He Ji and Le Xian

When Zhang He arrived at the court, Wang Jian just dunked the basket.

Wang Jian was angry in his heart, and he shot very violently. The backboard was shaken by him, and he looked like he was about to fall apart.

It was dark at night, and the street lamps beside the stadium were dimly dimmed, and swarms of summer insects spun and jumped around them.

Zhang He wiped the sweat from his forehead, trotted up to Wang Jian, handed over the water obsequiously, and flattered him: "Brother Jian, I'm here to buy water for you."

Wang Jian didn't look at Zhang He with a cold face, but just took the drink and drank it.He was shirtless, sweat slipped from the corner of his forehead, flowed over the corner of his resolute jaw, slid along the neck to the full chest muscles, and finally hung on the brown dot.

Zhang He's pupils tightened, and he raised his eyes to look at Wang Jian, and saw that he was still looking like two to five to eighty thousand, so a narrow smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.He stretched out his slender index finger, gently caught the sweat on Wang Jian's chest with his fingertips, and then, under Wang Jian's astonished gaze, stretched out his pink tongue to lick the salty fingertips.

Zhang He said with a smile: "Brother Jian, you're showing off."

Wang Jian's hand holding the cup tightened. He squinted his eyes to look at Zhang He's face, then at his slender fingers, then threw the cup in his hand on the ground, and bent over to pick up Zhang He. Go straight to the woods.

Zhang He just had a sudden playfulness, thinking of flirting casually, and had no plans to go to the grove for a field fight.Seeing the surprised gazes from everyone on the field, Zhang He hurriedly thumped Wang Jian's back, and said in a low voice, "You are all in the crowd, why are you crazy?"

Wang Jian stretched out his hand and patted Zhang He's butt, and said concisely: "Shut up."

According to the "A Wild History", the back mountain, the wild lake, and the grove next to the stadium are the three major field holy places of the school. Countless seniors have worked hard here and sweated profusely.

Wang Jian took Zhang He to the back mountain and to the wild lake, but he never found a chance to play in the small woods, which has always been a pity.Today Zhang He committed suicide, Wang Jian was naturally happy to go with him in the Holy Land.

However, the reason why a holy place is a holy place is because there are many believers.

To put it more bluntly, you have to reserve a seat in advance.

And because the grove beside the basketball court is located in a plain area and has excellent scenery and vision, it is enthusiastically sought after by field enthusiasts, and the number of believers is far more than that of the back mountain and wild lake.

Wang Jian carried Zhang He into the depths of the woods, and when he was about to kill him in a cool and domineering manner, he suddenly heard a male voice from beside him, "Brother, you have to do things on a first-come, first-served basis, right? I'll take the seat at seven o'clock today, don't jump in line, okay?"

Wang Jian: "...Excuse me, I'll go and have a look elsewhere."

The man said again: "Don't look at it, there are only a few places with good scenery, good locations, and hidden places, and they have already been occupied. I came at six o'clock last weekend to occupy a seat, so even if you take a stroll in this forest It’s useless to go over and over again. Brother, if you can bear it, then go outside and wait, I can finish the job in another hour.”

Wang Jian didn't dare to say anything: "You want me to wait for you for an hour?"

The man said: "How could it be only one hour? There are two people in front of you in line. It will take at least three hours. It's probably midnight when it's your turn. You can buy a small candle now, and you still have time to light up the night battle."

Wang Jian: "..."

Zhang He: "..."

Wang Jian pulled Zhang He, angrily said: "What's the mess, don't wait, let's find it by ourselves."

Just two steps away, the person behind him shouted again: "Wait, wait, buddy, wait."

Wang Jian turned around: "Is there something wrong?"

The man said with some embarrassment: "Then what, it sounds embarrassing to talk about it, I...that...brother, do you have extra condoms? I'm in the dormitory today. It’s too late to buy it.”

Wang Jian justly refused and said: "No, I only brought two, I don't have enough for myself, you said you didn't even bring auxiliary tools when you came out to play, is it plausible?"

The man said in shame: "I, hey, didn't I come here in a hurry to occupy a seat, just, I accidentally forgot, buddy understands, anyway, picnics are fun, the time for a set is about the same, the meaning is coming That's enough, besides, in this big night, if you stay too long, you will catch a cold easily, even if you can bear it, your partner may not be able to bear it."

Wang Jian and Zhang He's papa papa never ended without a raincoat, and there was no shower facilities here, so they just went in without a raincoat, and it was not easy to clean up when it was over.Wang Jian knew in his heart that Zhang He could barely accept the field battle. If he was allowed to walk back to the dormitory with his something in his mouth, then he would never be able to take him out to play again.

Wang Jian continued to refuse: "I really don't have enough, you can borrow from the two in front of me."

The man said: "I only brought one, so I can't lend it to me. Otherwise, I will exchange my electronic mosquito repellent with you?"

Wang Jian: "..."

Unable to stand up to that buddy's soft-heartedness, Wang Jian finally gave him a small raincoat.

The field battle is not a routine, Wang Jian feels not very happy.

He turned around and told Zhang He, "Hold the mosquito repellent lamp, don't drop it."

Zhang He felt wronged and said, "Oh."

