senior brother never came to pester Zhang He again. Even if they met by chance in the student union office, the senior brother would silently lower his noble head and leave with his tail between his legs.

Not long after Le Xian moved into Zhang and their dormitory, the senior brother finished his senior year internship, went back to school to visit the teachers, and invited the officers of the student union to have dinner.

Zhang He happened to be the secretary of the student union.The original words of the senior brother were that he was going to leave City A in the future, and took advantage of the last chance to get together with everyone.Neither asked Zhang He to go by name alone, nor did he say that Zhang He should not come if you are embarrassed.This made him a little embarrassed, and it seemed a bit pretentious not to go, after all, this was just a group dinner, and it wasn't about asking him for a date alone.Let's go, and I'm afraid that something will happen to Wang Jian, and because of the past, the atmosphere between him and his senior brother is indeed a bit strange.

Zhang Hesi couldn't make up his mind after much deliberation, and finally came up with a foolish trick, asking Wang Jian for his opinion.Wang Jian's opinion was very concise and clear, don't go!

Zhang He himself didn't really want to go, coupled with Wang Jian's tough statement, so he found an excuse to ask the big guy for leave. In order to make up for his rudeness, he even asked someone to bring a A small gift to express my apologies.

Unexpectedly, on the night of the dinner party, the senior brother didn't know what was going on, so he insisted on letting Zhang He show up, and said very miserablely, "This trip is far away, maybe I won't be able to see each other in this life, senior brother I have You can point your nose at me and scold me for what you don’t like, but why don’t you even want to see me for the last time.”

The sincerity of his affection and the suddenness of his language made several little girls cry.The atmosphere at that time was very sad, and everyone had drunk some wine, and they acted a little inappropriately, so the old secretary of the student union, relying on his seniority, called Zhang Helian several times and asked him to save face. Anyway, come here.

When the phone calls came in one after another, Wang Jian was playing games on the upper bunk, and Zhang He had just finished taking a shower and was getting ready to rest.Zhang He saw that it was the number of a colleague from the Student Union. He was afraid that Wang Jian would get mad if he knew it. It happened that Wang Jian formed a group with others to fight monsters at a critical moment, and he was wearing a pair of earphones. Go to the balcony to answer the phone.

He politely declined the invitations in the first two phone calls, but he really couldn't stand the repeated urges from his colleagues, so he went out to buy a late-night snack under the pretext of going out and secretly went to the party.Wang Jian was having a good time playing the game, and vaguely heard Zhang He say that he was going to buy supper, but he didn't take it seriously, so he let him go.

When I arrived at the party, I saw that everyone was already drunk, throwing drunken fists, hugging and crying, and two female classmates who each had a boyfriend hugging and kissing, only the senior brother left behind. I am independent in the world, sitting alone on the window frame and staring at the Yangtze River.

Zhang He was almost scared out of his wits when he saw it. This is the fucking [-]th floor. If he accidentally fell, he could be broken into a boneless chicken claw.He hurried over to drag the senior brother down, the senior brother saw his frightened face, quite inexplicable.

Zhang He was shocked and said: "Don't be overthinking it, senior brother, there is no grass anywhere in the world, there are still a lot of beautiful men in this world waiting for you to favor, and only by living can there be hope!"

The senior brother looked confused: "Huh?"

Zhang He continued to advise: "Don't commit suicide, life is so precious."

While talking, Zhang He caught a glimpse of the scene outside the window, and his earnest persuasion disappeared immediately.

Damn chicken, there is a small balcony outside the window!

Zhang He was so embarrassed, he laughed a few times, and saw that his brother's flowing colorful hair was gone, replaced by a refreshing crew cut, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Have you changed your hairstyle?"

The senior brother nodded and said with a smile: "If you want to formally enter the society, you can't keep wandering around."

Zhang He said with a smile: "Good news, new atmosphere, brother, you have a great journey!"

The two chattered a few more words, and then they were dragged over by fellow students from the awakened student union to drink. Everyone ate and drank and made a fuss for a while. When the audience was about to end, the senior brother suddenly stood up and pressed his hands down to signal Everyone be quiet.

He cleared his throat, looked at Zhang He and said, "I will leave City A tomorrow, and you will graduate one after another in the future. We are all in different places, and we don't know when we will meet again. If we don't do it well, maybe Some people will never see each other in their lifetime. As you all know, I always take care of Zhang He. Of course, I also know that he doesn’t appreciate it very much, but it’s one thing whether he appreciates it or not. Whether I want to take care of him or not is another. But now he has a master, and I promised not to bother him anymore, but I'm leaving tomorrow, so I'm making an exception today, and I'm here to express my heart."

"If I babble a lot, I think everyone will be annoyed, so I'll drink three glasses of wine. If there are more and deeper words, it's all in the wine. You can experience it yourself. Xiaohe, do you want to drink three glasses with me? "

Zhang He waved his hand, "No, there are still people waiting in the dormitory. If you drink too much, you will have trouble going home."

The senior was silent for a moment, put down the cup in his hand, and replaced it with a large tea mug with a capacity of more than half a liter, and directly asked the waiter to open two bottles of white wine.He took the white wine bottle and poured it into the mugs, filled one mug and drank one mug, and after drinking three mugs, he was a little drifting, and he had to hold on to the table to stand still.

The senior brother supported the table with one hand, took out something from his pocket with the other, stuffed it into Zhang He's hand, and said with a big tongue: "Xiaohe, here you are."

Everyone took a closer look and saw that it was a section of colorful garland, and then looked more carefully, and found that what kind of garland is this, it is the colorful hair of the senior brother.

The senior brother weaved his precious colored hair into a garland and dedicated it to Zhang He in his heart. This is not only saying goodbye to his student days, but also saying goodbye to Zhang He.

Zhang He could understand his brother's intentions, but he was still a little hesitant to accept it. This thing is a hot potato. If he accepts it now, what should he do next?If he threw it away casually, he would look very inhuman, but if he kept it by himself, he would be discovered by Wang Jian someday.With such a highly recognizable thing, you can tell who it is at a glance. At that time, Zhang He will not be able to tell even if he has eight mouths.

Zhang He was hesitating, and the brother directly put the colorful hair ring on his head.Then, there was a sound of "click, click" around, that was the onlookers taking pictures of the two.

The little girls in the student union were all moved by the brother's affection, and because they drank a little too much, they forgot about Zhang and Youzhu to Java, and posted pictures to the group one by one. Post it to the group, post it to Moments, post it to Moments, not only post pictures, but also write very touching sentences. I don’t know, I thought that the senior brother successfully hugged the beauty back when he left school.

Wang Jian and his teammates finished the dungeon, and saw that Zhang He hadn't come back, so he called him.However, the situation was quite chaotic at that time, and Zhang He didn't hear it at all.Seeing that Zhang He didn't answer the phone, Wang Jian was a little anxious, afraid that he would be robbed late at night. After all, in his eyes, Zhang He's beauty was unparalleled, so he was going to go out to find someone.

When he went downstairs to read the group news, he saw someone in a community group posted a picture of Zhang He with a colorful hair ring and his senior brother with an affectionate face, so Wang Jian exploded like that.

After reminiscing about the past, Zhang He happened to walk to the entrance of the gymnasium. He wiped off his bitter sweat and said to himself, no one is chasing misfortune, but some chasing is worse than this.

The author has something to say: The evil spirits are gone!