He Ji and Le Xian

Wang Jian leaned over to take a look, and saw a few lines of small characters written on the door panel.

"Happiness is sad, anger hurts the liver, having a boyfriend hurts the ass|eyes!"

——"Sadness!"

—— "It's deafening!"

The first line is red, and the next two lines are blue and black, apparently written by three different people. It looks like three interesting souls have gained some kind of thought on this small piece of wood. The agitation and fusion of the above.

Wang Jian: "..."

Zhang He put his arms around Wang Jian's neck, chuckled and said, "I don't think we can do business here, this place doesn't feel very auspicious."

Wang Jian patted his ass, "It's okay, after finishing the work, my brother will find you a master to perform rituals, exorcising evil spirits and exorcising evil spirits, good luck and good luck in the future."

Zhang He tapped the words "hurt the fart | eye" with his fingertips, "It's really unlucky, this is the lesson from the past, the lesson of blood and tears."

Wang Jian pinched Zhang He's chin roguely, "Don't be afraid, brother, I have a real dragon's energy to protect my body, and I will definitely protect your whole body."

Zhang He: "... I can thank you."

Wang Jian snorted, "You don't believe me, do you?"

As he said that, he took Zhang He's hand and pressed it on the heroic Xiaowang sword, and said roguely, "Do you feel my true dragon spirit?"

Zhang He pretended to be surprised and called out, "Oh, Wang Jian, your brother is gone! Feel it quickly, your brother is really gone, I'll tell you that this place is unlucky, you don't believe me!"

Wang Jian really stretched out his hand to touch his brother, and confirmed that he was well-groomed and full of energy.

Zhang He stretched out his hand to touch it again, and suddenly realized: "So it's here, just say why I didn't touch it just now, I didn't say you, you are tall and big, your penis is so small, and you have a domineering air There is no place to launch it. Fortunately, I am careful, and I tell you, when I saw your brother for the first time, I couldn’t find it for a long time, and I almost didn’t take a magnifying glass to look at it.”

Wang Jian looked at Zhang He, who couldn't hold Xiao Wang Jian with one hand at all, and then at Zhang He, who was talking nonsense with his eyes open. An angry vein burst out on the corner of his forehead.

Zhang He continued to bury his brother, "If my brother wants to be like your family, then I must hide my clumsiness and won't let it be easily shown to others. You should not show your family's ugliness. You are just too careless. This kind of behavior is not decent. You know? I have always wanted to tell you this before, but I was afraid that you would not be able to bear it. After all, the truth is always cruel, but now I see that you have some wrong judgments about yourself, so I feel that I must mention something You, buddy, be careful."

For a little Gong, Ding Ding's dignity is sometimes more important than his own, he said angrily, "I've been too kind to you recently, isn't it itchy again?"

Zhang He continued to bury his own man, "Hey, hey, people are not allowed to tell the truth anymore, right? Sure enough, telling the truth these days is easy to be hurt. This is my real trial experience. Really, what do you do every time? I don’t know when it will start and when it will end, but I was excited when I saw you alone there, and when you asked me if I was happy, I would check with you if you put your penis in? Did you really put it in? How could I? Didn't feel anything?"

Wang Jian was very angry, and the consequences were serious.He looked down at his brother, and found that Xiao Wang Jian was also very angry, his whole dick swelled up, looking like he really wanted to fight.

So Wang Jian hugged Zhang He, stripped off his clothes, and took Xiao Wang Jian to communicate with him until Zhang He realized his wrong words and deeds, sincerely apologized to Xiao Wang Jian, and sincerely After praising Xiao Wang Jian's wisdom and martial arts many times, this matter can be regarded as a turning point.

After the exchange, Wang Jian simply cleaned up Zhang He, then hugged Zhang He, who was sore and weak, and stepped out of the public toilet next to the basketball court contentedly. My own palace, and then commented: "This place is nice, I like it very much, in order to commemorate the first time the two of us played on the sidelines of the field, why not take a word from each of our names to name it, call it How about 'Hejian bathroom'?"

Zhang He remonstrated desperately: "I'm fine, but I think the bathroom should be considered. It might not want to be named like that."

Wang Jian patted Zhang He's butt with a half-smile, "Really?"

Zhang Hegang had been thoroughly educated, so he didn't dare to disobey this idiot at this time, so he hurriedly changed his tone and applauded: "Just kidding, just kidding, it should be a great honor to be named by you!"

Wang Jian smiled with satisfaction, and then scolded Fang Qiu: "I will allocate funds to repair this place in a while, and this will be our palace in the future. Do you have any comments?"

Zhang He quickly patted his horse and said: "I have no objection, my sage is wise, wise!"

It was already eleven o'clock at night, and there were no people on the basketball court. On the football field more than ten meters away, there were still scattered students running at night.

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the breeze is blowing, the lawn in the green belt has just been trimmed, and there is a green and green fragrance.The two walked across the football field hand in hand, and kissed each other occasionally. Wang Jian looked up at the starry sky, and then at Zhang He beside him. He felt that there was no more wonderful moment than this.