The two carried a small lavender lamp and dangled in the woods, startling countless mandarin ducks. After wandering for half an hour, they suddenly found a wonderful place.

The scenery here is good, the location is good, and the location is still hidden. It is exactly the good location that the man who changed Wang Jian's raincoat said that he would never find it.

Wang Jian patted Zhang He on the shoulder and said proudly: "Actually, I am a descendant of the ancient royal family. The spirit of the real dragon guided me to find this treasured place of geomantic omen. Hurry up and call Dad. If I hadn't persevered in searching, you would have died today." It can only be|fucked in the dormitory."

Zhang He: "Dad."

Wang Jian: "...I'm just joking, you don't have to be so distracted."

Zhang He: "Oh."

Wang Jian patted Zhang He on the shoulder, "It's okay, Dad forgives you."

Zhang He: "Daddy, can I fuck|Your uncle?"

Wang Jian: "No."

Zhang He: "Oh."

Wang Jian carefully took out the last small raincoat from his trouser pocket, and said solemnly: "This is the only one we have, we must cherish it."

He solemnly took off his trousers, solemnly tore off the packaging bag of the small raincoat, and solemnly put it on Xiao Wangjian, and then smiled lewdly: "Little boy, take off your clothes quickly, Dad loves you."

Zhang He slapped a mosquito attached to his arm to death, and refused, "No, Dad, don't you think the mosquito density here is much higher than other places?"

After speaking, he slapped another mosquito to death.

Just now, Wang Jian was immersed in the joy of finding the treasure land of geomantic omen, so he didn't pay attention to what kind of mosquitoes are not mosquitoes.After Zhang He said this, he felt the itching on his body belatedly. He looked down at the mosquito repellent lamp, and saw a dense layer of small bugs attached to the lampshade of the mosquito repellent lamp.

Zhang He slapped another mosquito to death, and said coolly, "Father, I guess we have to change places."

Wang Jian didn't give up and said: "Honey, why don't you bear it? Let's do it here, your father and I are the only ones left."

Zhang He said coolly: "No, I refuse, you said you didn't even bring enough auxiliary tools when you came out to play, is it plausible?"

Wang Jian said angrily: "You want to rebel, right? I haven't settled the debt with you, brother Cai Zhui'er!"

Thinking of what happened to his senior brother, Zhang He immediately gave up. He said pitifully, "I really don't want to be here, there are too many mosquitoes."

Wang Jian also said: "No wonder no one occupies this place. I thought I picked up a leak, but it turned out to be a parallel import."

Zhang He pleaded: "Then move the place, if we can't find a suitable place, we'll come back another day."

Wang Jian thought about it, then cruelly refused: "No, it is better to hit the sun than to choose a day. It has to be today, and we will look for it later."

While talking, he suddenly felt an itching on his balls, and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to see that three mosquitoes were lying on his precious balls and feasting.

Wang Jian said sadly and indignantly: "Damn chicken, the world is getting worse, and the mosquitoes are not old-fashioned. The recent mosquitoes are simply too damn picky. It's really not as good as the next generation!"

Zhang He couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Stop nagging, beat the mosquitoes quickly, brother!"

Wang Jian lost his temper after being bitten, and Xiao Wang Jian was also dejected, and his flags and drums died down.

Wang Jian pulled up his trousers and walked out, sadly saying, "Even the last condom is used up, even the last condom is used up, even the last condom is used up..."

A strong resentment exudes from the whole person, as if abandoned by the world.

Zhang He was so overwhelmed by his reading that he finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "If you can find a suitable place, I'll let you go without a trick, right?"

Wang Jian confirmed: "Are you serious?"

Zhang He: "Really, really, I lied to you that I am your father."

Wang Jian: "..."

This seniority is too chaotic!

Leaving the treasured land with tears in his eyes, Wang Jian walked ahead with the mosquito repellent lamp, Zhang He followed behind by the hem of his clothes, and they wandered around the grove again, startling countless mandarin ducks again.

However, a suitable place has still not been found.

Wang Jian said sadly: "Heaven will kill me!"

Zhang He: "Shut up and go back to the bedroom."

The two walked out of the grove hand in hand, Wang Jian looked back at the cursed place for the last time, he couldn't eat the grapes and said the grapes were sour and snorted, "What kind of broken ground, who the hell cares about it, please, I won't!" Come."

Zhang He: "No one will beg you, don't worry."

Wang Jian dragged Zhang He to find a hotel outside the campus to have fun. When he passed by the bathroom next to the basketball court, he had a sudden whim and took Zhang He into it.

Zhang He struggled and said, "I don't want to do it in the bathroom, is it dirty?"

Wang Jian put his arms around his waist and coaxed: "Be good, baby, field battles are fun only when they are dirty."

Zhang He said angrily, "Your uncle is the funniest person."

Wang Jian continued to stroke his hair: "It's all fun, it's all fun."

Wang Jian coaxed Zhang He into a cubicle. He hugged Zhang He and kissed him for a long time. Both of them became emotional. When they were about to wipe their guns and fire, Zhang He suddenly saw a few lines written on the door.

He let Wang Jian caress his body, looked closely at it, and then burst out laughing.

Wang Jian asked inexplicably: "What's going on? Did I scratch your itch?"

Zhang He smiled and pointed to the door panel, "No, look here."