He held Zhang He's hand tightly, thinking with a smile, this person is mine.

After a fierce battle, both of them were a little hungry. They bought two bowls of sixty-year-old rice noodles, and sat on the rickety plastic chairs in the small supermarket to suck up.After eating the rice noodle, both mouths were full of red oil. Zhang He gave Wang Jian a tissue while wiping his mouth, but Wang Jian didn't pick up the paper. Kissed him on the cheek with his oily mouth, and rubbed the kiss dozens of times, in exchange for Zhang He's unbearable elbow.

Wang Jian clutched his stomach in pain, "No, the child is lost, you scumbag."

Zhang He rolled his eyes while wiping the red oil on his face, and thought to himself why he was so fucking blind to see such an idiot!

After eating the instant noodles, the two of them strolled to the milk tea shop and ordered two cups of oolong milk tea.Wang Jian took the milk-covered tea from the clerk, held a cup in one hand, first licked the straw of the cup on the left, and then licked the straw of the cup on the right, and then asked in a low voice, "Xiaohe, what are you doing?" Which cup do you want?"

Zhang He: "..."

Zhang He didn't want any cups, and turned around to leave, not bothering to waste time with this idiot.Wang Jian followed up with the milk tea, stuffed it into Zhang He's hand and said, "Oh, it's an old couple's business, why are you so shy?!"

Zhang He was so angry that he almost died on the spot. He stopped suddenly, grabbed Wang Jian's neck and approached him, gritted his teeth and said, "I look like I'm shy?"

Wang Jian hurriedly kissed Zhang He, "My wife, you are so pretty, I love you, my wife."

Zhang He choked for a moment, and his heart beat a few more times. He secretly scolded himself as "a worthless thing". Said: "Get out!"

After speaking, he let go of Wang Jian, and walked straight forward. Because he walked a little hastily, he stumbled with his left and right feet, and almost fell off the ground.

Wang Jian looked at Zhang He's back, the smile on his face was getting bigger and bigger, and the corners of his mouth were getting wider and wider.Before catching up, he licked the straws of two cups of milk tea again, and then chased after him after calling out "Xiaohe, drink milk tea!"

The sycamore trees beside the road are so lush that they almost cover the entire sky.Among the dense branches and leaves, there are insects singing one after another, as if summer is plucking its strings.The small shop was lit with warm yellow light, and the young clerk was lying on the counter, chatting and laughing with his jaw propped up.The night is dense, but the stars and the moon break through its thickness, illuminating all living beings in the world.In the buildings lined up outside the campus, the lights never stop. There are mountains in the distance, and there are thousands of households. Looking far away, the world is surprisingly large, as if it has no end.

And in this vast and bustling world, on a certain alley in a certain campus, a boy caught up with another boy, held him in his arms, and kissed him lightly.

This is the truth of this world.

In the end, Wang Jian succeeded in kissing Zhang He, and successfully made him drink milk tea with the straw of love.Wang Jian was very proud of this, even his walking posture was a little more sassy, ​​his eyes were full of arrogance, which made the little yellow dog beside the road tremble.

Wang Jian was proud for a few minutes before he was slapped on the head by Zhang He.

Zhang He scolded: "Why are you staring at Xiao Huang? Did it provoke you?"

Wang Jian patted his head aggrieved, "I think it's so pitifully ugly, can you give him some encouragement with your eyes?"

Zhang He: "..."

Xiao Huang: "..."

Zhang He said seriously: "Fortunately, we can't have children, otherwise the IQ of future generations will definitely be severely lowered by you."

Wang Jian said angrily: "Why can't you give birth to a child? Don't you recognize the baby in my belly? Are you still a human?!"

Zhang He: "Get lost!"

Turn around and leave.

Wang Jian hurried to catch up, and swished to pull Zhang He's hand.Zhang He didn't bother to talk to him, and just shook his hand away.Wang Jian pulled again, Zhang He threw it again, repeated this several times, Wang Jian began to let out a strange cry of mourning, he elongated his voice, and shouted faintly with the voice of a female ghost in a thriller, "Zhang~~~he~ ~~~I died so badly~~~~Zhang~~~~and~~~~Look at me~~~~Zhang~~~~and~~~~You give me back my child~~~~ "

Zhang He couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him on the forehead, "Shut up!"

Wang Jian was not afraid of power, and continued to scream: "Zhang~~~and~~~~Zhang~~~~and~~~~~look at me~~~~I'm so miserable~~~~ ~~"

Zhang He stopped suddenly, staring at Wang Jian with luck, Wang Jian had a mean smile of "Are you afraid of loving me", and pouted Zhang He.

Zhang He crossed his hips for a long time, but in the end he couldn't think of any good way to deal with this uncle, so he gave Wang Jian a reluctant look, took his hand, and muttered: "Shut up!"

Wang Jian rubbed Zhang He's slender fingers, thinking in his heart, I want to spend my whole life with this person.